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i’ve been thinking about this comment for a full year

never not bringing up this comment its the funniest thing ever

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as of right now i have been addicted to writing danbert. they’re so silly. herbert’s dialogue is so fun to write. i have two up on my page if u guys want to check it out

fic under the cut!!

He was a scientist—a man of reason, detached from the crude mechanics of the body. Yet his rationalizations faltered under the weight of his yearning.

He couldn’t let himself give in to these base impulses. He was a scientist, a scholar—not some hormonal teenager pining after his best friend. With a deep, shuddering breath, Herbert straightened, forcing himself to regain composure. He wouldn’t knock on Dan’s door. He wouldn’t confess these sordid thoughts. He was better than that. He had to be.

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can you write more sidney fics? theyre so good im obsesseddd!!

damn i really should tbh

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more tatney writing maybe???........ if. you. haha want or something

i really should, unfortunately they really don’t perform well 😭😭 which sucks bc im a lesbian and so they’re easier and a little more fun to write.

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my worlds collide

recently watched south park: bigger, longer and uncut.

TELL ME WHY THERE WAS A BIG ASS PICTURE OF SKEET ULRICH ON SATAN’S BEDROOM WALL

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i had to write tatum/sidney smut. im sorry. the gun was to my head (lie).

i actually love them so much. there is not nearly enough about these two for the amount of chemistry they have. as a lesbian who is grasping for any good smut at all, this is somewhat self indulgent. this was written with a no murder au in mind (i want my precious girls to be happy and alive), but if you want to make it potentially angsty, be my guest.

side note: look at that gif. those girls are kissing just as much as their gay ass boyfriends. if not, more.

fic and summary under the cut!!

“My turn,” Tatum giggled. Sidney’s heart pounded in her chest as she tried to think of something, anything to say or do that would break the spell, but she was at Tatum’s whim.

“Okay…” Sidney managed to say, her voice trembling slightly as she met Tatum’s mischievous gaze, “Dare.”

“Kiss me,” Tatum said, almost too quickly to be casual. Sidney’s breath caught in her throat, her heart hammering as Tatum’s words hung in the air.

“You sure you’re not…. grossed out?” Tatum said. Her anxiety presented itself in full. Her eyebrows drew together as she tried to maintain her smile, “I mean I— I know a lot of girls think it’s weird but I—“

“Tate!” Sidney interjected, an inch away from more than just friends. “I’m positive.”

“Then kiss me alre—“

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greasy, ugly, dirty, freaky, stupid, annoying, psychotic, disgusting, rude, manic, creepy, uncaring, unfunny, mean, nasty, hateful, boring, violent, crazy, cruel, horrible, gross, filthy, awful, pathetic, obnoxious, insane, terrible, toxic, ridiculous, evil, weird, freak

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my formal diagnosis

too much stuilly …

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me and chappell roan have lived the exact same life istg

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hii i'd love it if you voted for me on @the-faggot-brackets poll as the gayest person ever <3 thank you :)

but im the gayest person ever >:((

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ok so i recently got into scream and…… i love my two little gay murder boys too much not to write ab them. it’s pride month i had to.

the first one is them being somewhat normal and healthy plus bottom billy. just a cute little movie night.

the second……. not so much. very much dead dove do not eat. tldr; they get away with murder and fuck nasty style about it

both are smut tho

fics and summaries under the cut!!

Billy nodded, “Yeah… I wanna try,” he breathed, his voice barely more than a whisper, hardly able to grasp what he had just agreed to. His heart raced, his mind struggling to keep up with the sudden shift in their dynamic. It was a tantalizing offer; his pulse quickened, anticipation and nervous excitement coiling tightly within him.

“Good boy.”

As the heavy thud of Billy’s Doc Martens reverberated behind him, a wave of relief washed over him like a baptism of fire. With a newfound sense of purpose, he rose from his spot on the bloodstained ground, the delicious, searing pain of his side finally registering in his consciousness. Despite the agony coursing through his veins, he couldn’t help but feel a perverse sense of satisfaction at the lengths he would go to protect his Billy.

also if u like my scream content, im finishing up a cute little tatum/sidney smut oneshot bc there is simply not enough of them (and f/f smut in general but i digress). be sure to take a peek!!

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queer discourse is pissing me offfff lately like bro let my bi girl’s homeboy go to pride he isn’t bothering anyone 😭😭

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everyone reblogging this is opening my eyes

love shipping old dudes that hate each other. if no one else is shipping old dudes who hate each other, its me.

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i am just a little lesbian out here giving straight girl that gives lesbian. it really is a hard life attracting weird self proclaimed feminist men who aggressively tell me they have “no problem with gay people” when i tell them i’m not interested.

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Omg bestie your fic is my absolute FAVORITE to read! I love how hot and steamy Lawrence and Adam get!

OMG STOOOOP THANK YOU SO MUCH 🤭

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i want to push mark hoffman down the stairs so he goes *thunk thunk thunk* ljke a big box when he falls

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GET THIS GUY A FUCKIN MANICURE GOOD GOD.