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deathbirby · 19 days ago

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staroba fankid be upon yee

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69-toojay · 1 year ago

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May God give Light Yagami the strength to endure the bullying a thirteen year old is capable of

#I don't like Near #Who the fuck does he think he is acting all Sigma just because he's better than L #Oh rip to L but I'm unaffected by the pussy #Bitch you're thirteen #And the misogynistic comment to Halle Lidner? Bitch I'm gonna shove that robot action figure up your ass #But but but I appreciate anyone who bullies Light #Even if said bullying is not particularly homoerotic #The two types of bullying have their own appeal #Ig both had a shelf life hence the show had to end but you gotta admit near calling light every name under the sun over the phone and irl #Multiple times and calling him L2 to put him in his place was top tier comedy #near death note #Nate river #Light Yagami #l death note #Death note manga #Death note

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theygender · 2 days ago

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I wish cats were like dogs where you could take them to a cat park or kitty daycare or on a playdate and let them run around with other hyper energetic kittens for several hours and then you bring them back home and they're so played out that they're just chill the rest of the day. Astrid is in her preteen phase now and she has the most violent destructive zoomies of any cat I've ever seen. Our older male cat can't keep up with her when she really wants to play and neither can we. I just played with her until she flopped from exhaustion TWICE a few hours ago and she's already jetting around at near light speed knocking shit off every horizontal surface and doing kickflips off of us with her claws out again

#😭#i love her but shes killing me #shes also started trying to shred every piece of paper she sees including tissues and toilet paper and etc #shes been knocking over all our small trashcans and pulling the bags out to climb inside of them #(she loves climbing inside plastic bags and its terrifying)#and shredding all the tissues that were previously in those bags in the process #she pulled the toilet paper off the roll the other day. shes been attacking our rugs and dragging them around the floor #today after i thwarted her from getting into shit on trixies desk several times #she discovered that shes big enough to jump onto the high shelf on TOP of trixies desk and knocked over a little cactus #dirt all over the carpet. cactus destroyed. (luckily she seems fine tho)#i KNOW shes acting up bc she needs to play more but man how are we supposed to keep up with this 😭#she has the energy of a thousand lesser kittens #like literally ive raised dozens of kittens throughout my life. some i even bottle raised from newborns #and i swear i have NEVER had one that's as rambunctious as she is #there's only one that even comes CLOSE and astrid still totally eclipses her #astrid could run LAPS around lizard. probably literally #rambling #(disclaimer the stuff i said about dogs is mainly from my experience pet sitting my regular clients high energy big dogs #i mainly had low-mid energy small dogs growing up so i never really had to worry about this before lol)#edit: i forgot this is actually the second plant she's knocked off a shelf and destroyed the last couple weeks #first one was luckily over hard floor and not carpet tho #edit 2: specified older male cat above only bc our older female cat won't even try #she's terrorized by astrids zoomies more than we are #edit 3: forgot to mention wrt the tissue thing that while i was gone for literally One Hour the other day #she tore all the tissues out of a tissue box and then got her head stuck in there 😭#my gf came home to find shredded tissues all over the place and astrid banging around the apartment trying to get the box off her head #this child WORRIES ME

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editing-tips69 · 8 months ago

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viewers pick my outfit 3 WHEN we must make this man wear more crop tops this is my new lifes mission

#PLEASEPLEASEPLEASE #this picture literally changed my life #like sir take off the jacket and help me reach this thing on the top shelf im just too short #just reach real high now don't worry about it #phil lester #phlonde era #phan #daniel howell #dan and phil

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percabeth4life · 1 month ago

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3. What were your top five books of the year? or 16. What is the most over-hyped book you read this year?

I'll go with 3, cause I haven't gotten around to reading the over hyped books yet so idk if they're actually over hyped.

Top five books!

Scum Villain Self Saving System (don't remember if that was this year but holy shit it rocks highly recommend... If over 18 cause the 3rd and 4th books have some sex scenes)

The Tea Book (this might sound silly but I really enjoyed learning about teas around the world and how they're made and all that stuff)

Villains are Destined to Die (technically a manwha? But it has a novel too it's just not in English and I can't find a decent translation. It's one of the few love stories I actually like and the lore is so fun. Callisto and Penelope are so snarky together I love their dynamic)

Rea and the Blood of the Nectar (really interesting story set half in India half in a mystical land, it's for a younger audience but it caught my eye at a thrift shop so I got it, really fun read! I'm quite curious about the ruling system and the magic in it)

To Shape a Dragons Breath (currently reading but oh Wow! I love the dragon lore! The world building! Native rep! Amazing, still finishing it but I sat and read the first 5 chapters before I even bought the book, very engaging)

#also ghe book i didnt like is daughter of the moon goddess #found it on my shelf not in the leaning tower #but yeah these are my top five rn #ngl my to read list is basically composed of the leaning tower and then 2 shelves rn i just keep getting new books #so much to read so little time #life answers #anon asks #book asks

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spacedace · 1 year ago

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Shout out to my husband, who I have been married to for over a year and was dating for five years before that (and was friends with for a year before that), who only just realized today that I'm taller than him.

To be clear he is not upset about it or anything, just had a brief moment of confusion when I was able to reach something he couldn't and had a bit of a light bulb moment. Big golden retriever energy, right down to the confused head tilts and everything haha

#he genuinely is one of the smartest people i have ever known in my life #he just also is borderline physically incapable of noticing physical details about people #to thr point that we've talked about the possibility that he might have some form of face blindness #he has asked me to get things down for him fove times since this realization #i give it another year or two before he realizes i'm not actually that much taller than him #sooner if he asks me to get something down from top shelf of the bookcase lol #there are no tall people in this house 😂

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carnivalls · 4 months ago

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good morning. thinking again of juve and her dog

#oreste garifalle save me. save me oreste garifalle (he cannot even save himself)#i just.. man its so over. by the time they encounter each other juve is the worst shes ever been & oreste doesnt yet know he could be better #so. sure. juve needs to gather the pieces of herself back up and double down on her coping mechanisms but not thinking at all about whats #happened to her/how she was affected by it and by instead fixating on someone elses problems. she needs to offer drive and direction to #another in order to feel more in control of herself #and luckily for her unluckily for himself. by the time she finds him. oreste is only Just stumbling out of a gothic pseudoincest nightmare #in which all of his own wants and desires have been very deliberately placed on a shelf higher than he can reach and hes all too eager #to accidentally replicate previous dynamics (dog) with someone new #so. tldr. juve needs to control/'fix' someone and oreste as of yet only knows how to be controlled/molded in anothers image #which would already be so bad except to top it off. juve is steadily fucking losing it. due to the repression crimes #and even as she tries to distance herself from the emotional aftermath of what she went through. it bleeds into the way she treats oreste #instead. like.#her base level dehumanization of him would already be bad but. as is. in the way it finds her.#juve completely lacks the finesse or grace or awareness to approach it as she normally would #so she instead traps them both in this horrible codependent situation where her 'fixing' oreste mostly involves her going oh! i know!#your problem is that youre not in touch with your anger right? you should be angry about what those guys did to you but youre not rigjt??#so!! easy fix!! lets just get you angry!!!#<- girl who is not entirely wrong but has also never processed any of her own anger a day in her life and Will be projecting #<- girl who will treat you both as a metaphor/extension of herself but Also as a recreation of the previous dynamic she was in with an #excessively angry individual #<- girl who decides the best way to put you in touch with your anger again is by. repeatedly triggering you until you protest #essentially bending your finger back and waiting to see which will come first. you letting it break or begging her to stop #and oreste is always too deeply traumatized and overwhelmed to do anything but let it break. so.#notnow #juve mizani #oreste garifalle #one of my favorite scenes i have planned for them is her making oreste relay what his abuser (kai) looked like. in detail.#as a skinshifter herself.#you see where this is going.#you should send me asks about them btw. if you want. also if you dont

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luffysprincess · 2 months ago

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I’m living for all the viktor posting amira 👀👀 the ship name is viktira? 👀 how did you two meet 👀👀

Ahhhh hi vixennnnn!!! That ship name is close!! It’s vikmira but you saying viktira has me reconsidering bc that sounds so pretty too….👀

Me and viktor meet through prof. heimerdinger during the time that Vik is still working as his assistant. Heimerdinger leads viktor to the library bc he needs more resources for his research and that’s when he’s introduced to me, the librarian who’s more than happy to help the cute sassy brunette with the even cuter accent!!

#I will admit that this is inspired by a fic I read where reader was a librarian #which I can’t find for the life of me rn #but I’ve been so in love w the idea ever since #I daydream a lot of being on one of those shelf ladders that slide across a bookshelf #and getting startled by him so I end up falling only for him to try and catch me #but he’s got a bad knee so we both just end up falling to the ground #me on top of him but not in a way that’ll physically hurt him that much #and when we get up off the floor we’re both so flustered and red in the face #me more than him bc he’d probably say something to tease me about being so clumsy #or something about being eager to jump on him #which would make my face light on fire!!!! bc I’d be so embarrassed and shy #anyways i’ll shut up now #ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ selfship: vikmira #ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ selfship: viktira #<- I’m indecisive and like them both a lot

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roastyoualive · 1 year ago

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I know I've posted about it before, but I will never not find it funny that Warren is 6'2 AS A FRESHMAN.

Like when the movie came out so many people thought he was supposed to be older than the rest of the gang until the supplementary material said otherwise, but like.......... Can you BLAME them??

look how tiny they are. everyone in this picture is the same age. (Layla and Ethan are in the background, but Warren is standing BEHIND Will. He's just. He'd be accused of being a narc if he wasn't the one everyone thought was going to jail)

#hes doomed to a life of getting things off the top shelf for his itty bitty friends #&& extinguished; ooc

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propertyofkylar · 8 months ago

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this is what my desk looks like rn (it’s 20+ years old that’s why it’s so gross) also pls ignore the nasty melted iced latte and the mugs i have an addiction to tasty drinks

#felt like sharing some insight into the life of nica #where i sit 8 hours a day #writing news stories :3 #also the top shelf is books ive read #second shelf is stuff i havent read yet #as with many things i love purchasing and not actually doing anything with them

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budmancollective · 1 year ago

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PURE MICHIGAN CREATED THROUGH CROSSING THE POTENT OREOZ X MENDO BREATH F2 STRAINS. INFAMOUS FOR ITS SUPER HIGH LEVEL OF POTENCY. YOU'LL FEEL HAPPY AND CREATIVE IN THIS STATE, SOCIALLY INSPIRED AND READY TO CARRY ON CONVERSATIONS WITH ANYONE AND EVERYONE AROUND YOU WITH EASE.

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kastukj · 10 months ago

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“I’m gonna start reading dune” I say as I buy a completely different book and start reading that instead

#this is on top of the like 20 other unread books sitting on my shelf #might not be a lot to some people but to an extremely slow reader like me it’s agony #it’s very good so far though which is nice #it seems to be a good balance of romance and political issues #which is something I’ve been looking for big time honestly #hard to find stuff I like that doesn’t lean towards the romance so much and so harshly #harsh not in like a toxic way but in a shove it in your face kind of way #TWLKING ABOUT NEW BOOK BTW not dune LOL #might wait till I’ve cleaned up my life a little so I can focus more when reading that

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vilevenom · 4 months ago

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Started working on editing, but I wanted to show off my new son!

I found him at a toy fair this weekend. The lady at the booth said he was rare because I guess they don't make him this color anymore???

Idk and idc. I love him 💕

#this is my life #sonic the hedgehog #he's got beans in his butt so he sits nicwly on a shelf #sorta #he's top heavy so he sorta tilts #he's just an old man #trying to get by

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thearchivalist · 1 year ago

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talking to cishet men in their 40s is wild when you're a gnc trans dude. sometimes they'll gender me so woman. then they'll turn around and say the most fuckless why-would-I-want-to-talk-to-my-wife-or-spend-time-with-her-you-know-the-way-women-are shit and look at me like it's time to bond over a completely neutral and shared experience of masculinity

like, that's fascinating. anyway, I have a constant running montage of my beautiful wife playing in my head on loop like visual white noise, he's everything to me. I could've been insufferable and hateful too, but my version of masculinity is deeply pathetic and fuckable, so idrk if that's possible for me. I'm sure your thing's cool too though. (hey girl, leave him)

#i feel like i absorbed my performance of masculinity from every deeply devoted queer man I've ever met #i was like wow you can just spend your life being so in love with your boyfriend & kneeling at his feet like he's a god to you #and that's an option?#you can do little tasks for him all the time and get things off of the top shelf for him and he'll tell you you're a good boy about it?#sign me the fuck up #trans joy is co-constructing the most fun and lovely version of masculinity with the men you love #and like #i see cis dudes doing cool shit with their performance of masculinity too #like @the men this post is about y'all could have this too I'm sorry you're so trapped inside everything that was imposed on you as a kid #that's genuinely devastating #anyway #text

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biohazard-inevitable · 10 months ago

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My adhd hyperfocus has me doin all sorts of fucking reorganizing and cleaning today like i’ve completely stripped my bed and am washing everything as well as reorganizing my manga shelves to make more room for more manga (i basically doubled the space i had and also as you can see one piece has its own special section due to length) and im contemplating rereading/rewatching my hero academia since i cant bring myself to get rid of the volumes or figures.)

I also might deep clean the rest of my room but i have to be up in the morning to go to school so- idk if I’ll do that tonight.

Idk where ANY of this energy came from but it sure as hell is here.

#lifeblogging #personal #anyways BEHOLD!!!!!#my manga collection #10 years in the making!!!!#you know its 10 years cause if ya zoom in you can see hetalia volumes #a lot of these series are unfinished #tokyo ghoul is finished imo cause i consider RE a different fuckin beast #i also have yarichin bitch club hehe~#i intend to complete fire force and blue exprsist #as well as demon slayer and fullmetal’s hardcover copies #the hardcovers of fullmetal are my favorite #i find it hard to ‘keep up’ with series though #i likely will complete the my hero collection if only to have it for the day i return #idk somethin about it still lingers #i also intend to add dunmeshi and more ito collections to the vast array #as you can tell I am a shounen fan~#i am of course also working on completing the one piece collection #the top shelf is for the figures that will eventually be on display #i have a smaller seperate shelf for non manga works like some western comics #i have volume 1 of the walking dead compendium and all the latest copies of the TAZ comics #and volume 1 of boyfriends #i am very VERY proud of this collection it is one of the many constants in my life

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plumbogs · 1 year ago

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i'm so glad i did werewolf beau honestly. by far one of the silliest things i could have let happen. he's the creature of all time now

#literally living his best life.#he's chewing on bones. he has to ask for help reaching the top shelf.#he's doing his homework and babysitting the neighborhood kids. he has fleas.

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