#top shelf life

[69-toojay]

May God give Light Yagami the strength to endure the bullying a thirteen year old is capable of

[editing-tips69]

viewers pick my outfit 3 WHEN we must make this man wear more crop tops this is my new lifes mission

[spacedace]

Shout out to my husband, who I have been married to for over a year and was dating for five years before that (and was friends with for a year before that), who only just realized today that I'm taller than him.

To be clear he is not upset about it or anything, just had a brief moment of confusion when I was able to reach something he couldn't and had a bit of a light bulb moment. Big golden retriever energy, right down to the confused head tilts and everything haha

[carnivalls]

good morning. thinking again of juve and her dog

[roastyoualive]

I know I've posted about it before, but I will never not find it funny that Warren is 6'2 AS A FRESHMAN.

Like when the movie came out so many people thought he was supposed to be older than the rest of the gang until the supplementary material said otherwise, but like.......... Can you BLAME them??

look how tiny they are. everyone in this picture is the same age. (Layla and Ethan are in the background, but Warren is standing BEHIND Will. He's just. He'd be accused of being a narc if he wasn't the one everyone thought was going to jail)

[propertyofkylar]

this is what my desk looks like rn (it’s 20+ years old that’s why it’s so gross) also pls ignore the nasty melted iced latte and the mugs i have an addiction to tasty drinks

[kastukj]

“I’m gonna start reading dune” I say as I buy a completely different book and start reading that instead

[vilevenom]

Started working on editing, but I wanted to show off my new son!

I found him at a toy fair this weekend. The lady at the booth said he was rare because I guess they don't make him this color anymore???

Idk and idc. I love him ���

[thearchivalist]

talking to cishet men in their 40s is wild when you're a gnc trans dude. sometimes they'll gender me so woman. then they'll turn around and say the most fuckless why-would-I-want-to-talk-to-my-wife-or-spend-time-with-her-you-know-the-way-women-are shit and look at me like it's time to bond over a completely neutral and shared experience of masculinity

like, that's fascinating. anyway, I have a constant running montage of my beautiful wife playing in my head on loop like visual white noise, he's everything to me. I could've been insufferable and hateful too, but my version of masculinity is deeply pathetic and fuckable, so idrk if that's possible for me. I'm sure your thing's cool too though. (hey girl, leave him)

[biohazard-inevitable]

My adhd hyperfocus has me doin all sorts of fucking reorganizing and cleaning today like i’ve completely stripped my bed and am washing everything as well as reorganizing my manga shelves to make more room for more manga (i basically doubled the space i had and also as you can see one piece has its own special section due to length) and im contemplating rereading/rewatching my hero academia since i cant bring myself to get rid of the volumes or figures.)

I also might deep clean the rest of my room but i have to be up in the morning to go to school so- idk if I’ll do that tonight.

Idk where ANY of this energy came from but it sure as hell is here.

[asteria-argo]

you know when you first rearrange your room so you're a little bit disoriented all the time because everything is in a different spot to normal? Well I just fell ass over teakettle off onto the floor after an impromptu nap, because I forgot my bed is now on the opposite side of the room and thought I'd been fucking kidnapped or something when I woke up staring at a different wall to usual

[ink-livi]

STEAL!! STEAL STEAL!!!! STEALING!!!

NO. BAD WEASEL!! GET! UR PRIVLAGES HAVE BEEN TAKEN AWAY

[plumbogs]

i'm so glad i did werewolf beau honestly. by far one of the silliest things i could have let happen. he's the creature of all time now

[clumsyclifford]

If you get this, answer with 3 random facts about yourself and send this to the last 7 people in your notifs! Let’s get to know each other better! (Anon or not, it doesn’t matter)

THREE whole facts??? alright LFG

the current #1 song on my on repeat is the cure for breathing by voilà (great song everyone in the world should know it)

in 2021 i drank a grand total of 598 cups of tea

my only piece of stranger things merch is a racerback tank top that says "i dump your ass" in super colorful 80s font that i bought at an it'sugar in nyc like four years ago. after some intensive googling i have been completely unable to find any evidence that this tank top even exists much less was sold by it'sugar, but i guarantee it exists, because it is in my closet right now. it's possible i am the only person in the world who possesses this shirt

ETA: found a picture i took right after i bought the shirt so you can all see what im talking about

i realize this doesnt matter to anyone but it matters to me. a mystery that doesnt need solving but damn if etc etc

[obsmiechujek]

a storage space service lost most of my stuff girls just take me outside and shoot me at this point

[transgenderastarion]

Im just coming out swinging at hornets nest today but given the opportunity inwould like to be healed from disability lol. A future where no one is disabled is good! Because we are all completely capable of full movement and speech without pain! How is that a bad thing.