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nhl players: i permit the nhl to use an image of my likeness in promotional materials
the nhl:
"hockey players have no personality" nhl: i beg your fucking pardon???????
#hockeyblr#hit track#zamboni#I'm not ashamed at how hard i laughed#filip forsberg#jack eichel#tage thompson#tom wilson#brady tkachuk#john tavares#jason robertson#adam fox#travis konecny#hampus lindholm#mario ferraro#nashville predators#vegas golden knights#buffalo sabres#washington capitals#ottawa senators#toronto maple leafs#dallas stars#new york rangers#philadelphia flyers#san jose sharks#boston bruins
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had a fucking hilarious dream that tumblr replaced the "block" function with the far funnier "glock" function, which did the exact same thing except whenever anyone blocked you a random bullet hole, like a png of a bullet hole, would appear on your blog. discourse blogs were unreadable bc you'd go to the page and the sheer amount of bullet hole pngs stacked over the blogs obscured everything. I woke myself up laughing
#normally I don't chronicle my dreams here but fucking hell that one was funny#I think this would genuinely make tumblr better tbh#@ staff do this cowards#spy has thoughts#my life is a sitcom and i am my own laugh track#functional website#spy's smash hits#Glock function#edit for everyone in the notes saying 'everyone clapped'#I know I can't prove to you that it happened for real you're just gonna have to trust me on this#but I swear on my goddamn life I'm not making this up#I make so many conscious puns that sometimes my subconscious cooks up a real good one
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"How come there's no multi-war chess?"
Tim looked up at the entity that had been haunting him for the past few weeks now, "What does that even mean?"
"You know how chess is basically a game about two kingdoms going to war with eachother?" The being asked, his white gloves gesturing about lazily, "well wouldn't it make sense for chess competitions to make the players go into the next round with only the pieces that "survived" the last war? It would be more interesting."
Danny smirked as he watched Mr. Drakes mind whirring at all the new strategies and potential. Comforted in the knowledge that Mr. Drake wasn't going to get much paperwork done tonight, let alone have time to work on his project for the competition, Danny let himself vanish from the other boys office.
All he needed to do was keep distracting Tim from the competition and that prize was all Tuckers.
He just prayed Sam didn't find out he was doing this or that he was getting chased around by bats every other night or else she'd kill him the rest of the way
#dpxdc#prompts#fanfiction prompts#danny phantom#tim drake#tucker foley#danny has suspicions that the waynes and the bats are connected somehow and is tormenting tim with that too#tim is mad hes been benched with this unknown stalking him constantly#they cant track him or hit him and its driving them nuts#danny fenton#tucker begged danny to do this since he didnt think he could beat tim fairly#idk what the prize for the competition is. yall decide#Constantine either isnt touching this with a 10 foot pole or has no idea what this guy is and is obsessed with finding out#batman#danny is homeless and has nothing better to do than bother this rich guy with classic hauntings and witty banter 24/6#i ment 24/7 but yeah he can take a day off i guess
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Dcxdp
Biofam 5/5
Waylon always missed his little brother. Over the years, he used his memories of little Jack to keep going and trying to get better. Waylon would do anything to see his brother again, but gave up hope on that after mom abandoned him and told him how he was only Jack’s half brother and how she didn’t want him corrupting her good son.
Jack would never forget his big brother. His mom tried, but he wouldn’t forget. Even after she lost custody of him, and he ended up being adopted by the Fentons, he still looked for his big brother, and made sure to tell his kids all about him.
Jazz was only supposed to be touring her college campus, but the minute she saw the giant of a man hiding in the alley, she knew her day was about to get a whole lot crazier.
Waylon was sitting and taking a breather when footsteps approached. He looked up, ready to start running, but was startled to see a girl with red hair and his brother’s eyes smiling awkwardly at him.
“So, this is awkward, but is your name Waylon?”
He slowly nodded, and she smiled.
“Dad talks about you a lot. He’s going to be so excited to see you, I better make sure mom is driving.” She pulls out her phone and clicks on a contact before he can respond.
“What’s up, Jazzypants?”
He knew that voice. It was more mature and deeper than the last time he had heard it, but he knew his little brother’s voice.
“Jack?”
#dc x dp#dcxdp#waylon jones#funny#cute#angst#Jack was driving#he immediately sped towards them#he hit the joker with his car on the way#and caused thousands in property damage#when the bats track him down he’s bear hugging Killer Croc#and his daughter just sighs and apologizes to them
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I unironically love that every single Splatoon game’s story mode is like “and btw the love you have for the people around you is so important, so strong, capable of breaking down any barrier, it is the second most powerful force in the universe. the first is how good this music is”
#Splatoon#Idle Chatter#EVERY TIME WE HIT A FINALE TRACK I TEAR UP A LITTLE#music makes me sentimental
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Here's my controversial opinion; if you're trying to write Bruce as a non-abusive, good parent, you should also write him respecting his kids' privacy, boundaries, and not stalking&surveying them.
#my dc posting#dc#batfamily#batman#bruce wayne#dick grayson#jason todd#tim drake#damian wayne#looking thru ur kids phone tracking them giving them no privacy etc etc is deeply damaging#but yall aint ready for the ''stalking is their love language' is super toxic' conversation </3#also can we retire the JL being completely chill about it. 'batman just knows things' not being bothered their secret identities were found#out etc can we. stop coddling the batfam#i just need someone anytime to please just call them out like 'hey dont fucking surveil me' like that is actually extremely unethical#and its frankly not hard to write a batman who doesnt invade his kids privacy n boundaries etc#controversially when reading fic where theyre supposed to be healthy n getting along i want to actually feel like its deserved n good for t#hem#instead of sitting there going 'woo thats toxic' 'oh that even worse' 'why are we passing over all that'. like i dont wanna be thinkin they#should go no-contact when its supposed to be fuffy n good :(#like if you can write away the hitting n other abuse why is this the one thing that just must always stay#like genuinely it aint hard to write a parent not stalking their children. actually maybe i should remind you all that stalking is not good#or funny#like i feel like w all the joking some of us are actually forgetting its not good. ever. like absolutely never dont stalk ppl#eh idk. this is why i cant stay in any one fandom too long bc i start developing Opinions which inevitably make me hostile to like#90% of the fandom's content 😔
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I just keep circling back to “I find the artifacts/Cried over a hat/Cursed the space that I needed/I trace the evidence/Make it make some sense/Why the wound is still bleeding” as we slowly get more information about this album.
#taylor swift#ttpd#the tortured poets department#hits different#especially since hd is in kinda a weird space in terms of midnights as a whole#like she worked with both Aaron and Jack on it and it wasn’t part of the 3 am or standard and is just a bonus track
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max and lando complaining about charles not getting a penalty in parc ferme, presidential alert the girls are fightinggggg
#spain is serving away from the track bc drivers are such little bitches#i was gonna caption this another plane has hit the lestappen towers#f1#lando norris#max verstappen#charles leclerc#spanish gp 2024
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DID CONAN GRAY SERIOUSLY JUST SAY "DON'T BE SCARED LITTLE CHILD YOU'RE NO DEMON, THERE'S A GOD IN THE SKY DON'T BELIEVE HIM, DON'T BE SCARED LITTLE CHILD OF THAT FEELING, YOU'RE IN LOVE YOU FOUND HEAVEN"
#WHAT THE FUCK RESPECTFULLY#ON THE OPENING TRACK NO LESS#LET ME VIBE BEFORE YOU FUCKING DESTROY ME#conan gray#hitting the queer religious trauma vibes on that head#found heaven
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loving when ppl write toshinori (all might) as smart. like the golden retriever personality is his, but works scarily like present mics DJ persona- we've seen toshi get serious, we've seen him break down,, and we know he'd put his life on the line for his kids- yet he still manages to put on his signature smile. He's been a hero for a little around 35 years,, he obviously knows how things are run. He knows police procedures off the back of his hand, he knows how to learn everything there is about a person in 30 seconds flat, he knows the tells of a disaster in progress, he has the hero mindset to a Tee. If the dorky personality helps villains not notice the cogs turning in his eyes, it's just a slight perk.
Edit: upon seeing the reblog by @rurounivash I've realised that yeah lowk he goofs out on some things, sometimes he does just airhead his way through the day because damn, you can't expect the man to be vigilant 24\7 BUT, he does apply his godforsaken iq to learning how to do other things, i.e, teaching his kids
#my hero academia#bnha#mha#yagi toshinori#mha toshinori#all might#like lowky#hes calculating#he had to spend like 3 years doing underground-esque jobs before spptlight really hit him#he knows the ins outs of the underground from tracking down afo#even in his slim form hes like 6'7#hes fuciing terrifying#hes got like izuku level analysis#but hes menacing with it#like if u got izukus brain and mixed it with someone like aizawa#toshi js hides it better#the same goes for yamada actually#you know hes a fucking smartass#hes a bfg too#big fucking gun#not big friendly giant#both toshi and zashi are bfg's#we love to see it
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wish neil had punched andrew at least once not because andrew was an asshole but because he'd probably be into that. freak.
#i just know if neil had hit him in book one the romance wouldve been fast tracked#andrew wouldve been So interested and So annoyed by it bcus wym the runaway neurotic prey animal has the balls to hit me. scary evil monste#aftg#andreil#neil josten#andrew minyard
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I don’t like getting intense over petty things, but why are people calling large paragraphs “bad formatting” now. It’s just formatting. Sometimes, a larger paragraph serves its text well, and sometimes it doesn’t, and there is a LOT more that goes into making a text block readable than length alone.
Please please please fucking please stop inventing all-encompassing arbitrary rules about what features define “good” art and “bad” art.
#writeblr#i mean this lovingly and politely#flow of paragraphs is important to me!#if most of your paragraphs are three-to-one sentences that’s not necessarily a bad thing BUT#it does keep you from pulling off some real OOMPH stuff#for example;#large paragraphs to convey one-track racing thoughts#the absolute hit of a one-sentence wham line after a longer introspection#PARAGRAPH VARIETY#look variety in paragraph length ALSO helps people keep track of where they are in a text#in the same way that breaking up *too* large paragraphs can help!#babes i mean this very gently; if you struggle with large paragraphs then you may need to work on your attention span a little#(and that is not an indictment against you as a person)#also i struggle with continuous short paragraphs! It breaks up my reading experience & increases scroll time (sometimes for no reason)#much in the same way that overly large spaces between paragraphs makes me struggle#accessible text formatting is a nuanced topic#i’m sorry we just have so many feelings about this#related topics and actions are allowed to be kept in the same paragraphs for flow reasons okay??? okay
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CRYINGG
#ao3#‘and I’m not even kidding’ JRJSJRBAHD#iykyk#😭#leah rambles#swifite hits#kinda#tag me in everything! tracking: 'userleah'
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sketch request for @unnecessary-dinosaurs! she asked for brooklynn teaching darius how to skateboard 🛹 aftermath down below 👇
#YES THIS IS A REPOST ....... it didn't hit the tags the first time and then i got picky abt the color scheme 😩#tagging this as ship but feel free to tag however you want :) i like them either way#darilynn#dinostar#darlynn#darius bowman#brooklynn jwcc#jwcc brooklynn#jurassic world camp cretaceous#jwcc#camp cretaceous#mango art#mango's who-knows-how-many-day til chaos theory#<<< yes i know failed super hard on the “drawing everyday” goal#BUT i'm still gonna keep this tag because i think it'd be cool to track my progress (if any???)--#--from where i first started out this year to whenever chaos theory comes out
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Off The Beaten Track, episode 3, part 5/5
#max and gianni in this 😂#it's your 👌 fault that you hit 👌 that car 👌#f1#max verstappen#off the beaten track#my post
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