#to ppl cheering on stoning

[rocks-in-my-vodka]

fuck these vampires. what the fuck are they even gonna do in episode 8 now??? just end it here??? i’ll end myself here?? okay? thank you?

[stoneclaw]

i did /box for clear gpose and promptly developed boxer yul au brainrot. as in that doesnt exist. and i need it to. i need it to NOW.

[fat-fem-and-asian]

even now i feel a rigidity in who i am even now as i try to shirk my previous skin !

[keeira2]

OFF LIMITS (PART2)

part 1 >> part 2

s2rafe cameron x barryslittlesister!reader

summary: rafe and y/n meet again, but when barry has to leave them alone together, they just can’t control themselves..

warnings: drugs mentioned, drug use, snorting, smoking, kissing?, smut, more smut, uhh smut, degrading, sort of manipulation if u squint, swearing, dark!rafe and soft!rafe in the same fic!! :O MDNI 18+ ONLY, if i miss any pls lmk!!

a/n: i js realised i messed up the first part smh so ima fix that now but i’m actually rlly enjoying writing this, mayb i’m ass nd nobody’s saying anything but if anyone likes it ily, this ones def smutty so pls viewer discretion!! also if ppl want more parts lmk cs i’m happy to write more :33

weeks went by without even thinking of ur encounter with the not so charming kook..

another boring day at home by yourself once again, so ur snorting lines on ur vanity after dolling urself up with ur perfectly trashy makeup nd freshly washed hair.

ur wearing a thrifted tshirt which ended right at ur belly button, ur fav denim shorts which left nothing to the imagination and ur stripy thigh high socks.

a loud slam of the door and bickering voices interrupt ur lovely high followed by barrys speaker blasting some nasty music “barry!!” you yell out in frustration, he turned it up louder. finally you had enough, storming out to the living room, slamming ur door shut and prepared to go off until your stopped by the sight of barry smoking a j with none other than the kook.

fuck he looked so good with his hair all messy, his eyes glossy nd exhaling the smoke. but he couldn’t know that, you can almost smell is ego, u can’t let yourself feed into it. so you ignore his smirk as he watches you, arms crossed standing there with ur brows furrowed.

“barry! shut that shit off it’s too loud!” barry just looks at you with half shut eyes and laughs faintly before inhaling again. jesus do i have to do everything myself??

you stomp over to where the speaker is sitting and unplug it, causing very stoned barry to turn around in frustration “HEY! what’d you do that for? we’re js chillin’” hes slurring over his words, yk damn well he’s not gonna listen to you.

you plug the speaker back in, earning cheers from barry and the kook, “yeh yeh whatever barry. js give me some” your tone riddled in sarcasm you drop down on the couch between them, snatching the blunt out of barrys hand, taking a longgg, NEEDED inhale before blowing it out. you lean back into the plushy couch, savouring the feeling.

you can feel the kooks burning gaze as he eyes you up and down, his tongue grazing his lower lip before looking back up again. ‘if i’m gonna sit through this i may as well be fucked up’ you stand up quickly and rush to your room , his eyes following you, you grab ur pink glittery bong from ur vanity which is covered in the cuntiest charms.

you skip back to the living room to see barry heading towards the front door, “where’re u going?” you ask confused.

“gotta go handle some things i’ll be back by tonight. don’t let rafe bother you too much, alright?” he doesn’t even give you a chance to respond before tucking his gun into his shorts and slamming the door behind him.

rafe, huh? cute.. for a kook. you plop down right next to him, bong in hand. while ur packing you hear a groan from behind you. turning around rafe has his head back against the couch, peaking to where your ass meets the pillowy cushions. “eyes are up here rafe” you scoff before the cone piece is full. snatching the lighter out of rafes hand nd ripping the massive cone until your mouth is completly dry nd ur throat starts to burn.

“mmhm, love it when you say my name,” he whispers behind you ,”your rlly pretty, yk that?”your thighs impulsively clench together when he eyes you down once again. the weed is officially taking affect, you rest ur head back into the couch and rafe slips his arm around ur shoulder, scooching closer to you. ‘woww so smooth’ u think to yourself, rolling your eyes.

don’t get me wrong hes got a massive ego, he’s arrogant and he’s cocky. BUT he’s so insanely hot nd u rllyy wanna fuck him. with barry gone you have the perfect opportunity, nd u know he wants it too.

you move ur head to the side to look at him, his lustful eyes already piercing through yours, your thighs noticeably squirming together, you need him so bad.

he leans in until your lips meet his. starting off soft nd slow, quickly turns into tongue and teeth, he’s desperate for you nd u can feel his massive bulge when he takes ur hand to cover it.

“feel how hard you make me, hm?” he groans.

his hands holding ur waist greedily, as if he’s afraid you’ll run away.

“do u wanna fuck me?” you pull back staring at him with doe eyes, ur hands to his chest. impressed with your boldness he eagerly nods before leaning into another hungry kiss, but you pull away.

you snatch his hand and lead him into your room, immediately pushing him onto the bed. you have full control, it’s not usually your preference but it works. ripping off your shirt and shorts, leaving you in ur bra, panties, nd ur thigh highs, coming up to straddle his lap. you hold his jaw in ur hand and kiss him ravenously. u eventually tug at his shirt in attempt to pull it off, finally breaking the kiss he rips it off and pulls u in again.

“ur so fucking hot y/n,” he moans into the kiss, “gonna have you begging for me, princess.”

you feel him suddenly crawl out from under you and throw you into the bed, you can’t help but let out a squeal when he pulls u by your hips and starts ripping ur panties down. “ur a fucking slut, only just learnt my name nd ur already squirming under me, basically begging me to fuck you.” he lands a hard smack to your ass before tugging at his belt, letting his jeans fall, nd pushing his boxers down just enough for his huge veiny cock to sit up hitting his stomach.

ur head turned nd u whimper at the sight of it, u already know he’s gonna stretch you out. he loves the look of fear in ur eyes as u take him in but harshly puts his hand on the back of ur head pushing ur face into the pillows. without any warning at all, he starts ploughing his massive cock into ur soaked tight cunt. you scream at the impact, tears welling in your eyes as he fucks you with no remorse.

“r-rafe, ah fuck PLEASE,” you plead, “s-slower!!” the sound of you making him plough even deeper and harsher into ur desperate cunt.

“ur gonna fucking take it like the filthy whore you are,” he groans, making you instantly wetter, the pleasure and pain making you so so close.

your full on sobbing now, but you fucking love it. another harsh smack to ur ass, “quit fucking crying unless you want me to really hurt you” his degrading words make you squeeze around his cock, ur hands gripping ur sheets as you scream out, “fuckkkkk rafe” your body shaking when ur met with the most mind blowing orgasm of ur life, ur literally seeing stars.

“ah fuck” u hear from rafe, feeling his thrusts get sloppier and his warm come filling ur swollen pussy. the overstimulation making your legs shake uncontrollably.

finally his thrusts stop and he releases his tight grip from ur head, collapsing next to you.

ur sobs are now quiet whimpers, his cum dripping down ur thighs. he turns his body to face yours, his hand cupping your cheek.

“shh, don’t cry beautiful, u took it so fucking well” he comforts you, which surprisingly made you feel so much better. he pulls you onto his bare chest, his hand now playing with your hair.

the warm feeling of ur body sprawled across his makes his heart swell. u are perfect, and he’s gonna fucking ruin you.

[jigzsaw]

Omg I just remembered something similar happened at my last job too. I was a fry cook but the kitchen was open so customers could see into the back. After one guy finished his meal he came to the counter and asked to speak to me and I was really confused and worried bc customers never did that. Then he told me I looked really sad and that he wanted me to know that Jesus loves everyone, including me.

I think most witchy stuff is bs and all that empath stuff is nonsense but one time I went in a ‘metaphysical’ store and I happened to be really depressed and when the cashier saw me (50/60s, white, non-USian) she immediately got up said something about how she knew I wasn’t feeling well and started playing sounding bowls for me. It was really nice and it did feel healing but also ???

[skylark325]

Omniscient Readers View Point Read Through

Ch 73-92

Beginning: Ch 1-10

Note: This was so hype AHHHHHH so many of my favourite scenes

———————

"I am also like Dokja-ssi. We are on the same QA team. I heard the same nagging every time and lived with their contempt.

>when an ugly btch calls you twin

[The constellation who has been waiting for a harem carefully puts both hands together.]

>I…a what

WHO?

"You're not a woman."

>…huh?

She refused to admit that she plagiarized to the end. I grabbed her collar.

>ngl dokja i don’t think anyone ever would 😭

"There is no such thing as a meteorite in my novel!" It was surprising. I thought she would've copied this as well. "I have a sealing stone!"

>girl you’re really not helping yourself here

"By the way, I was in pain a lot back then."

Whenever I looked at this guy's face, I felt the '17 year old Kim Dokja' inside me shrink back.

>as someone who was bullied in hs i remember almost crying reading this scene in the manhwa. get his furry ass dokja

"Yes! I'm really really sorry! I-I was young at the time…"

>that’s BULL! you’re not the only one who was young! using your age as a mistake is only justifiable as long it didn’t hurt others. basic empathy isn’t taught with age, it’s something you should know or you’re just a shitty person. and like YOU WERE SEVENTEEN

"First, I will hit you until all my trauma has disappeared.

>oh yeah fuck him up dokja

[Some constellations are disappointed with your hypocrisy.] [Many constellations are questioning your judgment.] [The constellation 'Secretive Plotter' is watching your judgment.]

>it’s so interesting to me how sp never actually judges dokja on serious stuff. he’s just in the back secretively plotting.

[The constellation who likes harems is cheering on you and Han Sooyoung.]

>didn’t realise there were doksoo truthers in the book but pop off my dude XD

No matter how I thought about it, this was the sound of gunshots. Wasn't the army already wiped out?

>i…oh right this isn’t set in America

"You must be mistaken. My name is Yoo Joonghyuk. Kim Dokja is the name of the guy I hate the most."

> there he goes role playing again

I winked at her. If I knew Han Sooyoung, she would understand what to do from now on. The woman opened her mouth. "I already know that you are Kim Dokja. Stop the unnecessary lies."

> that’s just embarrassing man. it’s ok, you win some you lose some

"I needed something to tell her when I met her." I gave her a moment before continuing. "Because I had nothing else to say to her."

> 😞

Living things with less intelligence than a kobold should do their jobs!"

>Excuse you? WHAT THE FUCK IS A KOBOLD

"Protector… you don't have any qualities suited for Way of the Wind. No, to be honest, you don't have the qualities for almost every skill."

>that’s…damn what are you, my calculus teacher?

'You will be busy when you reach intermediate level'.

> Kdj: once you get that promotion you’re not going to pay attention to me anymore! i’m going to be a neglected wife!

"You are the first person who is more suspicious than Yoo Joonghyuk."

> why does kdj’s perception of ppl range from like-yjh, not-like-yjh and yjh

[The constellation 'Demon-like Judge of Fire' is looking forward to your companionship.]

The messages of the constellations, including Uriel, arrived. What was going on?

> oh gee i wonder what’s going on. wonder if there’s a possibly super hot *enter kdj’s long ass description* man possibly fighting and injured nearby

The bleeding Yoo Joonghyuk was waiting for me there.

> are we sure ways of survival isn’t a fanfic written by dokja?

Even if Yoo Joonghyuk was nearby, he couldn't be found in such a timely manner. It was clear that Bihyung had made a sub scenario to bring Yoo Joonghyuk over here.

>not bihyung sugar daddying his way through the scenarios for dokja. that or he’s the vice captain of our ship after uriel

Yoo Joonghyuk was staring at me with bloody and teary eyes.

> HELP what did I say about the fanfic part

Why was the protagonist of Ways of Survival such a person? The story would've been easier of it was Lee Hyunsung or Jung Heewon.

> bestie you gotta be attracted to them for this to work

"He was like this the whole time. He kept asking me to take him to Kim Dokja…"

> GUYS 😭

But I felt that some of my answers were being diluted in the soup. Did I know Yoo Joonghyuk at all?

>welp existential crisis let’s go

I scooped up the soup with the spoon and put it in Yoo Joonghyuk's mouth. Han Sooyoung watched me blowing on the soup. "You are acting like a wife."

> you see that’s because they’re already marrie- *gets run over by a truck*

I thought it was a loss to me but it turned out to be a huge honey event. Indeed, people should live a good life.

> that’s not…ok then. preach king XD

[The constellation 'Demon-like Judge of Fire' is impressed with your good deed.]

…Was this constellation really impressed with the good deed?

> oh yeah just the good deed dw. definitely not the yaoi you’ve provided in the middle of a shounen show

I frowned at Yoo Joonghyuk's words. Move to the east right now? I saved his life and now he was giving me an order?

> such be them dom daddies dokja

–Don't be so prideful. I really will abandon you.

> sure kdj. in fact i dare you to do it

–Why come to me? I honestly thought you would commit suicide. –Suicide? How ridiculous.

> is it though? like really think about it XD

> i stand corrected 🥲

–I wanted to make her a companion.

> oof rejection isn’t easy man i get it

–She isn't the person I remember. I knew it. Still, I wanted to believe for a moment that the woman in my memories was still alive. I wanted to be with her again.

> ouch think my heart just got ripped out

All the threads were connected to one woman. The woman wearing a tight black battle suit flew through the air.

> MY WIFEEEEEE

–Kill her.

–Then you will be unhappy. –It doesn't matter.

> 😭

"…It doesn't make sense." Lycaon exposed his fangs. "Antinus. The conversation ends here."

> damn my tragic ship 😔✊🏼

–You, are you that weak? –What? –All the words you told me were false. I reflexively raised my body. This bastard…

> yjh sure knows how to get dokja fired up XD

–The one who told me not to give up on this world will succumb to a disaster of this degree?

> did i mention i love their bond

the way both of them know exactly what to say to help the other is so precious to me

If you want to survive, don't answer his questions. But you are still going to die.

> BITCH?

> HSY certified yapper

Imagine being summoned to another dimension, suddenly receiving a powerful strength, spending a hot night with a cute elf girlfriend, saving the world and being loved as a warrior!

> Not all men fr 💀

–My attribute is a 'pro gamer'. What is yours? -What? –I'm asking what can you do well?

> one of my favourite scenes 🥹

"…Uh?" The Hunters Association people from before?" Myung Ilsang laughed.

> …?

does he think he’s in solo leveling?

What could I do well? It was to 'read'.

> i’m so hyped AAAHHHHH

Pathetic. Why the hell did I forget about this skill? Wasn't this the first thing I should've done?

> honestly yeah how did he forget that? it’s like one of the biggest cheat codes he has

I was a 'reader'.

> YEAH YOU ARE

READER REPRESENTATION ARISE!

"Get started." Yoo Joonghyuk stood before me as if he knew what I was trying to do. "I'll block him."

> did your heart skip a beat dokja? cuz i know mine did

A fierce aura started to crush Bihyung's body. The power of the dokkaebi depended on the size of the channel.

> OH THIS FUCKER

how dare he mess bihyung lemme at him. one swing that’s all i ask

[…Please choose a reward.] Bihyung told me with a grouchy expression. He was exhausted by the harassment.

–Personally, I recommend the Infinite Dimension Space Coat. There is one more hidden option. It is easier to transcend later.

> oh god plz let me give him a hug poor bby

–I will speak bluntly. Come to my channel. I am going to expand my channel to the Korean Peninsula. I will be happy to meet your desired items and conditions.

> I THINK NOT BTCH

Bihyung's face turned red and he was tearful as he looked between me and Dokgak. It looked like tears would burst out as soon as he was touched.

> THAT’S IT WHO’S COMING WITH ME

[Constellations. Incarnation Kim Dokja colluded with the channel's streamer, 'Bihyung'. He deliberately concealed his strength and manipulated the development of the scenario. He made the scenarios harder for malicious purposes.]

> i don’t…is this really such a big deal? like people are being murdered and super magical stuff keeps happening. is this really such a big deal in comparison? 😭

[The constellation 'Secretive Plotter' shrugs like it is fine.]

> SEE sp gets me

"Prisoner of the Golden Headband, Abyssal Black Flame Dragon, Demon-like Judge of Fire…"

> not kdj name dropping his fans

[The constellation 'Secretive Plotter' is somewhat annoyed.]

> DUDE SAME

"By the way. As a memorial to my channel, I will do a small event. I mean, a joint event between South Korea and Japan… If you are curious, please connect to #BI-7623 right now. I will draw tickets for the early constellations and give coins―"

> LMFAOOO

A voice was suddenly heard. I instinctively knew. The owner of this voice was now protecting me.

> fangirling so hard rn

Bihyung moved from behind me towards Dokgak. "By the way, were you this small?"

> Oof the burn

———

Previous: Ch 53-73

Beginning: Ch 1-10

[time-woods]

I always seem to be unlucky when it come to the small things- like the one time I was trying to get a coat off of my coat rack, it broke, just snapped off the wall- it was screwed in. The time I accidentally kicked my lamp in my sleep- it didn’t break- but the lampshade is cracked. The multitude of times I’ve either broken or bent a spoon while eating icecream. One of the worst things has to be the 3 pair of house keys I’ve bent and the 1 I’ve straight up snapped in half while trying to open the front door. I’ve opened a can of cat food wrong and I ended up getting nerve damage in my finger because of it- I don’t own a cat- all I wanted to do was feed a stray. The whole salt thing is a story on its own. Ive fallen down because of a slippery mossy stone in a creek and ended up eating absolute shit n busting my chin as i fell, it didnt hurt n i just laughed my ass off. I also nearly fell into said creek while it was storming when i crossed a log to go over it- life flashed before my eyes on that one- i ended up completely upside down on the log. But then, I’ve had a ‘and everybody clapped’ sorta event, we where out for PE and I’m in cross country and while others were walking around the track the cross country group decided to have a little sprint competition, just to see if we could all go around without stopping. We started up- and as I passed this group of girls they legitimately started cheering for me??  We didn’t have ‘popular’ kids at our school but we did have social ppl that people tended to gravitate towards- I still can’t believe that happened, I’m not a long distance runner- I’m a sprinter, but they sure did encourage me to make the full distance (that was the first time I’ve been able to make it round the full track) I used up most of my luck that day I think, and the universe is returning it with minor bad things happening to me.

[sukunasboytoy]

typed this up after watching the movie on opening n i was gonna keep it in the drafts for abt a week before posting it but ppl r talking abt it so im gonna go ahead n post it now !

‼️ cw: alien romulus spoilers ‼️

there is so much to be said abt andy im not even kidding theres so many conversations that can be had they include:

the black chara thats the emotional support for a white chara (andys whole thing is that he tells bad puns to rain to cheer her up - his one n only reason for existence is the do wtvr is best for rain is his literally a black chara that exists to prop up n support a white chara)

white feminism/white tears (how rain centers her own pain over the pain she caused andy, rain victimizes herself n openly argues w andy for turning on her n aligning himself w wy even tho she left him first - ofc they work thru this at the end but yk)

i rlly feel like andy has feelings for rain but hes been ‘brother zoned’ n his line abt ‘u can finally see me as a adult’ is what solidified that for me but i do think a mix of ableism n racism r at play there (black man being infantilized by the white woman he has feelings for bc of his blackness n mental (programming???) disability)

white savorism - inb4 rain ran back to andy at the end of the movie andy depended on rain for survival (needing help to fend off attackers at the start of the movie, rain constantly stepped in n defended andy against the anti-synth bigot which could be read as a metaphor for racism here, but its rain using her privilege as a flesh person (again metaphor for racism n ableism here) to constantly save andy that props her up as the Good Person even tho shes willing to use n abandon him)

andy doesnt rlly have any agency- he does what he feels whats best for rain (black chara used to prop up white chara) gets his agency overridden (by another white chara rook n mu/th/ur) n then makes the switch back to supporting rain (sure he chooses to let rain take the module out but yk plot convenience- they need the black man to sacrifice his life to save the white woman)

like dont get me wrong its great to have a black n disabled chara on screen n its great that he gets to be morally ambiguous (my personal fave) n i like that andy n rain have a complicated messy relationship n they hurt each other (like ppl do) but yk … hard not to notice some of this stuff yk

n i do think its on purpose bc synths r seen as not human/subhuman in the same way poc n neurodivergent ppl r (esp for his lack of empathy n emotions) hes viewed as inherently dangerous (like men of color r viewed as being innately violent n aggressive n mentally ill ppl r seen as violent n unpredictable)

rains decision to leave him behind bc hes “not rlly human bc he doesnt actually feel” is a good metaphor n representation for how poc r used as stepping stones n viewed as not “real” ppl by white ppl n the same can be said for neurodivergent ppl esp mentally disabled ppl rain seems to be fulfilled by andy needing her but is willing to leave him behind the moment including him becomes a hinder ace to her (n ofc its fixed in the end- but i like synths being a more obvious metaphor for ppl who r dehumanized in society aliens have largely been a white cast franchise so taking the narrative of the bigotry that synths face in the universe n having that applied to a synth that is black n disabled is great n i rlly like that the bigotry is portrayed in those subtle ways on screen like andys lack of agency n being used as a literal prop for the white woman by literally existing to support her)

[kamipyre]

COMMON MISCONCEPTION(S).  That she's naive. I mean, she's a forensics and one that specializes in crime scene investigations- she's seen some pretty gruesome stuff, which probably?? Gets to her some time, but compartmentalizing is a necessity to her especially since she feel she has to stay. Being positive and maintaining a cheerful outlook is a necessity for her to stay in the field. This is all to say that while she does have a lot of quirks and a mindsets that seem rather...simplistic or one a child might have, I promise you, she's very capable of having serious and deep conversations. She's dense and oblivious, but that doesn't mean she's a fool.

AN IMPORTANT HEADCANON.  Her paper-folding habits are ultimately a coping mechanism. With her parents and the house they lived in gone in the blink of an eye, Suki literally had nothing else to remind herself of them over the years. Along with becoming a forensic investigator like her mother was, making origami was a way for Suki to preserve the memories she still had of her father. Up until the Origami Killer was arrested, she wasn't willing to let go of her parents or her memories of them. It's only afterwards when she could truly grief the loss and become her own person. 

A USELESS HEADCANON.  She has a very set-in-stone routine when it comes to putting clothes on. The shirt is always first and then the bottoms. Socks are next and then her shoes at the door. Left foot first then the right.

POTENTIAL TRIGGERS.  The normal stuff you would find in Ac*e Att*orney games aka mur*der, vio*lence, de*ath, j*ail, etc. As for Suki, along with those, I would include include ar*son and liter*ary gore although in-depth detail doesn't usually show up with her, these days. This blog also contains pro-crocs rhetoric <3

SOMETHING YOU ENJOY ABOUT (WRITING) THEM.  She's a dumbass, how could I not enjoy writing her? Okay, I actually think she's one of my most realistic characters in terms of arc and mannerisms even if her origami skills might be unreal. She's set in her ways and in how she thinks, which makes it tricky, but very fun for me to figure out the best way to phrase her thoughts. I actually consider her to be one of my most balanced muses so when I do write her, there's even more of the desire for me to do her character justice. But also!! Just bouncing off of all the wonderful ppl we get to write with? I'm very happy to say Suki has palpable chemistry with thankfully everyone she's encountered so far which makes her just that much more of a joy to write <3

SOMETHING YOU WANT OTHERS TO KNOW BEFORE WRITING WITH THEM.  She's a lot more observant than she lets on. The only problem is that her lens of interpretation, especially in her main arc and gag situations, is very skewed...this is all to say, when she analyzes a situation, she'll make a comment that is closest to what is actually happening, but the conclusion she settles on will be incorrect. More seriously though, Suki's ability to (unintentionally) see through facades is a result of her approaching most situations with an open mind and with seeing things as they are, not necessarily as how they should be.

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[ritz-writes-archive]

What was your favorite part of season 4? 😄

ASDFGHJKHGDFSXGFNKNDFJL im so normal about this show okay okay

OKAY. so. there are multiple things i like about season 4. I LOVE that they said dad so many times i lost my mind every fucking time they said it. i love that ao lie is just a lil sunshine boy and i will protect him. tang saying "ive dedicated my entire life to this man" like TANG THATS SO GAY!! then SNUGGLING pigsy?? they r husbands and no one can convince be otherwise.

my fav scene would prob be the mk vs ink mk episode (pitiful creatures). WE GOT MONKEY MK??? LIKE. IVE FUCKING WANTED THAT FOR SO LONG AND WE GOT IT BUT AT THE COST OF MKS ALREADY FRAGILE MENTAL STABILITY 😭😭

some ppl r saying wukong is like mks brother, but i think theres more to it than "mk was born from the same stone at wukong." so im still a firm believer that wukong is technically his dad. and OBVIOUSLY im going FERAL OVER IT.

I love that we got to hear billy one more time. I almost cried when I heard him. I love that macaque made a fucking video game and likes to draw, tho that little drawing on the rock KILLED ME 😭 i love that we got more lore!! we got to see wukong get the fillet put on, we got to see (for a single frame) the fillet being USED on wukong.

JADE JACKASS GOT HIS ASS KICKED AND I CHEERED LMAO. i never liked him so i was like "fuck it azure, get his ass!" ngl whenever azure was talking about overthrowing the jade emperor, i just nodded along like "hes got a point"

the whole season seemed a bit rushed tho tbh? idk theres this weird feeling i got while watching it that i just cant explain. but i still rlly rlly loved it. and there was so much angst and lore and UGHH

i love this show so much and i could go on about it for hours

[mrs-iruka]

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#5

HOSPITAL BREAK

"Do you even care about your health?" Iruka asked angrily.

Kakashi winced and shrank in on himself. Again he'd escaped from the hospital after coming back beaten and bloody.

"One of these days you're going to kill yourself by leaving the hospital early," Iruka yelled.

"I'm sorry, I just wanted to be at home with you," Kakashi said shamefacedly. "It was a long mission."

All the fight went out of Iruka and he wrapped himself around his boyfriend.

"You're an idiot," Iruka said softly.

"But you love me," Kakashi said.

"Kami knows I do. I Love you so very much."

51 notes - Posted August 8, 2022

#4

For @depressedhatakekakashi as you aren't feeling well, I wrote this to cheer you up. It's a Kakairu, and it's 2k words.

Unfortunately I am in mobile, so I can't create a cut! So I apologise to anyone who has to scroll past this fic...

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Get Well Soon

"Kakashi? Kakashi? Are you here?" Iruka called as he stepped into Kakashi's apartment. 

Iruka checked the entire apartment, but hesitated a moment before knocking on Kakashi's bedroom door. 

"Kakashi?" Iruka asked softly as he slowly pushed the door open. 

When Iruka finally stepped inside of Kakashi's bedroom, he saw a lump laying in the middle of the bed with the covers pulled up over his head. 

"Kakashi, are you okay?" Iruka whispered as he crept towards the bed. 

Gently, Iruka sat on the edge of the bed and pulled the sheet down. He found Kakashi out of it, his cheeks a rosy red, and he was sweating profusely. 

Iruka placed a hand against Kakashi's forehead and found the Jounin was burning up. 

"Shit," Iruka muttered. 

Iruka quickly got to his feet and found the linen cupboard. He pulled out a couple of face clothes, before heading to the kitchen to find a bowl to fill with cool water. 

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54 notes - Posted January 26, 2022

#3

Someone definitely forgot to add Viktor's ring! Look closely now 😉

55 notes - Posted March 3, 2022

#2

All three pieces together ❤️

Thank you Mizuno ❤️

65 notes - Posted March 1, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

"Kakashi what are you doing out here?" Iruka asked.

"Do you think that they would be proud of me?" Kakashi asked quietly.

Iruka walked up to Kakashi and gently laid a hand on the other man's shoulder. Before stepping back, suddenly feeling uncertain.

"Kakashi, of course they are. How could they not be? Despite what you might think, the will of fire burns fiercely inside of you. You are strong, loyal, and you care about your village and its people," Iruka said softly, a smile gracing his lips.

Kakashi turned to look at the young man beside him for a moment before turning back to look at the memorial stone.

"I hope you're right," Kakashi whispered.

187 notes - Posted August 7, 2022

Get your Tumblr 2022 Year in Review →

[makeawshclaisy]

My boyfriend does not like to talk very much, but I'm happy he sent me a photo of him smiling. We haven't met yet, but I hope we have a successful relationship. He is already so kind. Sadly, I cannot focus most of the time and am forced to ramble about American drama for rich people's and my enemies' entertainment.

No, they'll always trample on my mind. I'll never be liberated. Happy to find out what it's like to be a human experiment because I love the Jewish race and hate the evil idiots who stone women for sexual immorality.

I miss you so much, Hannah. Her prayer says I'll have seven children which I hope comes true, but the Bible says, "Ask and ye shall receive," but that isn't true.

You better do it. Just do it. And I mean everything so evil who already reigns can find you and the few good people can be sad to lose another one to whatever

But like I said, Mister, like I said, Sir, I will always be waiting for you. Perhaps in death we can be together. But I made you up so that doesn't matter and God is a cruel punisher when he disciplines me but at least I found a dominant because that's what I wanted but it's a year of miracles and some are painful while beautiful at the same time but u don't need to find that out when you're sweet and perfect but few are

... this is what I'm allowed to do to higher powers of miracles, both extremely painful and sweet

... I'm happy I see you both write from time to time.

... Merry Christmas from Samta Clause. If you don't have Christmas cheer all year, people will cry because Christmas is about the gift that keeps on giving and I try but here's some words that won't go to waste hope u git my msgs geniuses and friends bc I forgot I owe u some cents and sense and sins and syns which are synonyms

I repent for being sexually immoral by looking at GIFs and reading erotica from time to time. I haven't dated in years, but now I have a boyfriend. I don't intend to marry due to what they say is my mental health, so those things comfort me(GIFs and erotica). They remind me of a husband I will probably never have, at least not happily and at least not me because others share my body psychologically. Also, I stole some things from a rich store to give to a poor store, but it didn't work out. She is a Christian, and I was being a Christian. Apparently, here are my sins. Sometimes I'm forced to lie, but I don't lie. Don't steal from people; steal from the rich because Robin Hood is a good movie. Don't listen to me because theft is a sin. Don't listen to them because why is it right for rich ppl to be rich when they inherited it and didn't work for it but some did

America is somehow the world's superpower while being under a God that allows a lot of violence and sexual immorality. Of course I'm confused, and it's impossible not to want. You can be forced to not want which is good.

Don't lie.

Don't steal.

Don't murder.

Don't have sex with other people when you're married.

Don't want.

Don't have any other god other than God.

Don't make idols, and don't worship them.

Greed

Envy

Lust

Wrath

Gluttony

Laziness

I'm never allowed to remember the rest bc I'm not allowed to get 100% anymore because evil reigns

Toodles I don't care enough to tell you the rest of the 10 commandments when not wanting is impossible and also the seven deadly sins when they say sixth commandment Satan propaganda again but whatever man I told you I don't have free will and whatever Man and Taylor Swift and Billie Eilish bc wtf kind of world is this wtf kind of simulation is this matrix idk u ask James Alberts bc he said it's a matrix and at least to ppl u pretend schizophrenia to by gaslighting them etc but whatever

[zecoritheweirdone]

samic……………..

[jade-doodles-questionmark]

Angelica began to throw extravagant parties at which guests dined on plates of polished silver. She usually glittered with diamonds and captivated many socialites.

-- Alexander Hamilton, Ron Chernow, p. 258

[appleflavoredkitkats]

random but what are ur guys’ predictions for west end live performances??

[boldlyvoid]

One Night Til Forever

18+ Spencer x Reader

REQUEST: idk if this would necessarily be a request but i’ve always had this fun thought about spencer talking about how he can’t believe he’s never had sex and he’s like idk season 1 and his best friend is his same age and she’s like wdum i don’t think it’s a big deal when it happens it happens and spencer is so shocked because he thinks she’s always so cool and doesn’t care about anything/what ppl say so he’s always thought she’s had sex before and then they have cute awkward funny first times together

warnings: drinking, virgin spencer and reader, first times, penetrative sex, protected sex, love confessions, friends to lovers

word count: 2.3k

Derek and Elle always made it look so easy. They could walk up to anyone, even at a bar in the middle of nowhere like this one, strike up a conversation and end up going home with them. It was wild… how could two strangers have not only enough confidence to go home together but how did they make it seem like nothing at all? As if it wasn’t the scariest thing in the world to Spencer.

He lets out a deep sigh and relaxes against the bar booth. “I’m never going to understand how they do it.”

“Do what?” Y/N has no clue what he means.

“Have… sex,” his voice drops to a whisper. He treats it like something to be ashamed of like they’re doing something they shouldn’t.

“Did you skip so many grades that you missed sex ed week?” She teases him, “do you need a tutorial?”

“No, I mean how can they go home with someone who they don’t know? How can someone like them that much from seemingly nothing?”

She shrugs, “it’s normal for them, I guess.”

‘For them’ his mind gets stuck on her words. “Yeah… I don’t think I ever could.”

“Maybe one day I’ll be confident… but at the same time I don’t date for nothing if I’m with someone I want it to be a long-lasting thing, not a one-night thing,” she explains. “Especially for the first time, it should be with someone you know some-what well, who you trust and really want to do it with. We're not giving anything to someone, we're just picking the right person to experience something new.”

“You haven’t either?” It slips right out.

“Well, no,” she admits. “But I was talking about you, I just meant that I get it.”

“I would’ve never known,” Spencer looks at her carefully, “really? I expected you might have in high school after... all the stories I’ve heard from you.”

She laughs, “no, no, I was just present for a lot of the crazy stuff, I was never close enough to anyone to lose my virginity back then and then I got busy and now I just don’t care?”

Spencer stirs his drink with the straw, “I try not to care, but it’s hard not to when I feel so different already? I never had a normal childhood, I missed out on prom and high school parties and I was too young for college parties… and now I’m a 24-year-old virgin and it’s so visible.”

“Should we have sex?” She drops it like a bomb.

He stutters, turning bright pink and then starting to laugh while making horrified eye contact with her. Part of him thinks he heard it wrong and the other half of him thinks she’s doing it cause she feels bad for him, “no?”

“Oh,” he’s visibly upset. “Yeah, I get it. It would be weird, we’re co-workers and all our friends are the same people so if it didn’t work out it would be bad… and it would be awkward cause you probably don’t feel the same way I do anyway.” Her voice drops at the end so that he can barely hear it.

But he does.

“What?”

“Nothing.”

“No, you said I wouldn’t feel the same you do, what does that mean?” Spencer questions.

“Nothing, really,” she lies again. “But the offer still stands… we could kill two birds with one stone.”

“Can I buy you a drink first?” He smirks at her quickly, “I’m going to need one…”

“Shots. I need at least 2,” she agrees, reaching out for his hand and taking him towards the bar.

They order some tequila, she laughs at his face as he takes the shot with salt and lime, cheering him on as he coughed slightly but went for the second one. He takes her hand as soon as the glass is back on the counter, dragging her to the dance floor and pulling her in close to dance.

She laughs but wraps her one hand around his waist and takes his other in her hand, dancing with him like an old couple in the 40s, barely touching but still sharing a moment. “Having fun yet?” She bugs him.

He nods, “yes, thank you.”

“For?” She stares up into his eyes.

“You make me feel normal.”

“You are?” She doesn’t see him as anything else. “You’re my Spencer…”

“Yours?”

“Yeah, my best friend, my interrogation partner, the Miss Daisy to my Hoke Colburn,” she teases him, it's a constant thing whenever she drives him in to work. He's Miss Daisy. “I love spending time with you.”

“You offer to drive me everywhere,” he reminds her for the millionth time. “And I’m pretty sure it’s because you like to talk to me.”

“Absolutely,” she smiles. “Who else’s going to tell me that cats can't taste sweet things or that there are 11 Finger Lakes in New York?”

“Can I tell you another fact?”

She nods, “please do?”

“Did you know that if you have a crush on someone for longer than 90 days, you’ll never stop liking that person? It’s become such a routine to gain serotonin in the brain when around that person, that you will do anything to keep seeing them,” he explains all while his gaze drops to her lips.

“Did you know that seven seconds is the optimal kissing time to ensure healthy relationships?” She retorts.

He leans in, meeting her halfway as their lips collide. It’s soft, they both breathe each other in as they stay there, happy and content with their favourite person on the other side of the kiss. It’s taken a year for him to gain the confidence to do this, and now he never wants to stop.

As they relax into the kiss, he gets more confident, following her lead and making out with her in the middle of the dance floor. Their bodies move to the song, grinding together as their mouths become acquainted with one another. He’s always wanted to do this with her, and now he gets even more.

—

They keep kissing in the taxi on the way back to the hotel, she tosses a leg over his lap and grinds lightly against his bulge, trying desperately to bite back her smile.

This was all she’s ever wanted… she’s dreamed of the day she’d get enough close to someone that she could experience this, and of all the people in the world, it was somehow Spencer? Her little crush on him has lingered in the back of their friendship the entire time, but she never thought it would happen.

At first, it was because he had such a crush on Ethan that he was heartbroken the first few months they were at the academy, she couldn’t pursue him when he was so sad. Then he moved to having a crush on JJ which never panned out, it wasn’t until Y/N joined the team that they stopped bothering him for striking out. Pun intended.

As soon as the team saw Y/N look at Spencer, they knew she liked him. The teasing switched, they stopped bothering him and moved their focus on getting her to ask Reid out finally. She never wanted to fuck their friendship up, or the team dynamic— god forbid she had to leave the best job she’s ever had because she can’t look at him anymore.

There’s a cough that pulls her out of the moment and away from Spence, “we’re here,” the cab driver announces. “It’s $23.50.”

Spencer reaches into his pocket, pulling out some change and handing it to the man. “Thank you,” he opens the door, extending a hand to Y/N and helping her out too.

He doesn’t drop her hand, he leads her into his building and towards the elevator, “are you sure?” He asks once they’re inside.

She nods, “I would very much like to have sex with you, Spence,” she teases him gently. “Are you sure?”

He nods too, waiting in silence as the elevator reaches their floor and ding open, he follows her down the hall to the rooms they had booked for the case. She takes him to her door, knowing that Spencer was partnered with Derek and she was with Elle, who wasn’t going to be back that night.

“Can I ask you something first before we go in there and everything changes between us?” He spits it out before she can unlock the door.

Her heart drops and she’s suddenly scared, “sure?”

“How come you’re not nervous? I don’t mean to be sexist or anything but… aren’t girls supposed to be really scared and cautious the first time?”

She laughs at his absurdity, “I’d be scared if you were anyone else… I’m never scared when I’m with you.”

“And you don’t mind that I’m terrified?” He holds his hand up to show how badly he’s shaking.

“Let’s go sit down,” she takes his keys from her pocket and opens his door for them.

She takes his hand again and pulls him inside, closing the door and locking it once more. She kicks her heels off, places her clutch on the table by the door, “come on,” she takes his hand again and tugs him into the room more, towards the bed.

They take off their layers, stripping down to their underwear and cuddling close together under the covers, she has a hand on his cheek as she looks up into his eyes with a smile, “you’re my best friend in the world Spence, we can do it whenever you’re ready, even if thats in a week or a month or a year… Or never even.”

He sighs and looks away quickly, “I know you’re my best friend. That’s why this sucks.”

She takes that moment as a sign, thinking this was her chance to tell him and that this was his way of sharing his truest feelings with her anyway.

“Do you want to be my boyfriend?”

His attention whips back to her, his eyes wide and glossy, he looks like he doesn’t believe that she just said that.

“I mean it, I would date you in a heartbeat,” she repeats herself. “Not just to fuck you, not cause I feel bad for you, but because you are my best friend but that’s only the beginning of what we could be.”

He lays his hand delicately on her cheek, caressing her bottom lip with his thumb slightly, “I love you. I have for a long time.”

“Really?” Butterflies erupt in her stomach. “I thought it was just me who felt this way.”

“Hotch tried to tell me you had feelings for me,” he blushes, “I didn’t think he was right… how long have you liked me back?”

“Honestly,” she takes a deep breath, “the whole time I’ve known you. You’re so handsome and sweet, how could I not?”

He leans in and kisses her again, breathing her in and leaning them back against the pillows at the same time. He hovers over her, kissing her ever so gently that it feels like heaven.

Her hands wander his back, and she pulls him down closer, spreading her legs and letting him settle between them. Taking their time takes priority, he’s gentle and soft, and it’s all she’s wanted.

Clothes come off, she’s had condoms in her drawer for the off chance she slept with someone, she never expected it to be Spencer she put it on. They’re both giddy, smiling every time they look at each other and sharing kisses in between.

“Ready?” Spencer asks, hovering over her again and looking between their bodies. She nods, giving him the go-ahead while he pushes in slowly.

It’s a tight fit, not the most comfortable but it feels better when he starts to rub her clit at the same time, “you okay?”

“Yeah,” she feels breathless, swallowing sharply and gripping his shoulders tighter.

When he bottoms out, she wraps her legs around him and pulls him back into a kiss. He’s completely inside her, chest to chest, closer than ever before. It’s glorious, he starts to thrust slowly at first, building as they go, even their kisses get sloppier as they get more and more desperate for each other.

It’s quiet, all they can hear is the springs of the bed, the headboard bumping the wall and the heavy breathing between wet lips. She can’t help but let out a moan, back arching slightly which changes his position and lets Spencer fuck her even deeper, “fuck, Spence…”

He reaches behind her for a pillow, stuffing it under her lower back and pushing her knees up to her chest. She is shocked, he’s so good at this already, he’s not timid anymore as he sees the effect he has on her. He rubs her clit with his thumb, edging her closer and closer.

She reaches for him, cupping her hand at the nape of his neck and pulling him back into a heated kiss. She moans in his mouth, making his hips sputter with overwhelming attraction. He breaks the kiss to kiss her neck, burying his face there, kissing her skin and pounding into her quicker.

It’s all so overwhelming and then he sucks one of her nipples into his mouth, swirling his tongue around the nipple.

She cums unexpectedly.

“Spence, oh my god,” she quakes as she cums. Louder than either of them expected, sending him over the edge too.

His hips sputter and then still as he cums with the most beautiful moan in her ear. He wraps his arms around her, between her back and the mattress, holding her tight and kissing her neck and shoulder while muttering thank yous.

She giggles, “oh my god…”

“We did it,” he can’t stop smiling, still inside her and snuggling into the crook of her neck. “Holy… we’re not virgins anymore.”

“Nope,” it’s so funny in their shared euphoric high. It’s so funny to them that they can’t stop giggling together.

He pulls the pillow out from under her, they get more comfortable but they stay together. “I love you,” she sighs, relaxing against the mattress again and rubbing his back as he lays on her chest, content as ever.

“I love you,” he smiles, “thank you.”

“Thank you,” she smiles right back, pressing a kiss to the top of his sweaty forehead. “This was exactly why I waited.”

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