#too fucking real . bffs 4 LIFE !!!

[fandroidrobotheadcanons]

yknow what idc what canon is going to say bp-o and frogbot are besties for life and then some <3

[ash-says]

Survival 101 :

Buckle up your seatbelt darling because this is going to be triggering and one hell of a ride. Don't expect mushy from me. Might do it when tapped in my soft girl era but today I feel like a Villain.

1) Keep your mouth shut where you don't hold the power. No power no expressed opinions that can put you in trouble.

2) Learn manipulation and seduction skills. This will help you to detect when someone is trying to manipulate and seduce you. Saves a lot of drama and heartache.

3) Fight back strategically. We don't want to lose a job, a degree certificate, a bruise on your body,etc depending on your situation.

4) Facts over emotions. Always.

5) 90% of older men are creepy. Speaking from experience here. Play with them by ear. Get what you want by being polite and respectful but if they try to harass you or take advantage we turn Medusa on them or if you are not in a position to fight and walk out safe just play cutesy and shy and dumb. Ask him what he means and do not take a word said by him seriously. Dodge his advances like your life depends on it until you get an opening to run for the hills.

6) Snap out of delusions and pay attention to reality. People are not what you make them out to be they are what they show you. Stop making excuses for them.

7) Anxiety can be crippling. Panic attacks are the worst but no matter what happens try your level best to never show them publicly. Men are vultures and vulnerable women are easy prey for men.

8) That one friend who is all sweet to you and is your bff but anything positive happens in your life and suddenly starts becoming passive aggressive. Not your friend. Don't share any secrets. Best to be kept as an acquaintance.

9) Develop sarcasm and don't be afraid to put self entitled bitches and bastards in their place. Better being called a 'Mean Girl' over a 'Doormat'.

10) Bully back the bullies. It's 2024 sweetie we don't wait for an opportunity for revenge we fucking create it.

11) No matter how tough your life is going everyone shouldn't be getting a broadcast about it. At least not by your own mouth. Try to act as put together as you can.

12) Kindness is virtue but being apathetic saves you. Don't be the fool who bleeds through the stabs of the same knives again and again. "Because I can't see them in pain. I have a heart." Babygirl you have a life too. All that emotional stress is going to result in some serious problems in the upcoming years.

13) Learn when to quit. The most emotionally intelligent people I know are great quitters. They know when it's the end of an era.

14) Never disclose your family issues to outsiders. Until and unless a person has proved their loyalty to you year after year only those selected one or two people should know your domestic issues. Anyone else knowing it is like having a good gossip for tea time.

15) Lastly, there are no fucking saviours in real life. You are your own saviour.

[louisferrignojr]

completely unseriously, maybe the reason the buckley siblings have made it well past adulthood not having seen Movies is because family movie night wasn't a thing in the buckley household.

maybe maddie had no time to sit down and watch movies between like, school, and raising her little brother, and trying desperately to have some semblance of a social life - you know. before she met doug and was isolated from everyone she knew and loved, huh! maybe she worked to put herself through nursing school and then worked as a nurse and idk, tried to be a good wife because her husband was, you know, doug kendall.

and maybe buck spent all of his time Outside doing stupid shit and getting himself hurt. and maybe he was busy working odd jobs all over the country like a nomad and trying to create a little found family with what appears to be a frathouse-esque group of overgrown boys whose idea of a good time wasn't staying in to watch the mummy (1999).

once again don't take my ramblings too seriously. it's just a quirky thing canon gave us. and it's super cute that they've coupled up with chimney & tommy who will make pop culture references and laugh together and then judge you if you don't get it. i hope to see this ten more times on my screen actually.

i was just thinking about the buckley siblings' formative years and man, those two were never socialised properly, huh? they grew up in very different ways in the same house raised by the same parents. they seem to have similar traumas but very different coping mechanisms. growing up feeling unloved fucks you up. anyway.

and while i'm here yeah bi!maddie hc cool and all but i dont see a girl with a crush on her bff i see a girl who is isolated from her extended family forced to live keeping a secret from her younger brother and not being allowed to talk about her dead brother. she was 14 that's like. 4 years after daniel's death right. maybe sarah b. was the first real friend she had in the new strange town her parents moved her too ykno! maybe she was clinging to her one (1) friend and didn't cope well with said friend getting super close with a new person. that's actually far more interesting to me than bi!maddie idk

[kaisfruit]

Hi! how's your day going?

I'd like to request the ninja from Ninjago and an older sibling reader if that alright? You know just cute fluffy days with siblings.

Ninjago Older Sibling!Reader Headcanons <3

A/N; Ahhh hi!!! my day is good ty <3 tysm for this ask this is so cute 🥺🥺 i hope u dont mind hcs, but if u do feel free to ask again and i'll gladly make smthn longer :] jus thought hcs fit the vibe

warnings; none! just fluff <3

Kai and Nya

Absolutely the most chaotic sibling trio

Nya constantly getting upset with you and Kai for playing the "i'm the older sibling" card

Nya: WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU GUYS DIDN'T SAVE A PIECE FOR ME?

You and Kai: older siblings get cake first that's just the rule. sorry <33

But Kai gets just as upset as she does when you do it to him

You guys all love each other though so it's okay

Just the vibes of being their older sibling would be the most competitive basic sibling rivalry type stuff yk

Lloyd

Constantly doting over him

You might as well be his parental figure since MISAKO AND GARMADON WERE THE WORSTTTTT

You and Kai take turns mother henning him

You and Kai are bffs btw like. I don't make the rules. Kai is just his adoptive older brother in my head, so you two bond over caring for Lloyd

Definitely his comfort person after a long day <3

You're the one Lloyd trusts the most in his life and he isn't scared to tell you his fears because, despite any assumed sibling teasing, he knows you'll take him seriously on that regard

Jay

You guys make annoying each other a full time job

Constantly fighting over who the favorite is

Y/N: At least I help out at the junkyard!!

Jay: I'm literally out saving the world everyday!!!

*aggressive slap fight ensues*

OMG no. he's definitely the younger sibling to pull the rapid fire kick tactic

His elemental abilities go out the window when y'all fight. Just straight up, falls on his back and starts kicking up at you

All fun n games until you're able to catch one of his legs

You totally embarrass him as much as you can in front of Nya too

As Jay's older sibling, you're legally obligated to be Cole's bestie since Cole is Jay's bestie. you guys lovingly torment the lightning user together <33

Cole

The most chill sibling duo to ever exist

you both didn't appreciate Lou's insistence of the singing and dancing shit so y'all just decided to be ride or dies for life

much like cole, you get along so well with the rest of the ninja

idrk what to say here

nvm i do

You guys play video games with each other and you are infinitely salty at the fact that your younger brother is better than you at most video games

like wtf? isn't it supposed to be a god given right for all older siblings to be better at video games???? the FSM screwed you!!!

but you've never let him live down the one time he lost to you at super smash bros

you have refused to play with him since

Zane

See, idk if you'd be his ACTUAL sibling yk since he's a robot? maybe more like you were supposed to be a protege to dr. julien, but decided to just be a 4 lyfer with zane after his passing

you've helped zane understand human culture so much and he's real appreciative of your existence

the ninja absolutely fucking ADORE when you're around because what's better than one zane? TWO ZANES !!!

well, obviously you're your own person but! i could see zane adopting a lot of your mannerisms so you two end up being very similar

quality time is y'alls bread and butter

working around each other perfectly as y'all both cook in the kitchen

words never need to be shared between the two of you. just hanging around the other is enough yk? like y'all are bonding just by existing near each other and it is magical

ANOTHER A/N; i tried my best to highlight reader being the older sibling but </3 idk if i did it that well. i saw "sibling fluff" and RAN!! im willing to do a pt 2 or like a one shot or anything with a prompt similar to this !! im the youngest sibling myself tho so idk if i can properly portray being an older sibling (only in a mean light. yk like greg heffley and rodrick. do NOT recommend having older siblings y'all /j)

[spankedquail]

I think I read on your blog that you and your husband met in real life, the vanilla way? How did you get into DD? Who brought it up, what were those conversations like? I’m a single sub and I want to find my life partner by dating the normal way vs. through places like Fetlife but I’m worried it will be impossible to find someone who is interested in this lifestyle…

The Meetcute

Yeah, we met in real life. We were friends for a while, about a year, and both dating other people. We hung out a lot. He was often over at my apartment, with other friends, and my roommate (my bff) and never once went into my room before we started dating.

He broke up with his girlfriend of ~5 years, amicably. They just were going after different things in life and both recognized that things weren't working out between them as partners. He asked me out 4 months later.

I was dating my college boyfriend when my now-husband told me he liked me and wanted to date me. It was on one of our walks home together from work. He had just moved in a few streets down from me with a mutual friend after his break-up.

He said that he'd realized that he really liked me, more than a friend, and he couldn't live with the current status quo. Either we date, or he would have to draw some boundaries and stop hanging out with me so much. I asked him if I could take some time to think it over, and he said: "Sure, take a week to decide."

I broke up with my boyfriend after mulling things over for a week. I started dating my husband a few days after the breakup, right before his 26th birthday.

It's hard to believe now, but I don't think we had sex until 10 days or so after his birthday. I did give him a blowjob on his birthday, but he was happy to move slow. Looking back, that blowjob was probably horrible, because I hadn't encountered such a well endowed penis before, and I remember really struggling to get it in my mouth those first few times.

The next week, we spent a bunch of time together, and I remember a pivotal moment on my bed when we were lying next to each other, just talking, and I told him that I had some kinks, and he should know about them. I remember him tensing up beside me when I said that, and listening carefully. I told him that I liked submitting to dominant men.

After I said that, I remember his sigh of relief and chuckle. He'd been worried I'd say something completely incompatible with his desires. He told me he liked being dominant in bed, so this would work perfectly fine with him. I was elated. I felt understood.

A few days later, we had sex for the first time, and it wasn't this tentative exploratory kind of sex. I'm pretty sure he had me on my hands and knees right away, with a possessive hand in my hair. It was amazing, and it's been amazing ever since. We've tried new things in bed but the things that have stuck have tended to be things that reinforce my place beneath him and his authority over me. For example, one night, I called him Daddy while he was fucking me, and he loved it – that stuck. Eating pussy? Not really our thing. Didn't stick.

As for DD, that came up 3 or so years after we started dating. I think it was shortly before we got engaged. I was used to being slapped and spanked with sexual undertones, like if he wanted me to do a better job providing oral service.

I told him I always felt calmer and taken care of during those moments. I loved knowing that I just had to listen to him. I told him I was interested in trying out the dynamic outside of the bedroom. I appealed to what he got out of this arrangement, too -- he got a sweeter, more well behaved girlfriend, carte blanche on his desires, and regularly having a contrite, freshly beaten girl eagerly sucking his cock.

It started out experimental, and gradually became more serious, with both rules and beatings refined. Some rules felt like too much overhead for either party, or both, and were nixed. Or, he noticed another bad habit of mine that he wanted to eradicate. Or, it was a temporary rule for a more hands-on weekend with me.

Discipline was awkward at first, but we both settled into our roles after the first few times. Now, I get regularly disciplined via maintenance spanking every week, and punished whenever he feels like I need some correction. I'm usually pretty well behaved, so I dodge the most intense sting of his strap most of the time.

And it's been great. We've been more open with each other since all this started, and we haven't had any fights whatsoever. I feel so utterly loved and taken care of because of the effort he puts into all of this. There's no real opportunity for resentment to build up because he can take his annoyance out on my ass (and more), and we have all these built in moments for reflection and for me to honestly tell him how I feel about anything.

10/10 would recommend! I love serving him, pleasuring him, being relentlessly teased by him, obeying him, and just having fun together and fulfilling each other. He takes great care of me and he's helped me achieve more in life than I ever thought possible. He's handsome, generous, smart, and so sweet. I feel immensely lucky to love him and be loved by him.

Hope that answers your question. Happy to explain anything further!

[lover-of-mine]

Tell me if I'm crazy. But as a Buddie forever girl. I warmed up to Taylor in the sense that after her actions with Bobby ext, there was an actual redemption era. We saw her back story. We saw her doing Covid. We saw her being Bucks friend. We saw her with Bobby. We saw her with the Diaz family. Would I have accepted her end game? Well fuck no. BUddie will be on my gravestone.

So why do BT shippers think I need to accept Tommy. TBH is earlier actions were, in fact, far worse than Taylors. He has been on screen maybe 5 times. I haven't seen him actually do anything to have a redemption arc. It seems Hen and Chim have to do the heavy lifting to make it seem like he wasn't a jerk. I mean I will forever be annoyed he left buck stranded. Tell me you wouldn't be annoyed if your BFF called you admitting someone left you behind any where because they were annoyed at you for any reason. But especially because you were still in the closet.

Like why should I give him more mercy than Taylor just because he has a dick.

*deep breath* oh wow I'm really about to publicly defend Taylor Kelly and the validity of bucktaylor? Dear God, how the times have changed *distressed chuckle*

Okay, the thing with Taylor is that they established a friendship before putting her with Buck romantically. We all knew it was gonna go there, and at the end of season 4, like it or not Taylor had a fighting chance. Because the thing is, they brought Taylor in s2, and she is supposed to be this distorted female Buck 1.0 to push Buck into action. She's unapologetic and she comes out as not caring for anything but herself, BUT her reintroduction to us, includes humanizing her. She has an extreme reaction because Buck was using her and she thought he cared and she has a deeply relatable reaction to the covid thing. This means that along with her still being sharp and unapologetic, we see her have a softer, dare I say even as caring as she can be, side before they get together. So Taylor could be a nice presence in Buck's life, she calls him out on his bullshit, she indulges him in his shenanigans, she freaks out because Buck might be hurt, and we establish that before they are officially romantically involved. So we witness Taylor open up to Buck during 4b, and that means that, if they wanted to, they could've kept that energy going and make her a decent match for Buck. A Taylor who cares about Buck as much as she cares about the truth, is a decent match for him (would that be better than buddie? No, but it wouldn't be a worst case scenario either). They could've been a nice golden retriever/black cat thing, and their friendship could've also been interesting if they had kept that evolving and didn't stumble them into a relationship. So when we contain bucktaylor to s2 and 4 and the 6 episodes Taylor's in, she was presented as someone who didn't care about a lot besides her own gain and evolved into someone who cared about Buck as much as she could. The key difference between bts here is the way they established a bond between Buck and Taylor before getting them together. Season 5 keeps throwing rocks at their relationship because they can't figure out how to love each other but they are trying. Even moments where Taylor comes out as dismissive, like her reaction to Buck being worried the team hates him for Chim leaving actually ends with her validating his feelings in the only way she can with the breakfast. They end up being terrible for each other because Buck cares too much and she can't match that. But it's not for lack of effort. We see the effort. In her own way, Taylor tries. Does she end up being the thing she tried to protect Buck from? Yes. But that conversation with Lucy during mayday shows a real understanding of Buck. She was trying. The fact that the way they love is incompatible doesn't negate that, it just shows that they are bad as a couple. Buck needs something she couldn't deliver. And Buck couldn't accept that. And they shouldn't, there's compromise and there's fundamentally changing who they are as a person, which in the end was what would be necessary for them to work as a couple.

Tommy, on the other hand, since the show wanted Buck being bi to be the 100 episode event, he didn't have time to establish himself in Buck's life before. And then there was no effort after. And we can scream reduced season all we want but if they did it with Taylor in 4 episodes, they could've done it with Tommy in 6. Season 4 was also reduced. And it had Jinx and Treasure Hunt. And let's face if they can write a reporter into the plot, why couldn't they write a firefighter? But ignoring that, we are being explicitly shown a lack of effort. The show decided that gay excuses complacency, which is their prerogative, but when applied to Buck they are making choices, the outfit thing is one thing, not being at the hospital is another. I will give Tommy a "pass" for walking out on Buck, Buck shoved him back in the closet, he had every right to be upset, BUT he also could've communicated that better without deciding Buck is not ready and only telling Buck he's leaving when he's already in the car. And the "I didn't want to pressure you" excuse you was bullshit. But again, lack of effort. Comparing to Taylor again, Taylor heard a firefighter had been injured and she raced to the hospital because she couldn't reach Buck. She's actually a steading person for Buck in that moment, she understands what Eddie being injured means for Buck, she talks to him, she offers to drive him (dear God I'm letting Taylor Kelly set the bar), so the contrast that actually exists here is in the level of effort in understanding Buck and trying to provide him with what he needs. The thing that bothers me most with bt is actually the lack of casual intimacy. I was talking to a friend yesterday about this and it all comes down to the way the show had moments where they could write that in and chose not to. Things like not warning Buck his face is dirty or even helping Buck clean it once the scene had served its purpose, not dressing up, not being at the hospital, not even offering Buck a comforting hand on top of his at the table during that dinner. It makes me not want to be invested in the relationship because it lacks effort. I'm not in the mood to lower my standards for him. Taylor wasn't perfect under any standards and with the way the relationship evolved I wanted her as far away from Buck as possible, but she always came back, that willingness to try and get things to work is a key difference. No matter what they do Buck is the main character, and like you said, it feels like having my best friend call me about someone who's a parade of red flags that he's too blind to see and I just have to smile and nod and secretly hate him because there's nothing to do until he snaps himself out of it. Buck is the one I love in this situation and I was not given enough to allow Tommy some grace. Even more when people keep yelling at me that I need to love him just because he's a man.

I need you to know this was painful to write. I was taking breaks and I took a lap around my house then I went on a walk looking at the sky asking how did I get here. I will never forgive this fandom for forcing me to defend Taylor Kelly. I think Taylor is an interesting character, awful match for Buck in the end, bad human all around, but I can't believe I keep being pushed into a position where I need to defend the validity of her presence because somehow people stopped seeing the actual problems that existed there and decided the only issue was that she's a woman.

[acourtofthought]

I did not say Elain wouldn't be mc next book. Sarah's answer definitely gave the impression that elriel is next

As I'm guessing you can imagine, my answer still stands.

Before she talked of Az's bedroom habits, she told us in book 3 how Elain's mate has fire in his blood and "fucks" like it too.

Do you really think SJM would waste that on someone other than his mate? When the author herself said she shares Elain's energy in her real life? SJM would have the chance to live vicariously through a character she relates to with a Jamie Fraser inspired love interest!

Before she ever talked of whether we'd met Az's person, she told us there was someone special for Lucien and went on to reveal Elain as his mate the very next year.

On Tumblr, she called Lucien "my love" and said this of Az in a special edition of FAS:

She told us how she purposely did not have Nesta and Lucien end up together because she realized they'd cause one another more pain and Elain took both she and Lucien by surprise so she mated them instead. Using your 2+2=4 logic, she mated Lucien to someone who would not cause him more pain. That means, despite their current state of tension, they're going to have growth and healing together (authors own words). Would that not be a little odd to read about in an E/riel book? Elain and Lucien having growth and healing together yet she ends up with Az in the end? If Az can't even handle the scent of her bond I cannot imagine what he'd do watching them become closer, turning into BFFs, seeing Elain make Lucien smile, seeing Lucien make Elain smile.

As far as plots, Lucien (not Az) is connected to the things threatening their entire world: Koschei and Vassa, Beron, Spring.

Elain is connected to those things too. Because of her visions and the very obvious hints SJM added to the books.

Az is connected to the Illyrians and any future time travel plots that may be introduced.

Elain is not connected to either of those things.

"Az's journey" could very well include him being humbled over how wrong he was about Elain, Lucien and Elucien, at which point he'll have his own growth and then be deserving of his own mate at some point.

I'm curious why you'd come onto a Pro Elucien / Anti E/riel blog and send messages like this? My stance is very clear at this point so you have to know I'm going not going to agree with you at all.

[yenqa]

10 QUESTIONS FOR U - enhablrinas edition get it bc tumblrina + enhablr

favorite color of themes?

moot with best theme?

you can send a love letter to anyone. fictional/idols/celebs. who?

which moot is most active? which moot do you barely ever run into but LOVE?

most rizzful mutual? do you flirt with ur moots?

favorite petnames/nicknames? giving or recieving?

have you ever had an online crush? (or on a moot GASP)

ever been involved in drama?

do u keep up with tumblr drama?

be honest. how many times have u swapped biases? no judgement here :D

were u here for the insaneness that was lockdown enhablr?

MIA moot u want to comeback?

ur fave fic or smau that gagged u when u read it? seungstarss BET was the end of the fucking world for me I WAS DISTRAUGHT oddeonu too grrrr the ptsd fuckkkk too there was someone m1ngh8o or smtg idk w this jungwon smau and it KILLLED MEEE he was yns roommate and always so fucking rude and his gf was legit cheating on him but he didn't leave her. gf made moves on his bff jake too who liked reader. slowburns where the main lead is an ass rlly annoy me but i also will them the shit up bc i luv angst and toxicity :DDD

are you close w ur moots? do u have any on socials?

what is ur biggest ick to see on tumblr?

words u find urself repeating too much? words u love using?

any enhablr inside jokes ur part of?

ever been featured in a moots fic?

have u ever dreamt of enhypen?

ur favorite enha pc u want rlly badly?

DRINK WATER + YOU ARE LOVED <3

thank you so much for sending an ask!! i love these weirdly specific questions! moots so sorry if youre tagged multiple times

1. i lovee pink or like neutral colored themes because i love when themes are super minimalistic !!

2. i love @okwonyo @byhees and @soov ‘s themes!! they always eat down and i use them for inspo sometimes ^_^

3. obviously, would send a love letter to my beautiful boyfriend park jongseong

4. okay idrk most active but i see @flwrstqr on my feed a bunch!! and i lovee talking to @boyfhee on the rare occasion we do talk T^T

5. guys this is all about mutuals but i literally have like two i talk to 😭 but most rizzful is @voikiraz my queen mari <3

6. my name “yen” is a nickname that just stuck with me for tumblr so probably that! but i love saying babe but i can only say that online

7. no 😭 i honestly dont think i could ever have an online crush

8. in real life no! on tumblr…

9. i want to but im so out of the loop 😭😭 @yeokii keeps me up to date though!

10. for enhypen,,, like three times… at first it was heeseung, then sunghoon, then jay!!

11. sadly no!! i joined in like summer of 2022 (happy two year anniversary!)

12. i actually am so bad at remembering my moots. like i have to interact with them to remember them so no so sorry 😭

13. OH MY GOD ODDEONUS SMAUS. but theres this one heeseung smau called “reality check!” i forgot the author, ALSO @amakumos go figure! OH MY GODD STUCK WITH ME FOREVER I DONT CARE ITS DISCONTINUED. also one more. “the language of flowers” by @soobnny GOD KILL ME NOW I LOVE THAT SMAU.

14. i am close with a couple of them!! i have @yeokii @wvnkoi and @jennaissantes on insta and a bunch of moots on discord!

15. people who dont reblog about gaza.. no matter the account size..

16. i use “LMFAO” a lot because its the only way i laugh ERMM and recently ive been calling people just “boy” or “girl” LMFAO

17. uh none! its okay though i am #antisocial girl

18. i have!! check out @yeokii ‘s upcoming smau “love glitch” guys (and upcoming maybe @soov smau *cough* tdwp *cough*🤫)

19. thank GOD i havent 🙏

20. JAY PEACH PC ONE DAY I WILL GET MY HANDS ON U. also sunghoon glasses pc in romance untold 😵‍💫😵‍💫

anyways… thank u so much for sending me these questions!!

[longeyelashedtragedy]

get to know me tag from @heffer-wen this is a good one!

tagging: @perfectpiety @echthr0s @colorsofmyseason @kvaradonaa @protect-daniel-james @thundercrack @arsenalgbt @steeple-sinderby-wanderers @lamperry4ever (this is all optional of course!!!)

1. Do you make your bed?

I only properly make my bed when I change my sheets, but I can't stand to have the bed looking janky when i come home, so I wrestle with my thicc blanket until it's decently even and neat on the bed, and if the pillows have gone wild I'll straighten them out a little. if any of my over 9000 stuffed animals are on the floor I'll pick them up of course.

2. Favourite number?

24! my birthday, and a nice solid good number, can fit lots of other numbers into it. 17 has been an Important number for my bff and me, and I have a religion based fondness for 18...but 24 it is.

3. What's your job?

my job is very cool and specific and I love it, but it's not one I would ever want to mix with my online persona for various reasons. in fact I've always worked in an "industry" that I think should never mix with my nsfw ways on here. always happy to talk about it in private!

4. If you could go back to school would you?

oh hale to the FUCK no. I hate school. I haven't liked school since I graduated high school. my brain can't be made to think like that and do so much work to other people's specifications--and then there's sitting in class and having to listen to other people talk, I couldn't give less of a shit if I tried! I'm a voracious self directed learner--I want to learn something new like, every second--but this doesn't translate well into a school setting.

unfortunately--a job I think would be really cool to have, I'd have to get a master's and certification, and while I think I'd be great at the job, I'd be right shit at the kind of work the degree requires you to do to pass. (I could easily do the job with good mentoring and maybe like...one course, but that's how so many things are.) Maybe if I marry rich I'd go back! Frank lampard step the fuck up!

5. Can you parallel park?

I could do it just to pass my driver's test and have done it like. twice since. I'm terrible 😭 I have visual-spatial-perceptual whatever deficits and just can't do it. I also have a spot missing from my peripheral vision on my left side so parking on that side is even more confusing. my sister however is great at those things and yet she also can barely parallel park, you should see the two of us try to do it together, it's a full on yakety sax comedy. the WORST is here in the city, people stop on the street and give you unsolicited advice while you park and this gives me so much anxiety that I can't even remember what to do.

6. Do you think aliens are real?

not really? I suppose there's sentient life somewhere but is it likely to be humanoid? I'm terrified of space (I'm one of those would rather go to the bottom of the ocean than outer space freaks) so I try not to think about it

7. Can you drive a manual car?

what to heck,,,,,,,,,,,,of course I can't 🇺🇸 shamed by having to pay more to rent an automatic when I've driven in Europe

8. Guilty pleasure?

disregarding my dietary restrictions? I also have the bad habit of reading what scents my hot favs wear and then buying cheap samples. today one arrived that I forgot I'd ordered so now my wrists smell like chanel allure. I'm indifferent? it smells like Ladies' Perfume

what else...idk, I'm not too guilty about my pleasures really

9. Tattoos?

none--I have a couple of ideas, but have never been tempted to actually do it?

10. Favourite colour?

black and pink!

11. Favourite type of music?

I like things that are loud and repetitive and insistent. sometimes screechy. I like listening to other languages. my favorite instrument is the bagpipes (how do I say that in a grammatically correct way ffs) if that helps! will always go for: good rap/hip hop, 80s thrash metal, eastern european/balkan folk music, techno (the darker and more berghainy the better), other weird electronica, the beatles, most things that came out of the 80s

12. Do you like puzzles?

the kind with pieces? those are fun, I just don't have any room to spread one out. other kinds, like logic and shit, absolutely not, my brain doesn't work like that at all

13. Any phobias?

insects, and the main one: food contamination, but not the kind you're thinking--I definitely am more anxious than the average person about the food I eat being contaminated, but what the phobia actually is is more like...places where food shouldn't be being contaminated by bits of food...It's very specific and I've always had it but it's getting worse as I get older. like, imagine if you go into a restaurant and there's a couple of crumbs on the chair, or like, a bit of dirt on the underside of the waiter's tray. you'll just brush them off, right? or like, just not care about the bottom of a tray? I feel sick to my stomach and my heart is racing a bit just imagining this. what a privilege!

I'm also fucking terrified of being alone in elevators, but I'm not sure if that counts as a phobia? (I'm afraid of getting stuck in one by myself--as long as there's another person in there I don't care lol)

14. Favourite childhood sport?

swimming was my only one--I begged for lessons, started young, and was pretty good, did a swim team and everything. otherwise I am horrible at sports--I can't run (never could), and have no hand-eye coordination (did some occupational therapy at age 18 but it was Too Late), and again, those visual perceptual spatial issues! I wasn't terrible at floor hockey and volleyball in gym class I guess. footy was my worst 😭 in 8 years of gym I scored one goal--an own goal

15. Do you talk to yourself?

Not really.

16. What movies do you adore?

hmmm...I am not a huge movies person, but here's a list:

mulholland drive

mary poppins

the producers (mostel/wilder, 1967)

willy wonka & the chocolate factory (gene wilder version ONLY)

little miss sunshine

moulin rouge

cabaret

my cousin vinny

run lola run

y tu mamá también

the sound of music

chicago

kill bill vol. 1

cidade de deus

diarios de motocicleta

buena vista social club (not without its problematic side, but the musicians/music is so joyous)

the wedding singer

anklaget/the accused (weird danish movie that I don't think anyone i know has heard of?)

le dîner de cons

kamchatka

imagine me and you

ghostbusters 2016 (i will DIE on this hill)

brokeback mountain

team america: world police

rear window

amadeus

the crow

the incredibles

spaceballs

a shot in the dark

airplane!

romeo + juliet

school of rock

american psycho

uncut gems

rebecca

dial m for murder

17. Tea or coffee?

coffee! please. tea makes me feel a bit sick

18. First thing you wanted to be growing up?

I wanted to be an opera singer and a "lady mover" (we moved twice in the span of like, 2 and a half years when I was little)

[indestructibleheart]

2,4,25 xoxo MJ/kiwiana-writes

2. Why do you write fanfiction?

I was saying to someone recently that I love fandom and fanfiction because it extends the life of these fictional worlds that we fall in love with. With fandom, any tv show is longer than six seasons. Any book is longer than a single book... BUT that doesn't really answer the question because I don't write fic for every fandom that I enjoy and participate in otherwise, so... Honestly? I don't know where it comes from. I never know what characters are gonna pitch a tent in the part of my brain that generates all these ideas. It's a connection I make with the characters (she says, as if they're real fucking people). They just decide to live here, and, once they do... I write because they won't shut the fuck up if I don't. So, there's that, and there's also the community that I just love being a part of. IDK, man. It's all just very special to me.

4. Are there any writers that inspire you?

Bro (gn), you know you do. Plz, MJ. You and so many other writers in my current fandom and previous fandoms have inspired me to write. I mean, @nontoxic-writes, @lilythesilly, @stereopticons, @blackandwhiteandrose, @sarahlevys, @dinnfameron, @fishyspots (miss u bb), @ratchet (also miss you), @wordthieve, @rmd-writes, and my new BFF, @hgejfmw-hgejhsf!? There are too many to name tbh. I have been so fortunate to be surrounded by soooooo much talent. For fuck's sake, @designatedgrape made me give a shit about baseball. BASEBALL! I cannot believe. There are so many authors whose work leaves me feeling super inspired and wanting to write. You've all made me better at stringing words together through your writing. Also blowing a kiss to Lemony Snicket.

25. Have you ever daydreamed about side adventures/spin-offs from your fic? Tell us about them!

There are a couple spin-off fics that I wish I could download straight from my brain without having to write them, lol. In the 'The Outside Edge' universe, for example, there's a whole thing in my head where Stevie runs into Ruth—her former skating rival—at Nationals and they fall in love. Also Patrick's POV of AWSTRI(ATW) and David's POV of my first SC fic.

35 questions for fic writers

[khaleesiofalicante]

Oh you are in for a treat. My 2024 gift for you Dani is Jeff Buckley.

*rubs hands together* let's begin! The following are my recommendations to initiate Jeff's magic.

1. Lover, you should've come over.

2. Eternal Life.

3. Last Goodbye (I feel like Theia will enjoy this. Plus a GREAT! Post-healthy-break up song imo.)

4. So Real. (I can't even. This is a masterpiece for me.)

5. Grace. (Fucking hell.)

6. Lilac wine. (Get ready to be blushed)

7. Forget Her (not my fav, but I like it)

8. All Flowers in time feat. Elizabeth Fraser (this is my all time favorite. I fantasize singing a duet with my lover. Always makes me gooey and smiley. Plus, a good rec for BlackBane)

Gurl!! I am so excited for you. Lemme know which other songs of his you like. I am so excited. My bff from medschool introduced me to Jeff, and I individually found many gems of his work. *Squeal*.

Okay. I REALLY like him. Also, most of his songs gave me Lance vibes. I also like all his songs are 5-6 minutes long. HE GETS IT. 

Thanks for all the recs! Here are my faves. 💙

Lover, you should've come over - Top fave. Really liked this one. Definitely a top fave. It gave me Lance/Blackbane vibes. I loved the vibes! 

Last Goodbye - The lyrics were very nice - and angsty hehe. This was so Blackbane and Arcaid coded omg. 

Lilac wine - Second fave. Really liked the subtle flirty vibes of this and it reminded me of IALS David for some reason. Especially the line “I drink much more than I ought to drink because it brings me back to you” 

All Flowers in time - I liked the duet. Need more duets of him with women…or men. 

I Know it's Over - Third fave. Also, omg, Kincaid and Victoria 🥺(added to playlist too) 

You & I - The emotion in this was something else bro. 

Mojo pin - THE VOCALS >>> 

Additional ones I liked - 

I want someone badly - Fourth fave. Loved the vibes. Very David too. 

Hallelujah - I’m a whore for a classic. You know that. This version is so so so good.

Mama, You've Been On My Mind - Idk man this one got me in my feels a little bit. What kind of mommy issues does this man have because the song are HITTING me.

The Boy with the Thorn in His Side - I like the guitar in this one. Nice feels.

Je N'en Connais Pas La Fin - Ummmm. Have you heard this? I loved it! Also the French...

Thank you for sharing your fave music with me. It always means so much 🧡

[hobaworld7]

KTH - Sharing a bed

disclaimer : V doesn't belong to me, either does BTS.

no real smut but some fluff by tae. a lot of teasing between the reader and tae. Some praising too.

more then 2k words

hope you enjoy, don't be shy to send some request!

_ _ _

It was your yearly trip with your family. As usual, your brother invite his girlfriend and his best friend. You would've do the same but you just broke up with your boyfriend. Your family didn't know yet. He cheated when he was over the sea and it was the girl that told you. She didn't know either he was in a relationship. You broke up with him before he even got home. 

So here we are, on a trip with your parents, your brother, his gf and his bff. Once you arrive at the cabin and all of your luggages was inside, it was time to shared the bedroom. As of respect for your parents you were told to share your room with your brother's gf. Girls together and boys together. It was fine with you, you would sleep on the couch in the bedroom and she would take the bed. Once you were with her in the bedroom, settling your things, she shyly ask you, 

-Hey... would you mine if i ask Jin (your brother) to subtly switch bedroom at night so i can sleep in the same bed as him? I'll convince Taehyung to sleep on the couch so you can have the bed.

You didn't really mind, they still thought you were in a relation ship and Jin's gf was so sweet and respectful so you accepted. Taehyung was Jin's best friend since so many years, your parents always treat him like a second son. He was really charming too. He could win any girl's heart just with his smile. You had to admit, your belly was always full of butterfly when he smiled at you. He always been really physical too. If he walk behind you, he will put his hand on your lower bak like nothing happen. If you made a joke, he will laugh with his hand on your back. You would gently slap his thigh if he made a dirty joke. It always been like that between the two of you. 

Around 10pm, all four of you were around the fire in the back of the propriety. Jin and his gf sharing a blanket and you were on your side, all cuffed up in a warm hoodie and a blanket, still freezing though. You were talking about everything, work, adult life, their life as idol, etc. 

-Hey Taehyung, how's your love life going? Jin asked. 

-So boring, all woman see me as V and not for who I really am. And you Y/N, does your boyfriend's gonna propose soon? You been together for what, 4 years now? 

-I can't wait for you to get married! Says Jin's girlfriend. 

-Yeah, hum, maybe, i don't really know what he has plan for us in the futur. 

You laughs, trying to hide your discomfort. Not a long time after that, Jin and his girlfriend went back to the cabin to sleep. The silence was not uncomfortable, Tae and you were just laying on your back, looking at the sky, on your respective blanket.

-I lied. And you are the first one to know about it. 

You say to break the silence. You see him get up and look at you, but you still fixed the sky. 

-About what? 

-My boyfriend. He cheated when he was in Australia so I left him. It's been about two months, now. 

-Oh...And... Are you sad about it? 

He didn't really know what to say or if he should comfort you. 

-I don't. I think I stopped loving him a while ago. Maybe he broke my heart so bad that now i don't feel anything. 

That was another lie because you could feel your body burning under Taehyung's sight. 

-It's so cold, you got up your blanket, we should go to sleep soon. 

-Come here, i wanna watch the stars a little longer. 

He opens his arm, making you a place under his blanket that was covering his shoulders. You walk towards him and sit by his side. He covers your shoulders with his blanket and put your over your knees and his. 

-Do you... Do you wanna talk about your breakup? 

-It's really not important Tae, i'm better without him anyways. 

-You deserved someone that would give you the moon Y/N. Don't settle for less. 

-And someone that fucked me good too. He was always away or too busy working. 

You laugh in shyness, realizing what you just said. Tae was laughing beside you, not used to this side of your personality. 

-Yah! I always saw you as Jin's little sister. Don't do yourself dirty like that. My thoughts are gonna be all blurred. 

You both laugh and he lay on his back, looking at the sky and you do the same. You don't know how much time you spent outside with him, but you ended up both freezing so silently you enter the cabin and went into your bedroom. 

-Hey Tae, turn around so i can get change, please. 

He turns around, even though he really wanted to look at you. You were driving him crazy since you were high schoolers and know knowing you were free. Maybe it was is time to shine? 

-Hey Y/N, can i ask you something? 

-Yep? 

-Can I sleep in the bed with you. The couch seems so uncomfy. I swear i'll sleep on my side and don't attempt anything. 

-Hum, yeah, no problem I guess.

So when you were both in pyjamas and in bed, a little bit uncomfortable tbh, it was silent. No one was talking. You notice Taehyung moving a lot, not finding any comfortable position. But you were so tired that you fell asleep before him.

_ _ _

It was warm, you were half asleep and the sun shinning trough the windows. You've never felt so warm. Wait. It wasn't the sun, neither it was the comforter. You could felt two strong arms around your body. You opened your eyes and lift up your head, realizing you were sleeping on Taehyung's body, your head resting on his heart and his arms around you. His legs were all mixed with yours too. His hand was resting behind your head so you couldn't even move without waking him. He was hugging you like you were his cushion. His propriety. 

You start to wiggle like a worm to try to get out of his arms, but it only make him hold you tighter. 

-Tae... Tae, wake up. You're squeezing me. 

He was mumbling something, still asleep. 

-Mhhhh. Five... Just five minutes Namjoon. Please. 

-Tae, it's Y/N. 

-Shut up Namjoon I wanna sleep. 

You start laughing. Your last options was tickling him, but you didn't know how he'll react. So you decide to just play with fire. You slowly put his hands on his stomach, with your fingertips you lift up his shirt. He doesn't move so you take that as your green light to continue. You start tickling his hips. He start to wiggle in the bed and open his eyes. 

-Yah Y/N, don't wake me up like that! 

-You were keeping me prisoners in your arm.

-That's your fault. You make a wonderful cushion. Wish i could always sleep like that. 

He was openly teasing you and it made your cheeks goes red. You got up and turn so he didn't see your face. 

-Are you blushing? 

-Shut up Tae. 

You could hear him chuckle and he got out of bed, slowly putting his hands on your waist and whispering into your ear. 

-Are you getting hot Y/N? Your body seems to react so well to mine. 

You wiggle out of his arms and open the door to leave the bedroom. You didn't want him to get another chance to teasing you. Your body was indeed reacting really well to tae's. 

You went to the bathroom to freshen up and change into your clothes for the day. It was still really cold outside for a spring day so you put up some legging and a large purple hoodie. 

The day went well, you were slightly avoiding Taehyung because every time you were feeling his eyes on you you were blushing like crazy. You know he'll used that against you. And you were still spending the night with him because when Jin asked you to let Tae sleeping in your bedroom so his gf could sleep with him, you couldn't say no. He was still believing you were with your ex so he wasn't really worried of anything happening. When your family decided to watch a movie you your practically run to the bedroom, saying you were really tired. Maybe if you fell asleep before him he would sleep on the couch and leave you alone for the night. 

Except you weren't able to fall asleep. You kept turning and turning in the bed, trying to find a comfortable position and Tae heard it when he enters the room, an hour after you went to sleep. You suddenly stop moving and close your eyes. You tried to subtly take all the place in the bed, but in a king's size one it was hard. You could hear him changing in his pyjama and taking the comforter off his side so he could sneak in right next to you. It was silent in the bedroom, Tae on his side and you on yours. Just his presence next to you was warming your lower belly. You turn on your side, away from Tae. 

-Are you avoiding me Y/N? 

-No, i just can't find a comfortable position to sleep in.

-It's the first time you talk to me today. 

-I... Sorry. 

-I didn't mean to make you uncomfortable. 

-It's not it. 

You sigh and sit on the bed, facing him. The bedroom was dark but you could still see his face since the garden light were illuminating your bedroom.

-You were right Tae. 

-About what? 

-My body reacts way too much to you. 

He let out a little sound and at the tip of his finger, he started to touch your thigh. You were wearing some short and the feeling of his hand on your naked skin was a little bit distracting. 

-Tae... Don't do that. 

-Why? Are you scared that you will lose control because of me?

He sat up in the bed, facing you. 

-Sometimes Y/N, you have to lose control to enjoy life. Like right now. I'm pretty sure you would enjoy what i want to do to you. 

-Taehyung! We are not alone. 

-You just have to stay quiet, can you do that good girl? 

You were too stunned to speak. Your whole body was now on fire. He took your silence as a positive answer and put both of his hands on your hips, helping you sit on his laps. Both of your legs was on his side and you were so close, you could feel his breath on your neck. 

-Do you wanna lose control princess? 

You nod. 

-Words princess. Use your words. 

-Yes Tae. 

He slowly kiss you neck, just under your ear, and you let out a little moan. He was taking all his time, covering your neck with his kiss. Both his hands were now under your shirt, holding your body close to his. Not knowing what to do you put your hand on Tae's neck, holding on his hair that were falling on his neck. He let out a little groan and start moving his hips to tease you. 

-Tae... Kiss me. Please.  

His face leaned closer. He gently places his hand on your cheek, keeping you face to him. His lips slowly approaching yours. You could feel your belly in fire and how hard Taehyung already was. when your lips finally touch, you felt like fireworks were exploding in your belly. As the kiss went, you could feel him becoming hungrier for you. Taehyung wanted to taste every part of your body. Mark it. Kiss it. Make love to it. You decide to play with him a little and put your hands over his already-really-awaken dick now. A moan got out of his lips. 

-Don't make something you'll regret princess. 

-Why do you think I'll regret, daddy? 

You whispered that last word, your lips on his neck. You wanted him to lose control too and feeling how is jaw clenched you could tell you were about to succeed.  

_ _ _

Today you had to leave the cabin and go back to the city. Taehyung and you were still secret about your physical relation. You never talk about feeling. You just enjoyed both of your body, really much. You were sitting at the dining table, eating your breakfast. You didn't slept at all last night. Taehyung and you were so hungry for each others that you kept going round after round. You still had energy to tease him though. As he was sitting in front of you. You slowly put your foot in between his legs, pressing lightly on his masculinity. When he put his eyes on you, you start bitting you lips, looking innocent and kept talking with your mom. You saw him grab his cellphone and excuse himself, saying he had to text his roommate about his return hour today. You felt your cellphone vibrating. Nobody seem to notice so you open it, to see that Tae just texted you.

''Stop bitting your lips like that because i swear you're gonna end up bend over your bed with my dick in you.''

You choked on your food and Jin looked at you, worried.

-Y/N are you okay? 

-Yeah, sorry, just chocked on my food. 

Another texto. 

''Like you'll choke on my dick tonight.''

___

If you want to read more, here is the link of my masterlist : https://www.tumblr.com/kimtaehyung-taetae-writing/710423978560421888/masterlist?source=share

thank you army!

[shaywrites-ifs]

so our dad was killed, our beloved cheated on us then went mad, forcing our twin to kill him in order to protect us, and our older brother also died, all of this before the story even starts. and then the story actually kicks off and we are immediately betrayed and attacked. mc really cannot catch a break, huh. the sheer drama of it all is amazing

also, your tenses for plural personal pronouns is off: "she/he is so tall" works, but you also have it as "they is so tall"

Spoilers

Ah! Grammar, my nemesis. Is that in the stat page? I'll put that in my notes to fix tenses. Thank you for letting me know!

Undercut I go over it all a little bit more in depth, MC's history for those curious!

And yes, MC has had a very dramatic life to begin with- there's a lot of set up for the Traitors who are the main target of the story as they've got the Long Game mastered with their Goals (too bad "Zapping Fabian's brats and accidentally letting them carry their anger 1,000 years into the future" wasn't on their list of things to plan for). The traitors had been a thorn in the Empires side for a bit, with an attack that took out Yael's dad, the Empyrean (the holy religious leader), and MC's Dad quite a few years ago (they had some inside help). Then Yael had a short, bumpy reign, and THEN MC was (temporarily, supposedly) crowned to hold the Empire together as it all continued to go to shit.

I plan to explore some of these a bit more, as MC's history is obviously relevant to what's happened to them, but I will say in Yael's defense a promise made when you're a literal child about marrying somebody would not hold up in any court. MC has had a lot going on, and a chunk of it is gonna be open for y'all to fill with headcanons and such, and Yael is going to be part of that. Still, even if they were leading MC on beforehand (not completely out of the realm of possibility, even tho Yael is also bffs with MC's eldest brother), the story is gonna treat it at least as if Yael stopped once they found the love of their life.

Yael definitely was spoiled, as heir, beloved as they were by the people. They actually had 4 siblings (3 half siblings, Yael was the second youngest), but Yael was the only survivor by the time they were in the equivalent of pre-teen age. Worse, they were actually really charming with their confidence and pride. Adventurous, friendly, brave, a bit brash and informal even. While court certainly took umbrage with some things, the overall thoughts was Yael was a good heir and to be a good ruler, in their time.

But, with those traits it's easy to twist it to where they probably weren't taking the feelings of MC too seriously, perhaps not knowing MC was that serious or maybe not caring too much. Which, probably made it all the worse when it became disgustingly apparent that Yael could get serious about romance. When she stepped into the picture.

Also, Stellan is a horrible little man, so while MC has their own issues going on, I will say fuck Stellan and MC wasn't wrong not letting him have the crown unless you're a real stickler for "has to be blood on the thrown", then you do you.

[msookyspooky]

So I finally watch fear street (94 78 and 1666) last night and I can now understand why one other anon compared the scream re-write yn to adult!ziggy!!

The never or hardly leaving the house???

Being a final girl with lots of trauma

"Dying"

Falling in love with the main villain

Plus, her brown tank and knitted sweater combo definitely gives me tt!yn!

And I can also see tt!yn as a partier or at least a drinker tbh.

I SEE IT TOO! Especially the sarcastic 'Yeah, screw that.' attitude bc Ziggy is SO real compared to Sidney. I love Sid but I do not relate to her character at all the fuck if I'd be happy and sweet and living some suburban mom life if a killer was after me 4 now 5 times and probably gave me scars and concussions and trauma and everyone around me has been brutally murdered and my own family has betrayed me and both my parents are gone one from murder and one from a heart attack or cancer (i forget what neil died of) and no siblings, cant trust cousins, no friends w/o fear they're out to get you or they'll die, every bff I had was murdered by my first true boyfriend i lost my virginity to and was with for 2 years or more just to find out him and my other friend murdered my mom and I have to look over my shoulder for life...AND YOU'RE...STILL NORMAL? Be so fr I would be the biggest cynical bitch not even gonna lie LET ALONE WHAT OUR YN WENT THROUGH!! Scream 3 Sid was the most realistic Sid idc if she 'had to get over the survivor mindset' THE WOMAN'S LIFE IS ONE BIG SURVIVAL GAME BSFFR!!

Ziggy, especially older Ziggy, truly feels like a realistic final girl the woman was ready for anything years upon years later even if it showed her mental health not well and her love yet resentment for the killer that had a soft spot for her even though he ruined her life

[1d1195]

Sam you could literally write ANYTHING and I swear I would devour it! I’m always excited for what you have planned!

June IS so far away😭 and it’s like the middle of june😭 I know EXACTLY how you feel about a never ending week! Getting to the end of the week was a struggle for me too :( my allergies ARE KILLING ME!!! And it’s very inconvenient! I am suffering and it’s not ideal at all!!

But I’m so excited for you to be done with the school year soon!!! I imagine it’s a bittersweet feeling but honestly you deserve a nice vacation away from school a bit!

And thank you 😭 I’m in a very weird stage in my academic life and sometimes it’s very hard to not worry about the futures especially rn! But thank you Sam, really i appreciate you even taking the time to even say anything about it 💗

I HATE PHONE CALLS TOO!! Which is why calling those fuck ass stores (I still love my local record shops🙄) was a HUGE deal for me! I don’t call people that much aside from my mom and dad lol or when I have to do adult things lol anyways I was so sad but I doubt I’ll get it at all since resellers are crazy for the pricing! Also tell me why I had a feeling you would have a yellow one?? Yellow seems like a color you would gravitate towards too! Plus you’re so real for saying everything he does is pretty lol

My weekend was not good since my allergies are making want to die lol but I’m okay I’ll get through it! Hope your weekend wasn’t too bad! I saw you had to postpone part 4 a bit and bestie that’s okay!!!! Take all the time you need, plus life gets busy so it’s understandable! Hope this week goes a bit better💗 I love you so much!!!-💜

Thank you for being so supportive, it means everything to me 💕

I think all the pollen from the tree outside my apartment is lodged in my throat. I don't even think it hit the ground this year. I'm suffering ™ right along side you. June will be here before we know it! 🤞

Always! Different routes to graduation don't mean anything. You're learning the same amount as anyone else who graduates with the same degree. You'll be a great graduate no matter when you do it, it's just important you're doing it! 💕

Same here, my sister and I talk on the phone and my bff insists on calling me. Mom and dad too. One major struggle I have to FIND a therapist is because I don't want to make a phone call 🙃😭 Like it's SO catch 22. Like what kind of anxiety loophole is that!?!

It's funny, when I wear yellow people think I look like Belle from Beauty and the Beast. I love to wear yellow my TPWK t-shirt (that needs to retire tbh) is bright yellow. My favorite color is blue (ocean) but people tell me pink and red is one of the nicest colors on me (I think I have pink undertones so it highlights that or whatever *insert something fashionable sounding here*)

Weekend was good, relaxing. I had real bad sunday scaries but monday was alright. I had two of my coworkers talk me off the metaphorical ledge of something that was really bothering me and they assured me it would work itself out (something I also convinced myself of but I needed a sounding board ya know?)

I hope your week gets better and they get rid of pollen (not really, but you know what I mean!

LOVE YOU!

xoxo

[cloud-fairy-boy]

Ed tips that’ll keep you safe and skinny because we all know we won’t stop until we get there so let’s make sure that we make it there alive with functioning organs <3

Do NOT get an ed/4na etc buddy

I know this sounds weird but bear with me. I’m not saying “don’t make friends within the ed community” ofc by all means let’s be friends but it’s extremely dangerous to “encourage each other” to st4rve and shit even when it’s done unknowingly or with the intent of “help and support”. What we’re doing is already dangerous so let’s not encourage each other any further. When I was my lowest I had a real life bff that also had an ed and we would encourage each other and compete knowingly or unknowingly. It’s not a good relationship. Just be friends in a normal way idk send memes and vent every once in a while

Don’t chew too much gum

Yes, gum is amazing gum is awesome sometimes we use it as a meal substitute but 1) it weirdly has a lot of sugar in it and if you’re the type to switch to a new gum once the taste is gone you could be getting a lot of calories unknowingly. I once finished a pack of gum in one day and it racked up to 100 calories. That’s not worth spending on sugar you should eat some cucumber or something nutritious instead 2) it can definitely give you cavities if you go overboard because of the sugar 3) it can cause di4rrhe4 when consumed excessively 4) it can upset your stomach and cause aches if you chew on it for a very long time

Go out & drink water

We’re just houseplants with complicated emotions and childhood trauma. It’s important to get enough vitamin D for your bones to compensate for all the nutrients we miss out on. Also we don’t want to be depressed we just want to be sk1nni so don’t stay holed up in your room all day. Go out and move your body + if you eat 100 cals and just lay in bed all day you won’t be able to lose weight effectively because then your body will get into starvation mode and hang onto the fat in the body. Instead eat a bit more to gain some energy and burn it by being outside even if it’s just a walk. Actually walking is the best exercise especially for ed people but some of us aren’t ready for that conversation lmao

And for water you gotta have it frequently and have it plenty. But not too much all at once because you can d1e. I don’t remember the whole thing but you can look it up I know there’s been a recorded case of someone dy1ing from drinking too much water at once. But other than that if you struggle to drink water because you don’t like the taste etc I won’t tell you to put more shit in it to make it taste better because let’s all accept that putting fruit and water together makes them both nasty. Instead put your water into a relatively small but long bottle that can easily bend. Then while the bottle is in your mouth (bear with me ik it sounds super weird rn) put the bottle on a higher surface but not too high or you could choke on it. Just enough for water to flow into your mouth. Then you let go of the bottle and DONT TOUCH IT this way you will have no choice but to drink the whole thing. And dw you won’t drown because you can obviously stop to breathe between sips and you don’t have to do it quickly AND YOU CAN OBVIOUSLY TAKE THE BOTTLE AND JUST STOP DOING IT this is just something I’ve came up with to drink more water it makes it kinda like a carnival game idk lmao

If you feel like you’re about to faint don’t push it and give in

Okay now we all probably know how it feels to faint. But we also know that it kinda comes in waves. You can definitely feel that you’re gonna faint at least 20 minutes before it happens. So unless you’re in the middle of a fucking road where cars go and shit just stop on your tracks and sit down. In a store, at school, at the gym, in the bus etc literally no one gives a shit. It’s better to get some dust on your butt than to hit your head somewhere and d1e.

Have an emergency kit on you at all times

This is not a fucking anti binge box no it’s for actual health emergencies. In it you will have pads for surprise periods (let’s all admit that none of us have them regularly at this point so every time is a surprise) OR big wounds and nosebleeds. We’re already malnourished so when we loose blood it’s even more dangerous. You’ll also put water, candy, protein bars (I recommend kinds that you actively hate or ones that taste bad and no I don’t mean rotten or stuff you’re allergic to this is just to keep us from eating them unless we absolutely need them) in case you faint. I also recommend a little slip of paper with a trusted friend or family member’s number, your blood type, chronic illnesses and allergies etc in case you faint and need medical help while you’re unconscious

Don’t wear your binder too much

This is for my fellow binder buddies (god this sounded like a corporate slogan I hate it). It’s already very dangerous to use binders for more than 6 hours at a time but when you’re already low on nutrients and probably running around in hopes of burning calories you DEFINITELY shouldn’t wear your binder AT ALL. Instead opt for a sports bra while you’re exercising or you’re especially low on food that day. I know it’s very difficult to live with body dysmorphia AND dysphoria but we want to stay alive so we gotta do our best.

This was all for today peeps if there’s anything you want advice on put them in the rbs or comments I’ll read all of them like the morning paper. Stay safe, alive and hydrated