#totally not from experience

[thearunadragon]

I can just see Eragon sad-walking through Ellesméra during his training when his back was really bad and just crouching awkwardly and shoving bits of random plants in his mouth like “maybe this will cure me…” in some sniffly sat wet-with-tears Eragon voice of misery.

[dark-elf-writes]

On a scale of 1-10 how crunchy do you think Kirishima’s hair is.

[volfoss]

Pro tip do not put a potato straight out of a 500°oven right in your mouth. It will hurt

[autism-industrial-complex]

Same energy when your phone’s autocomplete outs you by suggesting the word “slut” instead of “slug”

Or when it suggests the honorific you use for your dom after you type “yes”

hey google docs quick question! what are you smoking

[lost326]

I hate when you’re friend drops you off at home and waits for you to get inside and won’t leave until you do only the door is locked and you don’t have a key so you head to the back door waving your friend off only for them to text you that they won’t leave until you say your inside but the back door is locked too and no one is inside so you just have to hide behind a Bush and lie over text that you got in so that your friend will go home and enjoy the rest of the night but now you’re stuck outside till someone gets home.

[aphel1on]

AuDHD is so funny sometimes like what do you mean my hyperfixations/special interests will last for years on end or possibly forever but they will cycle out every month or two with absolutely no transitional period or warning. like i will think about the same topic every day obsessively for 46 days in a row and on the 47th day with no visible cause adhd brain goes "ok! bored of that now" and autism brain goes "dw i got something queued up for ya" and i blast into full blown obsession on some other topic whose mental file folders haven't opened in 9 months. brain's out here treating hyperfixations like a crop rotation. once the dopamine runs out it cycles in another one but once something's in the rotation it never ever leaves. last summer we brought in one from when i was 11. it's so funny to me but frustrating too bc like. i cannot stress enough my inability to predict or control this. or how completely abrupt and random it can be

[abyssalzones]

it's really hard figuring out your gender and sexuality when it's the 1970s and you can't just google "am I transgender quiz"

[erosrage]

And then you don't write anything for the next six months

Do you ever just start writing and then it's a few thousand words later, and you're just like, 'Where the hell did any of this come from? This was not the plan. Wtf?'

[demi-romantics]

Truly experiencing the opposite of a gay panic, the aro/ace dread, when I think somebody has a crush on me

[kit-screams-into-the-future]

was having trans marty thoughts again and i came to a realization about this scene

[fennelwasp]

P1 clara route oh my god

[whumping-valentine]

We use being cold, hungry, and tired a lot in our writings, and that makes sense! Those aren't pleasant feelings, but what's not used enough is all of the other symptoms that can occur under those conditions.

Being malnourished not only causes the feeling of hunger, but can give you headaches, and make you feel weak, faint, sick, cold, and tired. It makes you irritable, unable to concentrate, and can even cause wounds to take longer to heal, while brusing much more easily. After a while you even develop an aversion to food, and don't want to eat. You feel nauseous just thinking about it, and breaking a fast isn't something you can do with a flick of your fingers. Your body isn't used to eating, and it may not sit well with you.

Not eating can also cause your blood sugar to drop, which is a whole entire thing in and of itself, and you don't have to be a diabetic to experience it. Low blood sugar is horrible 0/10 do NOT reccomend (but definitely do in whump!)

As for being cold, it can not only be uncomfortable, but it can make you feel physically ill. Especially when paired with a lack of vitamin D from low sun exposure. You just constantly feel sick, and may even begin to feel hot. It is absolutely FREEZING in my room all the time and I always feel sick. Horrible. Do it to your whumpees and tell them if they're good they can go outside and lay in the sun. That's shit's awesome when you're cold.

And of course, with sleep deprivation, it not only makes you drowsy, but it basically screws everything up. Your ability to think, your coordination, your strength. All you wanna do is curl up into a ball and go to sleep, no matter where you are. There's so much you can do with a tired whumpee.

The most fun thing about all of these is that they can generally go together all at once, inflicting symptoms of the others in an endless loop of torment. So yeah, go nuts! It's miserable!

[iiiiiiits-m]

“My child is completely fine!!”

Ma’am, your child is watching that one video of Matthew Gray Gubler in a cream pie eating contest on repeat

[scarlett-fever]

sorry they're on my mind a lot

[the-mang0tree]

med student megatron....

[3liza]

anal sex is awesome when it's done correctly. btw. regardless of the gender or orientation or anatomy of the partners involved. like I highly recommend it if you're willing to do it right. one of many things I think small penises are better for, for a lot of people. just my onion though