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Theirs a line from a stand up bit from a comedian Bill Burr (highly recommend it the guy is the inheritor of George Carlins sense of humor) in his bit he talks about Feminism and how he knows it’s going to fail because despite the fact every scientific study shows women are smarter than men women can’t unite. Women don’t support the WNBA and would rather watch trash shows like Real House Wives, which is just a bunch of women tearing each other apart. He says that that’s the message women are sending “where are all the feminists?! That place should be packed with feminists!” They don’t want to watch women come together as a unit and achieve a common goal, they would rather watch them destroy each other. The WNBA is failing and those women aren’t making money because they’re not turning a profit for the nearly a quarter of a century, it’s a male subsidized league, men gave women a league and no one is showing up. He then went on to talk about how feminist successfully managed to remove bombshell models from advertising and replaced them with average looking models, they don’t turn and eye and no one knows who they are. He quotes a line you’ve probably heard a million times “how am I supposed to compete with that?” and his answer was both straightforward and packed with frustration over that statement “you can’t! How conceited are you?! These are 1 in a million types of women with so much money backing them! No man watches a movie and then Chis Hemsworth shows up shirtless and thinks ‘fuck how am I supposed to compete with that?!’ you’re not going to, it doesn’t happen!” it just encapsulates everything wrong with this generation of feminism. It’s less about womens rights and more of a council of bitter, jealous women using a civil rights group to tear into each other. It’s honestly really sad and when he frames it like he did it’s hard to argue that feminism won’t fail, because they keep sending the message that they hate each other.
#feminism#feminist#feminism feels like it’ll fail#you can’t get along#long enough#to solve problems#bill burr#standup#standup comedy#the asshole has a point
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got emotional about how much i love humanity and how curious and wonderful we are but somehow we lost our way and created a society that wants to destroy everything about us that makes us human
#to be human is to create and to be curious#to solve problems#and it pains me how much ignorance and fear of learning we’ve allowed to exist in our society#it scares me how much we’ve devalued creativity#it pains me that we shun people who have answers to problems that we shame people for wanting to make a better way#it just fucking hurts to think about#bc humans are so fundamentally good#but we’re being trapped by a fucking monster#talking
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#comic#first comic on da new pc#and now i go lay down#if you’re wondering why I am so Tired: I have PCOS which leads to chronic fatigue AND I work full time where I have to mask 8 hours a day#and talk to customers on the phone and solve their problems#I’m pretty fucking sleepy most of the time
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(✿◕‿◕) die (ꈍ ꒳ ꈍ✿)
#MY GIRLLLLLLLL <333333 you're doing amazing sweetie kill them all you deserve to#anyway. coping mechanism. the problems in my life i could solve if society just let me have a death note#this show really is an exercise in patience and suffering i get SO squicked out#by how much the horrible characters and situations mirror the insanity of what's happening in real life#also the revelation that some of the actors are Exactly as shitty as their characters are is. ugh.#but every time i'm like okay i can't take it i need to stop to protect my headspace#i think of kimiko and am like.... no... i need to see my gir....#hope karen gets jucy roles in other shows too PLEASE#the boys#kimiko miyashiro#karen fukuhara#theboysedit#tvedit
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"I think this Category of human being is disposable" okay that not only sucks and is fascist but also makes getting you to deem someone to be disposable a simple matter of convincing you they're in The Category regardless of the truth. Also The Category is often misapplied to a vulnerable minority because it makes people like you agree they're disposable.
"Anyone who disagrees with me about The Category of people being disposable is a Category apologist or probably also in The Category themselves" Oh so you're just totally unconcerned with truth or justice or ethics or human rights and just are feeding your bloodlust for the sake of revenge fantasies. got it 👍
#“I've solved it! We just kill all the Bad People so all the Good People can live safe happy undisturbed lives 🥰” That's Fascism.#If your solution to wrongdoing is to just kill evryone who's Too Evil then your only problem with concentration camps is who's in them#“The world would be a better place if *I* was in charge of who lives and who dies.” That's Not Very Fucking Leftist Of You.#Your only problem with the evil empire is that you're not in charge of it. Your politics are a joke and your ethical backbone is liquid.#problemnyatic thoughts
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Making Bruce the kind of guy to work through his thoughts out loud when he knows hes allowed to. This leads to him rubberducking off of anyone who will let him, including, but not limited to his boys and assorted JL members. He latches on, and suddenly, this is not Bruce's Case, its Our case.
Despite him doing this to anyone that will listen, Clark tends to be the most available victim due to his extreme patience, his investigative skills, and love of listening to people ramble at him <3
#superman#batman#superbat#clark kent#bruce wayne#dc#he has to problem solve soooooooo much; he mustve made it a habit at some point#everyones at least a little entertained by it. sometimes the brain behaves the way it wants to#if he has no one to bother he will resort to traditional methods#which include talking to himself for hours OR talking to a little duckie or bat or toy or whatever little guy is on his console for the day#which is objectively funny and entertaining when you rollback camera footage#but hes always grumpier after an afternoon with no headway#so clark is called in before Bruce gives himself an aneurysm lmao
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NO LITTLE GERMAN BOY DONT GO INTO THE ASEXUAL TAG!! YOU NEED A GARLIC BREAD SWORD TO KILL BOTS AND KEEP YOURSELF SAFE FIRST!!! NO GERMAN BOY WAIT!!!
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not "i ship these characters" or "i want them to bond platonically" but a secret 3rd thing (I want them to be forced to interact by the Narrative bc they would HATE that)
#who needs romance when i can watch two narrative foils painfully tolerate each other's existence#bonus points if they are forced to Work Together To Solve A Problem#and they end up working surprisingly well together!#they make a surprisingly effective team!#they even confide some backstory with each other & bond a bit & understand each other better#and when it's all over they shake hands & amicably agree that they still cannot fucking stand each other#'this was an interesting sidequest & I'm glad we got to experience it.#but all things considered i genuinely never want to see your face again'#Enemies to Chained-Up-In-An-Abandoned-Bathroom-Together#to Enemies#two stray cats forced to share a cat carrier for a trip to the vet
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“I think Larian should—“
Fanfiction. You need to write fanfiction. For the love of god and all that is holy, just write some fucking fanfiction.
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I did the meme. The world is not ready for them
#tony would 100% adopt donnie#if i had a nickel for every character i obssessed over that solves problems through their intelligence and tech#and has a prosthetic like device they created#that could take over the world if they tried#bonus points if they accidently created an evil robot#rottmnt#marvel#rottmnt meme#steven universe meme#pixels tortle art#my art#rottmnt donnie#tony stark#mcu#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles#rise of the tmnt#tmnt#rottmnt fanart#marvel fanart#save rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles#rottmnt marvel crossover
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They wanted to kiss so baddddd
#all their problems would've been solved if they kissed btw#which would then create a whole new set of problems#idiots in love#destiel#dean winchester#castiel#supernatural#spn 12x19#spn 12x9#spn 14x3
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starfleet ds9 crew: we only have two morally compromising options before us here... what we need is a third option
the third option:
he's like if the trolley problem could be solved by a mentally unwell gay lizard jumping onto the trolley and blowing up the track before it got to the junction where the switch could theoretically happen
#im love him#star trek#star trek ds9#ds9#elim garak#how many casualties would he cause along the way? listen I mean. do you want him to solve the problem or not
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Petition to make Paul Blofis an honorary satyr/seeker.
#paul blofis#percy jackson#percy jackon and the olympians#percy series#percy pjo#percy and sally#percy and paul#rick riordan#rick riordan make it happen#pls uncle rick#this would solve so many problems
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simon riley loves letting you play with him. he adores when you push him around, and while he doesn’t think he could ever allow himself to fully lose his guard, he merely goes dumb when you have him.
when you hold his face in both of your gentle hands, soft against his scars and stubble as you look at him with nothing but benevolence.
pinching his cheeks between your fingers to get him to open his mouth, jaw falling slack to welcome your other ring and middle fingers against his tongue, knuckles nestled between his pink lips.
he keeps his eyes on yours, somewhere far in the back of his mind wondering what exactly made him like this—how the big, bad ghost had wound up on his knees for a pretty girl such as yourself, half his stature and with not an ounce of meanness in your bones—before his brows are pinching and he’s groaning lowly around your digits as you apply more pressure down onto his rough tongue.
#having a man like this would solve all my problems#cod mw#simon riley#simon ghost riley#ghost cod#simon riley x reader#ghost x reader#simon riley x female reader#ghost x female reader
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His connection to the dark world is just 5G
#malevolent#malevolent fanart#malevolent podcast#yorick#my BELOVED#hes got a rose gold iphone and a prepaid phone plan and is ready to solve your problems#my art
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