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once again losing my mind over hotd's writing bc just when i think they finally nailed it, it turns out it's 95% okay to pretty good, and then that last 5% is absolute dogshit to the point that it threatens the entire script with utter mediocrity. every now and then an actor will talk about how much freedom they get during a scene which is great, but how does that work when the writers and showrunners seem 100% aligned with some actors in some scenes, leading to alignment with the audience as well - and sometimes, it's like the writers showrunners and actors are all living on different planets.
like you want this thing with alicent and cristy cole to be this seductive intrigue, but meanwhile the audience is still wondering how the hell we got here. we have alicent hightower who is so tradcath she couldn't imagine a worse fate for a woman than being "sullied" out of wedlock when she was a teenager, she cared for viserys but had no passion for him (had no passion for anything besides her own children and her own trauma tbh), you cannot convince me that she ever thought of sex as anything pleasurable or even remotely intriguing after the life she has led, and we're just expected to believe that she has a spicy affair with the lord commander of the kingsguard? the thing is, i could believe it. but like, you've gotta put in the work to make that happen. you have to write it down. you have to tell us how we got here. subtext doesn't just materialize out of thin air, subtext is part of writing too. there's a reason why when you read asoiaf, everyone who reads it picks up on the same subtext at the same time, because it is put there on purpose, not just assumed that everyone will come to the same conclusion about some vague noncommittal strokes.
it was bad enough that rhaenyra and daemon had hardly any dialogue in season 1 about their relationship, but they still made it work because they at least got the screentime. the worst part is that the weird close-talking alicent and cole did in season 1 was 100x more interesting than whatever is going on here. like fabien frankel correctly interpreted cole as absolutely dead inside beyond anything that has to do with rhaenyra (onto whom he projects all his embarrassment and fear), olivia cooke is doing her absolute best to keep alicent rooted, and the script is giving them absolutely nothing besides instructions to look at each other meaningfully and it's giving absolutely nothing, idk, and they don't even really do that bc they still don't show cole's face much. what is even going on here
same issues now with rhaenyra and daemon bc the showrunners say "they've got each other's backs" and we can clearly see with our eyes that daemon does not have rhaenyra's back. and rhaenyra lets him do whatever bc she can't control him and for no other reason. this is, in fact, far from the first time he has abandoned her in her hour of need, and far from the first time he has broken a promise to her. rhaenyra's dialogue is relegated to stating the obvious and telling us exactly what she is thinking at all times, while daemon's dialogue is either thin or nonexistent because since season 1, the writers have interpreted "morally gray" as "we will not write down his motivations bc you have to decide his motivations for yourself." which is not only not what morally gray means, but it's also why the audience is at best completely confused about who daemon is as a character.
#house of the dragon#hotd is going the way of GoT season 6 - okay writing that is dogshit in hindsight but with good direction and cinematography#to wash it all down#and then there's scenes like haelena's which are great#and scenes like Otto's which are just piggybacking off of charles dance's tywin#and aegon's actor is absolutely feasting he is fantastic and elevates the writing#meanwhile the writers DO want to connect everything back to alicent but why won't they give her the scenes or dialogue#to knit it all together and make it and her character make sense!! like we're just supposed to ASSUME everything#there is no subtext to pick up on because you didn't write it!! you're patting yourself on the back for work you didn't do!!
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#unfortunately this is always rotating in my head like it's become a microwave. or a washing machine. or like one of those trucks that#transport cement. calm down ronan stop being needy ronan get urself 2gether ronan you're always the car crash ronan...EXPLODES 💥💣🤯🌋🧨🔥#trc#r.txt#wait i mean ->#dreamer trilogy#ronan lynch#ALSO this is like the finale in connecting my (almost) all charli xcx songs are ronan lynch thing. the return of ronanxcx 🙏👆👍
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'Strong opinions about femininity and masculinity' moment
#kazuichi souda#mahiru koizumi#Kazukoi#What's their name...?#sdr2#super danganronpa 2#an art#Anyway. Mahiru stans women and Kaz is....not NOT a woman maybe he doesn't know it's kind of a huge mountain to scale#Mahiru is like. Aw jeez. Calm down I'll do your makeup and dress you up maybe then you'll feel better#I think! Mahiru is just a big sis in general to everyone. If you're a MAN she refuses to be your servant#But if you're anything else or if you're just generally nice. She likes the role. Patron saint of women-in-progress#Like washing Hiyoko. Girl has a problem literally taking a shower? No problem I'm on it. Dress her? Sure.#Never really GOT mahiru thanks a lot to her dying first. But I like the her alright#All this to say: I hate gender i don't get any of it it's intriguing but it doesn't grab me i wish it wasn't so huge
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#vampire hunter d#vhd#art#D the horseman of death (〃‿〃♡)#Hello Hello I hope you're all doing well 🥹🥹#Sorry that I only draw D haha I can't help it (❀ •̀ᴗ•́ )♡#I started Tyrant Stars recently and I finished gold fiend about a week ago?#Honestly I miss the stories where D would stay in one town in the entire story and be a little detective#since pale fallen angel it's been a lot of traveling ....🥲#and it will never not be funny to me that D has pockets full of dirt 😭 D take a shower man.... or wash your clothes please💀#2 versions because as much as I like white hair D he looks like alucard here because of the gold accents ( •_•)#I've never actually watched or played any of his games idk it does interest me? but not enough to sit down and watch it yet#I wanted to experiment with a black out style ( I tried incorporating red but I got too annoyed.#I intend to render it at some point!#so it might end up looking completely different#well...If I get myself to complete this and I like how it looks in the end I think I might make a little bookmark out of it for myself (〃‿〃#I think it would be neat...#....you see me drawing poppies a lot forgive me 💀They're just my favorite flowers💀 The symbolism works out for this drawing....
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you got a fast car // i want a ticket to anywhere maybe we can make a deal // maybe together we can get somewhere
#cp2077#cyberpunk 2077#cp2077 photomode#cp2077 screenshots#cyberpunk screenshots#cyberpunk 2077 photomode#cp2077 oc#cp2077 edit#masc v#male v#maddox de vasconcelos schaeffer#there'd be so many more pics of him in the badlands if the lighting there didn't wash him out to hell n back ngl#the amount of TIMES the shot ended up overexposing itself even though i had the game exposure cranked all the way down#and i ended up having to redo the lighting again and again but the overexposure wouldn't go away anymore#grr snarl etc#also the nibbles replacer broke for me so my new year's resolution of taking more couple shots is off to a bad start#tbh i imagine he's moving an entire truck full of server racks around when he's moving camp#anyway i think i'll reblog this with some more lore attached later
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do any of you ever lay awake at night thinking about how Kremy gifted Gideon a comb even though, obviously, lizardfolk don't have any hair.
because that means that Kremy went out of his way to get Gid this gift. A comb isn't just something an alligator would have or just collect somewhere to have it for later, Kremy likely never needed or thought of having anything of the sort.
But Kremy noticed how roughed up Gideon was, how he didn't have anything on him to take care of himself and Kremy came up with the idea and then spent time and possibly money (or he just swiped it but still) to find a nice comb just for Gideon and then gave it to him.
Nikkie described it so beautifully that it was the first time someone saw Gideom as his own man and that also makes my heart ache so much. But I just can't stop thinking about how freaking Kremy Lecroux, went out of his way, to get a thing he likely never even thought of getting, just to give it to his partner (in crime). Like yeah sure we can talk about how Kremy wouldn't want to travel with someone unkept but I don't think it's that. He'd get Gideom a bath and a haircut or something at an inn and done, issue solved. But no, Kremy specifically wanted to get a thing for Gideon, he wanted him to have something that's just for him, something to help him get his sense of self back, his looks and help him find his confidence.
It was thoughtful gift from Kremy who probably is the last person to do thoughtful gifts to just some people. But he made that gesture for Gideon.
like do you ever just lay there and think about all that and how they both must have felt almost an instant bond forming between them, doesn't matter if it's platonic or romantic, like do you just-- yeah.
#i do#this has been on my mind the whole day actually#i'm wide awake at night and it's all just coalecroux#Kremy probably helped Gideon to wash his hair and beard and comb it for the first time too#because it was so messy#and Gideon likely didn't know much better#so can you just imagine little frustrated Kremy cursing and trying to untangle Gid's messy firey hair#and i have so much more to say#i'm unwell#what if i just sit tf down and write this out#as a proper small fic#early coalecroux fluff#:) yeah#okay thats all#coalecroux my beloved#once upon a witchlight#ouaw#kremy lecroux#gideon coal#coalecroux#kremy x gideon#kremy ouaw#gideon ouaw#legends of avantris#textpost#ouaw headcanons#okay to reblog#please share in my brainrot#<3
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edit: btw it is not safe to wear contacts in the shower! the option is included for accuracy, but please consider throwing on an old pair of glasses or just going blind into that wet box instead.
#this is NORMAL BEHAVIOR . its IMPORTANT to SEE in there. what if there are clowns or killers.#to be clear. all my soaps and liquids are very different shapes and identifying them is not a concern. its the terror of the unknown#edit: btw im not trying to convert anyone. but i am gonna shotgun more concerns:#facewashing: you hold the glasses in your hands (the arm between your fingers.) or you set them down for a little bit#the fog: this is a non issue /srs. i rinse them down before i do the rest so they don't fog up#the water: my lenses might be water repellent? idk. the drops that remain are small and unobtrusive#the hard water damage: again this is a non issue. the water where i live is not that hard. id be washing them in the water anyways#drying droplets: i wipe them with a glasses cloth after i get out of the shower#i do not care that you guys dont wear your glasses but i DO think you should google how to clean glasses before#telling everyone very confidently that getting them wet is?? bad for them??? clean your glasses dude
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hello harlan how does it feel to hold my still-beating heart in your hands
#WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THEFUCK I AM SCREAMING#IM WASHING DISHES AND SILENTLY SCREAMING#NOT EVEN DONE WIRH THE EPISODE OH GOD#ALL ARTHUR KNOWS IS GET STABBED FALL DOWN HOLES EAT APPLE CRY EAY MAN IN PIT SAY ‘FUCK’ AND PLAY THE PIANO#(and forget his daughter in the bathtub. rip)#he also knows codependency. that too#malevolent#malevolent 43 spoilers#malevolent 43#malevolent spoilers#malevolent podcast#malevolent part 43#arthur lester#john doe#malevolent pod
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Nasty ass 😤
#whb#what in hell is bad#whb asmodeus#whb mammon#whb mc#my art#oc ivory#hose him down just fucking power wash him until he’s all clean#part 1 btw I got more but this shits funny to me
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People on tiktok infantilizing curly from mouthwashing and saying that him becoming crippled was his punishment. Killing u. With my teeth.
#decades of begging to not be infantilized when we're dependent on people and tiktok ruins it#also the “divine punishment” thing is disgusting but it was probably what the developers intended idk#eyelids burned so hes forced to be a passive observer. legs gone so he cant run away. flesh laid bare and vulnerable#it's a fucked up rhetoric still. people dont become disabled because theyre bad people we become disabled just bc it happens#also curly is not a great perfect person whatsoever. his need to keep things friendly between the crew is what doomed them all#but people CANNOT handle a morally gray character.#tbh what was curly supposed to do? giving anya the gun while she was breaking down would be stupid#but he couldnt just turn around the ship and drop off jimbalaya or file a report. a big message in the game#is that corporate doesnt care if they live or die.#not saying curly didnt do anything wrong#mouthwashing#mouth washing#character analysis#captain curly#curly mouthwashing#cripple punk#disabled
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dsmp is still SO insane to me. still not completely convinced it wasn't a social experiment. it is something that can never be replicated again due to the really specific circumstances that attributed to it's creation and popularity
#the combination of everyone being inside due to the pandemic#the community giving everyone a space to connect#in a time where loneliness and mental health was reaching an all time high especially among youth#like idk. even after everything and a handful of ccs being revealed to be horrible shitbags#the dsmp will ALWAYS hold a special place in my heart.#a story told in a medium no one has really explored before#the unique fantasy setting......the three life system allowing for more high stakes moments since there a character#could die multiple times to raise stakes#the emphasis placed on familial and platonic dynamics and how THEY can be just as complex and entertaining to watch/read abt like /r ships#the fandom revolutionizing gen fics and making a familial relationship reach the TOP OF AO3 STATS ONE YEAR???? insanity.#also just the ppl.#the amount of talented musicians and artists and writers and editors and all the ppl who lovingly transcripted and compiled lore streams#LIKE UGH.#im so emo about it#unfiltered queer representation bcuz#the story wasnt washed down by a corporation as it was given directly from the storytellers to the audience#the multiple povs allowing ppl to experience the same story in completely different ways#excellent depictions of the effects of mental illness/ptsd and 'imperfect' abuse survivors#ctommy my beloved#LIKE SIGH. WE ARE NEVER GETTING THAT AGAIN IN A FANDOM SPACE I FEAR#ok lol. ignore my rantings#dsmp#dream smp#starry text
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okay i completely understand why silver can casually fall asleep in their ceremonial robes for a whole night because this mf is so comfy i can wrap myself up in it and call it a day
#twisted wonderland#twst#when i received it it's like it came from the wash all packed up with my name on it#i can make the robes alone into a blanket#i ACCIDENTALLY MADE THE BELT UPSIDE DOWN Y'ALL DIDN'T SEE ANYTHING#it's so pretty i might just really go to nrc atp NKWJFKQJ#IT'S SO EASY TO MOVE AROUND TOO#the hood hides the whole face i can be mysterious now
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I don't always have to be sad to post caps of Zayne. Sometimes (Always), I just want to look at his hands. 💁♀️
#love and deepspace#love and deepspace zayne#zayne stop giving me bedroom eyes in a public café#but imagine him coming home from a late shift#he has a late shower and comes out clad in only a towel around his waist#his hair is still damped and the crisp smell of his body wash lingers#the city sleeps all is quiet and the world feels at peace for this brief period#it feels like the two of you are the only souls in the world#and you are just sharing this soft tender and playful moment with him#just appreciating each other's company#and he is just so grateful to have you to love you and be loved by you#this man is so touch starved he relishes in your soft caresses#no matter how tired he is or what mood he is in#you are able to calm him down#you are the remedy to his fatigue and stress#what am i yapping about#tldr: i just love zayne so fucking much let me give him the fucking universe
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zuko trimming sokka’s hair, from this pic
bonus: b&w version with manual dapplish shadows that i kinda like
#my art#zukka#i effed up the hatching on zukos face lol ignore#man copic markers are so fun#although#my go-to zuko skin tone marker dried up so all i had to use was the PALE one#i saw a post the other day about subtle white washing of atla characters that kinda freaked me out lol#GREAT ref for digital art but#i have such a limited marker selection i physically cannot nail down a complexion
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no “both” option as that is for cowards. you will need to justify your answer with a short form essay
#I do think the environmental factors make the stories different enough to pit against one another#I’m an itsy bitsy spider defender myself#both are doing a torturous full body workout all day but sisyphus can just step out of the way when the boulder falls#he gets some reprieve walking back down#meanwhile every night itsy bitsy spider has to drown as well#you don’t see sisyphus getting washed out by the rain now do you.#sanders pollshit
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"And to think we went this whole time without knowing these things"
#aaron ekblad#dmitry kulikov#evan rodrigues#matthew tkachuk#anton lundell#sam reinhart#carter verhaeghe#aleksander barkov#florida panthers#2425#MEDIA DAY IS A GIFT#i need to hunt ekky for sport#“i have never purposely washed my face (realises how that sounds) i do shower everyday. sometimes twice a day :)”#never beating the stinky boy allegations#sweetheart i hope you shower twice a day down here the fucking humidity is so bad you fucking HAVE to#im glad catmin asked the biggest animal you can take in a fight question to kuli#so now hes a part of the original mini mic all those years ago :)#MAFDHEW PIANO LESSONS#of course he was bad at piano#but we did take them... i know too many catholic school girlies whos took lessons yeah#hat on wet hair trick lundy? oh no wonder you hair is so (splat)#swaggys animal choices#so proud of himself for saying panther...#see the dog choice is because of ek-#rhino for reino :)#SASHA WILL NEVER LET EKKY LIVE DOWN THE HIGH MAINTENANCE ALLEGATIONS#OLD MAN YELLS AT CLOUD
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