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Did i hit the post limit on @ritz-writes? Yes.

Did i know side blog posts count toward all blogs? No.

Do I regret it? Not even a little.

I am all powerful 😎

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did... did you. whoever you are. make a blog/sideblog JUST to try and get Concealer up to 1,000 notes to get the sequel

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UPDATE (PLEASE READ)

Hi there! This account has been moved to @ritz-writes. I'm only keep this one open so all of my posts and asks are still here.

You can also find me at:

@multifanritz ⇐ I post about anything that isn’t Monkie Kid here.

@ritzdraws ⇐ This will eventually be where I post my art, but it’s empty right now.

@lovesick-ritz ⇐ Spam account. Mainly used for reblogging back and forth with my fiancé.

AO3: RitzWrites

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probably gonna merge this blog with @ritzhasmonkeybrain soon, so that will end up being my main

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A persons fanfic tells you a lot about them, i , a fanfic writer, realize in terror

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HA??? HELLO??? I WASNT EXPECTING. THIS?? UHMMM

i literally. i saw i was tagged in smth and was like "oh?? who tagged me??" AND THEN I EXPLODED???

LOOK AT ME!! LOOK AT MY BIG GLASSES!! I GOT A SCRUNCHY!! LOOK IM. AHHHWAHHHHHH

LOOK AT SKITTLE. LOOK HOW COOL MY LOVE LOOKS. LOOK AT EGGIE. LOOK AT ALL THE PRETTY FACES

im 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺💖💖😩🥰🥰🥰😩😩

THANK YOU YOUR ART IS SO GOOD!!

Journey to the reader-verse!

I fit as many as i could but I'm sure i missed a few 😅 (if anyone wants a drawing removed lmk)

@skittlescripts @ritzhasmonkeybrain @semisolidmind @thesexydancingcrepe @theweepingegg @rinitachan @riuhere @rennsdeaddoves @zamypachi

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Okay, I've got one I'm curious about:

Add in the tags if you feel like your favorite Pokemon is unpopular/an uncommon favorite.

My favorite is Ninjask, and I've only had a couple other people say it's also their favorite.

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me: im gonna drink coffee so I can hopefully focus on writing! :D

the coffee an hour later: *makes me overstimulated*

me: hm. thats not ideal.

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Childhood friends?

To enemies?

To lovers?

…hey, Stella, how about you just rip my heart out now. It would probably hurt less.

///POSSIBLE SPOILERS FOR MY PLANS THIS MIGHT CHANGE BUT YEAH HERE YA GO////////

Redson trapped Mk between him and the table, the staff held tightly in Mk's hands between the two of them. Keeping them apart as its golden ends glimmer in the moonlight leaking through the windows

Mk looked up at Redson, Her red eyes glowing in the dark room and fixated on him, her eyes squinted and her dark skin illuminated by the soft glow of both her eyes and the small flickers of light from her hair.

Mk wonders how long it will take for it to engulf completly in flames.

he probably wouldnt be able to tame them this time.

"you understand what this means" Redson said, his words without the tilt of a question, a statement.

"your not stupid Xiaotian, so stop acting like it"

Mk looks down, Redson's chest so close to Mk's hands that hold onto the staff with an iron grip.

He's not scared, no. He could never be scared of Redson hurting him. Not really. He's keeping the staff close and held tightly.

"you know exactly what your doing, you know what it means to hold that staff and stand against me"

Mk looks back up at Red, his ears flick at those words.

"against my family"

Mk doesnt say a word.

"so say something dammit!"

Red's hands tighten on the table, cracking its surface. Mk doesnt flinch.

"....nothing...heh, maybe you are as stupid as yo-"

"i regret this"

Redson's eyes widen. the affect of his hair dimming.

"not picking up the staff, or keeping it away from you. I regret not being there for you when you needed me. i should have tried harder i should have been better"

Redson opens his mouth to speak.

"then again, you were the one to cast me aside first"

Mk looks down, the staff in his hands is heavy.

"and now we're stuck like this because we're both too stubborn for our own good"

Its Redsons turn to be speechless, his hair igniting once again with flames and light. this time it floats strong around her head and illuminates the center of the room where Mk an Redson stand. like spotlight centering on them, because this is thier moment and not a soul would dare to interupt.

Redson grabs Xiaotians chin, Xiaotian doesnt flinch and he doesnt pull away as Red raises Mk's head to hold eye contact.

"if you want to be a hero so badly, ill show you what happens to heros"

"is that a threat?"

"that weapon you hold so close is a threat against my family. only fair that i return the favor"

Mk's eyes widen, his ears fan out and glow thier vibrant colors. just like he's seen his father do.

his eyes glow, golden light as Redson saw in the eyes of the Monkey king as he sealed his father away.

"you are threatening my family, my home...i wont stand by and let you hurt them.

Redson lets go of Mk. his hands let go of the cracked table as he stepped away.

"Leave"

Mk doesnt cry, he doesnt beg for forgiveness like last time. He does nothing as Redson turns to leave.

Its only fair to return the favor.

>:)

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Ya'll arent ready for TS spicynoodles after the "baby" arc.

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For the character ask game

Those demons that play soccer as kids in impossible deliveries

Uhmmm I'm not sure I have any hc's for those guys, but you also gotta send one of the emojis on this post lol

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For the headcanon thing! How about MK with 🫂 🧸📓 and 😶?

🫂 A friendship headcanon

I think when MK became friends with Mei and Red Son, they both had a similar thought of "this guy doesn't care about my family? He just cares about me." Cuz with Mei, I feel like they've been friends since their were kids, and when he told him who she was and like her parents and stuff, he's just like "Cool! Do you still wanna go to the arcade?" And with Red Son, he was literally (and kinda still is?) a villain! But MK just sees him as Red Son. Not DBK's son, not another demon, not an enemy. Just a friend. I really love that.

🧸 A headcanon about their childhood

Okay, completely disregarding s4, my hc for MK was that he had shitty parents. They weren't good to him, and as soon as they were able too they kicked him out. He lived on the streets for a bit, but then Pigsy found him and took him in. I also have a small hc that MK used to be scared of demons as a kid cuz his parents were racist and told him awful things that he now knows aren't true.

📓 A headcanon about their hobbies

There is no way MK HASN'T written at least ONE Monkey King fanfiction. Or a comic or something. I'm also super convinced that he draws on himself a lot. If you give him a marker and leave him alone with nothing to do, he will be covered from head to toe. He'll take his shirt off if you aren't careful lmao

😶 A random headcanon!

Random, huh? Hmm.... Well he's autistic obviously, but that's basically canon at this point lol. Uhhhhhh... idk why, but I feel like he has a stash of instant ramen somewhere in his room. He KNOWS Pigsy will disown him /j if he ever found it, but he 1: doesn't always have the energy to make actual food and 2: legit just loved the flavor. Not that he'd ever tell Pigsy that

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Metaruu’s Headcanon Ask Game

Send in a character or characters and an icon and I’ll give you…

🏳️‍🌈 A sexuality headcanon

🏳️‍⚧️ A gender headcanon

😇 A headcanon about their religion/lack thereof

🧸 A headcanon about their childhood

👻 A headcanon about what scares them

🎶 A headcanon about music

👽 A headcanon about a weird quirk of there

💤 A headcanon about their sleep

🦾 A disability headcanon

💝 A headcanon about their love language

🫂 A friendship headcanon

💔 An angsty headcanon

🪢 A headcanon about their family

📓 A headcanon about their hobbies

👗 A headcanon about their clothes

🔪 A headcanon relating to fighting/violence

🌟 A headcanon about their desires/wishes

🥇 A headcanon about what they’re best at

🍫 A headcanon about food

🎭 A headcanon about what they lie about

❤️‍🔥 A romantic headcanon

💄 An appearance headcanon

🖕 A headcanon relating to anger

😺 An animal related headcanon

😬 A headcanon about the worst thing they’ve done

😭 A headcanon about the worst thing that happened to them.

😶 A random headcanon!

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Hmmmmmn how about C, S, and and V?

I already answered S here <3

C: What character do you identify with most?

Omg yes yes i wanted this question. MK!!! I identify with MK so fucking hard. He's literally me. He tries to be as optimistic as possible, tries to be happy so everyone else is happy, tries to carry the weight of the world on his shoulders. I was SO happy when he got a breakdown in s4, cuz he NEEDED IT. He was bottling up so so much and I was so relieved he was able to finally let it all out. So yeah. MK <3

V: A secondary (or underrated) character you want to see more of in fic?

Nezha comes to mind first, but I really REALLY want to see more fics with MK interacting with Yin and Jin. idk why, I just love them. I read one fic (i have no idea where it is) where one of them was hurt and the other took him to MK and it just. It scratched an itch i didnt even knew I had.

I love them and I want to be their friends 🥺

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N and T

N: Is there a fic you wish someone else would write (or finish) for you?

If you mean WIPs, then no. If you mean an idea in general? I am BEGGING for more LMK time travel fics

T: Any fandom tropes you can’t stand?

Not really a trope, but I very much do not vibe with WukongxErlang. I just find it icky (no offense to those that do like it. i just dont like him lmao). I also refuse to read hurt no comfort. If it has a bad ending, I get depressed :,) OH. Macaque being an asshole is also kinda icky for me. I love soft Mac, so I normally avoid the fics that depict him as fully bad with no redemption whatsoever.

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For the ask meme, D L X ? (If that's too many just D

D: Is there a song or a playlist to associate with [insert fic]?

the specific playlist i associate with Tangled star iiiissss

but a specific song would without a doubt be this.

L: What’s the weirdest AU you’ve ever come up with?

Loll its gotta be...hm. i dont make a bunch of au's so probably that on au that had like two days time on this blog where Mk and Mei kidnapped everyone in the celestial realm for a sleepover.

not even erlang could withstand thier power.

X: A character you enjoy making suffer.

God its so hard to choose, everyone ends up suff-

Mk and Nezha

I cant choose one okay they both go through SO MUCH in my stories

you guys are so lucky Mk's still a baby in TS

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S

S: Any fandom tropes you can’t resist?

Specifically fandom tropes, Wukong calling MK his kid. It just scratches the itch (that itch is probably daddy issues lmaoo). ESPECIALLY if it's in a heated moment. Like, he wasn't expecting to say it.

"You should have thought about that before you fucked with my kid."

That sorta thing. Beautiful. Elegant. I'll read it a thousand times and never get tired of it

Tropes in general, whump and hurt/comfort. I call myself fictionally sadistic at this point lmao