#tony x gob

[bug-snail]

Gob Bluth and Tony Wonder x Chappell Roan

[walter-hotgirl-white]

love shipping old dudes that hate each other. if no one else is shipping old dudes who hate each other, its me.

[oleafia-art]

“he had a face like mine, but…same.”

DEPRESSED MIDDLE AGED MAN YAOI HAS CONSUMED ME

as always reblogs r very much appreciated!

alternate flipped version under the cut:

[anonymous-tals]

A blunderful Valentine's Day breakfast.

[loosethreadsofyoursoul]

happy pride month to gob bluth and tony wonder, i’m imagining the absolute insanity that would have been your collab

[regular-theodore]

when people say toxic old man yaoi theyre talking about them. if you even care.

[artemis-fowled]

 my taylor swift song obsessed ass had many thoughts on arrested development + her music and turns out bluth.co.intern on tiktok had the same idea bc wow its all so good

linked some of my faves for anyone whose interested under the cut, but you can find them all here 

Blunder

1. all of the girls you loved before + tony/gob

https://www.tiktok.com/@bluth.co.intern/video/7215233662521068802

2. cowboy like me +tony/gob

https://www.tiktok.com/@bluth.co.intern/video/7220806766810926343

(one of my favorite taylor songs plus THE love story of all time? hell yeah)

3. august + blunder and sally

https://www.tiktok.com/@bluth.co.intern/video/7209296500302679303

4. cruel summer + tony/gob

https://www.tiktok.com/@bluth.co.intern/video/7180351762593811714

(he looks up grinning like a devil made me WHEEZE-)

The Bluths

1. the archer +michael 

https://www.tiktok.com/@bluth.co.intern/video/7222656143682800903

2. the best day + george michael & michael

https://www.tiktok.com/@bluth.co.intern/video/7219693957985406216

(i cried, i miss when the kids were the kids omg)

3. wouldve couldve shouldve + the bluth sibs and their parents

https://www.tiktok.com/@bluth.co.intern/video/7207443965010791685

4. getaway car + the bluths

https://www.tiktok.com/@bluth.co.intern/video/7183315567607074050

5. mirrorball + gob

https://www.tiktok.com/@bluth.co.intern/video/7176643310809910530

6. nothing new + buster, lucille, annyong

https://www.tiktok.com/@bluth.co.intern/video/7176271663259045121

7. you’re on your own, kid + michael

https://www.tiktok.com/@bluth.co.intern/video/7169590508162010370

phoebe bridgers + ad

1. i know the end + ad

https://www.tiktok.com/@bluth.co.intern/video/7209670659553627399

2. funeral- tobias 

https://www.tiktok.com/@bluth.co.intern/video/7206322950499355909

3. kyoto + gob

https://www.tiktok.com/@bluth.co.intern/video/7201504843687578882

(when i tell you i sobbed)

4. graceland too +maeby

https://www.tiktok.com/@bluth.co.intern/video/7179347078085086465

[draven-the-great-is-not-okay]

[arrestedass]

I THOUGHT THIS WAS ABOUT ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT 😭😭😭

Bridgerton, but make it fantasy.

A Marvellous Light by Freya Marske (Tordotcom Publishing, 2021)

[gobbluthera]

hey i started this little weird character exploration of gob legit about two years ago and just found it in my drafts almost done so decided to edit and complete it! i love my bisexual girlfailure so much, enjoy x

[jen-with-a-pen]

ALL TIED UP - FOUR

Previous ⊹ Series

summary: A look into the House of Sigma Beta Theta (ΣBΘ). Annoyed with the vague hinting at the party on Friday, Steve confronts Clint and stands up for once– and it only slightly backfires.

pairings: Art Student!Frat Brother!Steve Rogers x Film Student!Sorority Sister!Reader

word count: 1386

warnings: cursing, food mention, meeting the rest of the brothers, dudebro Clint, fuckboy Tony, singling out/exclusion, power dynamics, Steve's just trying to make it through the day man

a/n: we get to meet the rest of the fraternity! so sorry it's been a while. the holidays, seasonal depression, and work happened and i didn't really have the motivation to write for steve again until recently. hope yall like it ❤ p.s. thank you all SO SO much again on the continuing love for filthy impetuous souls. it means the world ❤

This chapter was not beta'd by anyone else. All mistakes in this chapter are my own.

gif by @paliaphrodite | additional graphics + dividers by me ♥

my ao3 | my masterlist | all tied up masterlist Read this fic HERE on ao3! ♥ Reblogs and comments are highly appreciated as always♥

Last Wednesday.

Dribbles of cereal milk splash onto the kitchen table as Steve switches between eating breakfast, drafting a perfect-but-also-not-too-perfect text to his barista, and reading the newspaper. The newspaper thing makes him feel like an old fucking geezer, but it reminds him of mornings with his Ma back home. He misses her.

He makes a mental note to call her this weekend. 

Munching on another spoonful, he nearly chokes at the sound of slow, calculated footsteps descending the stairs. Normally he’s the only one home on Wednesday mornings. Normally he can sit in comfortable silence in the kitchen without needing to sneak around the fucking house. However, this specific Wednesday morning was not normal– all the guys were hungover from the party the night before. Upon realization, Steve reluctantly swallows the half-chewed gob of Cheerios. It lands in his stomach like a rock as he frantically looks about the scene on the table; he can’t decide fast enough whether to hide the newspaper, or his phone– or himself– before whomever is around the corner sees him outside his bedroom, outside his element. 

Tony Stark is the first to stride into the kitchen. Jet-black hair slicked back with yesterday's pomade complimented by a face riddled with stubble. He’s a mismatched mess of a worn Yankees jersey, khakis, and the newest Nikes, all of which are covered by the stench of luxury cologne and seven types of vodka. Even with designer sunglasses on, he winces at the fluorescent kitchen lights while dragging his feet straight to the coffee pot. 

"’Sup, Rogers." 

As far as they are into the semester, it’s the first time Tony directly acknowledges Steve in a way that isn't sarcastic or followed by a snooty comment under his breath. Steve quietly tips his chin to Tony out of politeness. From his perch at the kitchen table, he watches Tony pour a mug of coffee before slyly taking a mini Fireball out of his shirt pocket, dumping it into the hot liquid. He stirs his concoction with a finger, tasting it with a faint grimace before sipping. 

To each their own, Steve thinks. 

"Are you really reading the fuckin' newspaper, old timer?" Tony remarks behind his mug. Last night’s party and lack of proper hydration makes his voice raspy, deeper than usual. Steve shrugs, nodding with a faint 'yeah' in response. Steve sips his protein shake.

Tony sniffs a laugh. "Soon enough, you'll be on it." 

Another slurp. 

"What?" Steve chokes, a chunk of unmixed protein powder lodging itself in his esophagus.

"Hm. Nothin'." 

“No, what did you–”

"Whoa! Sure is a party in here," Clint Barton jokes upon entering the kitchen, following in Tony's footsteps to the coffee maker. Compared to Tony, Clint takes his hangovers in full stride. It figures, too; the guy is a kinesiology-finance major with a nutritionist-business major of a girlfriend. Eyes full of light and mischief, hair already stylishly spiked even though he just rolled out of bed, he’s already in his usual workout shirt and sweatpants. Clint whistles to himself, taking a large tub of protein powder off the top of the fridge before fixing a shaker of protein coffee. Tony steps out of the way to the other side of the kitchen to lean against the stove, watching, lurking. 

"Not until you got here, Clint," Steve attempts. Clint doesn't turn around until he's shaking his protein shaker. Loudly. 

"You say sumn'?" He asks, smirking when Steve begins to shake his head and go back to his phone. 

"Steven, I kid, I kid.”

Steve gives a tight-lipped smile, looking down at his soggy Cheerios. The knot in his chest tightens. The milk smells sour.

“Hey, Steve.”

Steve looks up, locking eyes with Clint. He swallows, hands gripping the newspaper and crumpling the comics section– his favorite. 

“You have fun last night?” Clint asks, dropping more powdered supplements into his shaker. 

“Y-Yeah, it was fun.” 

“You see any cute honeys you like?” Clint waggles his brow. 

Steve’s face burns. His eyes dart to Tony, who’s hiding a knowing smirk behind his coffee mug. 

“I think, yeah,” he shrugs. 

Clint laughs, lips morphing into a knowing, dark grin. “Well if you think they were cute last night, just wait ‘til Friday. You’ll believe it, then.”

Another vague nod to Friday. Steve’s brow furrows, leaning forward in his chair. “What do you mean by that?” 

Clint blinks, surprised at the confrontation, and sets his shaker down on the counter before approaching the kitchen table, hands slamming into the wood. Steve’s cereal sloshes, splashing a bit onto the screen of his phone. 

“You wanna ask me that again, Steven?” Clint hisses with a challenging smirk. “Go ahead, y’know I can’t hear real well. I didn’t hear ya the first time.” He leans in with a hand cupped to his ear and a mocking face. “What’s that? Huh?”

“Nothin’,” Steve mumbles. 

“Sorry, what?”

“Nothing.” Steve’s knuckles are white.

“Sorry! Come again?” Clint’s smirk grows wider the further he leans in. 

Steve stands abruptly, slamming his own palms onto the table. “I said–!”

“You said what?”

Steve and Clint turn to the direction of Bucky’s voice as it drifts into the kitchen before he and Sam do. Hands pocketed, brow raised, ponytail bobbing, Bucky looks sternly between Steve and Clint. Sam mirrors him with the ghost of a smirk on his lips. Steve straightens instantly; Clint follows suit, stretching a hand out to Sam to exchange high fives. Steve’s eye twitches.

“Hm?” Bucky questions, stopping in the middle of the kitchen. He looks from Tony– who just nurses his coffee, checking stocks on his phone– to Clint– who lifts his hands in defense, acting confused– and finally to Steve– who sets his jaw, trying his best to level his breathing and frustration. 

Steve swallows, gritting his teeth. “I didn’t say anything.” He tries to keep his tone level, convincing. Bucky nods, gaze shifting to Clint. 

“Nothin’, boss, y’know me.” Clint’s lips twitch along with his brow. 

Bucky’s eyes dart between them before he turns back to Sam, who leans against the fridge with crossed arms. Steve locks eyes with him for a second longer before he turns to Bucky and shrugs. The moment hangs in the air, silent and tense, like every other time all five of them are alone in the same room. Steve’s always the one that feels the tension, though. 

“As you were,” Bucky concludes. The kitchen reverts back to normal as everyone resumes the start to their days. Steve stands idly by, looking down at his milk-coated paper and phone, his breakfast soggy and ruined. He sighs and begins to clean up. Before he leaves the kitchen, Bucky grabs his arm, stopping him in his tracks. 

“Forgot to ask. You inviting anyone?” 

Steve responds with a confused look.

Bucky rolls his eyes. “To the party, Stevie,” he clarifies, flashing a smile differing from his usual, knowing smirk. 

Steve hesitates, looking to Sam then back to Bucky. “Kinda, yeah,” he shrugs. All eyes are on him and the kitchen stills once again. Bucky’s brow rockets up his forehead.

“Yeah? Who?”

Steve’s Adam's apple bobs. “Uh, just–just a friend. From class.”

“But who?” Bucky’s grip on Steve’s arm tightens. 

“She’s just a–” Steve immediately bites his tongue. It's too late. 

“She? You have a she-friend?” Clint asks incredulously. Even Tony looks at Steve from behind his lowered sunglasses. All eyes are on the blond whose eyes dart around helplessly. 

“I–Wh–She’s just a friend from class, that’s it,” Steve defends, heat pooling in his cheeks as he stares pointedly into Bucky’s cool blues. Bucky holds him for a second more before releasing his arm, dusting off Steve’s shoulders, smiling. 

“We’ll make sure to give her a real warm welcome, then,” Bucky winks. 

Unnerved, Steve quickly makes his way out of the kitchen and up the stairs to his room while mixed conversations from the kitchen chase after him. He doesn’t bother listening. Once he enters his room, he triple checks the locks on the door before slouching into his secondhand office chair. Popping in earbuds, he hits play on the album he fell asleep to the night prior as his fingers fly over his phone’s keyboard, coming to a stop when the adrenaline does. 

He reads over the text, chewing his lip, and hits send.

Hey, it’s Steve

who?

Meathead.

oh i know just wanted to hear u say it

Don’t you mean see it?

damn. got me there

nice first attempt at texting btw. solid 8/10, good introduction

8/10??

What can a guy do to earn a 10/10?

hmm

come by the cafe later and try a new drink i made ;)

Deal.

[quinnmorgendorffer]

gob x tony

Oh boy okay okay first of all thank you for asking and sorry for taking so long to reply!!!

anyway.....

I am not exaggerating or speaking hyperbolically when I say that Gob/Tony is truly one of the best modern, CANON gay romances ever put to film.

First off, you have Gob's whole backstory. He's the disappointment, the one who should be the one to inherit his dad's company but is too incompetent compared to his younger brother. It's, again, canon that he's kept around to commit crimes for his family, use his charm, and - this one is his own thought process - fuck people to help the business.

He's the unwanted son, the bullet in his parents' shotgun wedding, canonically his mom's least favorite child and definitely not that high on his dad's list, either. The man is desperate for love throughout the whole show, leading to him freaking out when he thinks his girlfriend doesn't appreciate his magical abilities or using his bachelor party to try to frame someone for murder just because his dad's the one planning it. He cries when he thinks his brother didn't listen to his CD! He just wants people to love and appreciate him and it never seems to work.

Then he meets Tony. And even in "Sword of Destiny", Tony is impressed by him! And Tony takes enough interest to come to his wedding illusion and seem vaguely impressed as well - and note that no one from his family came to the wedding at all except Tobias, and that was just because he got an acting gig!

And, though they both were faking at first, Tony listens to him. Tony doesn't judge him. Tony is just as ridiculous as him, is just as "same" as him, and obviously feels a need to be around him for more than the Fakeblock scam, just like how Gob obviously wants to be around him for more than just to ruin his career. After all, they're both disappointed and hurt when they think the other is straight, not just angry and mad they did this for nothing like you would think if they didn't have feelings for each other.

And Gob, the man who consistently tries to run away from his problems - including even Tony at first in the beginning of s5 - becomes someone who actually proposes that they go on the road together, that Tony runs away with him. And then when he finds out that Tony is still really alive, he's the one who tracks him down and brings him back to Newport Beach.

And Tony, someone shown to not give a damn about anybody - he surely isn't romantic with Sally and he was doing something with his brother's widow ("it's fucked up") - cares so much about Gob. He tries at first to gently let him down when he's denying his own feelings. He apologizes for "missing" their sex date. He doesn't laugh at Gob for getting his words mixed up ("branding each other's taint"), which most everyone else does to him whether he realizes it or not ("the matriarch, if you will" "sure, I will"). He even agreed to do the 2nd of July float, and I cannot believe someone as show-boat-y as Tony fucking Wonder, someone who has to be the center of attention, would do a combined magician act for just anyone. And that's not even getting into the look of pure fucking LOVE Tony gives Gob in the series finale or how he's the one to suggest "Just hands!" to him.

And, outside of the canon of the show, I've seen some people say it started as a homophobic joke and I truly do not believe that. From my knowledge, Mitch basically made Gob a magician because it was funny. And you know what's funnier than one magician? Two magicians! And since magic is still weirdly a man's world, of course a magician couple happens to be two men. Will Arnett even said the story is sweet and is about Gob finding a connection he's never had before. And since they were planting hints of Gob's sexuality for YEARS, I find it hard to believe they were trying to be homophobic in any way. (Though, tbh, I have to agree with Maeby that "Gay Gob is funny.")

Anyway, I'll stop there. But tl;dr, Blunder is a true fucking masterpiece of romance and I will take no critiques on that.

Send me a ship and I’ll give you my (brutally) honest opinion on it

[walkingshcdow]

@alittlefirebirdtoldme | Percy x Keres

That some rival gang had kicked Andrew’s ass into a coma wasn’t all that surprising. Andrew had the habit of shooting off his mouth when maybe he’d be better off silent. He also crossed into plenty of territory he shouldn’t have. No surprise there. You know what was bloody gob-smacking? He had a fiancee. Pretty thing. Dark hair, wide gray eyes, buttoned up like she’d taken holy orders. Not at all Andrew’s type. Percy thought of kinder eyes and a Sturmovian drawl. Did Cedric know Andrew had a girl in the city? A human girl? Not that Percy could judge, not really. She wasn’t really a pretty thing. She was damned gorgeous. Not Andrew’s type, but if his husband was consenting, who was Percy to turn up his nose to plural marriage? It was customary for an elf to take multiple partners. Percy hadn’t remarried since his wife’s death and everyone looked at him like some kind of circus freak for it. No, he was in no position to judge Andrew - except that he was Andrew’s big brother and it came with the territory. 

Andrew would’ve hated the hospital if he was awake. The Guild packed into the room, claiming blood relation and gawking at Andrew in a way that was anything but flattering. Even the most attention-seeking asshat would blush with modesty. Andrew’s fiancee - Keres. Percy ought to call her by her first name if she was gonna be his sister-in-law - folded in on herself. She looked everywhere but at Percy, who tracked her like a mark. Couldn’t get a read on her. His lips twitched to the side.

“You sure she’s his fiancee?” he asked the nurse, voice low and quiet. “I know my brother and somethin’ just feels-”

“She’s more than that,” the nurse said. “She’s his guardian angel.”

“Don’t see a halo.”

“She saved his life,” the nurse elaborated. “You might show some gratitude, Mr. Brightstar. From what I hear, you’d be talking to the folks down in the morgue if it wasn’t for her.”

Percy hummed softly in assent. Gratitude, he could do. Even if nothing else about this made sense, at least Andrew was alive. He signed the papers the nurse offered him - everything an emergency contact should do - and then sidled up to Keres, who was staring out the window like she’d rather be anywhere but here.

“I know this is one hell of a way t’ meet your in-laws,” he said quietly, “but what ya did for Andrew… Can’t thank ya enough. My brother is a right pain in the ass, but I dunno what I’d do without him. Nevermind Daphne. It’d break her heart if somethin’ had happened t’ him. I mean, I guess somethin’ did, huh? You happened t’ him. You saved his life and I dunno how t’ thank ya properly ‘cept t’ say welcome to the family.”

Meanwhile, as he tried to muster a smile for Keres, Daphne, stricken, whispered secrets to her uncle’s unconscious body with the kind of reverence humans reserved for confession. Percy swallowed hard. Smiling didn’t come naturally in situations like these - brother fighting for his life, his new sister-in-law trying to disappear into the bland wallpaper, daughter acting like this was a deathbed, and…

And Toni was definitely checking out the fiancee. Bloody hell. What a nightmare. 

[badnew2005]

charlie’s dennis mask something something arrested development gob x tony mask scene

[anonymous-tals]

Silly little sketch of them talking on the night of their second date.

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(Southern Vangard) Episode 369 - Southern Vangard Radio

BANG! @southernvangard #radio Ep369! We’re back from summer break, Vangardians, let’s get into it. We have WORLD EXCLUSIVES from the upcoming CUSE WILLIAMS & VANDERSLICE project as well as gobs on that new new you tune in every week for, so go ahead and press play, hit your knees and throw up ya little prayer hand emojis ‘cause YOU WAAAAALCOME!!!!! #SmithsonianGrade #WeAreTheGard // southernvangard.com // @southernvangard on all platforms #undergroundhiphop #boombap #DJ #mixshow #interview #podcast #ATL #WORLDWIDE #RIPCOMBATJACK

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