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[finnegansundaysociety]

napoleon x gaby x illya ❌

the man from polyuncule ✔️

[canardroublard]

TMFU + Text posts (8 / ?)

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[macaulaytwins]

No one:

Not a single soul:

Me: ok but they should make a sequel to The Man From U.N.C.L.E.

[padmesgreene]

the man from u.n.c.l.e. soundtrack is a work of art, like really.

[derevosky]

rusame taglist hell

alfred is thirsty af - pls keep your dick in tact, alfred 

america: annoyed - america being done with russia

america is a child - don’t let his age fool you

au rusame - people are imaginative tbh

babies being badass - (or badasses but it really sounded weird to me lmao)

blame the vodka - one or both of them got drunk

bromantic - them being bros (kinda)

canonlike rusame - those damn artists and their art looking like canon (thank u)

capitalist piggy back ride yay - it’s a pun but yeah russia carrying america

communist piggy back ride ey - it’s like the former but america carrying russia 

competitive gays - they really need to prove who’s better huh

countries comforting - they need to hug each other often

creepy rusame - their yandere faces

cold war - there’s angst here i think. but mostly related to the cold war.

domestic daddies - normal human things that nations don’t do usually

fluffy fuckers - all the fluff and cute

gay sunflowers - rusame + sunflowers = pure sunshine bois

guilty pleasure - one was caught redhanded

head replacements - let’s put their heads on some politicians i guess

hot damn - cold war gays being hot gays

how to flirt - a guide by ivan braginsky and alfred f. jones

hs rusame - highschool au rusame

ideological cockblock - communism vs. capitalism 

i hate you but i love you? - aggressive flirting

irl rusame - literal russia and america. not the dorks.

ivan blushinsky - when the snowflake son melts

ivan is thirsty af - contain ur diddly, ivan

language barrier - alfred: ivan, please do the r thing

lowkey rusame - “rusame where it shouldn’t be”

missile launch - nsfw rusame (im sorry for the dick joke lmao)

motherfucking rusame - why am i still in this hell

my ideas for rusame - self explanatory

real life retrace - real photos retraced into rusame ahh yes

red phone - their professional conversations

rusame and friends - bonding with friends yay! (sometimes with face fam)

rusame and holidays - christmas, valentines, etc.

rusame textposts - umbrella tag for fanfics, headcanons, aus, etc.

russia: annoyed - russia being done with america

russia is big country - this is a dick joke. i repeat. this is a dick joke. (height difference can also apply but yeah)

russo alfred - alfred appreciating russian culture TvT 

sass nations - them outsassing each other

scarf hug - russia and his sentient scarf

smoking gays - for some reason, the fandom decided they need to smoke

solo but together - because artists love them together hon hon hon

space race - the gays talking about/in space

stalking is such a strong word, i prefer inspiring research - that

staring contest - as they gaze at each other, they knew they were in love

such romantic gestures - just them getting physical (by punching each other to show affection)

sunshine boi and cold tol boi - trope wherein alfred is ver happy and ivan is done

superpower dorks - blatantly showing who they are. dorks.

the angst™ - tw: feels

the condom incident, the gums bleeding incident, the safeword incident - those episodes

they really hate each other - lmao jokes on u they’re making out 

tmfu rusame - the man from uncle rusame ohoho

weapon wielding gays - guns and pipes and all that stuff

[finnegansundaysociety]

god watching the man from uncle movie and falling in love with napollya all over again. its enemies to lovers except they never stopped being enemies they just freak nasty on the dl

[canardroublard]

The Man from U.N.C.L.E. + text posts

6 / ?

[canardroublard]

The Man From U.N.C.L.E. + Text Posts

4 / ?

Napoleon Solo special

[canardroublard]

The Man From U.N.C.L.E. + Text Posts

3 / ?

Illya Kuryakin special

[canardroublard]

The Man From U.N.C.L.E. + Text Posts

2 / ?

[canardroublard]

The Man From U.N.C.L.E. + Text Posts

1/?

[canardroublard]

I may have fallen down The Man From UNCLE rabbit hole.

[macaulaytwins]

[canardroublard]

Discovery season 2 + text posts (1 / ? )