#lone star incorrect quotes

[emolionsrawr]

buck: TK!!! TK HI!!!

tk: BUCK! MY BESTIE!!

tommy: uh, babe who's this?

buck: oh! oh! tommy this is my friend TK from texas! we met when they had those wild fires, tk, this is my boyfriend tommy

tk: hi! it's so nice to meet you! so i guess this means i was right, you are fruity

buck: huh?

tommy: it's so nice to meet you too tk

tk: wait you didn't know?

buck: NO? YOU KNEW?! WHY DIDNT YOU TELL ME?!

tk: YOU ASKED ME OUT??

buck: NO?!

carlos: hey tommy i'm carlos, this one's boyfriend

tommy: hey carlos

tk: so you saying we should get together in la wasnt you asking me out?

buck: no?! i was being friendly!

tommy: hey babe how many guys have you accidently asked out?

buck: none!

tk and tommy: suuuuure

[shyjusticewarrior]

Red Hood Incorrect Quotes Pt 53

Jason: My mom never let me take karate, she was afraid I'd break my nose.

Jason: Ironically, I got my nose broken in a fight cause I couldn't defend myself.

Rose: Come on, let's go to bed.

Jason: Alright, just give me a second.

Rose: Are you gonna make me twist your arm?

Jason: Please do.

Jason: I'd rather get salmonella and keel over and die in the bathroom of the restaurant. I'm not sending it back.

[thestarwarslesbian]

Paul: Why is Carlos crying on the floor? Judd: He’s drunk Paul: And? Judd: He saw a picture of TK’s husband Paul: But he is TK’s husband? Judd, sighing: I know

[throwingselfoutwindow]

TK gets a call from a buck who is freaking out

Buck: HELP ME

TK: omg are you ok-

Buck: I KISSED A DUDE

TK: …. CARLOS YOULL NEVER BELIEVE ME-

[91-1lover]

TK: Baby, are you coming to bed?

*Drunk* Carlos: No,thank you. I'm sure you're lovely but I have a husband

[babygirl-diaz]

Buck: So I think I might be in love with Eddie

TK: Who is this? I think you have the wrong number

Buck: It’s Buck

TK: Buck who?

Buck: Buck from the 118 in LA. We put out a fire together and became best friends.

TK: We literally just met once and haven’t been in contact since.

Buck: Ha! So you do know who I am!

TK: Buck, it’s 3 in the morning here, I am hanging up

Carlos: You can’t hang up. What about his crisis?

TK: …How did you hear that?

Carlos: Impeccable hearing. Now help him

Buck: Is that your boyfriend? You should marry him

TK: I did. Now who the hell is Eddie?

Buck: My best friend

TK: I thought I was your best friend.

Buck: I can have more than one best friend, Teeks. It’s not high school.

TK: Teeks? I am seriously hanging up now

Buck: No, no, no wait. Help me!

TK: Fine. Why me though? Am I the only queer person you know? That right there raises some red flags

Buck: No! I have other LGBTQIA+ friends. I just can’t talk to them because they’re friends with Eddie too.

Carlos: You share friends? That’s a good start.

Buck: Oh hey! You must be TK’s husband! I’m Buck

Carlos: Nice to meet you, Buck. I’m Carlos. So you’re in love with your best friend?

Buck: Yes but-

Carlos: But you can’t tell him because you’re scared of ruining the friendship?

Buck:

Buck: How did you know that?!

Carlos: That’s an age old problem. You’re not the first one.

Buck: Okay, so what do I do?

TK: Nothing

Buck, Carlos: WHAT?!

TK: If he doesn’t want to ruin the friendship then what’s the point?

Buck: Is this some sort of reverse psychology?

TK: No, it’s a fact.

Carlos: What TK means is that you can't let the fear of ruining your friendship keep you from pursuing Eddie. TK: That's literally not what I said. Buck: But what if I lose Eddie? Carlos: Do you really want a friend who doesn't stick around after learning that you like them? Buck: You've got a point. Thanks, y'all. TK: Are you trying to sound Texan? Buck: Did I deliver? TK: No. *hangs up* Buck: Rude.

[magnusviana]

Nancy : I just lost my work partner

Nancy : So Cap got me a new one

'Danger magnet' TK Strand:

Nancy: I don't feel good about this.

[padfoot0216]

TK - I saw a guy approach Carlos at the bar but I didn’t need to intervene because I could tell by the look on Carlos’s face he was about to be an absolute bitch to this poor misguided man.

Judd - One time, a man approached Grace and she just barked at him until he went away

TK - Now that’s a power move.

Judd - What a women. I love her so much.

[iamharryhale]

*Eddie and Buck being arrested in Austin*

Carlos: What’re your names?

Eddie: Don’t tell him Buck.

Carlos, writing down: Buck.

Eddie: Oh shit.

Buck: Good job, Eddie.

Carlos: Buck and Eddie.

Buck: Fuck.

[scottishaccentsareawesome]

Buck(talking to Carlos and TK over Zoom):...I've been working out a little more to impress Tommy. I'm trying to get like this [shows a cover photo on MEN'S HEALTH]...Check out those abs, aren't they fabulous? TK(under his breath, to Carlos): Was that...? Carlos: I think it was! TK: Baby's first "fabulous"!!!!

[padawansuggest]

Obi-Wan: Master, look! *holds up a half grown nexu who looks bored and a little annoyed* He’s so sweet!

Qui-Gon: *knowing damn well that lil asshole just mauled three guards who got too friendly with it but he’s on the nexu’s side cause they pissin him off* You know what? I think the castle guards want to pet him. You should let them.

Obi-Wan: *oblivious to the part he’s about to play in mayhem* Okay! *runs off with his annoyed jungle cat*

Mace: Yeah, see, this is why the council keeps censuring you, Jinn.

Qui-Gon: Yeah but at least I get shit done.

[pimento-playing-hopscotch]

“TK: When I lived in New York, I was in this pick up hockey game and I twisted my ankle kind of bad. They called an ambulance and I called the guy I was seeing at the time from the hospital to come pick me up. On the way down, he stopped and met his friends for a beer.

Carlos: He stopped for a beer?

TK: Yes.

Carlos: You called him to pick you up when you were hurt. And he stopped for a beer.

TK: Well he was supposed to meet his friends, he stopped to tell them why he couldn’t.

Carlos: And had a beer.

TK: Yep. But see? You’re better than any of my old boyfriends. There isn’t anything for you to worry about, babe.

Carlos: Hey, TK?

TK: Yeah?

Carlos: I want you to know, that if you were in an accident, I wouldn’t stop for a beer.

TK: If you were in an accident, I wouldn’t stop for a red light”.

[actual-howlinglikeaseaturtle]

[thestarwarslesbian]

Carlos, picking up his phone: Hello. Buck: Carlos! I kissed a guy. Carlos: OMG! The 126 owe TK so much money. Buck: I’m having a gay crisis over in LA and all you can do is think about how much money you and your husband is going to get.

[throwingselfoutwindow]

Nancy: Would you still love me if I ever got the bubonic plague?

Mateo: Baby, I would nurse you back to health and then go back in time to make sure it never existed

TK, watching: hm.

*later*

TK: If I got the bubonic plague would you-

Carlos: mf if you got the bubonic plague I would kill myself

TK:

[91-1lover]

Buck: I'm sorry you got involved

Eddie: Hey there. You're hurt, I'm hurt. You're happy, I'm happy. You jump of the bridge, I'm taking boat to save your stupid ass