#titus verity

[acronym-chaos]

Dr. Ratio (Honkai Star Rail) ID Pack

[PT: Dr. Ratio (Honkai Star Rail) ID Pack].

[ID: A purple thin line divider shaded at the bottom. End ID].

Names

[PT: Names].

Alaric, Alistair, Anastasia, Atticus, Auden, Caius, Cassius, Cordelia, Damian, Desmond, Dorian, Elowen, Emery, Evander, Evelina, Ezra, Felicity, Felix, Finlay, Gideon, Gwendolyn, Hadrian, Ignatius, Isolde, Jules, Julian, Leander, Linden, Lysander, Marcus, Merritt, Morgan, Nathaniel, Octavian, Peregrine, Phineas, Quintin, Rhys, Roderick, Rowan, Silvan, Soren, Tarian, Theodora, Thorne, Titus, Valeria, Verity, Vincent, Viola

Pronouns

[PT: Pronouns].

An / Analyze / Ans; Calc / Calculate / Calcs; Deduct / Deduction / Deductions ; Eq / Equa / Equation; For / Formula / Formulas; Geo / Geom / Geoms [Geometry]; Logic / Logics / Logicself; Ma / Matri / Matrix; Met / Method / Methods; Ne / Num / Number; Num / Ber / Bers [Number]; Sol / Solve / Solves; Sum / Sums / Sums; Tac / Tactic / Tactics; Theo / Theor / Theory

Titles

[PT: Titles].

The Cure for Ignorance; The Enlightened Mundanite; The Guide to Clarity; The Herald of Universal Knowledge; The Intellectual Altruist; The Mind Behind the Mask; The Mindful Scholar; The One Who Defies Genius; The Philosopher of the Mundane; The Seeker of Enlightenment; The Sower of Wisdom; The Teacher of the Stars; The Universal Educator; The Visionary in Plaster; The Voice of Reason; The Wisdom Distributor; [Pronoun] Who Breaks the Chains of Ignorance; [Pronoun] Who Sees Beyond Genius; [Pronoun] Who Shares the Light of Knowledge;

[ID: A purple thin line divider shaded at the bottom, end ID].

Requested by anon!

Also tagging: @pronoun-arc @id-pack-archive

[hannahhook7744]

Descendants Background Characters Names (Redone) Part 6;

Some of the fairy characters mentioned are wonderful ocs that belong to @fairiesandbeatleslover .

Princess Roanne and Eliza/Elisa, niece of Fairy Godmother. 

Leroy Lumière, son of Lumière and one of Ben's staff members (can't remember the title he was addressed as in d3, if he was. I think he's a guard? But he could be something else).

Lancelin Potts, son of Beatrice (Mrs. Potts) and Jean Potts.

Horace Generic the school Librarian at Auradon Prep.

Nixie Fae, sister of Fairy Godmother/Renée Fae and Coach at the Magical Institute Training/M.I.T.

Mateo and Julieanna Foulfellow, son and daughter of Honest John and Gideon.

Obsessive Opaline Mim, granddaughter of Madam Mim.

Obedient Orion Mim, grandson of Madam Mim.

Foolish Floyd Mim, grandson of Madam Mim.

Jabberin' June Mim, granddaughter of Madam Mim.

Prideful Prudence Mim, granddaughter of Madam Mim.

Forgetful Fallon Mim, granddaughter of Madam Mim.

Grey Greta Mim and Envious Ebenezer Mim, grandchildren of Madam Mim.

Ecstatic Elodie Mim, granddaughter of Madam Mim.

Scaredy Cat Shellie Mim, granddaughter of Madam Mim.

Clumsy Cullen and Tough Guy Titus Mim, grandchildren of Madam Mim (note: do not call Cullen 'Clumsy Cullen' in the ear shot of any Mims unless you want to become their next lab rat).

Gaspy Gia  and Graceless Gracelyn Mim, granddaughters of Madam Mim.

Caddy, daughter of Chrysta the fairy.

Grouchy Bergmann, son of Grumpy.

Margery, daughter of Azurine. 

Lainey and Marissa Neverwings, daughters of Iredessa.

Princess Roanne. 

Colby Jenkins, son of Coach Jenkins and Sappy.

Amrita, daughter of Meena. 

Mickey/Michael (guard).

Abigail (Auradon Prep Biology Teacher).

Oswald (guard).

Vika, daughter of Zhencha.

Hock, son of Lieren.

Owners of a cursed antiques shop.

Verity Daisybug, adoptive daughter of Amber Daisybug and Dunkin the cooking/baking fairy.

Al-Khayateh Never, son of Hem and Abdul.

Breena Never, daughter of Beck and Paulie.

Her boyfriend, Spiel Winger, is the son of Rani and Tor. 

Boreas Frostwings, son of Sled. 

Couture Never, daughter of Hem and Abdul.

Chiara WIng, daughter of Fira and Sanka. 

Poppy Redfairy, daughter of the Red Fairy and niece of the Blue Fairy.

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Thanks @bellalampwickrossi for the help.

[headmateelevator]

level three Dr. Ratio from the hit mobile game Honkai: Star rail that has epic gameplay, cool characters to collect, and an amazing storyline to follow! If you download now, you can get 80 free pulls! You can also see extremely queer characters, but the fandom will still argue about sexualities! This man also may or may not be inlove with a very specific gambler blonde and I will not tolerate anyone dissagreeing with my opinion. :3

hold the door!! someone's coming in!

name(s) - Dr. Ratio , Veritas , Alaric , Alistair , Atticus, Caius , Cassius , Elowen , Emery , Evander , Evelina , Isolde , Jules , Leander , Linden , Lysander, Morgan , Rhys , Rowan , Silvan , Soren , Tarian , Thorne , Titus , Valeria , Verity , Vincent , Violet , Violet , Apollo , Dionysis , Augustin , Diandra , Despina

pronouns - He / Xe / Ae / Vae / An / Analyze / Logic / Logics / Logicself / Calc / Calculate / Mu / Muse / Nyx / Eq / Equa / Equation / For / Formula / Formulas / Ma / Matri / Matrix / Vi / Met / Method / Methods / Ne / Num / Sol / Solve / Solves / Tac / Tactic / Tactics / Theo / Theor / Theory / Musi / Musics

gender(s) - Male , Blurimasculine , Catscholaea , Writergender , Libramasculine , Prettyboygenius , Cockygenius , Gnoseogender

orientations - Achillean , Aroaceflux

role(s) - doctor , assidumate , academic , archivist ,

species - human

source(s) - Dr. Ratio , Honkai: Star Rail

emoji(s) - 📖 , 🏺, 🍷 , 🍵, ☕ , 🍇 , 🐈‍⬛

likes - journaling , studying people , astronomy , psychology , reading , teaching others , drinking tea , documentaries , Photography , Organization , Small birds

dislikes - inappropriate jokes , idiots , Bright colors/lights , being disrupted when relaxing , Bigotry

front triggers - watching documentaries , academics , someone being uninformed or just blatantly wrong about something.

personality description - An outspoken member of the Intelligentsia Guild, dedicated to spreading knowledge far and wide, with the goal of eradicating the pervasive affliction of ignorance that afflicts the universe.

typing quirk - usually types with proper punctuation and wording, using a large vocabulary. though sometimes, usually when low energy, he can respond with simple, one to two word responses, even such as "k."

typing example / small message - Another day has passed. Today was particularly tiring, as I had to deal with multiple particularly ignorant individuals. but I remained patient nonetheless, as patience breeds success. though I feel a tad weary. Irritation can easily tire one out. I'm actually quite eager to rest tonight.

source memories - he has romantic memories of Aventurine. Aventurine would often overspend on gifts and outings for the two of them, which got on his nerves at times, but he didn't often complain about it, though he preferred when the two of them could create more meaningful gifts for one another. such as crocheting together. he also has memories of experiencing Chronic back pain, and had memorized several different ways to manage and lessen it.

faceclaims -

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[dandylion240]

A-Z Challenge: List your sims in order, trying to complete the alphabet

I'm going to try this two ways. One for my TS3 stories (which have been sorely neglected lately and again for my TS4 stories)

A - Adam Van Vinkle (The Van Winkle Legacy - Gen 2))

B - Brian Van Winkle (The Van Winkle Legacy - Gen 2)

C - Clare Littlefield (The Van Winkle Legacy - Gen 2)

D - Donovan Glenn (NSQL - Gen 3)

E - Eddie Bennett (Not So Ordinary Life - Gen 1)

F - Faith Van Winkle (The Van Winkle Legacy - Gen 2)

G - Gene Bennett (Not So Ordinary Life - Gen 1)

H - Heath Van Winkle (The Van Winkle Legacy - Gen 3)

I - Isla Milton (NSQL - Gen 5)

J - Jean Van Winkle (The Van Winkle Legacy - Gen 1)

K - Kai Bennett (NSQL - Gen 5)

L - Luna Milton (NSQL - Gen 5)

M - Malachi Hale (The Van Winkle Legacy - Gen 4)

N - Noble Milton (Glitter - NSQL - Gen 4)

O - Oliver Milton (NSQL Gen 5)

P - Peter Van Winkle (The Van Winkle Legacy TS3)

Q - Quinn Syliva (The Van Winkle Legacy & Not So Ordinary Life)

R - Royce Marx (Glitter - NSQL Gen 4)

S - Sed Connelly (Glitter - NSQL Gen 4)

T - Trebor Bennett (Knights of Hope - NSRL Gen 4)

U - Unity Hollis (Glitter - NSQL Gen 4)

V - Verity Myles (NSRL - Gen 3)

W - William Bennett (Not So Ordinary Life TS3)

X -

Y -

Z - Zephyr Marx (NSQL - Gen 5)

TS4 - My Reagan Family Stories

A - Awan Bemossed, Addyson Kline, Ario Davison

B -

C - Cai'Ndrell Reagan, Cecil Reagan, Caleb Vatore

D - Dominick Reagan, Dicey Reagan, Dilly Reagan,

E - Evan/Ethan O'Neil, Eli Reagn, Ephriam Reagn, Ezekial Reagan

F -

G -

H - Halia Davison, Hunter Coates,

I - Izabel Walsh, Indy and Inara Kline, Isaac Reagan

J - Jackson Malloy, Jolene Reagan, Josie O'Neil, Jonah/Jayden Reagan, Jake Kline

K - Keenan Hartley

L - Liam Drake

M - Mandy Hinkle, McKenna Kline, Mathias

N -

O - Ocean Reagan

P -

Q -

R - Robin Fairchild,, Riley Reagan, Rory, Reagan, Ricky Reagan, Remy Reagan, Raelyn Reagan, Rachel Reagan, Ryan Anderson

S - Shiloh Hennessey, Sage Hennessey

T - Titus Queen, Tony Keeling

U -

V -

W -

X - Xander Eldridge

Y -

Z - Zara Drake

Thanks for the tag. I know I probably missed a lot and some I skipped because they were all the same letters I already had especially for my TS4 characters.

[fundieshaderoom]

Fundie Families and Adjacents I Follow: Trewhella

Matthew John Trewhella- August 12, 1960

Clara- June 16, 1963

The couple married on August 29, 1981 at ages 21 and 18. They now share 11 children, 8 children-in-law, 34 grandchildren, 1 grandson-in-law, and 1 great-grandchild.

Sara- May 21

Joshua

Jeremiah Stonewall- January 7, 1993

Crispian- July 27, 1996

Darby "Darbs- January 16, 1997

Isabel- July 15, 1998

Traolach "Trey"- 2000

Matthew Red Cloud- June 7, 2001

Rochelle- June 23, 2003

Priscilla- November 2005

Margaret "Maggie"- July 2, 2007

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Sara married Jason Storms (June 29, 1978) in September 28, 2002. They share 11 children.

Julia Ann- June 27, 2003

Aliana Mahalia- October 7

Jonathan Samuel- April 4, 2006

Elliot- May 10, 2008

Jhael Elizabeth Rose- May 2010

Clara- October 2012

Evelina- December 29

Boy- May/June 2017

Charlotte- 2020ish

Hazel-Lynn Grace- December 2021

Lilian Noelle- December 2023

Jonathan courted Andreanna Balken from April-December 2023.

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Joshua married Stephanie Laux on July 14, 2007. They share 4 children.

Sophia- June 8, 2006

Ryan- October 2008

Girl- April 2014

Cole Enoch- February 2016

Sophia married Maxwell Trego on September 10, 2023. They married when Sophia was 17. They share 1 child.

Baby Girl- June 18, 2024

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Jeremiah is married to Angellea Grace Horien on April 13, 2013. They share 3 children.

Stefan- February 2014

Iyra Joan- August 21, 2016

Verity Petra- June 18, 2024

Crispian married Marlissa "Marly" Muckerheide (October 6, 1996) on October 15, 2017. They share 3 children.

Titus Swampfox- July 2018

Silas Emmanuel- Miscarriage- 2019

2. Cyrus- October 2020

3. Sierra- September 2022

Darbs is married to Isaiah Mitchell Muckerheide (June 12, 1990). They share 4 children.

Sylvia- August 2, 2018

Savannah- August 2, 2018

Wyatt Matthew- May 21, 2021

Eliza- May 2023

Baby Girl- August 2024

Isabel married Jacob Patrick "Jake" on December 3, 2016. They share 5 children.

Jacob Aziel- February 27, 2018

Leia Raine- May 14, 2019

Haven- miscarriage- 2020

3. Noah Uel- January 30, 2021

4. Ila Light- November 30, 2022

5. Nadia Star- May 29, 2024

Matthew married Talia J Thorson in August 5, 2022. They share 1 child.

Adira- August 2023

Rochelle married Nick Proell (November 29, 2002) on October 2, 2022. They share 2 children.

Haven- June 2023

Hosanna- June 15, 2024

[incorrectagentofasgardquotes]

"You think I can’t do anything without your help, but I’m going to prove you wrong. I just need one thing: your help."

Verity, probably

[zebrabaker]

COOL CHARACTER NAMES

1. Briger- One who helps

2. Mara- Death

3. Promachos- She who fights in front

4. Erzsebet- Devoted to God

5. Liana

6. Emmeline

7. Evangeline- Good news

8. Luther- Heir/Army

9. Jemima- Little dove

10. Quincy

11. Tallulah

12. Giovanna

13. Theodore- God's gift

14. Tate

15. Francesca- Free

16. Verity- Truth

17. Felicity- Happiness/Bliss

18. Vivienne

19. Rosalee

20. Henrietta- Keeper of the hearth

21. Margot

22. Florence

23. Serephena- Seraphim

24. Emerson- Brave/Powerful

25. Xanthe- Golden

26. Titus

27. Felix- Lucky/Success

28. Caleb- Heart

29. Vervain

30. Callisto- Most beautiful

31. Clark- Scribe

[cylixconspiracy-campaign]

Session 01 Recap - Trader Incident

Desperately needing to get more money following the collapse of Uriel’s small trade empire, the party accepts a deal from retiring rogue trader Wrath Umbolt. They travel to a small cluster of worlds to recover his lost trading ship and deliver its cargo, with the promise of being allowed to keep the ship - the Forgotten Pleas - and its crew upon completion.

On warp transit, the party did the following:

Ivica Tynne spent time with the ‘captain’, Yuliana Winterheart, and managed to kindle an interest in piloting and machines in the girl after allowing her to play in a captured (and disarmed) Killa Kan in the trophy room. 

Titus Verity gained more trust from Barbosa Rosalind, the shipmaster, after showing concern for the quality rather than quantity of their men and expressing a desire to try and keep them alive. 

Nicomedes Davrus attached himself to Verity Heras, the ship’s navigator as her bodyguard - and both her and her friend, the ship’s confessor Karoleen Urania, have grown attached to him following his help describing an action movie to the blind girl. 

Araleen Tessera managed to save Yuliana from one of Zariel’s long-winded speeches, making her more impulsive & impatient but also gaining more trust from her. 

On arrival, the party searched a local debris cloud and found an escape pod containing a small group of pirates, including Jurgon Fius - the propaganda artist for local ‘Pirate Admiral’, Golddust. Getting as much information out of him as they could, they press-ganged most of the pirates into their crew and hired Fius as Yuliana’s art instructor before heading to save the Forgotten Pleas. 

Settling for diplomacy rather than going in guns blazing, the party gets Dustin Brohn, son of Golddust and a man with his own ambitions, to join their side following the end of the battle - and to stay out of the battle for now. They manage to enter the asteroid base and kill Golddust in a heated firefight, before confronting his second-in-command, Captain Rhones, in the cargo chamber. The fight threatened to overwhelm them at first, until Verity unleashed a devastating psychic onslaught that overcame Rhones and the majority of her men. 

After repairing all damage to the three ships and delivering the cargo, the party stepped away with the following rewards/new contacts:

XP as seen on the facebook page

The Shattered Dream, a Sword-class frigate. 

The Curtain Call, a Sword-class frigate. 

The Forgotten Pleas, an armed freight trader. 

Dustin Brohn, a ‘commodore’ in command of the Shattered Dream and Forgotten Pleas. 

Vennora Hart, captain of the Forgotten Pleas

Thuriam Adedth, replacement captain of the Curtain Call

Two years after the event of this plot arc, Inquisitor Alonph Heras returned to the crew to hire them for a new mission now that they had disposable income - to find and acquire four ancient xenos artifacts for him. One is on a research station that went dark, two are up in open auctions for private collections and can be acquired with cash, and another is in the grips of yet another pirate warlord - this time, ones that Brohn claims to have known in the past. With a year and a half time limit, counting for warp travel times, the party is going to need to delegate some of this to their sub-captains if they want to avoid angering the Inquisition of Man...

[susierpt]

Hi Susie! I was wondering if you could please help me find some futuristic names for both male and females? Thank you!

Here are some I like! Some of these are real names, others are “futuristic” words I think could be names.

MALE: Apollo, Orion, Magnus, Zander, Cyrus, Oberon, Tiberius,Cain, Thane, Court, North, Lawson, Caspar, Cosmo, Fox, Sayer, Ace, Roth, Caius, Angelus, Bane, Nero, Titus, Yorick, Cassius, Slate, Caspian, Ryker, Axel, Stone, Astro, Zeus, Hercule

FEMALE: Platinum, Zora, Astra, Lysa, Odessa, Nova, Zuri, Asper, Andromeda, Serenity, Astoria, Zelda, Verity, Artemis, Emme, Zelia, Xana, Morrigan, Cosima, Nyx, Zinnia, Electra, Calliope, Zenia, Nori, Eden, Everly, Lystra, Serene, Fantasia

UNISEX: Lux, Snow, Kai, Indigo, Silver, Phoenix, Claude, Navy, Solar, Langston, Onyx, Echo, Kai, Wylie, Sawyer, Dream, Flynn, Haven, Larkin, Cabot, Ellington, Cedar, Juniper, November, Wren

[avocadogoat]

Rules: answer these questions and tag (20) people you want to get to know better! 
Tagged by: @bright-eyed-lesbian THANK YOU!! 
Name: it starts with a T but I don’t want people from school finding this lol 
Nickname: my Welsh aunt just called me T in an email and it made me so happy omg 
Zodiac sign: Virgo sun libra moon Scorpio rising :) 
Hogwarts house: Gryffindor but also Ravenclaw 
Height: 5'1" 
Orientation: Lesbian most likely but I’m scared of concrete labels 
Ethnicity: white 
Favorite fruit: All berries 
Favorite season: Spring+fall 
Favorite book series: Harry Potter, Books of Beginning trilogy (John Stephens) 
Favorite fictional characters: HERMIONE, JULIE BEAUFORT STUART + MADDIE BRODATT (Code Name Verity), Sybil + Anna (Downton Abbey), Kimmy, Titus, Lillian (Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt), Diana/Wonder Woman, Rory+Lorelei Gilmore, literally any strong and powerful role model female character I love women 
Favorite flower: violet 
Favorite scents: lavender, books, river/lake water, hot sand, campfire, clean sheets, things baking, ok also money, any natural scents (air fresheners give me headaches) 
Favorite color: purple 
Favorite animal: it was a bunny for awhile but tbh don’t want to pick favorites now 
Favorite artist/band: Bombadil, Crooked Still, Aoife Odonovan 
Coffee, tea or hot cocoa?: My dad is English and my best friend is petty af so TEA 
Average sleep: during the school year 5-8, summer 8-12 
Number of blankets I sleep with: summer 0-1, winter 1-3 
Dream trip: Europe (all of it) 
Last thing you googled: Violet cross stitch pattern simple 
How many blogs I follow: 399 
Number of followers: 40 
What I usually post about: mostly gay jokes also books, feminism, politics 
Do I get asks regularly: No HAHA 
What is your aes: uhh I assume this means aesthetic maybe? So purple but also green and outdoors and water, books and colors, crafts, old things, cello, sunshine but also moonlight

I tag (sorry you are my only mutuals and sorry if you got this twice bc I messed up the formatting the first time): @writejac @assorted-aesthetics @homosapienagenda @dontcare-grantaire @girlslikemashedpotatoes @oh-sweet-sappho @contempupary @loverofearthh @whyamisogayonadailybasis @youthbookreview

[londontheatre]

POSH Serena Jennings

Producers have announced that there has been a cast change for the upcoming world première of the all-female version of “POSH”.

“It is with sadness that we have to announce Hannah Murray’s departure from ‘POSH’ due to personal reasons, unrelated to the production. However, we are thrilled the role of ‘Alistair’ will now be taken over by the fantastic Serena Jennings.”

“POSH”, which will run at London’s Pleasance Theatre from 29th March, gives Laura Wade’s play a new, topical voice by allowing women to take centre stage in roles originally written for men. The production is directed by Off West End Award winner Cressida Carré.

Press night is Monday 3 April at 7.30pm.

Darkly comic, and disgracefully entertaining, Laura Wade’s universally acclaimed “POSH”, burst to life at the Royal Court theatre in 2010 with a cast that featured future stars Kit Harrington and James Norton, before transferring to the West End. Receiving a fanfare of plaudits, “POSH” became a huge hit with critics and audience alike.

Now the riotous story of Oxford student dining club, a fictionalised version of the infamous Bullingdon Club, will be reinvented for the first time by a company of all-female actors.

In the private dining room of a gastro pub, 10 young bloods with cut-glass vowels and deep pockets are meeting, intent on restoring their right to rule. As members of an elite student dining society, they’re bunkering down for a wild night of debauchery, decadence and bloody good wine.

Serena Jennings trained at Central. Credits include Punk Rock (Edinburgh Fringe Festival), The Eccentricities of a Nightingale (The Webber Douglas), The Country Wife, The Oresteia, Titus Andronicus, Chatroom (Arcola Theatre), Lady Windermere’s Fan (The Embassy), The Sam Wannamaker Festival (The Globe), Wasted (The White Bear), The Low Road (The Embassy), Crave (Prague Quadrennial).

The rest of the cast are Lucy Aarden, Cassie Bradley, Alice Brittain, Molly Hanson, Verity Kirk, Macy Nyman, Toni Peach, Jessica Siân, Sarah Thom, Gabby Wong, Amani Zardoe.

Creative team: Director Cressida Carré, Set & Costume Designer Sara Perks, Co-Costume Designer Sarah Mills, Lighting Designer Derek Anderson, Sound Designer Harry Barker, Producer Tom Harrop for Can’t Think Theatre Company.

LISTINGS INFORMATION Tom Harrop for Can’t Think Theatre Company presents the all-female production of POSH by Laura Wade

Pleasance Theatre Carpenters Mews North Road LONDON N7 9EF

Box Office 020 7609 1800 www.pleasance.co.uk

http://ift.tt/2nwXnpD LondonTheatre1.com

[cylixconspiracy-campaign]

Funeral For An Idiot // A Plot Is Hatched

"Dearly Beloved, we are gathered here today..."

The majority of the crew tuned out Karoleen's awkward, stumbling delivery as the blonde woman thumbed desperately through the pages of her Lecitio Divinatus, searching for some kind of ritual to guide the senior staff through now that she'd gone through the cliche's she remembered from vids. Zel yawned, the ship's Purser having somehow been corralled into wearing a shirt for once as they all stood at attention and stared solemnly at the casket containing Uriel Winterheart's dead body. 

Bloody idiot had charged off without warning anybody and gotten himself killed trying to fulfill a vendetta. Octavius leaned forwards and glanced at their captain's former bodyguard, eyeing the four 'senior' officers and grunting. Nicomedes seemed more irritated than anything else, and who knew what the damned tech-priest was thinking? Barbosa was all composure and military grit, while Titus-

Octavius swallowed as Titus' head snapped around, the psyker giving the aging Adept a sickeningly wide grin. He looked back at the coffin, deciding to pretend that he didn't hear Caradoc's snickering next to him. 

"...is there anyone who wants to say a few words?" Karoleen finished sheepishly. Zariel Eizen started to walk towards the stage, and as one the gathered crowd let out a despairing groan that, thankfully, the old man seemed not to hear. 

"I grew up knowing that Master Uriel would be my captain, and my captain he was for nearly two hunnnerd years! The stories he could tell, yessir, they don't make traders like him anymore..."

Octavius shuddered as the Master of Ordnance started to really ramble. He felt a slight surge of something to his left, followed by the temperature in the room dropping for a brief instant, and then heard an even longer groan than most of Zariel's speeches were met with.

"How long is this one going to go?" He heard Karoleen ask her best friend casually. Strange that the ship's Confessor should take to their astropath so well, but...well, they were the same age. And really, Karoleen wasn't much of a confessor. 

"Another twenty minutes, if somebody doesn't stop him." Verity replied glumly. That made Octavius close his eyes and grunt a slight curse under his breath. He wanted to get back to his damn cogitators already. 

"...a walking-bird. Yes, Uriel loved to hunt, and we'd have walking-bird whenever we visited a garden world that had them, with all the trimmings too: cranberries, fruits, whatever kind of amasec was there. Then we'd all watch scrumball, which in those days was called..."

"Yes, thank you for the kind words, Master Zariel." Eventually Barbosa took pity on the rest of the crew, getting a sigh of relief from the less professional members of staff. Which, distressingly, was most of them. The dignified former Navy officer said a few more words, and then with a press of a button they watched Uriel's casket shoot out into space. 

"Does anyone else have something they'd like to say before we leave for mourning?" Barbosa asked, the question clearly rhetorical, but Octavius cleared his throat. The man looked annoyed, but waved him on anyway. 

"With the death of Uriel Winterheart, ah..." Octavius glanced around, before shrugging. "The Winterheart dynasty is over. We're out of a job. I imagine the Administratum will be shutting us down as soon as they hear about this."

There was a brief pause, and then a sudden flurry of questions, shouts, and other arguments that Octavius couldn't be damned to deal with. Message delivered, he could head back to his office - and hope that his next posting would be with saner people. 

The first meeting to resolve the problem started chaotically. Eventually, at the ten minute mark, the ship's armorer Scythia fired her riot shotgun into the ceiling, and the meeting came to order. 

"...how long can we go without the pencil-pushers actually noticing something's wrong?" Was the first proposed plan - to just rely on the Administratum's notorious incompetence and delays. Unfortunately, while Zel's idea wasn't without its merits, it was shot down on the basis of being unsustainable. All a rival would have to do is report them, and they'd get a bounty placed on their heads. A dozen more ideas were presented, and shelved, until suddenly...someone struck on a good one. 

"What's the name of that child Uriel picked up from a Dark Eldar slave ship a few weeks ago?" Ivica asked slowly, the tech-priestess turning to the rest of the room. 

"...my name's Verity." Verity said slowly, flinching back as Elleantra tossed a piece of scrunched-up paper at her. 

"Not you. And the child's name is Yuliana, no last na-" Elleantra got as far as saying, before the religious woman's eyes narrowed and she looked at the rest of the crew. "We're not. That's just fraud. Uriel may have been a petty thief and a dozen other things, but surely we have better moral fortitude than that!"

The crew ignored her.

"Considering Uriel's reputation...a bastard child is certainly was his style." Zariel put forwards, even the old man following their train of thought. "Really, I'm surprised we haven't met an actual one sooner. Why, I remember this time-"

"Alright, thank you." Barbosa said firmly. Soon, and slowly, an idea started to hatch...one that they hoped wouldn't bite them in the ass. Octavius was most annoyed when they broke into his office, casually pressed Nicomedes' autogun against his head, and told him to forge the relevant documents. When he objected, there was a menacing click sound, and the Administratum agent found out exactly how fast he could type under pressure. 

Almost as annoyed and confused was Yuliana herself, the poor child having thought she'd return home - but without any way of knowing which planet she was from, she was stuck. 

So instead she found herself waddling onto the bridge in robes several sizes too big for her, Ivica trailing behind her and glaring at anyone who dared to start laughing. Fighting desperately to keep a straight face, Barbosa cleared his throat and nodded. 

"Orders, Lord Captain?"

Yuliana's brow furrowed, and she seemed to try and think of something - but failed, shoulders slumping in defeat before she shrugged. "I don't know. Maybe, uh...maybe find a way to get some more money?"

"Oh, trust me." Titus grinned, the psyker turning back to his own console and pulling up a message from an old friend of Uriel's. "We can do that. Got a job lined up already."

"Oh. Good." Yuliana still seemed lost, turning and slowly stumbling over towards the screen. "Uh...do it, then? And don't screw up or you're going out the airlock?"

"What have you been teaching this child?" Ivica hissed at Nicomedes, but the bodyguard ignored her - although he did smirk a little. Barbosa let out a short, biting laugh before turning and starting to punch in some coordinates. 

"Yes, Lord Captain. We obey."

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