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Who wants to Freaky Friday, I need the time off.
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Batman & Co. trying to deal with an Arkham breakout when the Batmobile screeches onto the scene and runs over the main, juiced up lunatic they're struggling to take out.
Batman:
Robin:
Batgirl:
Red Robin: *checking crushed guy's pulse* "He's alive!"
Red Hood: *clambering out of vehicle*
Batman: "Are you-- what the hell did you do?"
Robin, quietly: "Something effective. For once."
Red Hood: "Oh my goodness how'd that fucking happen? Come on, stop looking at me like that, the car has an autopilot." *pats the top of the car*
Batman: *knocking out another escapee* "Just drive him to the hospital."
Red Hood, saluting once and climbing back into the car while Red Robin loads the guy in.
*Batmobile loudly screeches back and takes out another guy*
#It must be said that Bruce would totally use this trick (non lethally) but bitches about it regardless#Because he's...#Batman#Blame the autopilot#Batfam incorrect quotes#Batfam#Batfanon#Jason todd#Red Hood#Batfamily#personal
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POV: they want candy
#aka a totally not late halloween drawing haha oops#in my defense i was trick or treating#i was ash 4 halloween so now theyre in pokemon costumes i dont make the rules#bart allen#tim drake#kon el#cassie sandsmark#yj98#young justice#banterdraws#did this instead of studying for my sat 🔥🔥
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TRICK OR TREAT!
Treat !! (?)
...But more so a trick on Larry LOL
#I totally didn't overlook this one in my inbox lolll#also ignore the fact that Adam wasn't in costume in the first trick or treat post lol. my ass Forgor#digital#replies#sawposting#saw#saw franchise#sawtism#saw 2004#saw fanart#chainshipping#lawrence gordon#adam stanheight#adam faulkner stanheight#halloween
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okay here's part 6! this literally was not meant to be as long as it is, but i got carried away while doing some archery research... and here we are.
hope you guys enjoy! part 7 will be uploaded tomorrow!
(p.s if you're an archer/know archery and i get stuff wrong please don't yell at me, google can only give me so much info hdshdshdh)
the post/thread that started this whole au
dinner scene: part 1 | part 2 | part 3 | part 4 | part 5 | part 7 | part 8
there's a masterlist now!
*athena had left not long after midday, but not before saying she’d see them all later at dinner*
*telemachus, odysseus & penelope are all together in the palace gardens*
*penelope is sitting on a bench, with odysseus also laying on it & his head in her lap as they watch telemachus practice using a bow and arrow*
telemachus: *trying to aim for the centre of the target in front of him*
telemachus: *struggling but wants to show his parents what his training with athena is doing for him*
telemachus: *lets the bowstring go*
*the arrow flies through the air, but misses the centre of the target completely and hits the edge of the target*
telemachus: *drops the arm holding his bow to his side and sighs in disappointment*
penelope: *looks at her son and then looks down at odysseus*
odysseus: *looks up from his son to meet penelope’s eyes*
*both seem to have a conversation through their eyes*
odysseus: *smiles and nods at penelope*
odysseus: *gets up from penelope’s lap and walks over to telemachus*
penelope: *smiles while watching odysseus head over to their son*
odysseus: don’t be disappointed son, go ahead and nock another arrow
telemachus: *does as his father says*
odysseus: now draw and anchor, as you normally would
telemachus: *again does what odysseus asks*
odysseus: *looks at his son’s pose* ah i see some of the problem
odysseus: *gently takes hold of telemachus’ drawn back elbow*
odysseus: ok your elbow needs to be a bit higher, and just straighten your back a little…
telemachus: *follows odysseus’ instructions*
odysseus: *stepping back so he’s not in the way* that's perfect! now breathe in as you would, but not to the point it hurts!
odysseus: and then as you go to let the string go breathe out but not all the way, about only half way
telemachus: *breathes in as he aims for the centre of the target again*
telemachus: *steadily breathes out and releases the string*
*the arrow flies through the air again… and hits just slightly off the centre of of the target*
telemachus: *looks at the target in disbelief but in also joy*
odysseus: *cheers in happiness for his son* you did it!
penelope: *clapping and calling out to her son* well done telemachus!
telemachus: *drops his bow and turns to his father*
telemachus: *gives odysseus a hug* thank you father!
odysseus: *hugging his son back* no need to thank me, i’m happy to be able to help teach you!
telemachus: *lets odysseus go while smiling*
odysseus: *looks down at telemachus’ bow then picks up it up and grabs an arrow*
odysseus: *nocks it with ease and shoots it in the blink of an eye*
*the arrow hits the dead centre of the target*
odysseus: *turns and hands the bow back to telemachus*
odysseus: now, how about you keep practising? once you have this completely down i’ll teach you other things you can do with a bow
odysseus: *hand under his chin in thought* i’ll have to get an archer’s ring commissioned for you
telemachus: *stares at his father in shock at how easy he made that look* i didn't know you knew so much about archery- i mean…
telemachus: *thinks back to when odysseus shot an arrow through 12 axe heads*
penelope: *giggles to herself as she realises even their son doesn’t know about his father’s mastery & skill with a bow*
odysseus: *looks over at penelope, and then he understands just why she's giggling*
odysseus: *now looks at telemachus with an amused expression*
telemachus: *sees his father’s expression*
telemachus: *holds his hands (with the bow still in one of them) up hoping he hasn’t offended his father*
telemachus: not saying you didn’t know how to use one!
telemachus: i thought you just knew the basics and that ‘trick’ you did to prove yourself, was originally just to impress mother?
telemachus: *puts his arms down and then looks down towards his father’s hands* besides, that ring you wear on your thumb is just a normal one like the other’s you wear isn’t it?
telemachus: it certainly doesn’t look like any archer ring i've seen before at the markets…
odysseus: *laughs to himself and holds up his hand* oh this? you’re right it doesn’t look like an archer ring.
odysseus: *rubs his thumb along his index finger* that's because it isn’t a normal one
telemachus: *looks again at his father’s ring to see it now has a point to it like any standard archer ring*
telemachus: *looks up at odysseus’ face, then back down to his hand and then back up to his face again*
telemachus: but- you- it- hOW?
odysseus: *rubs his thumb against his index finger again and the ring is back to looking like any standard ring*
odysseus: *looks from telemachus to penelope* ask your mother, it was a gift from her
telemachus: *immediately swivels to face her*
penelope: well, as you’ve now found out…your father isn't one to let people know he’s a skilled archer, so i ‘commissioned’ an archer ring to be made for him that could hide as a normal ring when not needed.
telemachus: wow! the jeweller who made this certainly is skilled then
penelope: *thinks back to asking athena if she could try to get hephaestus to make one*
penelope: yeah skilled indeed
telemachus: *turns back to odysseus* so why didn’t you want people to know? about your skills as an archer i mean.
odysseus: sometimes it's best to not reveal all your strengths
odysseus: *grins while shrugging* keeping people guessing is also fun
odysseus: *walks to telemachus and ruffles his hair* anyway, back to practising! i’m going to head back over to your mother, but call me if you want me to assist with anything ok?
telemachus: ok!
*time passes as telemachus keeps on practising, odysseus is back to laying in penelope’s lap while she caresses his hair*
*odysseus wants to keep watching his son but is struggling to not fall asleep from penelope's motions*
*telemachus notices so decides to discuss some final dinner plans with his mother*
telemachus: so the cooks have everything they need for tonight, right? are you sure you don’t need me to quickly run down to the market for anything?
penelope: *smiles reassuringly at telemachus* they do, and if on the off chance they don’t i'm sure one of them will go to the market themselves. no need to worry yourself my son.
telemachus: *nods while getting another arrow ready*
telemachus: *starts pulling the string back when he has another thought*
telemachus: oh what about the seating plan? i should probably tell fathe-
penelope: *who knows about athena’s seating plan, and also knows that odysseus doesn’t (hey she wants to have some fun too ok?)*
penelope: *forgetting about her husband peacefully half-asleep in her lap*
penelope: *jumping up from the bench* NO-
telemachus: *not expecting his mother’s outburst*
telemachus: *lets the string go accidentally and also having lost his aim*
odysseus: *falls off penelope’s lap and the bench with a startled yelp*
*meanwhile the loose arrow now wizzes straight past the target, through the garden trees and over the palace cliffs, heading into what looks to be its final destination of…. the sea*
telemachus: *turns to face his parents* mother, are you ok? why did you yell no?
penelope: oh um… i’m sorry for shouting telemachus
penelope: what i meant to say was, there's no need to spoil anything. we’ll keep it as a surprise!
telemachus: uh ok…
odysseus: *face down on the ground and groaning from the sudden series of events*
odysseus: *pushes himself up and looks at his wife*
odysseus: penelope why?
penelope: *laughs a little at odysseus’ rumpled state*
penelope: *helps him up*
penelope: i’m sorry my love *kisses him on the cheek*
odysseus: *smiles at the kiss and then brushes his clothing free of dust*
odysseus: what were you two talking about anyway?
telemachus: uhh-
penelope: -the final bits for dinner! speaking of which, we should all go and start getting ready!
penelope: *points at the sun starting to set* helios is not long from being done for the day, and i'm sure when selene takes to the skies, our dinner guests won't be long!
penelope: *starts to head inside* come along you two!
telemachus: *to odysseus* what about the archery equipment?
odysseus: *shrugs* we’ll deal with it later
*telemachus & odysseus follow penelope back into the palace*
#*meanwhile in poseidon’s palace*#poseidon: *who is getting ready for dinner with the help of amphitrite*#amphitrite: *brushing poseidon’s long hair for him* did you want me to put your hair in a more formal style? or leave it as normal?#poseidon: *in the midst of fastening his chiton* normal will be fine but maybe add in some-#poseidon: *jolts and blinks* what was that?#amphitrite: *continues brushing used to poseidon’s antics now* what was what?#poseidon: i felt something hit that ithacan cove i use#poseidon: *holds his hand out to summon said thing*#poseidon: *looks at the summoned item* is that… an arrow? who shoots arrows into the sea?!#amphitrite: did you upset odysseus with anything?#poseidon: why is that always your first assumption?#amphitrite: *gives poseidon a look*#poseidon: well not that i know of! forget it- i’ll ask him when i get there#i believe that odysseus doesn't like revealing his skill as an archer#only a certain few know (or knew -rip-) that he's a master with a bow#and athena totally lied to hephaestus about who the ring was for#she didn't want him to know it was for her fav sneaky trickster of a mortal#and yes he totally learnt the axe head trick in addition to his archery skill so he could use it to woo penelope#odysseus epic#odysseus#penelope epic the musical#telemachus epic#telemachus#friends in higher places au?#epic the musical#epic: the musical#nonsense thoughts
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ZEMMA LEAKS?? WAT WHAT. WHAT.
#total drama#total drama 2023#td zee#td emma#total drama reboot#zemma#zee x emma#zeemma#i'm so sorry. i am lying#this is me lying#they're canon in my heart#i enjoy tricking people and making fake storyboards
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Can You "Accidental Baby Acquisition" Yourself?
Like? Say you have a You... who is NOT You, obviously, but A You in the Multiversal sense... and their childhood suuuuuucked. Just? Truely awful for reasons beyond their control.
Such as the veil NOT being so easily peirced in their reality and humanity a bit more... Reactive(tm) to ectoplasm, due to the lower concentration of it in the Everything of their Universe. Which makes their parents research? Unattainable. Dangerous.
Ultimately fatal to their elder sister.
And then later, them.
Not that they were even the loving if wildly eccentric parents most of the other You's KNOW and have. Due to that very say research and their long-term exposure to their own samples. The Reactivity.
"Pit Rage" as some circles call it.
They weren't themselves. Stopped BEING themselves long before their children ever came into the picture. If they could think clearly, they would BEG for someone to save their children. From them. From their house of horrors. From what they've become.
And well? You exsist outside of Time. In the Zone. Maybe you have a wide and crazy adventure with this grizzled, worn, badass of a You. Figure he's pretty cool. Ask if he needs anything. And he laughs this broken glass in your chest sort of sound and says:
"Not unless you could give me a real childhood."
Like? Dude. Buddy. My buddy dude. Gonna have to explain that one. You can't just drop that and walk away. We Crazy Action Bros Adventure(tm) bonded. You can tell me. And reluctantly... he kinda does.
And... Look. You exsist outside of TIME. Your mentor IS Time. You can TOTALLY do that.
This.
But like? You realize... there wouldn't be TWO of you... right? If you take mini-Bamf out of the timestream at point A... you, big guy, stop existing at every instance of point B and onwards.
Yeah. Yeah, he gets that. Fully consents. His life was full of bad decisions and dramatic bullshit. He wants a real childhood. His sister back. Wants them BOTH out of that house and somewhere safe. If he could do it himself, he would. Call it his fucked up way of healing. Finally facing his trauma. It's haunted him long enough.
.....well then. Now You've got a baby and a fussy toddler. They have superpowers because of course they do. That house was OSHAs waking nightmares and deepest fever dreams. Jazzypants is hungy. And baby You did a stinky.
This is Fine(tm).
You're a King! You can TOTALLY handle this! Teeeeeemporarily. Since it's not like they can stay HERE. The Zone is literally uninhabitable long term for the living. So time to fire up the ol Brain Meats. Gremlin Ideas formulating. Loading... Loading... Loooooooading. Got it!
You kidnapped them.
Brilliant! FRIGHTY! Where's the Trenchcoat Booze Slu-...SLUHeuth. Sleuth! Totally what I was planning to say, Starshines! Don't curse. Cursing Bad~☆
The Detective Of Loose Morales in The Trenchcoat, who's Soul I Own, Frighty! Where's he at?? *Distant muffled answer* Close enough! Time to give him a heart attack! And throw a fight! Can you toss me a nightmare medallion? I need to instill mortal terror! Thaaaanks, Frighty! Also can you change diapers? *affirmative noises* Ancients, you're the best.
Smash cut to John Constantine. Busting up some cult, as you do. When? Oh fuck. The leaders heading for the store room! Not today, fucker! They fight. They struggle. It's Manly and Gritty and dramatic! When?
A terrible CRASH. Some artifact must have activated. What... have you DONE? *dramatic musical sting* swirling green and DEATH radiates out from a pin prick of nothing. A black hole in reverse. The cold oblivion of space, given bones to claw its way free. Eyes that sear in colors too technicolor and hypersaturated to be mortal. Green. Green! GREEN.
Ice and stars and death and a terrible, unspeakable Crown.
Two... two little sprogs. Tiny bits of nothing in a monsters hand. KIDS, wrapped up in something they never should of even had to nightmare about. John's eyes catch on red, red hair. A tiny little headband with butterflies on it. Pressed so close to dark locks, as she wraps herself around her little bits of a sibling.
The other ones dressed up in stars.
Someone SOLD their fuckin KIDS. Or this damned this STOLE them. It doesn't matter. Not now, not to John. Because this bastard isn't keeping them. He slides like breathing into the waves of luck and chance, odds and fate. Is on his feet and drawing attention. Whatever it takes, he's leaving here with those kids.
He laughs and it's not a kind one.
"Oi! A word if you will?"
@hypewinter @hdgnj @the-witchhunter @nerdpoe @ailithnight
#dpxdc#dp x dc#dc x dp#dcxdp#dc x dp prompt#danny tricks John in taking the munchkins#john TOTALLY won these infants fair and square guys#he says showing up covered in ash to the next meeting#with two toddlers he has no idea what to do with#so uuuuh#anyone want two kids?#batman put your fucking hand down
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Yk what, frick y'all *furryfies Touchstarved cast* (minus Kuras because I cannot draw him for the life of me orz)
Initial plan was to color them all, but I got lazy as I already spent an unhealthy amount of time working on them due to my extreme perfectionnism when I try to reproduce something so black and white sketch it is.
I legit had so much fun doing these, and really love how they came out, please don't hate me to much for this. /gen TT
#yes me asking what animals you associated with the cast was totally for this#i am so sorry to have tricked y'all#hope you will forgive me#but fr tho idk why i am so anxious with posting this here ajkfehjkj please be nice to me or i'll cry#touchstarved#touchstarved game#touchstarved fanart#touchstarved leander#touchstarved ais#touchstarved mhin#touchstarved vere#leander#ais#mhin#vere#mawrrbid's artwork
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The wet dream totally happened, or as Robin called it: Steve’s bisexual awakening
#harringrove#they totally have wet dreams about each other#billy hargrove#steve harrington#billy x steve#billy hargrove x steve harrington#robin buckley#incorrect harringrove quotes#nancy’s just tricking steve in to confess there#harringroveera#harringrove textpost#steve x billy#incorrect billy hargrove quotes#incorrect steve harrington#harringrove meme#harringrove edit#steve harrington x billy hargrove#steve Harrington meme#billy hargrove meme
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Someone mentioned something about the boys not really knowing about 9/11 and I can’t stop thinking about what other massive events they wouldn’t know about
Charles probably had to be the one to inform Edwin that there was a second world war. Like he might have asked at some point “btw how did the Great War turn out?” since he died right in the middle of it and poor Charles had to break the news to him
The moon landing though! Edwin would be so excited about that, planes had only been a thing for 13 years when he died and now there are people in space? That’s incredible!
Speaking of aviation though he’d probably wonder at some point why zeppelins stopped being used entirely and someone would have to tell him about the Hindenburg disaster
They likely know almost nothing about current pop culture since they still haven’t figured out the internet, can ghosts even use iphones since they can’t touch things the way the living can?
On the flip side of this they both probably mention stuff that was commonly known about in their eras and confuse the fuck out of Crystal, this goes double for things that are specific to the UK
Though sometimes she might actually know what he’s talking about but for all the wrong reasons, like Charles will mention a celebrity and she’ll be like “isn’t that the guy who murdered someone?” and he can’t quite tell if she’s fucking with him or not (because she absolutely lies about pop culture to them because it’s funny)
#crystal totally makes up slang that doesn’t exist and tricks them into using it#dead boy detectives#charles rowland#edwin payne#crystal palace
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candy or doodles 👀👀👀
yeah sorry i made duncan girlypop again whoops
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Is his stupid chest on backwards
#studying world tour for. reasons.#im not seeing things thats his chest facing up right#trick question. im not seeing things cause they rigged it more normal in total drama x4 island#it could of been a straight line but no. put his pecs on his back who cares#thats it. feel free to ignore me I just need to express my observations#total drama#total drama noah#td noah#Starry speaks#I love blogging. I am no better than S*erra
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#SPOLIERS IN TAGS!!#IF YOU HAVENT PLAYED/FINISHED PLAYING AVERT YOUR EYES#anyway#ghost trick spoilers#ghost trick cat sissel#ghost trick fanart#sissel#he totally steals yomiel’s sunny like#u can’t tell me he doesn’t#sunnys is Aussie for like sunglasses
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#What to do if the Ghouls Emerge From Their Graves#tips#tricks#life hacks#helpful hints#advice#ghoul#ghouls#The undead#zombie#zombies#unreality#the sum total of our wisdom on most things is RUN
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Trick or treat! 🧛
Fuyuhiko!
✨TREAT✨
no.45 Odds Kuzuryu Fuyuhiko – Danganronpa 2
The yakuza boy himself, one day I’ll get a consistent style for his hair.
#Kuzuryu Fuyuhiko#Danganronpa 2#halloween ask game 24#art request#his arc is so so compelling#sorry lad – but your death doesn’t fix anything#you’ve got to LIVE if you wanna make amends#(totally against the values of your ultimate)#mickules#yotoll#Trick or Treat#[URGH missed the midnight mark on this one! scheduling tool messed me up!]
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ghost trick has consumed my life and soul
here’s a rough of one of my favorite scenes in the game! There’s something really visceral about this moment that makes my writers heart happy
#bread art#ghost trick#ghost trick spoilers#i almost never make fanart because it makes me nervous but for him i will make an exception <3#kind of proud of the shading work even if it isnt totally perfect
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