#tossing bottles

[saruvanthewhite]

Hey, SFPD. You might want to come have a look at this gentleman. He parks out here nearly every day, and I thought he was coming out to go fishing but now it turns out he comes out here to drink in the back of his truck, only then to toss his empties out into the foliage by the side of John Muir Drive. He then leaves not too long after. This means he is drunk. He’s apparently been doing this here for a long time.

What called my attention to him this time was me actually witnessing him toss one of his bottles out. When I went to investigate, there were many empty beer bottles in a pile where I found the one he just tossed. I was starting to wonder about the origin of all the beer bottles I occasionally find out here.

I at the very minimum pack out my trash and don’t leave anything out here. Being unhoused is hard. But it’s so goddamn easy to maintain control of your own litter and waste. Being unhoused in the same proximity to irresponsible, stupid suoqqᴉƃʇᴉɥs makes me and the other unhoused van dwellers subject to scrutiny when people see litter building up. I personally dislike being accused of littering especially because, I pack out my ƃuıʞɔnɟ trash like a responsible human. I also don’t drink then drive drunk. I don’t drink anyway but that’s beside the point.

This.

Idiot.

Is.

Drunk.

Littering.

And.

Will.

Be.

Driving.

Soon.

SFPD, go get him.

[glacierclear]

i love sifting through tumblr's rp community. you can find many classics such as:

abandoned blogs

active but never writes

expired discord server invites

why do i have 50+ muses oh god

fandom drama toxic enough to melt houses

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[xyondew]

Soo... page two of Project Geister requires you to throw 25 projectiles at each Prime Asset...

[suusoh]

(Post-monster/Post- Rurenheim Johan, yandere-ish? slight exhibition?)

weird clingy "quirky" friend Johan who could not care less for social etiquette anymore. His need for keeping up tactful appearances has been left on that unmade, crumpled, human of a mess on the hospital bed. the same place where he finally learned his name.

you on the other hand though, bothers with trying your best to keep things civil. (he finds it amusing)

Johan clings onto your waist, hands rubbing mindless circles on your hips, and keeping you tight against his tall frame. Burrows his face into your neck, the light tufts of blonde curtain bangs tickling your collarbone.

"and you guys are... ?" the few people standing around you ask. Eyes shifting between the two of you.

you suck in a breathe, forcing a polite grin on your face. holding onto whatever clutches of normalcy and illusions of sanity between you and Johan with your dear life.

"we're friends."

words coming out through gritted teeth. feeling your eye slightly twitching in pure restraint.

you hear Johan hum softly at that, it almost sounds like agreeance... but you know better.

"mhm. friends." he repeats.

he then starts biting your neck and sucking hickeys onto it. holding you in place as the group leaves uncomfortably.

[meteortrails]

listen to me. look me in my fucking eyes. link and Zelda love each other in a way that transcends time and space; they support each other in a way that’s so fundamental to their being that even stripped of their personhood or their memories it’s still what drives them. for both of them it’s never quite about saving the world or serving their goddess, it’s about making it back to the other no matter what miracles they have to work or mountains they have to move. its not even really romance bc that would imply they’re wholly separate when at times they’re closer to being two halves of the same being. their love is symbiosis. ganon must feel like he’s universally destined to the most hellish third wheeling in all existence. and it all makes me so intensely emotional im drunk baking about it

[0lliethere]

i had a vision

[femmesandhoney]

it should not only be punishable if they don't, but completely expected for any and all smokers to go outside when they smoke. idc if it's your house and you think the garage is "close enough" get the fuck outside and stop making the garage now just reek of smoke yall fucking suck lmao. smokers can freeze in a blizzard if they want to smoke that bad.

[dooodle-bug]

Witch girl from my dream last night

[abimee]

you are my innocent angel

[look-at-the-stars-tonight]

the amount of effort that goes into figuring out what to cook and eat every day is RIDICULOUS. i used to think people were so weird and boring for eating the same thing every single day but it truly does make life so much easier

[rennarita]

[entropyvoid]

Y’know I could be pulling random associations out of my ass on this one but. Something about Boothill just gives me big Emiliano Zapata vibes

[sezja]

Walmart's literally like "why can't we keep employees?? Why do people keep quitting??" while going out of their way to make working here as miserable and tedious as fucking possible

[kaijudick]

if the cop wasnt there i think the fisherman and the marine biologist would have fucked in the jaws boat. just another reason to defund the amity island police department

[prcttyinpcnk]

"Steeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep right on up folks!! Test your luck at the milk bottle toss!! Glittering prizes await those that can land a triple strike!"

Said prizes is glimmering jewelry enchanted with blessing of fortune and good health to those who wear it!

[dawnstarranger]

Today I bought a floral and skull print water bottle that would have made my 16 year old goth self jump for joy. This is what having adult money is all about