#twelfth night incorrect quotes

[wordpainterpixie]

Orsino: *pulls back the curtain while Cesario is showering*

Orsino: Hey, did you - stop screaming it’s me - did you pass that message on to Olivia?

[feste-de-jester]

🃏 ⤷ Twelfth Night Incorrect Quotes #67

Orsino: Viola and I are no longer dating. Viola: That’s a horrible way of telling people we’re married.

[danganronpafakes]

Kiyotaka: I'll ride your bike as well as I ride you.

Source: William Shakespeare (“Twelfth Night”)

[ghost-bison]

[greencheekconure27]

This is so sad Feste play "Come Away Death"

[tang0w0tek]

Twelfth Night play: *Begins*

*instant Give Me Novacaine jumpscare*

I also got G-noted from Black Parade midway through

[thatwildegirl]

Sebastian: Antonio, you risked your life to save me!

Antonio: And I'd do it again! And perhaps a third time! But that would be it.

[macbooth]

Malvolio: I wish I could know why you have so much violence and contempt in your heart.

Maria: I work a minimum wage job.

[therighthandofvengeance]

Londo Mollari really brings a Sir Toby Belch energy that Malv- I mean the first few seasons’ G’Kar doesn’t really appreciate, huh

[incorrecter-quotes]

Demon Slayer incorrect quotes pt. 1

Shinobu: According to the footage here, you shook the vending machine and when the shake alarm went off, you punched the glass and broke it.

Y/N: ...I was hungry.

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Mitsuri, trying their first ever cup of coffee: I am ENERGY!

Obanai, an avid coffee drinker, on their twelfth cup of the day: Someone slap me awake or I am literally going to fall into a coma in ten seconds.

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Sanemi: Tomioka-

Tomioka: *sighs* Kyojuro used to call me Tomioka...

Sanemi:...Because that's your fucking name.

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Obanai: I have no respect for Santa. Don't sneak in through the chimney and undermine my authority by bringing me presents. Walk in through the front door and fight me like a man.

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Tomioka: Hoodie pockets are so great. I can fit like three sandwiches and a grenade in there and my hands are still warm.

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Thank you for reading! Have a wonderful day/night, stay hydrated <33

[dispatchpodcast]

The twelfth episode is here!

In this episode, meet @tripleaxeldiaz (aka spinningincircles aka Lauren), hear all about her fic, and listen to Rachel almost forget to ask about Lauren's podcast!

Listen to a preview above, stream the full episode on Anchor.fm, or find it on platforms including Spotify, Apple Podcasts, Google Podcasts, and more.

See the show notes below for timestamps of when specific discussion takes place, and for links to Lauren, her works, and her recommendations for works by creators @elisela @extasiswings @letmetellyouaboutmyfeels @woodchoc-magnum @cinematicnomad @catdadeddie @buttercupbuck @nymika-arts and @tawaifeddiediaz

Show Notes:

Topics:

Welcome and guest intro (03:13)

How Lauren got into 9-1-1 (feat. starting with Lone Star) (05:38)

Favourite things about 9-1-1 (feat. the beauty of getting the Begins episodes) (19:58)

Favourite character (once again, bet you can't guess…) (26:22)

Favourite episode and scene (feat. being haunted by the shooting) (37:24)

Discussion of Lauren's writing and fic (44:15), focused on: maybe one day i’ll fly next to you (feat. can you believe Lauren has never ice skated?! & having a fic made into a fanfic book) (44:28); always golden in the sky series (feat. the productive procrastination of research) (1:40:51); when the dance is through, it’s me and you (feat. Rachel prematurely starting 6B spec chat) (2:17:48); and maybe then, I’ll fade away (and not have to face the facts) (feat. thank god for people on Tumblr who will help you find fic) (2:46:54)

What Lauren is working on (3:01:17)

Lauren's fandom history (feat. old fanfiction.net accounts you would rather forget…) (3:03:36)

Thoughts on Season 6 so far and predictions (3:15:17) (feat. Lauren is much older and wiser (despite being younger!) than Rachel)

Recommendations for creators and fanworks (3:29:17)

Lauren’s podcast (The Leading Lady Club) (3:32:20)

Goodbye and outro (3:33:54)

Referred to in episode:

Lauren's Tumblr and AO3

Fics discussed: maybe one day i’ll fly next to you; always golden in the sky series (all was golden when the day met the night and darling let me trace the lines); when the dance is through, it’s me and you; and maybe then, I’ll fade away (and not have to face the facts)

Other fics of Lauren's mentioned: his name on your heart; fool for you from the bottom of my soul; and subtle as a brick in the small of my back

incorrect buddie quote post that inspired Lauren's first buddie fic

Eli (elisela)

Oli (tsoanatural) and an example of the fic books

Meg (nymika-arts)

picture of all the 911 fic books that Rachel has together

Kris (hattalove), Kris' podcast ep, and Kris' fic book

Mads (letmetellyouaboutmyfeels)

Those Two Firefighters fic

my post asking seeking maybe then, I’ll fade away (and not have to face the facts)

Morgan (rewritetheending)

Nova (catdadeddie) and 911bts

The Leading Lady Club Podcast

Lauren's recommendations:

Eli (elisela)'s fic

Chapel (extasiswings)'s fic

Mads (letmetellyouaboutmyfeels)'s fic

Felicity (woodchoc-magnum)'s fic, including the you can tell everybody this is your song series

Kat (cinematicnomand)'s fic and edits and gifs, including the happy eddie diaz series

Nova (catdadeddie)'s edits and gifs and 911bts

Alicia (buttercupbuck)'s edits and gifs and fic, including in a week

Meg (nymika-arts)'s art, edits and gifs, and fic

Zee (tiawifeeddiediaz)'s fic and edits and gifs

Contact details:

Dispatch Tumblr: dispatchpodcast.tumblr.com Dispatch email: dispatcha911podcast@gmail.com Rachel's Tumblr: burnthatbridge.tumblr.com

Credit:

Intro and outro music by BrightestAvenue from Pixabay

[wordpainterpixie]

Antonio: I came here to attack people and I'm honestly having such a good time right now.

Andrew, dueling Antonio: I'M NOT!

[feste-de-jester]

🃏 ⤷ Twelfth Night Incorrect Quotes #64

Olivia: Do you ever get pre-annoyed? Like you already know someone is going to piss you off? Cesario: What? No, I— Orsino: *enters room* Olivia: *jaw clenches*

[danganronpafakes]

Tsumugi: If this were played upon a stage now, I could condemn it as an improbable fiction.

Source: William Shakespeare (“Twelfth Night”)

[incorrect--shakespeare-quotes]

Fabian, setting down a card: Ace of spades

Sir Andrew, pulling out an Uno card: +4

Sir Toby, pulling out a Pokémon card: Jolteon, I choose you

Malvolio, trembling: What are we playing

[mxlcncholy]

orsino: what’s your type?

viola/cesario: you

orsino:

orsino: i meant your blood type bro you’re bleeding

orsino: thanks tho you’re my type too