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69-toojay · 9 months ago
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May God give Light Yagami the strength to endure the bullying a thirteen year old is capable of
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editing-tips69 · 5 months ago
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viewers pick my outfit 3 WHEN we must make this man wear more crop tops this is my new lifes mission
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spacedace · 1 year ago
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Shout out to my husband, who I have been married to for over a year and was dating for five years before that (and was friends with for a year before that), who only just realized today that I'm taller than him.
To be clear he is not upset about it or anything, just had a brief moment of confusion when I was able to reach something he couldn't and had a bit of a light bulb moment. Big golden retriever energy, right down to the confused head tilts and everything haha
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carnivalls · 1 month ago
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good morning. thinking again of juve and her dog
#oreste garifalle save me. save me oreste garifalle (he cannot even save himself)#i just.. man its so over. by the time they encounter each other juve is the worst shes ever been & oreste doesnt yet know he could be better#so. sure. juve needs to gather the pieces of herself back up and double down on her coping mechanisms but not thinking at all about whats#happened to her/how she was affected by it and by instead fixating on someone elses problems. she needs to offer drive and direction to#another in order to feel more in control of herself#and luckily for her unluckily for himself. by the time she finds him. oreste is only Just stumbling out of a gothic pseudoincest nightmare#in which all of his own wants and desires have been very deliberately placed on a shelf higher than he can reach and hes all too eager#to accidentally replicate previous dynamics (dog) with someone new#so. tldr. juve needs to control/'fix' someone and oreste as of yet only knows how to be controlled/molded in anothers image#which would already be so bad except to top it off. juve is steadily fucking losing it. due to the repression crimes#and even as she tries to distance herself from the emotional aftermath of what she went through. it bleeds into the way she treats oreste#instead. like.#her base level dehumanization of him would already be bad but. as is. in the way it finds her.#juve completely lacks the finesse or grace or awareness to approach it as she normally would#so she instead traps them both in this horrible codependent situation where her 'fixing' oreste mostly involves her going oh! i know!#your problem is that youre not in touch with your anger right? you should be angry about what those guys did to you but youre not rigjt??#so!! easy fix!! lets just get you angry!!!#<- girl who is not entirely wrong but has also never processed any of her own anger a day in her life and Will be projecting#<- girl who will treat you both as a metaphor/extension of herself but Also as a recreation of the previous dynamic she was in with an#excessively angry individual#<- girl who decides the best way to put you in touch with your anger again is by. repeatedly triggering you until you protest#essentially bending your finger back and waiting to see which will come first. you letting it break or begging her to stop#and oreste is always too deeply traumatized and overwhelmed to do anything but let it break. so.#notnow#juve mizani#oreste garifalle#one of my favorite scenes i have planned for them is her making oreste relay what his abuser (kai) looked like. in detail.#as a skinshifter herself.#you see where this is going.#you should send me asks about them btw. if you want. also if you dont
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roastyoualive · 11 months ago
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I know I've posted about it before, but I will never not find it funny that Warren is 6'2 AS A FRESHMAN.
Like when the movie came out so many people thought he was supposed to be older than the rest of the gang until the supplementary material said otherwise, but like.......... Can you BLAME them??
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look how tiny they are. everyone in this picture is the same age. (Layla and Ethan are in the background, but Warren is standing BEHIND Will. He's just. He'd be accused of being a narc if he wasn't the one everyone thought was going to jail)
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propertyofkylar · 5 months ago
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this is what my desk looks like rn (it’s 20+ years old that’s why it’s so gross) also pls ignore the nasty melted iced latte and the mugs i have an addiction to tasty drinks
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kastukj · 7 months ago
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“I’m gonna start reading dune” I say as I buy a completely different book and start reading that instead
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vilevenom · 1 month ago
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Started working on editing, but I wanted to show off my new son!
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I found him at a toy fair this weekend. The lady at the booth said he was rare because I guess they don't make him this color anymore???
Idk and idc. I love him 💕
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thearchivalist · 10 months ago
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talking to cishet men in their 40s is wild when you're a gnc trans dude. sometimes they'll gender me so woman. then they'll turn around and say the most fuckless why-would-I-want-to-talk-to-my-wife-or-spend-time-with-her-you-know-the-way-women-are shit and look at me like it's time to bond over a completely neutral and shared experience of masculinity
like, that's fascinating. anyway, I have a constant running montage of my beautiful wife playing in my head on loop like visual white noise, he's everything to me. I could've been insufferable and hateful too, but my version of masculinity is deeply pathetic and fuckable, so idrk if that's possible for me. I'm sure your thing's cool too though. (hey girl, leave him)
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biohazard-inevitable · 7 months ago
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My adhd hyperfocus has me doin all sorts of fucking reorganizing and cleaning today like i’ve completely stripped my bed and am washing everything as well as reorganizing my manga shelves to make more room for more manga (i basically doubled the space i had and also as you can see one piece has its own special section due to length) and im contemplating rereading/rewatching my hero academia since i cant bring myself to get rid of the volumes or figures.)
I also might deep clean the rest of my room but i have to be up in the morning to go to school so- idk if I’ll do that tonight.
Idk where ANY of this energy came from but it sure as hell is here.
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asteria-argo · 3 months ago
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you know when you first rearrange your room so you're a little bit disoriented all the time because everything is in a different spot to normal? Well I just fell ass over teakettle off onto the floor after an impromptu nap, because I forgot my bed is now on the opposite side of the room and thought I'd been fucking kidnapped or something when I woke up staring at a different wall to usual
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halfyearsqueen · 7 months ago
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though she does make several trips to the castle library near weekly, if not every week, she has a mini library of her own in her rooms that she either ordered or was given. like one on jaehaerys' reign / court documents relating to the fifty five year period he sat on the iron throne. a few of aegon's and the conquest ( that are contemporary / one of which contains writings in aegon's own hand and is one of her most prized possessions ) on old andal law and precedence. and a few that talked at length of the old valyrian freehold.
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ink-livi · 2 years ago
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STEAL!! STEAL STEAL!!!! STEALING!!!
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NO. BAD WEASEL!! GET! UR PRIVLAGES HAVE BEEN TAKEN AWAY
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plumbogs · 9 months ago
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i'm so glad i did werewolf beau honestly. by far one of the silliest things i could have let happen. he's the creature of all time now
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clumsyclifford · 9 months ago
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If you get this, answer with 3 random facts about yourself and send this to the last 7 people in your notifs! Let’s get to know each other better! (Anon or not, it doesn’t matter)
THREE whole facts??? alright LFG
the current #1 song on my on repeat is the cure for breathing by voilà (great song everyone in the world should know it)
in 2021 i drank a grand total of 598 cups of tea
my only piece of stranger things merch is a racerback tank top that says "i dump your ass" in super colorful 80s font that i bought at an it'sugar in nyc like four years ago. after some intensive googling i have been completely unable to find any evidence that this tank top even exists much less was sold by it'sugar, but i guarantee it exists, because it is in my closet right now. it's possible i am the only person in the world who possesses this shirt
ETA: found a picture i took right after i bought the shirt so you can all see what im talking about
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i realize this doesnt matter to anyone but it matters to me. a mystery that doesnt need solving but damn if etc etc
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obsmiechujek · 10 months ago
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a storage space service lost most of my stuff girls just take me outside and shoot me at this point
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