#tk quotes

[devious-bliss]

“Hehehey nohohohow! Quihihihit pushihihing my buhuhuhuttons!”

[kinardsevan]

[emolionsrawr]

buck: TK!!! TK HI!!!

tk: BUCK! MY BESTIE!!

tommy: uh, babe who's this?

buck: oh! oh! tommy this is my friend TK from texas! we met when they had those wild fires, tk, this is my boyfriend tommy

tk: hi! it's so nice to meet you! so i guess this means i was right, you are fruity

buck: huh?

tommy: it's so nice to meet you too tk

tk: wait you didn't know?

buck: NO? YOU KNEW?! WHY DIDNT YOU TELL ME?!

tk: YOU ASKED ME OUT??

buck: NO?!

carlos: hey tommy i'm carlos, this one's boyfriend

tommy: hey carlos

tk: so you saying we should get together in la wasnt you asking me out?

buck: no?! i was being friendly!

tommy: hey babe how many guys have you accidently asked out?

buck: none!

tk and tommy: suuuuure

[shit-sorry-fuck-mybad]

Buck: wait so how did you know I was into guys?

Tk: dude how did you not?

Buck:

Tk: well at least this means that now you can confess your feelings for Eddie

Buck: WHAT—

*a few episodes later*

Buck: HOW DID YOU KNOW I HAD FEELINGS FOR EDDIE?

Tk: DUDE HOW DID YOU NOT????

[iamharryhale]

Eddie: Buck kissed me.

Karen: Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god!

Eddie: It was unbelievable!

Karen: Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god!

Maddie: Ok, all right. We want to hear everything. Karen, get the wine and unplug the phone. Eddie, does this end well or do we need to get tissues?

Eddie: Oh, it ended very well.

Maddie: 😮

Karen [getting the wine]: Do not start without me. Do not start without me!

Maddie: Ok, all right, let’s hear about the kiss. Was it like, was it like a soft brush against your lips? Or was it like a, you know, a “I gotta have you now” kind of thing?

Eddie: Well, at first it was really intense, you know. And then, oh, god, and then we just sort of sunk into it.

Karen: Ok, so, ok, was he holding you? Or was his hand like on your back?

Eddie: No, actually first they started on my chest. And then, they slid up, and then, they were behind my neck.

Maddie and Karen: Oh!!!

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Buck, chopping onion: And, uh, and then I kissed him.

Albert, sipping his beer behind the kitchen counter: Tongue?

Buck: Yeah.

TK via FaceTime: Cool.

[thestarwarslesbian]

Carlos, picking up his phone: Hello. Buck: Carlos! I kissed a guy. Carlos: OMG! The 126 owe TK so much money. Buck: I’m having a gay crisis over in LA and all you can do is think about how much money you and your husband is going to get.

[throwingselfoutwindow]

TK gets a call from a buck who is freaking out

Buck: HELP ME

TK: omg are you ok-

Buck: I KISSED A DUDE

TK: …. CARLOS YOULL NEVER BELIEVE ME-

[alrightbuckaroo]

“and you were gazing at me, more than gazing — my gaze was dreaming you, and yours was dreaming me.”

[babygirl-diaz]

Buck: So I think I might be in love with Eddie

TK: Who is this? I think you have the wrong number

Buck: It’s Buck

TK: Buck who?

Buck: Buck from the 118 in LA. We put out a fire together and became best friends.

TK: We literally just met once and haven’t been in contact since.

Buck: Ha! So you do know who I am!

TK: Buck, it’s 3 in the morning here, I am hanging up

Carlos: You can’t hang up. What about his crisis?

TK: …How did you hear that?

Carlos: Impeccable hearing. Now help him

Buck: Is that your boyfriend? You should marry him

TK: I did. Now who the hell is Eddie?

Buck: My best friend

TK: I thought I was your best friend.

Buck: I can have more than one best friend, Teeks. It’s not high school.

TK: Teeks? I am seriously hanging up now

Buck: No, no, no wait. Help me!

TK: Fine. Why me though? Am I the only queer person you know? That right there raises some red flags

Buck: No! I have other LGBTQIA+ friends. I just can’t talk to them because they’re friends with Eddie too.

Carlos: You share friends? That’s a good start.

Buck: Oh hey! You must be TK’s husband! I’m Buck

Carlos: Nice to meet you, Buck. I’m Carlos. So you’re in love with your best friend?

Buck: Yes but-

Carlos: But you can’t tell him because you’re scared of ruining the friendship?

Buck:

Buck: How did you know that?!

Carlos: That’s an age old problem. You’re not the first one.

Buck: Okay, so what do I do?

TK: Nothing

Buck, Carlos: WHAT?!

TK: If he doesn’t want to ruin the friendship then what’s the point?

Buck: Is this some sort of reverse psychology?

TK: No, it’s a fact.

Carlos: What TK means is that you can't let the fear of ruining your friendship keep you from pursuing Eddie. TK: That's literally not what I said. Buck: But what if I lose Eddie? Carlos: Do you really want a friend who doesn't stick around after learning that you like them? Buck: You've got a point. Thanks, y'all. TK: Are you trying to sound Texan? Buck: Did I deliver? TK: No. *hangs up* Buck: Rude.

[91-1lover]

TK: Baby, are you coming to bed?

*Drunk* Carlos: No,thank you. I'm sure you're lovely but I have a husband

[cake-chad]

Nikkie: "while I was trying so desperately to show you this image without spoilers, what were you doing?"

Kremy: "Gideons trying to vandalize private property."

Gideon: "That has never been a problem with you before, not one time have you brought up a concern about that."

Kremy: "When it's private property of a horrible eldritch hag, that's when it becomes a fucking problem."

Gideon: "That's never been proven, it remains to be seen."

Kremy: "Well, do your thing."

Gideon: "I'M ALREADY DOING MY THING!"

Kremy: "We're going to talk about this afterwards, is all I'm going to say."

Yeah, they're married

[kinardsevan]

[emolionsrawr]

buck & tommy: *kissing in LA*

TK: *rings buck*

buck: sorry baby *answers* hello?

TK: I KNEW YOU WERE FRUITY *hangs up*

buck: what... what the fuck?

[scottishaccentsareawesome]

Buck(talking to Carlos and TK over Zoom):...I've been working out a little more to impress Tommy. I'm trying to get like this [shows a cover photo on MEN'S HEALTH]...Check out those abs, aren't they fabulous? TK(under his breath, to Carlos): Was that...? Carlos: I think it was! TK: Baby's first "fabulous"!!!!

[iamharryhale]

*At a party*

Buck to Albert and TK: He can't like me, just look at him! There's no way, he's too gorgeous to like someone as ordinary as me.

Eddie across the room, to Karen and Maddie, sobbing totally drunk: His eyelashes are so pretty, I need to kiss him or I'll die.

[thestarwarslesbian]

TK: WHOEVER CAUSED THIS MESS IS GOING TO- Carlos: It was me... TK: ...be forgiven because everyone deserves a second chance. Paul, whispering: Thank you for taking the blame. Carlos: You owe me, don't you forget it.