#PLEASEPLEASEPLEASE

[twipsai]

Krafter you cant say this because we live in a reality wgere this game isnt real and i cant play it. how am i supposed to cope with that

seriously the next time sonic shadow and silver are all playable in a game together again you will NEVER hear from me ever again. i will stim so hard i die

[wlwwerewolfie]

Missionary, so my boobs will jiggle and bounce in their face so they have something to look at while I fuck them stupid!!!

[roos4lm4]

oh my..

[tribbles-the-lesbian]

💌Eddie Dear💌 Headcanon

(feat. ⭐️Sally⭐️!!)

So this thought has been stuck in my head for at least a month, soooooooo….

As I was learning French, my teacher would always ensure us that we didn’t need a “French” accent to speak the language, so long as we pronounce the words correctly we’d be fine! He would then demonstrate by putting on a heavy-ass country accent and talked a bit in French (it was hilarious)

This knowledge came back to me a while ago (more like it simply resurfaced) and I immediately thought of our country puppet man Eddie!!

I feel like he’d be fluent in French and speaks it in a veryveryvery heavy accent. But he doesn’t speak it often in the neighborhood since not many other neighbors speak it, so whenever he hears Sally say one of the very few French phrase she knows (feel like she only knows well known phrases like “enchanté” and “je ne said quoi” to sound fancy~) Eddie gets all excited and starts talking to her in French while Sally just stands there not understanding a word being said. But she unintentionally keeps the conversation going by nodding her head/saying “mmm” or “hmmm!” at the right times, thus getting stuck in a loop of one-sided french conversations that she doesn’t understand :)

This is the little comic(?)thing I did to go along with this⤵️

EDIT: I added alt text in case my handwriting is hard to read!!

���️sketch version under the cut⬇️

[artfest]

thewhimsycommittee on insta

[here-for-the-vibe]

Y’all. Y’all Election Day is this week. And it’s the day before Stranger Things Day. I need everyone to vote blue and I need Netflix to at least give me a release date. Please. Do it for me.

[auntiejohn]

GANG HELP ME FIND A FIC PLEASE!!

it was jegulus and they were kinda fake dating but it started as James and Regulus were hiding in a broom closet bc James had been doing a little prank and they had to like pretend they were having a little secret randevou so that they wouldn't be suspected for the prank bc filch found them if you catch my drift.

I'm pretty sure the prank was this massive ass snake just following Mulciber around idk gang

PLEASE

[ju-panic]

Omg I want your mouth on my tits sucking on them while I slip my hand between your legs and play with your clit lazily as you suck on me. Just teasing your clit and feeling you get wetter and wetter against my fingers till I can slip them in and tease you like that, alternating between fucking you open with my fingers and then playing with your clit while my other hand holds your head to my tits making you cum all over my fingers while you mark up my chest all pretty - sunspotsapphic

[plisuu]

a quick primer

crackship - a ship or pairing that is absolutely absurd and implausible between characters that often have little-to-no canon interaction.

crackship: Cullen/Nug King, Horse Master Dennett/Corypheus, Inquisitor/Solas's Desk

not a crackship: Cullen/Dorian, Cassandra/Solas, Briala/Lavellan, etc (these are often rare-pairs!)

slash fic - slash fic, or "m slash" is fic featuring characters of the same gender in a romantic or sexually intimate relationship. Traditionally used to refer to m/m (f/f is called "fem slash", but "slash fic" is generally assumed m/m)

"/" and "x" pairings - a "/" pairing is romantic or sexual (not to be confused with "slash" fic). "x" in a ship name used to denote the same thing.

"&" pairing - used to refer to other types of general (gen fic) relationships such as platonic or familial relationships.

[birdbutbetter]

i need the npmd soundtrack on spotify SO BADLY yall have no idea

[undressrehearsal]

need someone to draw a griddlehark comic with the line from achilles come down that says, "remember the pact of our youth \ where you go i'm going \ so jump and i'm jumping \ since there's no me without you" thank u

[felixfeliccis]

screaming and kicking everything around me

[specksizedgoddess]

i am once again dreaming about being a cute girls plush...

being her favorite. she hugs me close and tight, my soft body sinking into her chest as she embraces me. she tells me everything, she cries into me, she always apologizes if she drops me off the bed~

so loved that I begin to smell just like her. her scent is stored deep in my stuffing, no matter how much perfume or scented fabric softener she uses. and she wouldn't have it any other way.

even as my body deteriorates, my eyes coming lose, my seams getting weak.... she holds me close, and knits me back together. the needle hurts, but its worth it. because when she finishes, she always gives me the tightest hug imaginable. in that moment, I know I'm loved.

[clarity2electricboogaloo]

Ponyboy and Johnny are in love

In this essay I will-

[cxntpxppy]

the package says to only keep ‘em on for ten minutes…… but fuck it feels so good i need someone to come tug on the chain

he/him, minors dni. trans people who wanna clip a leash onto me and lead me around their house please interact

[corpseaten]

first date idea: you lock me in your basement and the date never ends !