bro my autosave didn’t work and i lost 500 words and ik it’s only 500 words but i was COOKING with it man im gonna fucking cry
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i need y'all to know how much i love my husband and his definition of a 'joke gift'
he went shopping to pick up a gift for his upcoming staff party, they do yankee swap every year (the game where you unwrap gifts one by one and people trade them in an attempt to get the thing they want)
and he was like "btw i got you a joke gift" so i was expecting something small n' silly to tide me over until actual christmas
Y'ALL WHERE'S THE JOKE-
HE DEADASS JUST BOUGHT ME THE PHYSICAL BOX SET OF ROBERT FAGLES' TRANSLATIONS OF HOMER??? THIS MAN ??? HE KNOWS ME TOO WELL, HE KNOWS WHY THIS IS HILARIOUS BUT I ACTUALLY LOVE IT SO MUCH LMAOO
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This is OMFG, the body is soo tea that it almost hurts to look at😩😩😩
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"DON'T CLOSE YOUR EYES, DARLING"
POV, you're getting your everything pulled out on the forest floor.
Bonus detail shots:
ᴬˡˢᵒ ᵖˡᵉᵃˢᵉ ᵇᵉʰᵃᵛᵉ ᶦⁿ ᵗʰᵉ ᵗᵃᵍˢ, ᵗʰᵃⁿᵏ ʸᵒᵘᵎ
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