#to retire with his husband

[thecheshirerat]

Reminder that writing is always good for your skills even if your plot and characters are absolutely batshit :)

Signed, a person who taught myself to write dialogue in a series of short stories called “The Illuminati Chronicles” in middle school, and first figured out how to use a plot outline while writing “The Horrors of the Demon Princess Assassin Katy.”

[airoarts]

Leader and deputy

[Image description: a digital painting of Squirrelstar and Ivypool from Warriors. Squirrelstar is a small dark red cat with green eyes, standing in front of the much taller Ivypool, a gray tabby-and-white cat with blue eyes and many battle scars. The background is dark blue. end ID]

[a-case-of-the-ace]

I think I'd enjoy this saints forsaken show a lot more if we could just stop zooming in on peoples orifices, showing a 2000s cgi of their internal organs. Or at least not so often.

I get it. There's meat in there. It's doing meat things, but somehow not the correct meat things and it's upsetting the rest of the meat.

I just don't need to see it. It's a show about malfunctioning meat, I knew that when I hit play.

[puppypeter]

obsessed with looking at pictures of phil dunster and making up future-jamie storylines in my head

[stuckinapril]

And on this Valentine’s I almost broke down in tears at a wife’s dedication to her heart surgeon husband whose brain is deteriorating with a rare case of dementia

[ace-bucket]

let him retire

[wannabemasterofwindintraining]

Manifesting more cole next season 🙏

[mrsthunderkin]

Sometimes you just gotta go a little nuts

As a treat

[finleycannotdraw]

BENOIT BLANC!!! IS FUCKING GAY!!!!!!!!!!!!

if anyone wants my take on phillip I will happily provide it

[sunrizef1]

The Brazilians were chanting drugovich's name when lance exiled himself in the formation lap

[martianbugsbunny]

With every passing Wednesday I look back on that cameo in the Mandalorian with a slightly greater sense of fear

[arom-antix]

@fishshit @ectobiologay I gotchu

Yakov having war flashbacks when Yuuri recreates the Judas exhibition a decade later

Judas exhibition illustration

Original prompt

[opisasodomite]

Well Thailand has gay marriage now so I guess I can move to Thailand if I, well, wanted I guess lmao

[compacflt]

what dog would icemav get?

im guessing no mangy devil chihuahuas or rescues (compacflt can't be seen with anything but a purebreed) golden retriever might be too on the nose, how about a malinois or a german shepherd maybe an english bulldog (ugly)

idk. i don’t really have a dog in this fight (i don’t care) (pun intended). but it definitely would have to be like a Real Dog. yeah nothing smaller than 70 lbs. a Real Dog. other than that i don’t have any opinions. could be a mutt or a rescue! but it would have to be, you know, handsome and upstanding and like, a Real Dog that you can, like, do stuff with. it is very cliche and on the nose and maybe im only saying this bc i, like, don’t care at all about dogs but ice does seem like the white lab/golden retriever guy and mav strikes me as a german shepherd guy. there are many reasons i don’t think they would ever have a dog (what would they do with the dog?) but not being able to agree on the breed might be one reason they never get a dog. arguing and bickering etc

[silenthill2ps2]

leakers saying leon is gonna be the protag of re9 i would literally rather kill myself. what about jill or sheva or carlos or ada or rebecca or billy or fucking ANYONEEEEEEEEE. LITERALLY ANYONE ELSE

[silviakundera]

gimme more post episode 14 KP fic where Kinn/Porsche get to be fucking extra & intolerably romantic at all times while running their organized crime syndicate. Straight up 90's era Addams Family, Addams Family Values Gomez/Morticia style intense about each other.

I want them making the other crime lords deeply uncomfortable

but also uneasy af about the possible mortal peril of not acting like this all 👌very 👌 OK 👌

because lbr at this point Kinn has a bit of a REPUTATION of just shooting motherfuckers in the head during meetings, it's kind of his thing, and no one wants to be That Guy so.

ALSO it's v v important to me that all of the bodyguards & henchmen ship it.

at least half of them are not exactly yay gay pride but they are 100% pro not dying. Considering how much blood was spilled over the major/minor family feud in the last couple years, it's a goddamn revelation when it hits that as long as Kinn & Porsche are disgustingly sappy husbands no one has to get shot. They realize one day they can even call each other for BACKUP omg. This is amazing. It's like you have.. double the amount of guns & man power..?? Let's pick fights and fuck people up!!!

and that's how the Theerapanyakun empire actually becomes exponentially more aggressive & rules Bangkok with an iron fist because of true love. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯