#comment your favorite Tom Cruise subgenre

[eemcintyre]

10/10 must expand to all of his movies that I've seen:

"There is not a government agency or facility capable of even inconveniencing tom cruise for a second. watch him jump kick a guy through a wall or something"

lowkey "The Firm"

"Mission: Impossible" franchise

"Minority Report"

"Knight and Day"

lowkey "Jack Reacher" franchise

lowkey "The Last Samurai"

"tom cruise is breaking down so fucking hard at all times"

"Jerry Maguire"

"Eyes Wide Shut"

"Rain Man"

"Born on the Fourth of July"

"The Firm"

"Vanilla Sky"

"Rock of Ages"

"Edge of Tomorrow/Live. Die. Repeat."

lowkey "Cocktail"

lowkey "Far and Away"

"American Made"

lowkey "All the Right Moves"

"The Last Samurai"

"War of the Worlds"

"look at how fast tom cruise is going. are you jealous of the immense speed tom cruise is achieving"

"Top Gun" franchise

"Days of Thunder"

lowkey "Mission: Impossible" franchise

But wait we can't forget these other important categories!!

"tom cruise is an asshole who is eventually redeemed by the Power of Love"

"Cocktail"

"Vanilla Sky"

lowkey "Magnolia"

"Rain Man"

"Jerry Maguire"

”Rock of Ages”

"someone grab the tranquilizer gun. tom cruise is absolutely feral and he's LOOSE"

"Magnolia"

"Tropic Thunder"

"Interview with the Vampire"

"Collateral"

"The Outsiders"

lowkey "A Few Good Men"

"tom cruise can't stop making decisions solely with his dick and it throws his life into disarray"

"Cocktail"

"The Firm"

"Interview with the Vampire"

"Eyes Wide Shut"

"Vanilla Sky"

lowkey "Magnolia"

"Rock of Ages"

lowkey "Far and Away"

lowkey "Days of Thunder"

"tom cruise is the only one who can save us!!!"

"War of the Worlds"

"Oblivion"

"Valkyrie"

lowkey "A Few Good Men"

"Mission: Impossible" franchise

"Edge of Tomorrow/Live. Die. Repeat."

"Minority Report"

50 percent of tom cruise movies are “there is not a government agency or facility capable of even inconveniencing tom cruise for a second. watch him jump kick a guy through a wall or something” (ex. mission impossible series, minority report, jack reacher probably) and 40 percent of tom cruise movies are “tom cruise is breaking down so fucking hard at all times” (ex. jerry maguire, eyes wide shut) and ten percent of tom cruise movies are “look at how fast tom cruise is going. are you jealous of the immense speed tom cruise is achieving” (ex. top gun, days of thunder)