#tk quotes

[devious-bliss]

“Hehehey nohohohow! Quihihihit pushihihing my buhuhuhuttons!”

[kinardsevan]

[emolionsrawr]

buck: TK!!! TK HI!!!

tk: BUCK! MY BESTIE!!

tommy: uh, babe who's this?

buck: oh! oh! tommy this is my friend TK from texas! we met when they had those wild fires, tk, this is my boyfriend tommy

tk: hi! it's so nice to meet you! so i guess this means i was right, you are fruity

buck: huh?

tommy: it's so nice to meet you too tk

tk: wait you didn't know?

buck: NO? YOU KNEW?! WHY DIDNT YOU TELL ME?!

tk: YOU ASKED ME OUT??

buck: NO?!

carlos: hey tommy i'm carlos, this one's boyfriend

tommy: hey carlos

tk: so you saying we should get together in la wasnt you asking me out?

buck: no?! i was being friendly!

tommy: hey babe how many guys have you accidently asked out?

buck: none!

tk and tommy: suuuuure

[shit-sorry-fuck-mybad]

Buck: wait so how did you know I was into guys?

Tk: dude how did you not?

Buck:

Tk: well at least this means that now you can confess your feelings for Eddie

Buck: WHAT—

*a few episodes later*

Buck: HOW DID YOU KNOW I HAD FEELINGS FOR EDDIE?

Tk: DUDE HOW DID YOU NOT????

[iamharryhale]

Eddie: Buck kissed me.

Karen: Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god!

Eddie: It was unbelievable!

Karen: Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god!

Maddie: Ok, all right. We want to hear everything. Karen, get the wine and unplug the phone. Eddie, does this end well or do we need to get tissues?

Eddie: Oh, it ended very well.

Maddie: 😮

Karen [getting the wine]: Do not start without me. Do not start without me!

Maddie: Ok, all right, let’s hear about the kiss. Was it like, was it like a soft brush against your lips? Or was it like a, you know, a “I gotta have you now” kind of thing?

Eddie: Well, at first it was really intense, you know. And then, oh, god, and then we just sort of sunk into it.

Karen: Ok, so, ok, was he holding you? Or was his hand like on your back?

Eddie: No, actually first they started on my chest. And then, they slid up, and then, they were behind my neck.

Maddie and Karen: Oh!!!

——————————————————

Buck, chopping onion: And, uh, and then I kissed him.

Albert, sipping his beer behind the kitchen counter: Tongue?

Buck: Yeah.

TK via FaceTime: Cool.

[thestarwarslesbian]

Carlos, picking up his phone: Hello. Buck: Carlos! I kissed a guy. Carlos: OMG! The 126 owe TK so much money. Buck: I’m having a gay crisis over in LA and all you can do is think about how much money you and your husband is going to get.

[throwingselfoutwindow]

TK gets a call from a buck who is freaking out

Buck: HELP ME

TK: omg are you ok-

Buck: I KISSED A DUDE

TK: …. CARLOS YOULL NEVER BELIEVE ME-

[91-1lover]

TK: Baby, are you coming to bed?

*Drunk* Carlos: No,thank you. I'm sure you're lovely but I have a husband

[magnusviana]

Nancy : I just lost my work partner

Nancy : So Cap got me a new one

'Danger magnet' TK Strand:

Nancy: I don't feel good about this.

[actuallybrini]

"𝑊𝑒 𝑠ℎ𝑜𝑡 𝑡ℎ𝑎𝑡 𝑠𝑐𝑒𝑛𝑒 𝑎𝑡 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑒𝑛𝑑 𝑜𝑓 𝑡ℎ𝑎𝑡 𝑑𝑎𝑦, 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝐼 𝑤𝑒𝑛𝑡 𝑢𝑝 𝑡𝑜 𝐿𝑦𝑛𝑑𝑠𝑦 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝐼 𝑤𝑎𝑠 𝑙𝑖𝑘𝑒, '𝑌𝑜𝑢 𝑐𝑎𝑛 ℎ𝑖𝑡 𝑚𝑒 𝑓𝑜𝑟 𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑙. 𝑌𝑜𝑢 𝑐𝑎𝑛 𝑠𝑚𝑎𝑐𝑘 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑠ℎ𝑖𝑡 𝑜𝑢𝑡 𝑜𝑓 𝑚𝑒.' 𝐴𝑛𝑑 𝑠ℎ𝑒 𝑑𝑖𝑑 𝑎 𝑤𝑜𝑛𝑑𝑒𝑟𝑓𝑢𝑙 𝑗𝑜𝑏 𝑜𝑓 𝑠𝑚𝑎𝑐𝑘𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑠ℎ𝑖𝑡 𝑜𝑢𝑡 𝑜𝑓 𝑚𝑒." - ʀᴀғᴀᴇʟ ʟ. sɪʟᴠᴀ -

[for Entertainment Weekly; January 24, 2023]

[alrightbuckaroo]

“and you were gazing at me, more than gazing — my gaze was dreaming you, and yours was dreaming me.”

[kinardsevan]

[emolionsrawr]

TK: so, what's fun to do around LA?

eddie: there's the santa monica pier?

buck: no

eddie: there's this really nice cafe on fifth-

buck: definitely not

TK: are you okay?

tommy: he was on the pier with christopher when the tsunami hit, and the cafe where eddie mentioned is on the street where he was crushed by the ladder truck when it exploded

buck: we love trauma!

TK: how about the zoo?

buck: YES! see TK gets it!

[babygirl-diaz]

Buck: So I think I might be in love with Eddie

TK: Who is this? I think you have the wrong number

Buck: It’s Buck

TK: Buck who?

Buck: Buck from the 118 in LA. We put out a fire together and became best friends.

TK: We literally just met once and haven’t been in contact since.

Buck: Ha! So you do know who I am!

TK: Buck, it’s 3 in the morning here, I am hanging up

Carlos: You can’t hang up. What about his crisis?

TK: …How did you hear that?

Carlos: Impeccable hearing. Now help him

Buck: Is that your boyfriend? You should marry him

TK: I did. Now who the hell is Eddie?

Buck: My best friend

TK: I thought I was your best friend.

Buck: I can have more than one best friend, Teeks. It’s not high school.

TK: Teeks? I am seriously hanging up now

Buck: No, no, no wait. Help me!

TK: Fine. Why me though? Am I the only queer person you know? That right there raises some red flags

Buck: No! I have other LGBTQIA+ friends. I just can’t talk to them because they’re friends with Eddie too.

Carlos: You share friends? That’s a good start.

Buck: Oh hey! You must be TK’s husband! I’m Buck

Carlos: Nice to meet you, Buck. I’m Carlos. So you’re in love with your best friend?

Buck: Yes but-

Carlos: But you can’t tell him because you’re scared of ruining the friendship?

Buck:

Buck: How did you know that?!

Carlos: That’s an age old problem. You’re not the first one.

Buck: Okay, so what do I do?

TK: Nothing

Buck, Carlos: WHAT?!

TK: If he doesn’t want to ruin the friendship then what’s the point?

Buck: Is this some sort of reverse psychology?

TK: No, it’s a fact.

Carlos: What TK means is that you can't let the fear of ruining your friendship keep you from pursuing Eddie. TK: That's literally not what I said. Buck: But what if I lose Eddie? Carlos: Do you really want a friend who doesn't stick around after learning that you like them? Buck: You've got a point. Thanks, y'all. TK: Are you trying to sound Texan? Buck: Did I deliver? TK: No. *hangs up* Buck: Rude.

[meh-ideknow]

Hikari: *eating a cinnamon roll*

Takeru: Cannibalism.

Hikari: *confused chewing noises*

[iamharryhale]

*At a party*

Buck to Albert and TK: He can't like me, just look at him! There's no way, he's too gorgeous to like someone as ordinary as me.

Eddie across the room, to Karen and Maddie, sobbing totally drunk: His eyelashes are so pretty, I need to kiss him or I'll die.