#tony lied

[legalandnotease]

No, The Sokovia Accords could not "just be changed"

We need to talk about this.

Tony Stark fans are very keen on repeating the claim Tony made in Captain America: Civil War that the Avengers could simply sign the Accords and then get them changed to make them more acceptable at a later point.

Play ball now, negotiate later.

Sounds reasonable right?

Except from a legal perspective this is patent nonsense.

Anybody who has ever had to sign a contract or legal document, or indeed any lawyer could tell you that you it is next to impossible to make changes after the fact. i.e after signing.

You read the contract and you make changes before signing: otherwise that's it. Once you sign you are obligated to abide by the terms of the contract in every point.

Now, there are certain very limited circumstances where you can change a contract after signing, but these are few and far between. It also takes time, money and a lot of legal wrangling. It is a nightmare.

This is why, at the risk of repeating myself, you read the law or contract, and you ask a lawyer to make changes before you sign. Even if this process takes weeks or months because you do not want to be bound to the terms of a contract which may negatively impact you.

What Tony was saying was bullshit, and he knew it. He had dealt with contracts before, and knew how they worked. He knew they couldn't "sign now and change later" so he lied.

Just like he lied about getting Bucky into a psych ward. According to a deleted scene, Bucky had already been sentenced to extadition, and Tony could not simply reverse that judgement. Besides, T'Challa was not going to stand for some white dude telling him what he could do.

[littlelilikoi]

boku wa doctor... 🌸

[secondstar-acorn]

tony collette heard lincoln “titanic baby” li wilson had the wildest backstory and went alright watch this *reveals he’s a boy turned talking cat turned boy who was raised by two gay n*zi sympathisers and also the mob and also failed to get his driver’s license due to his inability to parallel park and also dodged the war draft to go sell cars in dewar and also the reason he’s lived so long is bc his gay italian dads keep showing up with marbles representing his feline nine lives and he named himself after a misspelled corvette but that was his original last name anyway and—*

[s-38-n]

This is just shitpost but I kinda had to do it. So dndads characters as the weezer album covers

[totallyaccurateavengersquotes]

TONY: Stephen and I--

PETER: Are getting married?

STEPHEN: No, we--

HARLEY, PULLING OUT A GIANT BINDER: Sit down. We've planned out the entire thing.

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

joking aside, I love this site. I have learned so much from this site. I have received so much love and support from this site, and I hope to be here for years to come (especially now that we accidentally won Least Worst Social Media Platform, despite our very best efforts)

that being said, taking a break was really helpful for me mentally. it made me realize how much pressure I was putting on myself to keep people entertained so they would like me. I'm talking like, 'rereading & editing a single dumb shitpost a dozen times a day' levels of overthinking.

So yeah: I love it here, I plan to keep making people (and myself) laugh, but going forward I'm going to be putting less pressure on myself to be as entertaining/active as i used to aim for. Less "I choked on my gogurt" levels of humor, more "sensible chuckle." (sometimes I may even indulge in a joke that purposefully fails to resonate with the audience! it will be quite a mischievous little treat for me 🤭.)

anyways please be patient if my posts lack a certain pizzazz going forward. the pizzazz is out of stock. no there is none in the back room. the pizzazz is on back order ok. no I'm not paying for expedited shipping. our supplier is experiencing a shortage. pizzazz is a controlled substance, do you have no understanding of the paperwork involved? piss off with your piddling pizzazz

TLDR if you think my posts were mediocre before just u wait sweetheart you ain't seen nothing yet. (they are going to get worse. what I'm saying is they are going to get even more underwhelming. i feel good about this.)

[cosmicterrorthe8th]

The gay dads in dndads always have the most batshit family dynamics. First there is the li Wilson family which is a whole can of worms from grant the sniper to Marco the Hitman(hc) to lincoln the Titanic baby

Second is Tony collete s gay Italian witch dads that love their housecat more than their son and kill the son and turn their housecat into their new son and immediately abandon him who are assassins too

[roseillith]

英雄 // HERO (2002) dir. ZHANG YIMOU

[eleanoroliphant]

Il cast di Sanremo 2025 fotografato da Joseph Cardo per Vanity Fair

[yasperapologist]

[logansgaar]

"'Rescuing' Wanda from a place she doesn't even want to leave, a safe place" was such a batshit insane line they had Tony say with Peter Parker sitting right there, like I don't know how more people don't see how detached from logic Tony became believing he was right.

He had the audacity to lecture Steve about bringing Wanda, a 27 year old woman under house arrest because someone else's bomb went off who participated in her own rescue because she did in fact want to leave, being there when he'd just committed a war crime by kidnapping Peter, a 14 year old boy who said no, from his safe home in Queens to be a child soldier, and grooming him (which btw does not exclusively mean sexual, it also means "the action of attempting to form a relationship with a child or young person [...] or inducing them to commit an illegal act"...like illegal entry into a foreign country or vigilantism that had literally just been outlawed via the Accords).

To be absolutely clear, I think we're supposed to acknowledge this glaring flaw in Tony's logic here, the point is supposed to be that for as well intentioned as Tony is, the statement "you're wrong, you think you're right, that makes you dangerous" applies to him. And it's honestly sad how many people in the last decade missed that entirely

[secondstar-acorn]

matt going “he shouldn’t have said the b word” and calling back to s2 while tony is actively dying is So Dungeons and Daddies. lincoln li wilson possessed him in that moment

[wormymcwormson]

I miss you, tony pepperoni ✌️🕊️

[cowboyshit]

[supercalifragipopculturevomit]

ICONS ONLY: BABY BRÜHLS

Long been meaning to do a follow-up to THIS POST. This one right here is a 3x3 of soft Danny characters—the ones you just want to hug, coddle, and protect. The ones incapable of hurting a fly and would, most definitely, lose in a fight. There's an interview of Daniel out there (I just can't recall which one) where he says he loves playing losers and ordinary guys. I also used that as a guide in creating this collection.

p.s. for an entire wall of DB icons, there's also THIS.

[haveyouseenthismovie-poll]