#to my followers

[myafterlifeisbetterthenyours]

The angelic peeps (I don’t mind who) with a sinner reader who had been mistaken as angel because of their form. Just them getting shooed inside heaven and ends up being like 👁️👄👁️????

Hell is forever! And Heaven... is also forever?

Adam

Now, when you'd appeared, you had no idea where you were, or what the actual fuck was happening.

So when you witnessed an angelic figure slashing down some creepy little creature, you naturally freaked out.

When you were approached by an angel, if that angel shopped at forever 21.

The Goth angels having their weapons drawn you'd freeze, the two freezing as they stared at you.

"The Hell are you doing here?" One would as with a disnctly feminine tone.

You, completely off guard, would blurt out. "I'mmm... lost?" You speak, feeling like you were playing the greatest gamble of your life.

The two would look at each other for several moments before one would sigh. "Great, a normie?"

"We sure they're a Winner?" The second Angel spoke.

"Mmmm." The second hummed. "You ever seen a Sinner look as good as them?"

The second placed a hand to her chin. "... Nah."

The first groaned, rubbing her oddly yellow Gray face. "If this gets out, this is gonna be a mountain of paperwork."

"Uhhh, we don't have paperwork." The other hummed, raising a brow.

"Yeah well, if Adam finds out about this he'll make us sign autographs for him for the next 3 weeks."

"I don't know why he does that, he's the only one that uses them."

As the two grumbled between each other, you just stood there, waiting and unsure of what to do as the two bitched back and forth.

After a while more of this, they'd snap to you.

"Alright, fine, come on then." The angel grumbled, walking over to you.

You didn't get to react before she suddenly grabbed you, flying up into the air and scaring the crap out of you. It took a minute but they flew you through the massive hole in the sky.

She placed you on the cushy cloud like road, the Angel hushing you as she snuck you past St. Peter, popping open the gate and shoving you inside.

"Look, you didn't see anything. I didnt see you. You didnt see us. Got it!?" She asked coldly.

You just nodded back, the woman glaring at you before shutting the gate, leaving you... somewhere.

That answer was quickly, well, answered, as turning around you found yourself in... Heaven.

Oh, well that's...

Wait?

HEAVEN!?

Did you just... luck your way into heaven?

Apparently you did as you were quickly welcomed into heaven, the populous eagerly welcoming you.

And well... it was Heaven!

Everything was fun and carefree and there was So. Much. Singing!

It'd be when you attended a rock show, you eagerly watching as Adam himself played lead, the whole thing incredible.

Youd somehow end up behind the scenes after the show, a variety of virtue Winners all flaunting over the Band members, especially Adam, the man surrounded by Winners.

Of course, your appearance instantly caught his attention, the man perking right up and the next thing you knew the man was all over you, the man boldly chatting you up.

Now, Adam was... well, he was a prick, but he had a charm to him when he w a s trying to be charming, the man a mix of complements and criticisms, the man always sure to play himself up.

Now, look, your not entirely proud, nor ashamed, but well... you fucked.

And admittedly... it was pretty good. Adam was a dick but, well, he knew how to use his... mostly.

And that's how you fucked the first man.

Now, you have no doubt his initial interest was all about your physical appearance, after all, your body had been what got you into heaven in the first place.

Now you'd think after that first night you'd never see the Man again, expecting to be another one of his 'conquests', before he moved along on.

Okay, so yeah, you had his number.

And yeah, he regularly called you up for a booty call.

But its not like you totally hung out after said booty calls. Eating takeout and casually chatting.

Or just laying on his belly as you scrolled your respective phones, neither of you saying anything as you just chilled.

And you totally didn't perk right up when you saw his caller ID, greeting him as 'dickmaster', the two of you flirting hard before you'd end up at his place.

And sure, you had a drawer at his place, and a pillow, not to mention a bathrobe.

...

...

...

Well fuck.

Okay, yeah, so you were, uh, 'going steady', not that the first man would admit as much, but yeah, things were, well, fun.

Sure Adam could be a dick, but with some strick words, and a smack across the face, the man was surprisingly apologetic. Like, he was still a dick, and an ardent one at that, but behind closed doors he was amazingly simple, the man quite chill as you enjoyed each other's company.

Now, you'd always kept your status as a sinner hidden, I mean, it's not like anyone suspected you, how could a sinner end up in heaven, am I right?

But you were in Hell, and well, he wasn't super open about it, but it was clear Adam detested the Sinners, the man proudly speaking on how much he despised them.

Your relationship would develope on for several months before he noticed something off with you.

"Where's your Halo?" He'd ask so causally after you'd both chewed down on some Chinese food.

You'd freeze, mind rushing as you thought up a valid excuse, going over the several you'd made up in a paranoid stupor.

"It... uh, it's kinda ugly, I keep it stored away."

The man stared at you for several minutes, before shrugging, the two of you going right back to how you were.

And so, you went on for several more months like this, growing even closer, spending a great amount of time with each other.

It'd be one day as the man goes on and on about 'filthy sinners' you unsure how to react, as on one hand you kinda were a sinner, but on the other you could go the rest of eternity without ever broaching the subject.

But well, why make things easy.

So you brought it up, asking him what he really though.

Unsurprisingly, the man had not a kind word about them, so you asked cooly what if you were a sinner?

Of course, you asked it in a flirty tone, the two of you quickly getting playful.

He'd tell you how he'd have to 'punish' you, giving you his 'righteous sword', the two of you having some especially nasty sex.

Your life was good, you and Adam got closer and closer, to the point you ended up moving in with him.

Everything was perfect... and then it wasn't.

You'd been found out. Over something so simple too.

Your blood.

You'd cut your finger.

You bled.

Their blood was gold.

Yours wasn't.

It hadn't come up, but one of the seraphim noticed, and... well.

The courtroom was something.

Adam losing his shit over this whole thing, while you just kept quiet.

Eventually you'd confess, telling them how you'd been ushered in during an extermination, you honestly not even sure where you were supposed to be.

You'd apologise to Adam, in tears as you told him you loved him, and that you never meant to cause any of this.

Now, it wasn't just a one sided argument, Adam as well as many of your friends came to your defence, many pointing out how you'd fit right in in heaven for ages, and now all of a sudden it was an issue?

That would certainly cause some issue amongst Heavens leadership.

Adam was especially vocal, saying he hated Sinners more than anybody but you clearly weren't like the other scum that get spit out into Hell, you were... special.

Now, there's 2 ways this could go.

1. Heaven simply doesn't care, expelling you from Heaven leaving your friends and Adam to fight for you. I doubt Adam would fall for you, but he'd certainly keep fighting for you, ironically, in this timeline, Adam would 100% be on Charlie's side. Man absolutely all for redemption.

Especially if you joined the hotel, you kinda being proof Sinners could live in heaven.

It'd be quite the star crossed lovers situation, the both of you from different worlds, doing your absolute best to be reunited.

Or 2. You'd be put under 'house arrest', you being restricted to a very limit area, I.e. Adams apartment, the two of you under guard most hours of the day while they 'figured things out'.

And youd basically spend all your time with Adam, the two of you growing even closer, and again, he'd be on Charlie's side this time around, man eager not so much to work with Hell, but to see if there was a way to get you in heaven permanently, he'd bloody well fight for it.

Emily

Showing up to heaven, you'd quite literally run into her, meeting Emily, the young Seraphim eager and always happy to meet a new resident of heaven.

Especially one as appealing to the eyes as you were.

You'd have some fun moments, the girl eagerly showing you around.

Funnily enough, that'd keep happening.

You'd find her randomly, or she'd find you, the two of you bumping into each other often as she showed somebody around.

And so, you'd tag along, the two of you often showing new residents the ins and outs of heaven. You gaining quite a large pool of friends for your efforts.

The two of you would steadily grow closer through this, spending lots of time together, you'd developed a fairly flirty relationship, as while she was undoubtedly innocent and pure, she wasn't above some playful flirting, though she always kept it wholesomely chaste.

You'd spend more and more time together,

Spending long periods together, you'd grow closer and closer, you and Emily developing quite the... ship.

I say 'ship' cause it wasn't quite a friendship, nor a relationship. You were in a limbo between the two.

It'd be one day after you stood up for her with a particularly rude arrival, the man seemingly loosing his mind.

Not all too odd. People had very different reactions to finding out they're dead.

But it'd be as you helped her too her feet, gently cupping her face that you'd ask her out on a date. Like, a date-date, kinda date.

And with that adorable blush of hers, she'd agree.

It was a simple affair.

You'd take her to dinner, a simple, humble dinner. Nothing crazy or over the top, just an intimate little thing.

Just like your relationship.

And after walking her home, you started dating with a warm kiss, and not much really changed.

You still spent all day together, showing arrivals around and just having fun.

But now~ you got to kiss. And you had date nights. Your relationship and romance only growing stronger by the day.

You'd actually end up telling Emily about you being a sinner.

It'd be something you wanted to tell her for ages, you telling her about everything.

How you were in Hell, and ended up in heaven, and you'd been there for so long you honestly didn't know where you belonged.

Emily of course was sooooo supportive, the woman promising to keep your secret, swearing to protect you.

You'd honestly live a very happy life with her, the two of you happy with just each other, even as you hid your past, constantly paranoid somebody would realise it one day.

Now there's kind of two ways this could go.

The first; your found out and Emily gets exposed for hiding you. A very serious action, though teeechically not illegal as it'd never been done before.

But still, knowingly hiding a sinner was a serious offence.

So, it could go two ways, either heaven realises that you aren't this evil monster, likely confining you to your home, monitoring you at all hours, likely only letting Emily visit.

It'd be tough, but upon Pentious' redemption the question of you being opened again, Emily being even more eager this time round.

Or they outright exile you, Emily potentially getting into trouble due to it.

Regardless of what happened, you and Emily would love each other, through thick and thin.

Lute

NOW!

I think we all know Lutes opinion on Sinners, an opinion she'd make sure you knew.And while it was a major insecurity for you, terrified she'd find out.

Of course, Lutes wouldn't believe it possible, you being a sinner. You were waaaaay to attractive to be some filthy Sinner.

Yet outside of that, you had such a passionate romance, the two of you doing many, MANY unholy deeds in the bedroom.

Your romance was... let's say physical.

Lute was a dominant individual, forced to be when dealing with Adam most days, as such, easily took charge of most situations.

Now, you'd keep your past hidden, naturally, not wanting to destroy your relationship.

The purges would be... a contentious point. The girl no doubt telling you, either directly or indirectly, and while she thought little of it, it would shake you, knowing the person you loved relished killing souls so avidly.

Lute... well, she'd certainly have a reaction to this.

Having the person she loved challenge her beliefs would leave her a little off guard, the woman forced to really reassess her beliefs.

Now, I don't see her genuinely changing those beliefs entirely, but I could see her toning them down, the woman maybe even a little compassionate to their plight.

Now... there's a reasonable chance Lute would figure out what you were, despite your good looks, the woman has first hand experience with Sinners, so she'd know far better then most on what a sinner looks like.

But she also wouldn't care too much to pay attention to what makes a sinner a 'sinner'.

But... well, it'd come out eventually.

Likely you telling her, confessing to her that your not sure if your supposed to be in Heaven or Hell, Lute completely caught off guard.

She'd likely outright ignore it, shrugging it off, believing it all a misunderstanding. And if you pushed the subject she'd shut you down, telling you not to talk about it.

But it'd be as you held her to your chest, the woman crying as she sat in your lap, arm missing.

You'd tell her your sorry, that you love her, but you were a sinner, and that you understood if she despised you, but you couldn't live a lie anymore.

And so, after caring for her, ensuring her arm was cared for, you'd turn yourself in

Ironically just as Pentious was reincarnated and well, the next step would be on Lute.

Hey y'all, I wanna thank you all for 4 THOUSAND FOLLOWERS!!! I am so honoured so many have deemed me good enough to follow.

(I do want to apologise for taking so long, I've been dealing with a tremendous amount of personal issues and haven't had much time for writing.)

But seriously, I wanna thank every last one of you for being here and supporting me. I love every last one of you and I hope my content has helped at least one of you feel better.

P.s. I would have done more angelic character, and might in the future, but I was drawing a blank and wanted to get this out asap.

[alastor-simp]

𝕋𝕙𝕚𝕤 𝕚𝕤 𝕞𝕪 𝕤𝕖𝕔𝕠𝕟𝕕 𝕄𝕒𝕤𝕥𝕖𝕣𝕝𝕚𝕤𝕥, 𝕤𝕚𝕟𝕔𝕖 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕠𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕣 𝕠𝕟𝕖 𝕚𝕤 𝕔𝕠𝕞𝕡𝕝𝕖𝕥𝕖𝕝𝕪 𝕠𝕧𝕖𝕣𝕗𝕚𝕝𝕝𝕖𝕕. ℍ𝕠𝕡𝕖 𝕥𝕙𝕚𝕤 𝕨𝕚𝕝𝕝 𝕞𝕒𝕜𝕖 𝕚𝕥 𝕖𝕒𝕤𝕚𝕖𝕣 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕞𝕪 𝕗𝕠𝕝𝕝𝕠𝕨𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕟𝕖𝕨 𝕣𝕖𝕒𝕕𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕥𝕠 𝕗𝕚𝕟𝕕 𝕞𝕪 𝕨𝕠𝕣𝕜𝕤. 𝕊𝕥𝕒𝕪 𝕥𝕦𝕟𝕖𝕕 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕦𝕡𝕕𝕒𝕥𝕖𝕤!

𝕄𝕒𝕤𝕥𝕖𝕣 𝕝𝕚𝕤𝕥 #𝟙

✦Hazbin Hotel✦

✪ Demonic Savior - Demon Alastor x Fem Human Reader (TW! MDNI) → ♥️

✪ Hazbin Hotel Gang Reacting To Video Games →

━ Part 1 (Charlie, Vaggie and Angel Dust)

━ Part 2 Coming Soon

✪ Trick Or Treat - Alastor x Fem Reader Halloween Special ( Eventual Smut 18+) →

━ Beginning Chapter (🎃),

━ Trick Chapter and Treat Chapter (Coming Soon)

✪ Never Been Kissed - Alastor x Female Reader (Romantic Fluff) → 💋

✪ Cuddling By The Fireplace - Alastor x Female Reader (Flufftober) → 🧡

✪ I Won't Ever Be Scared Of You - Alastor x Female Reader (Fluff) → ♥️

━ Sequel to my "I See No Fear In Your Eyes" (💖)

Credit Divider To @steddiecameraroll-graphics

[arrowheadedbitch]

Hey guys, just wanted to share my discord link on here! If any of my followers or mutuals would like to try and talk to me more or get to know me a little, this is the way to do it!

Also, it's pretty small pond so don't worry about there being to many people in it. There's 7 members as I type this.

Anyways, I love you, i love you, i live you all, byeee!!♡♡♡

[peach-cream-tea]

Some tmnt 2k12 hot takes

Thank you to @ilovebeingaturtle for the blank and flag versions that i used 👇👇

[justpoliteconversations]

Hello Everyone,

Personal rant. Be warned.

It's been a long time, but I'm finally starting to recover. I hope everyone's been well and life has been kind to our little community. I've missed you guys and thought of you all often, even if I wasn't in the headspace to come back yet.

I'd also like to thank all of my little Shadows, commenters and communication partners for your consideration and well wishes while I was away. I wasn't sure what I expected when I peeked back into my account this morning, but your messages were a comforting welcome.

Honestly, they gave me the courage to creep back in even though I feel clumsy and anxious after so long of an absence. So, thank you guys for giving me the strength to post this message.

As of right now, I am reacquainting myself with the LU/Zelda fandom and their associated media. Last night, I found the energy to play my BOTW for the first time in nearly 6 months and enjoyed it, even though it was a brief playing period.

I haven't read the new Linked Universe updates yet, but I'm staring them down intently at the moment. The one good thing about an extended absence, is the multiple updates you come back to.

As of now, these are still on the agenda:

-Apple Merchant Series

-The long overdue Twilight fic.

-The Yandere Series

-The Breakdown Series (This one is still alive, just hibernating.)

(*If I've missed anything, please let me know. It's been a while and my memories are spotty at the moment.)

For those of you still here after all this time, thank you all for staying with me despite my lengthy absence. I'll be working towards properly settling myself back into the community and (re)familiarizing myself with my works in the coming days (weeks, if needed). I'm grateful to you all for your patience and understanding, and hope you've all had new and interesting content to keep you inspired and thriving all these months.

-Polite

[worrynoodle]

This is the last I will say

If you follow me and you voted republican, or were eligible to vote and refused to, block me.

I don't want you to interact with my art, fics or posts. I want nothing to do with you. You aren't welcome here.

[punstar]

[squirrelmop]

To my followers

HI! 👋😀 I am accepting free requests from my followers. 1 request per person. No commitment to any of us: while I will do my best to come up with something cool, you are in no obligation to like or reblog it.

[lyngleantonial]

Life is tough for me, so tough, that's when I found out, I love pokemon games so much..

I love my dubwool (wooloo evolved), my sylveon, my flygon, my diancie, my zygarde, and all of my poke-buddies.

I love them so much, because they are my only intimate best friends, although they were just virtual.

I hate my life, it's too tired, so despressed. To be clear.

I'm so fucked up. Please. Can someone talk to me? I want to talk about my kin, my favourite stuff, not locked in the house, I'm so tired.

...So tired... Please talk to me just a bit...

[wistfulpoltergeist]

Only this Month and only for my Tumblr kittens and puppies - I give to you... MARKO, a trans guy!

Happy Pride Month!

Do not re-upload

Do not claim as yours

For personal use only

Next month (July 2023) the link will be unavailable. Huge thanks to all cc creators!

[myafterlifeisbetterthenyours]

OKAY!

So let me lay this all out. This scene in which Blitz and Moxxie meet:

Moxxie met Blitz over a year ago, cause well, Millie and Moxxie celebrate their anniversary together, Meaning this image:

Is likely recently after Moxxie was betrayed by Chazz.

BUUUUUUT

This also means, Moxxie met Millie while he knew Blitz, whiiiich explains this scene where he complains about how close Moxxie is to Millie, choosing her over him.

BLITZØ. IS. JEALOUS. HE. HAS. TO. SHARE. MOXXIE. WITH. MILLIE!!!

And it finally explains why Moxxie puts up with Blitzø.

Blitz was there for him at the lowest point of his life, he's literally his best friend.

Other then Millie herself, of course.

[alastor-simp]

New Story Idea Poll!

[cynthiadasorceress]

I realize I haven't said this, so let me do it now: this blog is a safe space for weird people. This is a safe space for plurals, systems (no matter the origin), alterhumans, LGBTQ+ people of all kinds, neurodivergent folks, the mentally ill, regressors (pet, age, or otherwise) and so many other groups I didn't list. Even if you're just generally weird or an 'outcast,' you are welcomed here. You shouldn't need to hide your interests, hobbies, or personalities just because it isn't 'normal.' I'm a Little Nightmares-obsessed creature who identifies as an omen of chaos and does quads around her house for fun. I'm not in a position to call people weird, and until you start to intentionally hurt people, you don't need to hide here.

You are valid. You are loved. You would be missed.

If you have nobody in your life you think loves you and would miss you, just know: I love you, and I would miss you. I may not know you, but that doesn't stop me.

Don't forget that. You are loved, no matter what.

[britney-rosberg06]

also same anon but i forgot to ask!! who are you supporting in f1?

i am a very hesitant McLaren supporter. Oscar and Lando seem to be good friends/drivers and i like the brands whole vibe. A lifetime of baseball/american football has a taught me to bet on the underdog and that young blood is the best chance the underdogs have. I like Max enough (if we’re allowed to like multiple teams/drivers) that i wanna see how he does—his whole dominance last season i’ve learnt about is interesting and so much fun. Thanks for asking! i’m excited to get started this season!

[bluepulsebluepulse]

Sending love out there to all my fellow bluepulsers out there. 💙♥️

Especially those doing it tough mentally, physically, or as I'm lately feeling it; financially. Just know that even though things may feel sucky or straight up $#!+...

I'm right there with you with my anxiety levels, my aches and pains, and my "oh my god I need to start selling my nudes on OnlyFans to reach my financial goals".

You're not alone. You have my sympathy. Please be kind to yourself, since the world won't be. And read some Bluepulse fanfic or browse some Bluepulse fanart before bed.

You've earned it. ♥️💙