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the ellipsis is the most powerful of all the punctuation…so versatile…i’m pondering…i’m omitting…i’m implying…i’m trailing off…
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i always wanted to be as warm as a freshly printed sheet of paper
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dream job is pair of eyeballs that fly around and look at shit
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Today I encountered an especially pathetic Italian greyhound. His owner told me that a gust of wind once blew him into a lake.
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"history will absolve me" as the e-mail signature
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Oh what the hell when did these devices get all futile
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not only should abortion be free i think they should let you pick out a toy like at the dentist
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In high school I was voted most likely to be tormented by spirits
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Moving to England now in like a week and a half
#me moving can never happen with prior notice apparently lol#im going to live with my gf tho yay!!#and i have work for 2 weeks at a production office so#pretty cool#unemployed after that but lol#personal ramblings#2 weeks became 3 months btw lol also London is cool but also scary
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Had a break down over a wheel knut
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Had a break down over a Jury Citation
Had a break down over a wheel knut
#they have called me up for after ive left the city cause y job ends lmao...ugh#like leave me alone please#personal ramblings#literally going to be 6 hours away...
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