#PLEASEPLEASEPLEASE

[hydraberry-ash]

I need her to hit me with that axe honestly

that one reverse-personality au anya

[sugusatodyke]

Missionary, so my boobs will jiggle and bounce in their face so they have something to look at while I fuck them stupid!!!

[coldfeeshes]

crossposted, [twitter link]

"in another timeline, where harry is an auror, draco has a BIG crush, and the chamber of secrets is open again"

GO READ @dracoispookie delectable canon rewrite age gap fic 'head over heels' !!!!!!!!!!

[roos4lm4]

oh my..

[infernalwraths]

[tribbles-the-lesbian]

💌Eddie Dear💌 Headcanon

(feat. ⭐️Sally⭐️!!)

So this thought has been stuck in my head for at least a month, soooooooo….

As I was learning French, my teacher would always ensure us that we didn’t need a “French” accent to speak the language, so long as we pronounce the words correctly we’d be fine! He would then demonstrate by putting on a heavy-ass country accent and talked a bit in French (it was hilarious)

This knowledge came back to me a while ago (more like it simply resurfaced) and I immediately thought of our country puppet man Eddie!!

I feel like he’d be fluent in French and speaks it in a veryveryvery heavy accent. But he doesn’t speak it often in the neighborhood since not many other neighbors speak it, so whenever he hears Sally say one of the very few French phrase she knows (feel like she only knows well known phrases like “enchanté” and “je ne said quoi” to sound fancy~) Eddie gets all excited and starts talking to her in French while Sally just stands there not understanding a word being said. But she unintentionally keeps the conversation going by nodding her head/saying “mmm” or “hmmm!” at the right times, thus getting stuck in a loop of one-sided french conversations that she doesn’t understand :)

This is the little comic(?)thing I did to go along with this⤵️

EDIT: I added alt text in case my handwriting is hard to read!!

⬇️sketch version under the cut⬇️

[tgirlgainer]

Uhhh

[dilfwh0rehouse]

IM GOING ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BONKERS

the vaticans most toxic polycule

[artfest]

thewhimsycommittee on insta

[swidney67]

Are there any DragonVale truthers on here PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE! I cannot be the only guy who’s played this PLEASE.

[here-for-the-vibe]

Y’all. Y’all Election Day is this week. And it’s the day before Stranger Things Day. I need everyone to vote blue and I need Netflix to at least give me a release date. Please. Do it for me.

[mugenmcfugen]

I feel like, Grey Talon is one of the most underrated characters from DL. Now, whether thats because his design is from NP era or because he is simply an old man, OR because people memed shit out of him, but his VA gave some of best deliveries where you can fucking feel grief, pain and desperation in his voice. This is someone who will raze the whole city down if he has to just to find relief for his grief. Maybe I also have a soft spot and bias for him because I had to watch someone not only lose their child but also never receive any justice for it. It truly leaves a sour taste in your mouth and it makes you want to burn it all down, y'know. Nothing induces wrath like grief.

Although, when I play Shiv and if there is Grey Talon on an enemy team, his desperate ''JUST DIE'' I hear makes me laugh, the delivery is perfect.

Tl;dr, Grey Talon is awesome, I cant wait for him to get redesign and to see full lore and relationship with Shiv/Vindicta.

[auntiejohn]

GANG HELP ME FIND A FIC PLEASE!!

it was jegulus and they were kinda fake dating but it started as James and Regulus were hiding in a broom closet bc James had been doing a little prank and they had to like pretend they were having a little secret randevou so that they wouldn't be suspected for the prank bc filch found them if you catch my drift.

I'm pretty sure the prank was this massive ass snake just following Mulciber around idk gang

PLEASE

[ju-panic]

Omg I want your mouth on my tits sucking on them while I slip my hand between your legs and play with your clit lazily as you suck on me. Just teasing your clit and feeling you get wetter and wetter against my fingers till I can slip them in and tease you like that, alternating between fucking you open with my fingers and then playing with your clit while my other hand holds your head to my tits making you cum all over my fingers while you mark up my chest all pretty - sunspotsapphic

[birdbutbetter]

i need the npmd soundtrack on spotify SO BADLY yall have no idea

[undressrehearsal]

need someone to draw a griddlehark comic with the line from achilles come down that says, "remember the pact of our youth \ where you go i'm going \ so jump and i'm jumping \ since there's no me without you" thank u