#tom-brady

[brucewp]

A Year in Review: BSMW Newsletter 2024

As we look back on the inaugural year of the BSMW.email newsletter, it’s clear that 2024 was a transformative year for Boston sports in many ways. From seismic shifts in the Patriots organization to the Celtics 18th NBA title, our coverage aimed to provide insightful commentary and analysis on the ever-changing landscape of Boston sports and media. This end of the year newsletter is free for all…

[annieqattheperipheral]

shocked ultimate hockey nerd matthew tkachuk wasn't included in this challenge, guess that'd be unfair to everyone else, but his long-time apprentice was:

NHL JERSEY NUMBERS QUIZ!! play along:

winner:

runner-up and winner are so completely unsurprising lmao. hockey nerd families amirite

[ildiavoloro55o]

Help why does this look like Tom Brady bout to throw hands with James for Logan!! 😂😂

[marisatomay]

tom brady is so funny because he could have retired last season at a nice height while everyone in sports was out there sucking his dick calling him the GOAT but nooooooooooo he had to throw a fit and renege on his retirement to play one more season because some sports journalist on twitter broke that he was retiring before he could say it himself and now look at him. his hot supermodel wife left him, he had a losing record, lost the wildcard game, choked so badly in his final game in front of tom cruise that cruise left early, everyone knows he’s a little bitch, his team hates him, gronk already retired, and he’s stuck announcing his retirement via a front facing direct to camera video on twitter. the eagles are back in the super bowl. couldn’t have scripted it better myself. mwah.

[thornescratch]

Best description: "This picture really has a 'got caught rough-housing on the playground, and now they each have to talk to the vice principal' vibe."

[evermoredeluxe]

Tom Brady via Instagram stories attending The Eras Tour in Miami, FL on October 18, 2024

[wouldyourecognizethisperson-poll]

[barbara-on-myspace]

Remember, these celebs wouldn’t even piss on you if you were on fire. They do not care if you live or if you die. So what’s stopping you from blocking them? Are you really riding their dick like that?

[tricksterlatte]

New story idea: We begin with the son of famous athlete Tom Brady, years after the NFL player himself went missing. Our protag, let’s call him Tom Brady Jr., is now a beloved sportsball player in his own right, but always lives in his father’s shadow. As a result, Tom Jr. resents him. One day, his home stadium and city are attacked by a space whale mid-match, and as a result he is isekai’d to another world.

There he finds out technology is mostly forbidden, and cultic religion reigns supreme, but football is still real! Everything is okay because ball is life. He meets new friends and overhears that a local girl, the daughter of Jesus the 84th, is about to embark on a race to become Jesus the 85th. So he tags along. They grow closer and closer with every passing day, forming a bond because they both understand growing up in your father’s shadow.

Then our football loving son finds out Tom Brady is this world’s evil space whale, who keeps destroying every city in his wake, though Tom Jr. has no clue why. After this, the Pope is assassinated and replaced by an incel Pope, who wants to marry Jesus the 85th so they can perish together. So they all kill the incel Pope, and later they kill him two more times just to be sure! Tom Jr. finds out Jesus the 85th will be dying for everyone’s sins and he doesn’t like that, but later finds out this will accomplish nothing in the long run. Their dads and friends prepared them for this! They kill the concept of sin, and also god, and a bunch of other gods, and now Jesus the 85th is just some girl again.

Unfortunately, Tom Brady Jr. was a Bible fanfic character all along, written into existence after the apocalypse wiped out computers and everything except football. As a result, he fades from existence, because god kinda kept him alive. He fades away, along with his samurai godfather, after jumping off the top of an airplane, and Jesus the 85th is left behind with her goth best friend, another football player who helped kill the pope with his favorite football, a furry, and her cousin.

Anyways I love Final Fantasy X.

[kingsoverjacks]

Stunning Bridget Moynihan

[brucewp]

Mazz: Whoops, I did it again

For someone who insists he is a firm believer in “racial and social equality”, Tony Massarotti is building quite a history of saying racist things while on the air. Massarotti has already been suspended once, back in February of 2023: Felger was broadcasting from New Orleans, when Massarotti said on-air that Felger should watch two Black people behind him. He told his co-host that they might…

[annieqattheperipheral]

nhl players: i permit the nhl to use an image of my likeness in promotional materials

the nhl:

"hockey players have no personality" nhl: i beg your fucking pardon???????

[bengalsbliss]

New from the White Party

[redbuddi]

Man I'm glad the stuff that happens in comic books don't happen in reality or the discourse online would be rancid

[haveyouseenthismovie-poll]

[nhlplayers]

Joe burrow and Tom Brady with Michael Rubin, at Michael Rubin’s All White Party