#tom & jerry cocktails

[retropopcult]

vintage cocktails from a 1946 Esquire magazine article, "This Is the Way to Make Your Favorite Drinks"

[oliviatom]

Action, drama, comedy, musical, romance, documentary, sci-fi, period pieces, crime, horror, thriller, mystery, etc. There’s nothing Tom Cruise can't do.

It's hard to understand why he hasn't won an Oscar, but he's already beyond the stage where he needs to prove himself with an Oscar. Instead, he has earned something far more valuable, the title of 'the last movie star in the world.' 👍

[itsalwaystomcruise]

Tom Cruise movies that I have on DVD (updated 2024)

[hauntedrain]

It's the pookies bday ‽

[sdrose93]

Question? 🥰

I just wanna know... what's y'all's favorite Tom Cruise movie? If you can pick one lol. It's hard for me to pick just ONE... I love ALL of his movies, he's awesome in all of them! But if I had to I'd go with Top Gun: Maverick, I just love the movie from beginning to end ❤❤

[shiftythrifting]

more of those fucking serving bowls, a Blair Witching Rabbit, Roblox, and Thanos Car Win Piston Cup

Cannery Row Antique Mall, CA

[eemcintyre]

Canvo Pro subscription strikes again with this playlist tribute to my main man (and his many iconic characters)

[enfys-squees]

It's Tom & Jerry time!

[eemcintyre]

10/10 must expand to all of his movies that I've seen:

"There is not a government agency or facility capable of even inconveniencing tom cruise for a second. watch him jump kick a guy through a wall or something"

lowkey "The Firm"

"Mission: Impossible" franchise

"Minority Report"

"Knight and Day"

lowkey "Jack Reacher" franchise

lowkey "The Last Samurai"

"tom cruise is breaking down so fucking hard at all times"

"Jerry Maguire"

"Eyes Wide Shut"

"Rain Man"

"Born on the Fourth of July"

"The Firm"

"Vanilla Sky"

"Rock of Ages"

"Edge of Tomorrow/Live. Die. Repeat."

lowkey "Cocktail"

lowkey "Far and Away"

"American Made"

lowkey "All the Right Moves"

"The Last Samurai"

"War of the Worlds"

"look at how fast tom cruise is going. are you jealous of the immense speed tom cruise is achieving"

"Top Gun" franchise

"Days of Thunder"

lowkey "Mission: Impossible" franchise

But wait we can't forget these other important categories!!

"tom cruise is an asshole who is eventually redeemed by the Power of Love"

"Cocktail"

"Vanilla Sky"

lowkey "Magnolia"

"Rain Man"

"Jerry Maguire"

”Rock of Ages”

"someone grab the tranquilizer gun. tom cruise is absolutely feral and he's LOOSE"

"Magnolia"

"Tropic Thunder"

"Interview with the Vampire"

"Collateral"

"The Outsiders"

lowkey "A Few Good Men"

"tom cruise can't stop making decisions solely with his dick and it throws his life into disarray"

"Cocktail"

"The Firm"

"Interview with the Vampire"

"Eyes Wide Shut"

"Vanilla Sky"

lowkey "Magnolia"

"Rock of Ages"

lowkey "Far and Away"

lowkey "Days of Thunder"

"tom cruise is the only one who can save us!!!"

"War of the Worlds"

"Oblivion"

"Valkyrie"

lowkey "A Few Good Men"

"Mission: Impossible" franchise

"Edge of Tomorrow/Live. Die. Repeat."

"Minority Report"

50 percent of tom cruise movies are “there is not a government agency or facility capable of even inconveniencing tom cruise for a second. watch him jump kick a guy through a wall or something” (ex. mission impossible series, minority report, jack reacher probably) and 40 percent of tom cruise movies are “tom cruise is breaking down so fucking hard at all times” (ex. jerry maguire, eyes wide shut) and ten percent of tom cruise movies are “look at how fast tom cruise is going. are you jealous of the immense speed tom cruise is achieving” (ex. top gun, days of thunder)

[onscreenkisses]

K I S S O G R A P H Y : ↳ Tom Cruise

LOSIN' IT (1983) / Shelley Long RISKY BUSINESS (1983) / Rebecca De Mornay ALL THE RIGHT MOVES (1983) / Lea Thompson LEGEND (1984) / Mia Sara TOP GUN (1986) / Kelly McGillis COCKTAIL (1988) / Elizabeth Shue DAYS OF THUNDER (1990) / Nicole Kidman FAR AND AWAY (1992) / Nicole Kidman THE FIRM (1993) / Jeanne Tripplehorn JERRY MAGUIRE (1994) / Renée Zellweger EYES WIDE SHUT (1999) / Nicole Kidman MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE II (2000) / Thandiwe Newton VANILLA SKY (2001) / Penélope Cruz AUSTIN POWERS IN GOLDMEMBER (2002) / Gwyneth Paltrow THE LAST SAMURAI (2003) / Koyuki MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE III (2006) / Michelle Monaghan VALKYRIE (2008) / Carice van Houten KNIGHT AND DAY (2010) / Cameron Diaz MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE — GHOST PROTOCOL (2011) / Paula Patton ROCK OF AGES (2012) / Malin Akerman OBLIVION (2013) / Olga Kurylenko EDGE OF TOMORROW (2014) / Emily Blunt AMERICAN MADE (2017) / Sarah Wright Olsen TOP GUN: MAVERICK (2022) / Jennifer Connelly

requested by anon

[ozzgin]

Second batch of gifts from grandma Ozz!

Dear 🦊 anon, I wasn't entirely sure what you meant with your request. Thus, I've brought you - quite literally - a big dog. I'm sure you know Spike from Tom and Jerry.

Dear drunk-on-christmas anon, it's nice to finally hear from you! Here's your requested stack of cash, and a little cocktail to help with your potential hangover. You mentioned whisky: this is a nice, refreshing blood orange whisky sour. 60ml whisky, 30ml (blood) orange juice, 22ml lemon juice, 14ml simple syrup. Pour everything in a shaker with ice and an egg white (or chickpea water), and mix. Very refreshing.

Dear 🌵 anon, welcome to the family. I offer you a collection of plants that will most certainly survive any kind of environment, along with the promised warm hug. Wishing you a lot of love, though you will always find plenty of it here.

Dear hand-biter spouse, here is your stash of freshly harvested limbs, all replenished. Wishing you a joyful holiday season and all the happiness in the world.

Dear 🐋 anon, it's good to be back. While you haven't asked grandma for a gift, I still made you a little festive hat to wear underwater. Enjoy your holidays!

Dear anon, here's your promised genie lamp. Stroke it carefully.

Dear @sarah22447, a merry, jolly Christmas from grandma Ozz! Here's Levi in a box. I thought you might appreciate this gift given your recent reblogs. Thank you for being a present member of the community.

Dear anon, here's an open fly. As requested. Hopefully I didn't misunderstand and end up committing a poorly timed comedic relief.

Dear sunny, I thank you for the holiday wishes. While I do celebrate Christmas in the commonly understood way, it's always lovely to learn about other people's festive traditions. In return, I offer you the sorcova. It's a Romanian handcraft and custom that happens on the first of January, where children visit door by door and offer blessings and fortune.

Dear @sephonophorae, consider it a done deal. Grandma Ozz will take care of it. Here's your certificate if you're ever in doubt: you'll always be my beloved grandson. Enjoy your holidays, kiddo!

[mitchellpete]

KINKTOBER 2023

My first Kinktober and first ever writing challenge! (Wish me luck..) But I’m super excited to see you guys request! Kinks from this list, which was super intimidating (lol). First time I realize English not being my first language is kind of a nuisance because some of those I would have absolutely no clue how to write.. BUT ALAS. I picked these out and hope that they’re fun. Also hope you guys don’t mind that I filled one of them out already but I figured since I’m already writing it for an old request..

Will be updating this as slots get filled, so request away!

Characters I write for are here (plus Iceman who I kind of want to start writing for), but I’m very flexible so if you want to ask about any other characters, please do!

18+ ONLY | MINORS DNI

Day 1 - Overstimulation

↳ Tom “Iceman” Kazansky | Top Gun

Day 2 - Public

↳ Ethan Hunt | Mission: Impossible

Day 3 - 69

↳ Pete “Maverick” Mitchell | Top Gun: Maverick

Day 4 - Thigh riding

↳ Pete “Maverick” Mitchell | Top Gun: Maverick

Day 5 - Spanking

↳ Tom “Iceman” Kazansky | Top Gun

Day 6 - Cockwarming

↳ Pete “Maverick” Mitchell | Top Gun: Maverick

Day 7 - Blindfold

↳ Vincent | Collateral

Day 8 - Size

↳ Tom “Iceman” Kazansky | Top Gun

Day 9 - Praise

↳ Pete “Maverick” Mitchell | Top Gun: Maverick

Day 10 - Handjob

↳ Cole Trickle | Days of Thunder

Day 11 - Cunnilungus

↳ Ethan Hunt | Mission: Impossible

Day 12 - Voyeurism

↳ Tom “Iceman” Kazansky & Pete “Maverick” Mitchell | Top Gun

Day 13 - Hate sex

↳ Tom “Iceman” Kazansky | Top Gun

Day 14 - Virginity

↳ Pete “Maverick” Mitchell | Top Gun

Day 15 - Dirty talk

↳ Pete “Maverick” Mitchell | Top Gun: Maverick

Day 16 - Begging

↳ Pete “Maverick” Mitchell | Top Gun

Day 17 - Edging

↳ Ethan Hunt | Mission: Impossible

Day 18 - Mirror sex

↳ Pete “Maverick” Mitchell | Top Gun: Maverick

Day 19 - Orgasm denial

↳ Vincent | Collateral

Day 20 - Face sitting

↳ Pete “Maverick” Mitchell | Top Gun: Maverick

Day 21 - Deepthroating

↳ Tom “Iceman” Kazansky | Top Gun

Day 22 - Creampie

↳ Tom “Iceman” Kazansky | Top Gun

Day 23 - Bath/shower

↳ Ethan Hunt | Mission: Impossible

Day 24 - Bondage

↳ Ethan Hunt | Mission: Impossible

Day 25 - Sex toys

↳ Ethan Hunt | Mission: Impossible

Day 26 - Brat taming

↳ Pete “Maverick” Mitchell | Top Gun: Maverick

Day 27 - Fingering

↳ Jerry Maguire

Day 28 - Uniform

↳ Pete “Maverick” Mitchell | Top Gun

Day 29 - Table sex

↳ Pete “Maverick” Mitchell | Top Gun: Maverick

Day 30 - Squirting

↳ Brian Flanagan | Cocktail

Day 31 - Biting

↳ Lestat de Lioncourt | Interview with the Vampire

[fanficshiddles]

Eternally Mine, Chapter 53

Loki let out a relaxed groan as he sank into the hot tub. Though his relaxed groan suddenly turned into a high-pitched scream, like something right out of a Tom and Jerry cartoon, he leapt off the ledge he’d been sitting on and darted across the tub next to Claire.

‘Ok… that ledge is not a seat. My balls just got blasted!’ He whined and reached down to check they were still intact from the high-pressure bubble blast.

Claire fell into a fit of laughter, so much so her stomach started to hurt. Loki just pouted at the way she was laughing at his misfortune.

When Claire managed to get herself under control, she scooted closer to him and put her hand on his thigh, slowly rubbing up a bit higher and slipping under his trunks.

‘Do you need me to rub them better?’ Claire asked teasingly.

‘Well, it might make them feel a little better...’ Loki grinned.

-

A little while later, Chris and Loki met at the car to go get food and drinks.

‘You’re looking rather smug. Already get it on in the pod?’ Chris chuckled.

‘Like you haven’t already too. I can tell by your face.’ Loki shot back with a smirk.

‘Are you worried about falling out of the bed and getting stuck between it and the wall, or is it just me? The room is tiny.’ Chris chuckled as they got in the car.

Loki threw his head back with laughter. ‘I haven’t been in the bed yet to see. But it is rather small and cosy looking.’ He said as Chris started the car up and began reversing out of the parking spot.

Louise was just heading over to Claire’s pod and waved at them as she walked over.

‘Ohh, got it on elsewhere huh? Don’t tell me you’ve already been chasing her through the woods?’ Chris asked.

‘Nah, the hot tub. The bubbles are an extra delight.’ Loki laughed.

Chris slammed the breaks on and stuck his head out the window to call on Louise. ‘LOU! We are going to host tonight, Loki and Claire have soiled their hot tub! Do not go in there!’

Louise nearly doubled over laughing, especially as Claire appeared on the decking.

‘Fine, fine. I’ll come to you.’ Claire said exasperatedly.

Louise gave Chris a thumbs up, then turned on her heels and headed back to their pod. Claire soon followed.

‘Disgusting, bro. Soiling the tub.’ Chris shook his head as he looked at Loki, who just laughed.

Claire rushed over to Louise’s pod, Louise was already in the hot tub. ‘Can’t believe you did it in the tub.’ She laughed at her.

‘It was fun. You should try it.’ Claire grinned as she jumped in.

‘And soil this tub too? Then we’d have nowhere for the four of us.’ Louise said as she nudged Claire.

‘True, true. Hopefully they bring back plenty of drink and food.’ Claire said as she sank further down in the water.

‘I’m sure they will. I still can’t believe that we have a bloody vampire in the family. I was so worried about Chris and Loki getting chucked out.’ Louise laughed.

‘I know, me too. Though would’ve been easy to sneak them back in as bats.’ Claire giggled.

When the guys returned, Chris lit the barbecue and they began cooking food while the drinks started flowing. Initially Chris had been worried about both him and Loki drinking, but they decided since they were in the middle of nowhere, no one knew where they were, that they’d be ok. They were out of the city where all the danger was.  

Loki and Chris were overseeing the barbecue with a drink in hand while Claire and Louise were still in the hot tub, with some cocktails. When they started giggling, Loki and Chris turned around to look over at them.

‘What are you two up to?’ Chris asked with a little smirk.

‘Nothing!’ Louise laughed.

Chris raised an eyebrow at her. ‘Oh really?’

Louise let out a laugh. ‘We were just saying what typical blokes you both are. Manning over the barbecue with beers in hand.’

Loki and Chris both looked down at said beer in their hands then at the barbecue and just shrugged in response.

‘You take over for a bit?’ Chris asked Loki as he held the tongs out to him.

‘Bet he clangs them together a few times.’ Claire whispered to Louise.

‘Sure.’ Loki nodded and took the tongs from Chris. Right as Claire said, he clanged them together a few times before turning the burgers.

Claire and Louise fell into a fit of laughter yet again. Chris just looked at them with confusion as he nipped inside to the bathroom.

Loki looked over his shoulder at them. ‘Behave!’

Louise laughed as she clambered out of the hot tub and went inside to top up her cocktail. When she was mixing it up, Chris snuck up behind her and made her jump when he attacked her neck with kisses and slipped his arms around her.

‘Gyaaaah! Sneaky vampire.’ She laughed as she melted back against him.

‘Why do I get the feeling that you and Claire are going to be trouble tonight?’ Chris hummed against her neck and chuckled.

‘Us? Trouble? Never!’ Louise grinned.

When the food was ready, the four of them all sat down at the picnic table to eat. From all the cocktails that the girls had already drank, they were glad to get some food to help level out the alcohol a bit.

Then they were straight back into the hot tub.

‘You’re going to turn into prunes, you’ve been in there hours already.’ Loki chuckled.

‘Come on, bro. Time to relax and join them now the foods done.’ Chris nudged Loki.

‘Yeah! Come on!’ Claire started splashing towards the vampires, though they weren’t close enough to get wet.

Chris pulled his shirt off over his head, then got rid of his trousers. Louise playfully wolf whistled at him, making him smirk and wink at her. He had his trunks on underneath so quickly hopped into the tub next to Louise.

Louise slipped right over to him and got comfortable on his lap. She couldn’t resist running her hands over his chest.

Loki was quick to do the same, he had put his trunks on underneath earlier too. When he slipped into the hot tub, Claire clung to his side.

‘Your balls recovered from the trauma earlier?’ She teased and ran her hand up his thigh, dangerously high.

‘Behave, pet.’ Loki growled and grabbed her hand as he kissed her.

‘Hey, no getting busy in our tub.’ Chris jumped in with.

‘We will be on our best behaviour.’ Loki said as he put his hands up.

‘Yeah, suuuuure.’ Louise giggled.

‘What trauma, by the way?’ Chris asked as he stole some of Louise’s cocktail, as he couldn’t be bothered going to get another beer. She didn’t mind sharing.

Loki’s face went a little red as he said nothing.

‘His balls got blasted by the jets earlier as he sat on the wrong bit.’ Claire blurted out.

Chris and Louise laughed, while Loki glared at Claire for spilling.

‘Had to tell them. It’s too funny to keep quiet.’ She said sheepishly.

‘You’re so in trouble later.’ Loki growled at her and squeezed her knee under the water.

‘Sounds fun.’ She grinned at him.

-

When Loki and Claire headed back to their pod after midnight, Claire ended up running away from Loki and she ran along the edge of the pond. Loki laughed and chased after her, he caught up with her quickly of course and scooped her up, spinning her around.

She let out a squeal and began laughing, when he put her down to her feet, she took his hand and tugged him along. They went for a walk around the pond, just in the light of the moon. It reflected off the water beautifully, it was a lovely night.

‘You and Louise were so bratty tonight.’ Loki growled and squeezed her hand.

Claire giggled and swung their hands about a bit. ‘It’s fun teasing you guys.’ She grinned at him.

‘Hmm. More like when you’re together you’re just double trouble.’ Loki grinned back at her and gripped her chin as he leaned down to kiss her.

‘Just like to keep you on your toes.’ Claire said, then she quickly ran away from him again before he could kiss her.

Loki’s jaw clenched as a wicked grin spread across his face, he turned his head to watch her as she ran towards the treeline that was at the far side of the pond.

‘One… two… three… four…five…’ Loki counted and tried to contain himself, to let her get a little head start. Because they both knew he would catch her within seconds.

Claire ran as fast as she could into the small treeline and she attempted hiding behind a large oak tree.

‘You can run, but you can’t hide.’ Loki called out to her, making shivers run down her spine.

That spooked her enough, so she bolted away from the large tree and ran further through the small woods. She heard Loki’s heavy footsteps running after her, then before she had a chance to process what to do next, he pounced on her, making her scream.

She caught a flash of his red eyes out of the corner of her eye, but couldn’t focus more when she felt his fangs trail along her shoulder. She was just in her bikini from the hot tub, as it was a mild night she hadn’t bothered with putting anything else on just to go back to their pod, so he had easy access to all of her.

‘The predator has caught his prey.’ Loki growled as he slipped his hands down her body, his fangs slowly pierced into her neck at the same time as his dominant hand slipped down her bikini bottoms.

Claire’s legs gave out at the multiple sensations. Her mind began to go fuzzy from the blood loss as Loki drank from her. He found her already wet, so he began slowly circling her clit at the same time.

‘Mmmm.’ Loki moaned, the vibrations in his fangs into her vein was a strange feeling for her. Though soon she couldn’t focus on anything at all when he slipped two fingers into her.

‘Fuuuuuuuuck.’ She cried out as her eyes started to close.

Loki managed to stop drinking from her, he didn’t want her to completely pass out. Plus, he just came in his trunks from drinking her blood, he didn’t want to mess up a second time.

He licked at the bite marks on her neck, making sure no blood was wasted. Part of him wanted to take her back to the pod, but he was already growing hard again and he didn’t think he could wait that long.

Turning her around, but keeping his arm around her to steady her, he stroked her cheek softly as he kissed her on the lips.

She whined against him when his tongue started teasing her own, she barely registered him lifting her up and moving her over to the nearest tree, until she felt the bark against her back as she was pressed against it.

‘Are you still with me, little prey?’ Loki whispered as his hand found its way back down her bikini, he began teasing her with his fingers again.

‘Mmmph.’ Was all she could respond with as his fingers worked their magic.

Loki chuckled and began kissing and sucking down her neck, he was so tempted to bite her again but he knew she would pass out if he did take anymore blood. Which he didn’t want, so he managed to resist.

When he felt her body squeezing around his fingers, his resolve snapped. He roughly shoved her bikini bottoms out of the way, just giving him enough access. He tugged his trunks down his thighs and grabbed his cock, lining up with her as he lifted her up so she could wrap her legs around his waist. He used the tree to pin her against for leverage.

He was already sticky, and she was a mess too anyway, so his cock slid into her with some ease, making them both moan out loud. Loki pressed his forehead against hers as he gasped at the feeling of her clenching around him.

As Loki started thrusting into Claire, the bark rubbed harshly against her back, though she couldn’t find it in herself to complain or really care, because Loki’s cock felt so good with the way he was fucking her. The feral look on his face, fangs still emerged as he hissed and growled with every thrust was driving her insane.

She tightened her legs around him, digging her heels into his lower back as she tried to pull him even deeper.

‘Fuck, fuck, fuck!’ Loki chanted as he felt Claire coming around his cock, soaking him and squeezing everything out of him, making him come too.

Both of them were trembling and sweaty as they calmed down, taking deep breaths.

Claire could feel her bite marks in her neck throbbing slightly in pain, she always loved that feeling. A reminder that she belonged to a vampire.

‘Are you alright… love?’ Loki asked, a bit breathless.

Claire nodded and wrapped her arms tightly around his neck. ‘Can you carry me back to the pod though? My legs are jelly.’ She giggled as she trailed her fingers through his hair.

Loki chuckled. ‘I’m sure I can manage that.’

[jechristine]

Oh they are absolutely trying to make Tom the next Tom Cruise. He’s studios’ action guy right now. And with American Speed (Days of Thunder) and The Partner (The Firm). It is very clear to me. Interesting how Cruise himself is trying to look for the next Tom Cruise lol Buddying up to Glen Powell and Timothee Chalamet.

Not just the action stuff even though that’s been Tom C’s work lately. But a younger Tom C. did Cocktail, Risky Business, Born on the Fourth of July, Few Good Men, Jerry McGuire, Rain Man…

I’m not sure Tom H. has the same rakish charisma, but there are other similarities.

[horserad-ish]

✨ 9 favorite films that i watched (for the first time) in 2023 ✨

Thank you for the tag @sluttyhenley!!

This is embarrassing. I knew when I saw this going around if I got tagged in one, it would be embarrassing. The problem is I am a serial repeat watcher, and before this summer for Dead Reckoning I hadn’t been to a movie theater since 2018. And while I do have my problems with MIDR, it’s the first Tom Cruise movie I’ve seen in theaters and the cliff jump alone deserves it’s recognition and place among my favorites.

Anyway. In April I watched Top Gun Maverick for the first time, and thus began the year of watching Tom Cruise films. This isn’t all of the ones that I watched, just the stand out favorites. I also watched a few Val Kilmer movies this year, and Real Genius had to make this list. I watched Plane sometime last winter (I think?) and added it because it’s the only non TC or VK movie I watched this year that I remember enjoying, plus, Gerard Butler. Balance, right?

Honorable mentions to Jerry Maguire, Cocktail, Tombstone, and Rain Man. Cheers to another year of watching more films I haven’t seen and indulging in the Tom Cruise brain rot! I’m on letterboxd, but really don’t have any philosophical ground breaking thoughts on movies like most people on there, but the link is in my pinned post if anyone wants to follow.

No pressure tags @agentfaust @mavnix @valmare @gothidecorem @sarahsmi13s @mongoosesthings @doodledrawreblogs @airlocksandaviaries

[sdrose93]

I love this ❤

Tom's the BEST! ❤❤