#top gear quotes

[theghostofloganroy]

Part Two

Karl: "Change gear, change gear, check mirror, murder a prostitute, change gear, change gear, murder. That's a lot of effort in a day." ~

Sandy: "Ooh good I've got syphilis, the BEST of the sexually transmitted diseases."

Logan: "Every bone in their crotches that's what I'm going to break"

Frank: Multitasking is the ability to screw up everything simultaneously

Peter " I don't understand bus lanes, why do poor people have to get to places quicker than I do"?

Mo Lester: "All this health and safety talk is just killing me."

Gerri: “I’ve said it before and I’m going to say it here again, now. Nothing brilliant has ever resulted from a meeting.”

Succession Characters As Top Gear Quotes. [part 1]

Caroline: "France Is Just A Country You Drive Through To Get To Italy. That's All It's There For"

Tom: "I've mended something! It's like losing your virginity, there's a sense that I've unlocked a treasure-chest of possibilities. I'm going to mend lots of things now."

Connor: "Speed never killed anyone suddenly becoming stationary , that's what gets you."

Kendall: " Whenever I'm suffering from insomnia, I just look at a picture of a Toyota Camry and I'm straight off"

Shiv: "If you have any thoughts or opinions on what you have seen in the last ten weeks, do please keep them to yourself. "

Roman: Sometimes my genius is... almost frightening.

[mids-stupid-shit]

"I've broken Stalin's house" - James May in Top Gear: The Grand Tour (2016)

[incorrect-malfoys]

Bellatrix: What's yours?

Narcissa: Phobia?

Bellatrix: Yeah

Narcissa: Manual labor, you know that

[theflatpackangel]

Tha batboys but it’s just quotes from top gear:

[hazbinheard]

Husk: If I know Alastor, and sorry to say I do. He won't be so cross about the theft of half his bonnet as he will be at the shoddiness of the execution of the theft. It's not a neat job... that will wrangle him.

Alastor: I mean look at it! It looks like it's been done with a knife and fork by the council! It's not square, its not neat, he's wasted material, there's sharp edges, it's all bent. I cannot conceive the mind of a man who would look at that and think that was the right way to do it.

Alastor: *still complaining over the radio directly to Lucifer* I don't mind you taking a bit of my bonnet, that's fair, what I DO mind is you doing an appalling bloody job at it! I could do a better job at it with the end of a bulldozer!

Lucifer: I couldn't find any tools...

Alastor: THE BACK OF THE CAR IS FULL OF BLOODY TOOLS! THE ONLY TOOL IN THIS OPERATION IS YOU!

Alastor: *still complaining*

Husk: This could go on...

Lucifer: *smirking as he turns off the radio as Alastor's complains* There we go, that's got rid of him.

[transformers0]

Abigail: What's your phobia? Mine is babysitting.

Lucky: Heights. And bears. And rats.

Maricela: Manual labour.

Pru: That's not a real phobia, that's just bone-idle laziness.

[blackkat15]

Nothing in this life worth achieving is easy, nor is it impossible.

- James May

[resident-wof-expert]

Qibli: Suggestions? Winter: I mean running away obiviously.

Qibli: That's where I was going with this.

Turtle: And how far should we run? Winter: Quite a long way!

Qibli: And how soon? Winter: Now. Turtle: Now? Winter: Yeah now.

Top gear incorrect quotes work perfectly with these three

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[salmonella-destroyer-of-worlds]

So true

[uncommonincorrectquotes]

A: how long do you think it'll be before B says "Right! I'll set fire to it!" C: uh, half a minute? B, in the distance with a flamethrower: YES! GOOD! B, trying to melt down a metal door: this is going to take forever.

[incorrectempirelarpquotes]

Wintermark: What’s yours?

League: Phobia?

Wintermark: Yeah.

League: Manual labor, you know that.

[incorrect-joseimuke]

*Mikazuki just did something dangerous again*

Saniwa: We wanted to hit Mikazuki over the head with a hammer, but the kids beat us to it.

*Gilligan cut to a group of tantous whacking Mikazuki over the head with a toy hammer*

[snowboyclarkov]

Incorrect Dialogue: Top Gear AI -> Beyblade Burst

I saw an AI generated parody of Top Gear recently and had the galaxy-brain idea to convert the dialogue of Clarkson, Hammond and May in that to a weird discussion between Beyblade Burst. Slight dialogue changes to fit the switch in cast. Fictional site made up based on a real one just for this.

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Shu: Now, it is time to do the news.

Lain: I've got some sad news. Arthur microwaved my pet hedgehog and let's just say, it's very dead.

Gwyn: I'm so sorry Lain. When is your brother's funeral?

Lain: Gwyn, you weapons-grade yandere, this isn't a laughing matter. Harry was my best friend, he was always there for me, and now he is an exploded pile of guts all over the kitchen worktop.

Rashad: Have you heard about the website where you can pay respects to your lost hedgehog?

Lain: No. What's the site called? I'll get it up on my laptop.

Phi: I think it's XHedgehog.com.

Lain: *Screaming.*

Lui: Fucking got him, Phi.

Pax: Wait... is that my sister?

*Pax's phone ringing as he calls Pri.*

Pax: Why is R34 of you on the internet?!

R.I.P. Harry.

Also, an extra bit about the prototype of the Beyblade-based art I'm currently doing. Try and guess which bladers are going where.

[incorrect-idolmastersidem-quotes]

If Momohito-senpai and Eishin made mad man-love on the set of Gladiator in an angry brawl, this would be the result.

Shu

[magpiecrust]

Orville: Is there anything worse to step on than a lego? Louisa: A landmine.

[transformers0]

Maricela: Bad news!

Pru: What?

Maricela: My Christmas and birthday presents! They're delayed!

Pru: Oh no!

Pru: Anyway! The new Colt Peacemaker!