#tosser

[mattsmemes]

[omegaremix]

Omega Radio for October 14, 2024; #387.

Green Blue: “Worry”

Guitar: “Kiss Me You Idiot”

Aluminum: “Behind My Mouth”

Babehoven: “Lightness Is Loud”

Feeble Little Horse: “Steamroller”

Squirrel Flower: “Full Time Job”

Tosser: “Control”

Desert Sharks & A Very Special Episode: “Siren Song”

Babe Report: “Kathleen”

Mandy: “A Series Of Small Explosions”

Trauma Ray: “Bishop”

Careen: “The Slice”

Chimers: “3AM”

Variety: “Valentine”

Enumclaw: “Bell Hooks”

Me You Us Them: “Humilitarian”

Ex Pilots: “Do Not Call”

Deluxe shoegaze, dreampop, and alternative.

[svartikotturinn]

We see you, dipshits. You’re not remotely as clever as you think you are.

[omegaradiowusb]

OCTOBER 14, 2024 (#387)

Green Blue: "Worry" (***NEW) Guitar: "Kiss Me You Idiot" Aluminum: "Behind My Mouth" (***NEW) Babehoven: "Lightness Is Loud" (***NEW) Feeble Little Horse: "Steamroller" Squirrel Flower: "Full Time Job" Tosser: "Control" (***NEW) Desert Sharks & A Very Special Episode: "Siren Song" (***NEW) Babe Report: "Kathleen" (***NEW) Mandy: "A Series Of Small Explosions" (***NEW) Trauma Ray: "Bishop" (***NEW) Careen: "The Slice" (***NEW) Chimers: "3AM" (***NEW) Variety: "Valentine" (***NEW) Enumclaw: "Bell Hooks" Me You Us Them: "Humilitarian" Ex Pilots: "Do Not Call" (***NEW)

It's the halfway mark of Omega's Autumn broadcasting season. This show was a tough one to put together as we had lots of new, current, and favorite shoegaze, dreampop, and alternative sounds to choose from. We made sure this morning's one-hour run is a sweet one. For those tracks that didn't make it? No worries. We will definitely use them for another time.

Three more shows to go before we call it a year. We still have new, current, and favorite sounds to give until the season runs out. Join us in two weeks at 3AM for another deluxe hour of Omega. In the meantime, feel free to revisit our show for the next seven days at WUSB’s schedule. We'll see you then.

October 28, 2024: deluxe Omega

November 11, 2024: deluxe Omega

November 25, 2024: final deluxe Autumn Omega + Year 12.

[official-penis-posts]

I thought this might be real until I saw “TOSSER - English for “quality”

Because I’ve watched enough British TV to know that’s not what tosser means

[bluegiragi]

debrief.

early access + nsfw on patreon

[risaonda]

did anyone find out what the fuck this means by the way

[severussnapemylove]

I really wonder what kind of people Fleamont and Euphemia Potter were because James gives such Dudley Dursley vibes.

The thing is, I can kinda understand why Remus and Sirius behaved as they did as part of the Marauders. Remus wasn't going to turn against his only supportive friend group, even when it was his duty to. And Sirius came from a completely toxic, possible abusive, family that was made up of Slytherins, so he took his anger out on another Slytherin. But James? The boy with all the privileges; the spoiled son of doting parents, financially stable, socially well placed, tight friend group. Who targeted an abused, poverty stricken, socially disadvantaged boy because he existed. James had no reason to behave as he did, other than the fact he was a spoiled brat who had never been told "no" in his life. James Potter is just an athletic variant of Dudley Dursley. Only difference is, Dudley matured and realised he was wrong.

[mamawasatesttube]

you guys... i like tim drake so much 🥰

[strawberrypinky]

MCM Comic Con was an absolute dream.

I met so many lovely people and on top of that I got to meet a few of the wonderful VA’s from Baldur’s Gate. Each interaction was nicer than the last and I still feel like I’m floating. I wish I would’ve had more time, but I doubt this will have been my last convention. 1000/10 would recommend ✨🥰

Tim was so refreshingly funny and generous - I prompted him to use a quote that would persuade me to finally commit to a full Gale romance run. I think he more than delivered 🤣

George was as humble and kind as ever and I got the Mr Rolan Darcy quote from him. I unfortunately also promised him to take good care of Rolan, so I’m afraid my plans for an evil run have been squashed for good 😂

And Tracy? Where do I even begin? Such a kindhearted goddess of a woman. She dedicated so much time to each and every soul in her queue and she came prepared (No seriously, she provided her own selfie lighting for the selfies at her table lol 😭). I don’t think anyone else could’ve done the role of Jaheira, because she’s such a kind and warm soul. Not to be weird, but being around her felt like one warm and kind hug.

Honestly, I wish I would’ve had more time to meet the rest of the cast but in this case I firmly believe in “there’s always a next time” 🥰

[oc45]

This was a dra.ft I didn't post! I truly don't remember. I think I posted this attached to something else. Maybe my medication didn't kick in.

[maraudersoncrack1981]

HEADCANON!!!!!

THE GIRL HARRY TALKS TO IN HALF BLOOD PRINCE AT THAT DINNER IN THE LONDON UNDERGROUND WAS MARY'S DAUGHTER

[melefim]

Swearing in Dead Boy Detectives: Piss, Bastard, Slag, Tosser, Prick, Pussy, and Bugger

Overview:

These words were all said 2 times each, and at least one was used in each episode. Bugger, Slag, and Bastard were only said by Charles, while Piss, Tosser, Prick, and Pussy were all said by two different characters.

Uses Per Episode:

Episode 1: 1 Piss, 1 Bastard

Episode 2: 1 Piss

Episode 3: 1 Bastard, 2 Slag

Episode 4: 1 Tosser

Episode 5: 1 Prick, 1 Pussy, 1 Tosser

Episode 6: 2 Bugger

Episode 7: 1 Pussy

Episode 8: 1 Prick

Uses Per Character:

Charles: 6 words, 9 times total: 1 Piss, 2 Bastard, 2 Slag, 1 Tosser, 2 Bugger

Crystal: 2 words, 2 times total: 1 Pussy, 1 Prick

The Cat King: 1 word, 1 time total: Pussy

The Tabby Cat: 1 word, 1 time total: Piss

Charles’ ‘Friend’: 1 word, 1 time total: Tosser

Percent of Total:

Each word is said 2 times, which is .6% of all cursing in the show. Combined, these 7 words make up 4.3%.

Variations:

Piss, Bastard, Pussy, and Bugger all have two variation that were both said once each.

Piss & Pissed

Bastards & Bastard

Pussies & Pussy

Buggered & Bugger

Slag, Tosser, and Prick had no variations.

Rankings:

Total Uses: Piss, Bastard, Slag, Tosser, Prick, Pussy, and Bugger are all tied for 14th with 2 uses each.

Number of Episodes: Piss, Bastard, Tosser, Prick, Pussy are all tied for 12th with Dick and Sod. All seven of these words were said in two different episodes.

Coming in last place after appearing in just one episode are Bugger and Slag, along with Cunt, Twat, Knob, Bollocks, Slut, Whore, Wanker and Prat.

Total Characters: Piss, Tosser, Prick, and Pussy are all tied for 12th with Bloody Hell. All five words are said by only two characters.

Bastard, Slag, and Bugger are all only said by one character, landing them all in last place, along with Cunt, Twat, Knob, Bollocks, Slut, Whore, Wanker, Prat, and Sod.

Curse Word Variations: With 2 variations, Pussy, Bugger, Piss, and Bastard are all tied for 11th place.

Slag, Tosser, and Prick are all tied for last with just one variation, as well as Bloody, Bloody Hell, Cunt, Twat, Knob, Bollocks, Slut, Whore, Wanker, Prat, and Sod.

Lines:

Episode 1:

Charles: Piss off, cat.

Charles: The little bastards are pretty clever, and their scratches sting like fire.

Episode 2:

Tabby Cat: The Cat King is pissed. We're taking you to him.

Episode 3:

Charles: So let's keep the bastard from ever getting his hands on it.

Charles: Edwin, don't slag her off just because it turns out you aren't the all-knowing expert on everything, yeah?

Charles: Mate, don't slag her off just because it turns out you aren't the all-knowing expert on all things, yeah?

Episode 4:

Charles’ ‘Friend’: He surfaced! You tosser!

Episode 5:

Charles: With that prick demon and her missing memories, she isn't keen on starting anything.

Crystal: Deep down, guys that make gay jokes are always the biggest pussies.

Charles: You tossers really hurt some people. You were cruel just for the shits.

Episode 6:

Charles: I mean, Monty's our mate and all, but Gladys could have buggered off.

Charles: Nasty Bugger.

Episode 7:

The Cat King: Oh god, they say that I'm a pussy.

Episode 8:

Crystal: I am so sorry he was a colossal prick.

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More Dead Boy Detectives Swearing Posts:

Masterlist

Swearing by Episode

Swearing by Character

Swearing by Word

All Swearing Posts

And if you like lists of things like I do, you can check out my other Dead Boy Detectives ones here!

When Charles’ Shirt Colors Change

George Rextrew’s Edwin comic inspo board

Full soundtrack with timestamps

Moves, Incidents, and Cases Masterlist

First pass at finding where the songs in the score are used- full post with timestamps in progress

[nerd-flash]

[atlaseclectic]

{Mind's file}

The Mind

Z-13 - New codename: "The Mind", previous codename "Handy Man", real name: “Ciro Jash", is to be KILLED ON SIGHT without hesitation. Z-13 is incredibly dangerous; caution is required if encountered. Despite her size, Z-13 is incredibly nimble, allowing him to quickly outmaneuver and flank operatives. It should also be noted that Z-13 is currently in possession of our experimental portable SCRAMBLER, meaning that any and all CCTV, radios, and other communications equipment will be rendered offline in a ██ by ██ stud radius of her presence. Operatives must conduct a communications check with HQ every 5 minutes to ensure they are not within range of the SCRAMBLER. If HQ cannot be reached, operatives should remain on high alert for a possible ambush whilst attempting to check in as often as possible.

After feigning the effects of anesthesia, Z-13 pretended to succumb and woke up unguarded during transport. He killed Cheif Scientist Juno Adler, acquiring his high clearance keycard, and proceeded to release as many monsters as possible from their containment cells, causing a site-wide lockdown, dubbed "The Juno Incident" in remembrance.

Before stealing, destroying and rebuilding the experimental SCRAMBLER, CCTV captured Z-13 trading stolen items for research findings from EXR-P expedition party members. His exact motivations remain unknown, but encrypted radio broadcasts to Innovation Inc, Bloxtop, Deluge Labs, and Pinewood suggest she is gathering confidential Urbanshade information to leverage a way out with a rival organization . Although uncertain if she continues to trade with incoming parties, it is highly probable.

In early 2015, Z-13 was selected to be part of an experiment to give humans gills, using DNA strands from a killer whale, ███████, an octopus, a great white shark, a mutated electric eel, a silver spinyfin, and a mantis shrimp. Whilst the experimentation was a success and Z-13 gained the ability to breathe underwater, the obvious visual and bodily side effects left much to be desired. These side effects were quickly ironed out and refined on future test subjects, and the gill procedure was quickly applied to all the Guardsmen working at the Blacksite. The initial periods following the experimentation are the optimal times to reverse physical side effects, but this was not deemed necessary for Z-13 due to her LR-P status. His monstrous appearance, characteristics, and abilities led to the classification as Z-13. After this experiment, seeing no further use for her in human testing, Z-13 was assigned to underwater equipment maintenance.

In late 2015, it was discovered that Z-13 had been wrongly accused of experimentation to turn humans into cyborgs, and was falsely sentenced to life in prison. Despite this revelation, it was decided not to inform Z-13 or release him to the public, as her appearance would be considered too alarming for the general populus. At this stage, reversing the mutations was no longer feasible, as the opportunity to do so had long passed. However, her rank was changed to MR-P, providing him with better living conditions and access to recreational programs available to MR-P's.

Under no circumstances can Z-13 be allowed to leave the Blacksite alive. If any operative encounters Z-13, they must abandon their previous objectives and, as Mr. Shade himself stated, "Shred their mags until their trigger-finger bleeds."

If these documents are shown to unauthorized personnel, you'll be put up for demotion, and any cover-up fees will be sent to your relatives.

[glassgob]

soft shells hard balls claws up lifes a garden dig it

[Image ID: Simple digital illustration of Brock Forbes, Adalberto Tosser, Nagomi Mcdaniel, and my Blaseball sona Road Kill waving. In the corner, it reads "Godspeed, Blaseball!" with a small crab holding a heart. End ID.]