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[pseudophan]

Do you think the WAD skeleton was supposed to represent phil?

oh yeah absolutely. i mean let's be real

it's so dan to do all this and then act like it wasn't planned from the very beginning

"wait is the skeleton phil" yeah you homo let me see the script real quick i dare you

[canisalbus]

Vasco's parents called Machete "snowdrop" when they meet and he silently cried happy tears for 2 whole hours. Vasco got called "respectful young man" by Machete's grandma after years of knowing her and he never felt more accepted by Machete's family before

I think Vasco's parents are generally nice and welcoming people in the modern au so they probably tried to get along with Machete from the get go. But they also have high standards and are very protective of their son, who has been burned in the past thanks to his kind and helpful nature. It must've taken at least a little while before Machete cleared the "child's potential partner worthiness obstacle course" they had in their heads. His accountability, good manners and above average domestic skills won him a bunch of points, especially in the beginning.

Vasco had a lot harder time gaining acceptance from Machete's family, who are more conservative folk. I might not call them truly irredeemably homophobic, but they certainly didn't take it well when they finally found out about Machete's preferences, and were deep in denial about the whole thing for close to a decade. Machete's brothers and their families were more open to meeting Vasco and quickly took a liking to him. I don't know about any grandmas, but his mother slowly came around, years into their relationship, and eventually grew quite fond of Vasco. His father merely tolerates his presence if he has to, which stresses Vasco out greatly. It's a hard pill for him to swallow that the dad lowkey wants nothing to do with him and he might not be able to change that despite his best efforts.

[ghostcashewart]

- tags from @bobbiesquares

i did custom write the html in the background! before i started drawing i wrote up the html in a codepen.io draft and then i handwrote it into the background lol

everyone look at my self-indulgent glowy k tanaka art immediately

[chris-prank]

Hmnnnnn Naga reader x Merman!Shark!Vincent...

Naga reader in general with all of them...

Can I get their reaction to their darling actually being a Naga?

Naga reader and Merman Vincent would be so cute! Like they could exchange stuff they found under the water and on the shores!

CW: Suggestive stuff in Esteban and Jacce parts

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Vincent is a mad scientist that lives in a world filled with people with superpowers, so a snake-human hybrid wouldn’t be something scary to him. On the contrary, he would be ecstatic and would ask you a thousand questions. Also, if you are ok with it, he would love to run some harmless test on you. He is doing this for evil and scientific reasons, totally not personal ones.

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Martin would be surprised, but not that much. He lives in a post-apocalyptic world and he had to survive through the apocalypse. So it would be plausible for new species to emerge from the catastrophe. Not to mention that he would convince himself that you were lucky he found you first, that he’s the only one that can take care of you and protect you from other humans.

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Atlas would be the unfazed king that he is. A human snake? Never heard of it, but since you’re in front of him he might have well had that information in his system. But just imagine if Naga reader and Atlas meet at the dump! Like you were searching for cool stuff in the piles of trash, because this is where you made your home, and found this android still fully active. I’m sure they would bond over the fact that they are both not humans.

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Esteban would be PANICKING. His world is pretty much like ours, so for him this situation is purely unnatural. After overcoming his fear he would obviously ask you some questions like “Where are you from?”, “Are there any other creatures like you?”, etc. Since he is a rich guy, he might fancy the idea of keeping you for himself, you’re unique after all! He could build you the biggest terrarium for you to spend your time in. And don’t think your monster appearance will keep him from being horny for you. Esteban is a slut and he will imagine the most toe curling possibilities your body allows.

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Jacce would have the same initial reaction as Esteban and he would be as horny as him. The only difference is that this guy was raised on unrestricted internet access. So Jacce knows about Naga anatomy from spicy art and fanfiction au. He may or may not also fantasize about becoming your human pet.

[barcaatthemoon]

P & R with bottom Alexia Putellas

P - Punishment

Alexia is super bratty, and thus, gets punished a lot. She acts out and challenges you a lot, claiming that you can't "put her back in her place" to goad you into doing something. She secretly loves getting spanked and being tied up.

R - Rough

Alexia goads you into being rough with her all the time. She knows what she can take, and when you give her less than that, she takes it as you seeing her as weak. She wants you to take her breath away with each thrust while you've got your hand wrapped around her throat. She does what she can from the bottom, but she's mostly verbal and talking you into doing what she wants. If she's really in a mood, she will try to get you to go as far as slapping her, but that really takes a lot.

[nobigsecrets]

words have meaning and it's not queerbaiting for two canon queer characters to break up

Yeah, I know it's not queerbaiting, that's why I said Tommy and Buck breaking up was worse than queerbaiting.

They didn't bait us with the potential of a queer ship this time, they gave it to us. They showed us how great that could play out, how Buck and Tommy are in a loving and caring relationship with each other and still be masculine men and badass firefighters. It's the kind of representation many of us have been longing to see on network TV for years and even decades. And then they take all that away without any hints or explanation, they even admitted they emphasized in 8x05 how sweet and in love Buck and Tommy were to 'make the breakup hurt more'. They take all that away by using the most biphobic stereotypes possible. It's downright offensive to their queer audience and especially to all the bi and gay men who identified with and felt represented by that ship. And that's way worse than queerbaiting ever was.

[spirit-fingers22]

To answer your questions as best as I can

Gwen could have gotten the clothes from the universe she's staying in the watch does allow her to open portals so she could have just opened a portal to her room and gotten clothes from there.

Or she just bought them. If so I'd like to believe there was a very cozy shopping montage that happened behind the scenes.

Secondly, yes people can see Hobie changing colors definitely.

The reason why Miles doesn't ask or make a remark is because there's millions of questions running through his mind on the second so he's trying to focus on a lot of things simultaneously but what's at the top of his priority list is Gwen, Impressing Miguel, Getting Into The Spider Society (atleast at that time).

Thirdly, though not stated. I do believe that Gwen can see the colors but it just comes naturally to her it's almost second to breathing as she's spent her whole life with her environment's colors changing to the mood. Which is why she's not distracted.

So yes Miles and the others would definitely see this.

Yes Miles would be asking these questions but again there was a lot going on and not enough time to question anything.

Fourthly, Hobie doesn't conform to anything hence why he's not affected by the art style shifts. He's just that stubborn.

Gwen and Miles and the others change to the other's artstyles because there anatomy is conforming to the new rules of the universe and is why they're always so unstable after staying long in someone else's universe.

And lastly, Gwen's dad didn't put the gun down because as he sees it he's looking at the murderer of his surrogate son (Peter Parker) Spider-Woman: the criminal. Not his daughter Gwen.

Hope this answers that.

Things that keep me up at night: ✨Spiderverse edition✨

Where did Gwen get this outfit from? She had nothing but the cardigan with her when arriving in Miles’ room, so where did she get these clothes from? Did she buy them? Did she steal them? They aren’t Rio’s, otherwise she would’ve pointed that out. When did she change into them? She’s not wearing her suit underneath them so did she speed-change out of them as soon as she said bye to Miles? Where did she keep her suit then?? Are there random piles of clothes strewn across spider-people’s universes that they just change in and out of??? Have they all mastered the art of speed-changing????

Can the other characters see Hobie changing colour palette and art style? Or is it one of those things where it’s just the audience that sees it? I understand the others not reacting to it since they’re used to Hobie, but if I were in Miles’ shoes and I just met a guy who changed colour before my eyes I would be way more vocal about it! “BuT SilEnt, MileS is DesEnsitisED to tHis sTuff” Yeah but he still REACTS to the weird shit that goes on around him! I feel like he’d at least make a passing comment if he could see it. Does Hobie think everyone around him is changing colour too?

Same question for Gwen and her universe. Like… can she see all this?? I would be super distracted if I was having an emotional moment with my dad and my surroundings started flash-banging me with random colours and shapes. (I know they’re meant to reflect her emotions but you know what I mean). If Miles came to her universe would he see all this? Or would it just look the same as 1610 to him?

Also why is Gwen the only character who doesn’t stay in her universe’s art style when she visits other universes?? The animators payed way too much attention to detail in this movie for that to be an accident right?!

And last but not least- WHY DID’NT HE PUT THE GUN DOWN?!?!

[lowpolyanimals]

Heya! Attempting to view posts directly on your blog doesn't appear to be working. Looks like you have a custom URL, Tumblr recently enacted a change that, iirc, means you can't use those without paying. Was trying to send a post of yours to a friend of mine and neither of us could see it. Just wanted to let you know in case you weren't aware!

hello! thanks for the heads up, i am also having trouble reaching the desktop site on multiple browsers, i believe this is an issue on tumblrs end so i will log a ticket with them and hopefully they will sort it out soon! the mobile blog and blog view are working fine thankfully! :)

p.s. i do pay for the domain name via tumblr

EDIT: happy to report it seems to be fixed now!

[911bts]

Do you have the viewership/ demo numbers?

0.37 demo 4.16 million viewers (live)

this brings us back up from last weeks slump. still lower than the numbers were earlier in the season, but a good increase.

[deliveryclan]

this is ass i’m sorry 😭 who let bro cook

sniffs you

[pseudophan]

we would get so fucking annoying if they ever broke up...like you think this is parasocial? I think in a post break up world we would be 10 times worse

they just wouldn't tell us, they'd keep up the act until one of them dies just to avoid the collective mental breakdown of thousands

[canisalbus]

Vasco parents 100% called him Sunshine and dresses him in sun themed clothing as a toddler

They toned it down as he got older, but went right back into it when they meet Machete. Vaschete are sun/moon coded and everybody knows fr fr

(they also do winter and summer nicknames to break it up a little)

The theming stuck to him so tightly, he continues to be subconsciously drawn to sun imagery as an adult, both in canon and modern au.

[ghostcashewart]

I love your art style :0

thank you so much!! 💜 please enjoy a lil k doodle

[graciehart]

never saw rizzoli & isles but they’re married right? they seem married

yes, they’re married. some people might tell you they aren’t but they also haven’t seen the show.

[simplydnp]

Wait, sorry. Did Phil essentially say he loves Dan? In front of everyone? And we're being normal about it?

mmm i wouldn't say we're being normal about it

we've definitely had our classic gifs and breakdowns, but i think since there was so much else in the video to focus on, it hasn't taken center stage.

like, to me, the 'would you love me' is not as emotionally impactful as the 'i better fucking die first' because the former is a well-known meme structure at this point, vs the latter being argubaly the most married thing that i've ever heard dan howell say. like you're planning to be together forever and are fondly rolling your eyes at executing his will so you better be the one to go first? devastating. forget either of them going first, i might at this point 🤧