#tord irl

[anecdotalcyanide]

*☆ SCENE SELFCARE BOARD FOR A TORD (EW) IRL ☆*

FOR: anon!

🤖 / 🚬 / 🤖 / 🚬 / 🤖

[tordtheonenutwonder]

Small vent I posted to tiktok lol.

[red--leading]

> doing this myself because i dont get enough reach to receive asks

🎨: i love it! not everything portrays me as id like but thats fine!

📝: i feel mixed- personally i dont read anything with much weight/story, im definitely a PWP kinda guy, but still its pretty neat!

✅: the hentai thing, especially the RIGHT way in recent years & my generally obnoxious libido- and the fact that i think cats are pretty cool!

❌: MOST things unfortunately... very rare to see a truly BASED portrayal of myself. most egregiously- usually they make me good at socializing and flirting, which i am not. i also do not hate tom as much as The End would have you believe. i am also not evil terrible villain.

🗺️💔🚫: i dont have particular memories, mostly just intense feelings that "yes this is right"/"no this is wrong", so i cant answer these well.

🔀: thats hard to put a finger on. i seem to be a very muddled mix of all eras, although classic is the most prevalent for me in reality. i guess im somewhat compliant in that manner. regarding my most iconic portrayal in the end, i am mainly divergent because that was mostly SLANDER.

⚧️: source-wise im a cisgender man, which is still true and was canon. nothing was confirmed sexuality-wise, but i know currently that i am very bi.

💗: scars, shitty incel weeb gamer activities, and as cliche as it seems, having red things/wearing red and eating bacon.

🖊️: yes.

👬: NO THANK YOU! i have generally always had an issue with "duplicates" of ANY name in ANY context (i am uncomfortable if i know two people with the same name) and this is a contributing factor to why i dislike doubles and even for-fun-kins.

⭐️: i cant quite put my finger on it??? i just have this strong, set feeling that says "yes; that is me."

🎙️: probably my living situation (lack of roommates), which is funny.

💞: everyone thinks my only character trait is Horny(TM) ((theyre not wrong))

❓: i have no preference i dont think

👍: the writing & humor, as well as the charm of Edd's style.

👎: the legacy era (sorry.)

💸: YES!! and its mostly limited edition with me in it!

🌸: sure? the question is tricky for me to decipher, sorry.

🌻: here on tumblr in designated spaces, & with my few online friends, and my partner, although i openly use my source name and have an obvious motif of myself (avatars/themes, etc) elsewhere.

Ask Game: Fictionkin, Fictives, and Other Fiction-based Identities

this post is safe for folks with any fictional source and for endogenic systems! please don't reblog if your blog is not

🎨 How do you feel about fanart?

📝 How do you feel about fanfiction?

✅ What does the fandom usually get right?

❌ What does the fandom usually get wrong?

🗺️ What do you miss about your world?

💔 Who are you missing right now?

🚫 Is there anyone you hope to never see again?

🔀 How canon-divergent vs. canon-compliant are you?

⚧ What were your gender and orientation in your timeline; was your identity canon?

💗 What helps you feel closer to your source (in a positive way)?

🖊️ Do you use your name from your source?

👬 How do you feel about doubles?

⭐ Is your fiction-based identity spiritual, psychological, or something else?

🎙️ What's the biggest difference between you and your canon self?

💞 What's the biggest similarity between you and your canon self?

❓ Do you prefer when people are familiar or unfamiliar with your source when they meet you?

👍 What's your favorite thing about your source?

👎 What's your least favorite thing about your source?

💸 Do you own any merch of your source?

🌸 Do you feel comfortable in your fiction-based identity?

🌻 Who are you open with about your fiction-based identity?

[wt555]

little rant in tags but...

can we please stop tagging eddsworld character fanart with the irl names of the creators?? thanks

[peach-jelly-lemon]

While I love clone theory I also love the horrible slow descent into ruthlessness that would come along with being manipulated by an anarchist extremist group in exactly the same way I love watching car crash videos

[ask-tord69]

we shall convert thy to Tordism

@hikkisunny

your time has come

quick Tord rizz them up and convert them into Tordism (I’m sorry lmao)

tordism?? Is that a religion for me?? Uh sorry edd

hey person are you a person bcuz u look like a person, join the religion

[holy-reference-in-a-username]

I don't mean to ask this in a weird way, since you stated Tom is asexual how come he makes out with Tord all the time? Does he have sex? I don't know too much about asexuality so forgive me if I'm wrong in my assumptions.

nah, your question is fine! ill put this under the cut, though.

basic definition: asexuality is a lack of sexual attraction. asexual people can feel romantic attraction, and even feel positively about sex (for example, in the context of making your partner feel good), but a lot of ace people don't. this can be due to trauma, body dysphoria, certain medications, or for no discernible reason at all.

now, to answer your questions:

kissing ≠ sex.

no.*

as for explanations for these answers, here's one: i am ace! i am also HEAVILY projecting onto Tom! does that mean im essentially pouring my heart out to randos on the internet via shitty comics of men kissing?? dont answer that!!!!

anyway, i'm still not 100% set on what i want to do with Tom as a character, but i will say that body dysphoria is a part of his asexuality. being kept in the wrong body for almost 2 decades fucks up your relationship to it, mayhaps. (i am transmasc. and once again projecting onto Tom.)

*not yet. possibly not ever.

[cyixt]

Omfg it finally took my lazy ass long enough to post this

[yoinkschief]

HEHEHEHEH DAMES <3 <3 <3 <3

I love my partner so much we're gettin freakay on da fridae nite

Me and my partner if we were cool and in Friday Night Funkin (WEEKEND 1 THREW ME BACK INTO MY FIXATION I'M COOKED)

[cherrysmokesaconha]

Bitches be like: "please respect my opinion!!!"

Their opinion:

HATE SPEECH

DISINFORMATION

AND

SIMPLY PREJUDICE

[skullbowz]

EDDSWORLD SERVER ;D

Guys last server I swear (lie) , I know my blog is mostly creepypasta directed but if it wasn’t obvious w a few of mt reblogs and posts I do infact like eddsworld and its also one of my big interests, problem is I know very few people who also enjoy Eddsworld and so my EW server is a chance for me and others who wanna make more friends whom share the interest or just generally want to hangout !!! ^.^

We areee + what we offer

We are :: System + fictionkin + irl — etc… friendly (anti endos)

Doubles friendly / neutral

Very inclusive in things + we have an amazing mod team!!

We have :: Many channels to chat and socialize in

Many roles to collect and personalize your server profile + help keep the server active

Many bots for fun activities and games

Voice channels to yap in

And if by popular demand we may just add a small roleplay section!!

We hope to see you guys there!! :33

[crowscanread]

F*ck it, Date of Birth Headcanons (+ Last names and Zodiacs)

(Age as of November 2016-ish, which we'll say is ROUGHLY when WYTC takes place)

(Order of Zodiac stuff, strength, weakness, like, dislike)

Matt (Matthew Harrison): June 9th, 1989 (Summer vibes with the warmth and energy that can still burn+ Gemini curious, indecisive, will chat with anyone, doesn't like being alone ☁️) 27

Tord (Tord Lawrence): April 16th, 1989 (Spring vibes and all the transformation metaphors that come with it + Aries determined, short-tempered, challenges, inactivity 🔥) 27

Edd (Edward Grant): October 27th, 1988 (Autumn vibes definitely brags about having a birthday so close to halloween + Scorpio, a true friend, jealous, being right, dishonesty💧) 28 oldest

Tom (Thomas Thompson): January 2nd 1990 (Early Winter vibes cold on the outside but surprisingly cozy on the inside + Capricorn responsible, stubborn, music, almost everything at some point ⛰️) 26 youngest

[user-boxer]

This user is Tord irl

[merwynpersonalhub]

OK I DID THE OTHERS WOOOO!! @ask-edd HERES THE REST WOOOOO

[tordistic]

dupport

He later complained about the texture and temperature of slushies. Oops

[fivetrench]

WTF THEY’RE BRINGING TORD BACK??!!?!! OH MY GOD???!!!!!?!?