#toby belch

[aq2003]

lina, marshall, and tony from duodecimal

[kaz-of-crows]

as much as i hate modern setting shakespeare, i do love the heart hands our toby does when he says “sneck up” which makes it effectively “kill yourself 🫶”

[wordpainterpixie]

Olivia: How do Toby and Antonio usually get out of these messes?

Maria: They don't. They just make a bigger mess that cancels the first one out.

Olivia: Oh... Should we stop them?

Fabian, covered in mustard: Too late.

[itsawritblr]

I get disheartened, frustrated, and irritated, so I watch some silly Shakespeare.

Sir Toby tricking Sir Andrew Aguecheek and Cesario (Viola) into a duel for his own amusement makes me happy.

[therighthandofvengeance]

Londo Mollari really brings a Sir Toby Belch energy that Malv- I mean the first few seasons’ G’Kar doesn’t really appreciate, huh

[a-biochemist-not-a-bird]

twelfth night public works Toby only 

[lesbian-thespian-paladin]

its so objectively silly to be playing the comedic relief character in a Shakespearian comedy and still being like "hmm this Mother Mother song really reminds me of my character"

[meolcwifes]

After years of threatening, I’m finally writing a stupid little tarot-based rpg.

[itsawritblr]

From the RSC's excellent and hilarious modern take on Twelfth Night, with Tim McMullan as Sir Toby Belch (best ever), Daniel Rigby as Sir Andrew Aguecheek, and Niky Wardley as Maria.

Uhmmmmmmmm ?!

Shakespeare really said go down on your girl I guess?! I??

[thirdity]

In English, words of Latin origin tend to carry overtones of intellectual, moral and aesthetic “classiness" — overtones which are not carried, as a rule, by their Anglo-Saxon equivalents. “Maternal,” for instance, means the same as “motherly,” “intoxicated” as “drunk” — but with what subtly important shades of difference! And when Shakespeare needed a name for a comic character, it was Sir Toby Belch that he chose, not Cavalier Tobias Eructation.

Aldous Huxley, The Perennial Philosophy

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[wordpainterpixie]

Malvolio: Hey, where's Toby?

Feste: Doing stuff.

Malvolio: Well, that's suspicious. Where's Olivia?

Feste: Trying to stop Toby from doing stuff.

Malvolio: Good. Where's Maria?

Feste: Why my good sir, she's trying to stop Olivia from stopping Toby from doing stuff.

Malvolio: ...And what are you doing?

Feste: I, naturally, am distracting you so that you don't stop Maria from stopping Olivia from stopping Toby from doing stuff.

Malvolio: Naturally.

*loud crash from the distance*

[itsawritblr]

I want books and movies that are funny.

Not potty humor. I loved Bob's Burgers until they packed it with poop, pee, and fart "jokes." I found potty humor boring when I was 6 and I find it even more so now.

I want clever, witty, fun comedy. I want comedy that's not trying to Teach Me A Life Lesson or comment on politics or some other bullshit.

I just want to laugh.

My best friend and I were trying to remember the last time we saw a movie or TV show that made us laugh out loud. We couldn't remember a damn thing.

Except this. The Royal Shakespeare Company's 2017 production of Twelfth Night. It doesn't try to be serious or Teach Us About Shakespeare. It's just silly.

In this scene Sir Toby Belch (the brilliant Tim McMullan) tricks Cesario/Olivia (disguised as a young man) and Sir Andrew Aguecheek into a duel. He lies his ass off about each of them being a cold-hearted killer, and both are terrified. I adore Sir Toby's delight in his prank.

We need more comedy for the sake of comedy.

[shakespearenews]

It should be noted that this masterpiece was featured in one of William Shakespeare’s plays, Twelfth Night. Within his play, Shakespeare’s character Toby Belch delivers the line “...and as many lies as will lie in thy sheet of paper, although the sheet were big enough for the bed of Ware in England...,” emphasizing how famous this creation was during the time.