#gallya

[heytheredeann]

TMFU + text posts pt. 11

[deducitetemporacarmen]

The Man From U.N.C.L.E (2015) Gift Exchange

....goes into the next round! You know the drill!

Signups are now open for the exchange until mid October - you can find this year’s collection and rules here!

This sounds cool! What is it and what do I have to do?

The TMFU Gift Exchange is exactly what it sounds like. You sign up right here by filling out the request and offer forms. After the sign-up closes, your offer will be matched with someone else’s requests and your requests with someone else’s offer anonymously (not necessarily the same participant). Once the matching is done, this gift exchange appears then under Assignments on your AO3 account with your assigned requests. From those requests you choose a prompt and write a fic for it with at least 1000 words in English or create fanart for it. Create a gift, get a gift!

If you are already familiar with exchanges either on AO3 or other sites, nothing about this should be too unusual, but if you’re a fan of the film who would like to participate but is new to the concept of exchanges and has questions or concerns, please check out the FAQ of the collection for more info!

Schedule:

Sign-ups open: September 25th (Wednesday) Sign-ups close: October 13th (Sunday) Email Check-In: November 24th (Sunday) Deadline: December 15th (Sunday) Works Revealed: December 25th (Wednesday) Creators Revealed: January 1st (Wednesday)

Who do I talk to if I have questions?

If it's not answered already in the FAQ of the collection, please feel free to comment directly on this post or send a message to me @deducitetemporacarmen with any questions or concerns. The collection email is deducitetemporacarmen@gmail.com (also me lol).

Spread The Word! :D

(Yes, that means reblogging ;D)

[justabigoldnerd]

Another favorite silent conversation after

"Going soft, Peril?"

Illya goes through this:

"What you talking about??"

"....wait, am I.....?"

"No, fuck you, how DARE-"

Then GABY walks in

His face is soft when he looks at her

Then he realizes what he's done/what Solo means and looks to Solo-

"Don't you say a WORD."

THIS SMUG LITTLE SHIT

"THAT is what I'm talking about."

"Whatever you say, Peril~"

[pippinoftheshire]

When you think something is done with you and it proves you wrong...😂💖

I have to admit to being rather proud of this series... A massive thank you to everyone who has read/left kudos and love. When I saw the first fic pass 100 Kudos, it truly warmed my heart!

Canonic Divergent Drabbles:

I Will Always Find My Way to You / Podfic of I Will Always Find My Way to You by @justabigoldnerd

The Words I Cannot Say

Perhaps We Are Made for Each Other

You Couldn't Lie Then, and You Sure as Hell Can't Lie to Me Now

All Those Wonders Sit in Wait for Us

[spicy-ryls]

@neurondeficit is dragging me back into TMFU and Gallya hell at the end of 2022. And then Hooters Gaby came up LMAO

[bartholomew-junior]

sorry if it looks messy

[lunarliteratures]

i watched the man from uncle thrice and i'm obsessed. thinking about making a tumblr blog just to write fanfics about illya and gaby bc they occupy my mind rent-free

[bighandsforabigheart]

Gallya (illya being the tough guy kitten obviously)

[somedeepmystery]

These retreat mentions share more if you are ready and want too :)

I will admit that I’m not sure it will ever be ready to post, but I do have a two sentence synopsis. But the bitch is 375k (absolutely ridiculous) which makes it difficult to fit into any size synopsis.

Elevator pitch: Two people with disastrous sex lives are matched together on an exclusive sex retreat, and the sparks fly. Months later, fate brings them together again but, to have any chance at a real relationship, they’ll have to overcome past traumas, personal conflicts, long distance, and a hidden connection that puts them both in the cross-hairs of a maniac.

(If you don’t like sex scenes, this fic is not for you.)

Getting Illya to go to a sex retreat? I know, I know, friend. It did take work. lol

I want to give a list of tropes but I’m drawing a blank, except for the most important one, lol, the Size Kink. Hahaha! Most important one to know going in, anyway. 😂

Gaby’s owns an automobile manufacturing company, Schmidt Automotive, which she inherited from her foster father. Things are going well in that department, but her sex/dating life is in the trash. All the men she dates end up being selfish/clueless in bed. After a particularly disappointing (insulting) encounter, she gets a call from long time rival Victoria, offering her a free trip: to an exclusive, tailored, sex retreat.

She doesn’t take her up on it immediately but eventually decides that, since she can turn down the person she is paired with, she might as well give it a try.

Illya owns/operates a company that offers security and protection services. His sex life also sucks-- mostly because of his, shall we say, anatomy? It’s more than a little intimidating. It sucks, sure, especially since his last long time girlfriend dumped him over it. **  He is ready to just deal with it, but his partner and foster brother, Solo, is not ready to leave things be and decides to but him a trip to this very exclusive retreat where they are experts at matching people up for sex. Illya immediately rejects this but, after some time and trials, he decides that doing something different is better than just doing nothing/same thing over and over. He decides to take a chance.

After a slightly awkward beginning to their first meeting, things between them go VERY WELL. In fact, it’s almost like they were made for each other somehow. Problem? This retreat was only supposed to be a one weekend deal. While Illya is hoping she’ll be willing to keep in touch, Gaby and her abandonment issues are immediately in retreat because of how much she actually likes the person behind all the great sex. She leaves without exchanging numbers, or even last names.

Six months later, her company is experiencing a security issue. Important, proprietary information has been leaked to the competition: Vinciguerra Motors! Waverly sets about hiring a security expert to come in and close the gaps. And who walks into Gaby’s conference room but the guy she left behind at the sex retreat. The guy she has totally not been thinking of ever since.

ANYWAY - there’s more after that, because it’s like three books in one lol, but that’s as long of a post as I want to make. Writing it all out makes me see how ridiculous it all is. But, in my defense, when I was originally writing it, it was just for funsies, so I wasn’t trying to make it make sense.

Hope that gave you a little of what you are looking for, anon. And it’s not just torture for something that will never be, because I cannot guarantee I will ever post it.

**all the tictok girlies calling out how ridiculous large dicks are in romances/erotica is so funny to me now because, yeah a huge dick seems normal when you read this shit but in reality? Sure. Illya's dick is too big, that's literally the point. *snerk* (Also, I started writing this Dec 2015, friends. And the idea was born after watching Magic Mike XXL, bwahahahahaha!)

[snoweylily]

don't touch me, please i cannot stand the way you tease i love you though you hurt me so now i'm gonna pack my things and go

[heytheredeann]

TMFU + headlines (pt. 11)

[deducitetemporacarmen]

The Man From U.N.C.L.E (2015) Gift Exchange

....goes into the next round!

Signups are now open for the exchange through September- you can find this year’s collection and rules here!

This sounds cool! What is it and what do I have to do?

The TMFU Gift Exchange is exactly what it sounds like. You sign up right here by filling out the request and offer forms. After the sign-up closes, your offer will be matched with someone else’s requests and your requests with someone else’s offer anonymously (not necessarily the same participant). Once the matching is done, this gift exchange appears then under Assignments on your AO3 account with your assigned requests. From those requests you choose a prompt and write a fic for it with at least 1000 words in English or create fanart for it. Create a gift, get a gift!

If you are already familiar with exchanges either on AO3 or other sites, nothing about this should be too unusual, but if you’re a fan of the film who would like to participate but is new to the concept of exchanges and has questions or concerns, please check out the FAQ of the collection for more info!

Schedule:

Sign-up Closes:         30th of September  

Check-in:                    26th of November

Assignments Due:    15th of December                                               

Works Revealed:       25th of December           

Creators Revealed:   1st of January

Who do I talk to with questions?

If it's not answered already in the FAQ of the collection, please feel free to comment directly on this post or send a message to me @deducitetemporacarmen with any questions or concerns.

Spread The Word! :D

(Yes, that means reblogging ;D)

[justabigoldnerd]

Thank you so much @pippinoftheshire for the tag!!! 💕💕💕💕

Here's a snippet from "Flufftober Day 8: Chopping Wood"

Her chest is heaving by the third quartered log, and the mud from her hands has transferred in streaks onto her face from where she wipes at the sweat beading along her brow. Gaby pushes her sleeves up farther, and Illya's gaze is drawn to the olive skin of her arms, the lean muscle flexing as she prepares another log. Illya's mouth is dry. He is unable to focus on anything other than her perfect form, the way she glistens in the falling rays of the sun, the force behind each throw of the axe, the strands of dark hair falling from her headwrap. Oh, how he wishes he could tuck them back in place for her. Tame the wild frays that dared to defy her, put them in their place. Trail his fingers down the side of her face, tilt up her chin and– “Peril?" Illya jumps out of his skin, heart hammering against his ribs. He whips around to face the unexpected voice, forcing a city-leveling glare. However, judging by the amused mischief on his concussed partner's face, he's failed to hide his fluster. “I thought you had concussion,” he snaps. “I wanted coffee,” Solo crosses his arms and leans a shoulder on the door frame. His eyes, while still a bit glazed, sparkle like fresh snow, “I got entertainment instead.”

Illya 🤝 Me

Getting enamored by a blue-collar Gaby

No pressure tagging @huggiebird @happybean17 @falling-into-peril @heytheredeann @bighandsforabigheart

@kcscribbler @yallwildinrn @cha-melodius @the-golden-comet @thattripleabattery

@times-up-alone-tonight @vnyu73 @nicijones @prettyboynapoleonsolo

And an Open Tag for anyone who wants to join!! 💕💕💕

[pippinoftheshire]

Decided to finally create some tmfu mood-boards on pintrest lol

Gaby

Solo

Illya

Gaby x Illya

Napollya

💖

[somedeepmystery]

So, I finally finished my revisions on The Retreat! Now I just need a few alpha readers because I've read it so many times, I need perspective.

[heytheredeann]

TMFU + headlines (pt. 10)