#IM BEING SO FR

[cashmoneyyysstuff]

OH MY GOD DIFFERENT ANON HERE BUT IMAGINE THAT SHOULDER/NAPE KISSING ASK BUT YOURE TICKLISH ‼️‼️ he'd either be a total dork about it or a complete asshole omg omg omg some days he'd laugh along with you and compliment your giggles, but some days he'll hold you still until you're writhing all over the place + he'll blame YOU??? if he "accidentally" bites you???? cause you're moving too much????? HES SO GGGRFHDGUYAHHHGDAAA

YALL STOP I NEED TO GTS OMG YALL R KEEPING ME UP AAAG but this is so,,,,soooooo,,,,azzdhfsxbj

on most days i feel he'd do a mix of both but i totally get what you mean !! some days he'll be sweet, chuckling and snickering about how you squirm to much while specifically targeting the spot that's MAKING YOU SQUIRM!! lol he's too much, he has the nerve to tease too like "mm ? what's up wit'cha ? quit movin' s'much. m'trynna love on ya" JELSDBKSNL

and then when he's feeling like a dick (which is 99. 9% of the time) he'll sneak in lil chances to bite you and blame you for it talking bout some "s'your fault, keep movin' all over the place." you tell him kissing does not involve teeth and he childishly responds "with you it does, cus you can't sit fuckin' still." he'd snicker about it too cus he thinks he's hilarious, fucking asshole.

[sweeneydino]

When I said I had fanfic fanarts plan, it was a threat /srs

A teaser of the @vanillavengeance Mystic Malfunction final

This is gonna be a big boy so I shall satisfy yall with my wip for now 👀

[buckys-estrella]

finally saw spiderman atsv and I’m so so so feral for miguel o’hara

[lys5ophobia]

Proof that Todd Anderson is a vampire frfr

- He looks pained whenever he’s outside at day (the dock scene doesn’t count because there were clouds)

- He seems much more comfortable when it’s night, especially at the meetings in the cave (extra dark)

- He‘s in love with Neil (vampires are hella gay)

- somewhat pale

- he‘s walt whitman (so really old) and chases men (Neil)

- he doesn’t really care about catching a cold (he doesn’t wear a jacket in the desk set scene)

- he looks like a sick victorian child

- he’s also just like me frfr (so a vampire)

In this essay i will-

[meowierz]

WAIT 🍖🌈 MEANS PROSHIPPER??? I THOUGHT IT MEANT GAY DICK WTFFFF

[broadwaycantdie]

i am dan howell cause like him i also tried to go to law school but realized i need to just be a full time internet homo

[squinch-depraved]

wait can we go rewind a bit wdym u found out about the podcast ending right after you got freaky nasty??? that's so funny im sorry 😭😭😭

so basically right after we finished my inbox started blowing up with people asking about it ending and shit and i cried so hard i almost threw up like it actually threw off the events of the evening but yes now that ive processed the emotions it is rlly fucking funny

[14th-century-verona-queer]

GUYS

GUYS YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND

I USED TO LOVE VOLTRON WHEN I WAS YOUNGER LIKE I LOOOOOOOOVED THAT SHOW

OBVS ITS BEEN A LARGE NUMBER OF YEARS (WILL NOT BE SPECIFYING HOW LONG IN ODER NOT TO DATE MYSELF TYVM) AND I HAVENT HEARD ANY OF THE CHARACTER’S VOICES IN A HELLA LONG TIME

I TOOK A LITTLE GANDER ON PINTREST CAUSE I WANTED TO SEE WHAT LANCE SOUNDED LIKE TO SEE IF IT WAS THE SAME AS I REMEMBERED AND

BITCH WHAT THE ACTUAL FRESHLY-SQUEEZED BEETS FUCK??

I DID NOT IMAGINE THIS MAN TO HAVE THIS SLIGHTLY DEEP VOICE THAT IS LITERALLY EQUIVALENT TO KEITHS (except Keith has more gravel to his voice) I THOUGHT THIS MAN SOUNDED LIKE FUCKING BEN SCHWARTZ.

I AM SO DISRTUBED RN

HAVE I BEEN LYING TO MYSELF ALL THESE YEARS?

DOES CORAN HAVE AN AUSTRALIAN ACCENT OR IS THAT ANOTHER THING MY STUPID MEMORY MADE UP??????

WHAT THE HELL GUYS??????

ON A SIDE NOTE IF THERES EVER A REBOOT OF VOLTRON (AND AN ACTUAL GOOD ONE WITH BUDGET PLEASE) I HAVE A SHORT LIST OF REQUESTS

Make Lance be voiced by Ben Schwartz cause no way this mans has a (semi-deep) ish voice??

Klance is cannon

keep the rest of the cast from voltron EXCEPT FOR LANCE

DO NOT BY ANY MEANS KILL ALLURA. YOU WANT LANCE TO HAVE ALTEA CHEEK MARKS? MAKE IT HAPPEN BY THEIR CLOSE BOND IDFK

LANCE DOES NOT END UP AS A FUCKING FARMER WTF?

The whole gang wear dresses for AT LEAST once fight

we figure out why tf allura’s mom was always wearing pink like who was she mourning??

she-ra and the princesses of power reference

black paladin lance cause YOU CANNOT TELL ME HE ISNT PERFECT FOR THE JOB. SHIRO CAN BE MENTORING ON TEH SIDELINES OR SOME SHIT OR MAYBE THEY FIND A KICKASS SHIP THAT IS A GOOD ASSET IDK??

Cursing, cursing, CURSING. My girl pidge needs to say fuck at least once an episode. Make it at least pg-13 or something bro.

Yup thats it! (Will probably continue to update as I spontaneously gain new ideas)

Fr haven’t watched the show in a long time so i dont even remember the plot, so go wild! Make them go on new adventures! Do fun shit! Idk! I just can’t keep living off of fanart knowing that it will never become a reality!

(Lowkey if anyone knows how to pitch ideas to people who will make this shit happen pls lmk cause i need cannon klance like i need air to breathe. But just be forewarned i have like 50 cents to my name)

[beetelbabes]

i would let beetlejuice do unholy things to me

[its-alittleobsessed]

What if i told you I wrote a super long fic as an excuse to hit all my favorite tropes in one sitting.

[xchxsex]

Me with men ill never meet: I WANNA RIDE HIM AND LICK HIM AND SUCK HIM AND FUCK HIM

Me with men irl: … please dont touch me

[lordfreg]

me loosing my mind because I listen to my favorite actor speak

[smallgremlinsinatrenchcoat]

I put this on all my notes.

[ilovebeatingmywife]

guys im hungry but we quite literally have nothing in my kitchen

[deeppenguinstudent]

sunshine court so depressing that I gave my friend the grayson page to read and she started crying in class eventhough she has never even touched the series in her life 😭🙏🙏

[miragethecat]