#::**answered

[ddarker-dreams]

Do you have any Chrollo crumbs for those of us who are down bad for this loser of a man? Truly a curse to be attracted to him 😔

"Would you kill someone for me, if I asked?"

You're sitting cross-legged atop freshly washed linens, which smell faintly of laundry detergent and dryer sheets. Before you unceremoniously flung yourself onto the bed, with all the grace of a newborn fawn, it appeared picturesque, like the cleaning staff had ironed out every wrinkle.

In Chrollo's brief absence, you've made the king-sized bed your own. The pillows have been adjusted to your liking. You used the extras to build your ill-fated bulwark down the bed's center, in what would separate you from the enemy for an estimated two or three minutes.

"Where's this coming from?"

While asking this, he gets to work dismantling your barricade, not even dignifying the architectural wonder with a comment.

"A place of curiosity."

"Hm," he hums. "It'd depend on the target."

You scuttle toward the furthest reaches of the bed as he makes himself comfortable, mourning your barricade's demise.

"... Does that mean there are people stronger than you out there?" You ask. He regards you with a blank expression. "I'm trying to gauge my options."

Chrollo closes his eyes and smiles softly. "How morbid."

"Yeah, it's almost like I'm stuck with a person who is a terrible influence," you eye the hand that creeps your way like it's a viper. It lunges out at you, finding your wrist and gently tugging you closer to the serpent. Freeing yourself from the maws of a starving beast would be easier.

"Would that make you feel better?" Hearing his voice so close to your ear makes your skin crawl. You can feel his warm breath, smell the remnants of the cologne he applied in the morning and the complimentary mint left on the suite's countertop. "You're not worried some other scoundrel, far worse than I, might snatch you up?"

You swallow thickly. "I think someone's projecting their own fears."

"Maybe."

He rubs his thumb along your inner wrist's pulse.

"Even your contempt is alluring," he murmurs. There's a breathiness to his voice that makes you shiver. "It's like you were made to punish me."

You scoff at the proposition. "Please. What would that make you, then?"

Chrollo laces his fingers with yours and gives your hand a playful squeeze.

"A budding masochist."

[angelicapocalypse]

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Let’s play a game

Everyone post the most recent picture in your camera roll. You only get one sentence to justify yourself if you wish. This one is mine.

My boyfriend is rly good at Latin, so I was looking up how to say ‘I love you’ but found this instead :)

Your turn!

@bookmovietvworm

@myfairkatiecat

@i-am-a-fish

@valtsv

[canisalbus]

I was watching Very Important People (improv show on Dropout) and when I saw this bust, my first thought was Vasco. Wanted to let you know that your boys live in the back of my mind. :)

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[pseudophan]

Do people really want us to lose to Jesus? The guy that traumatized Dan Howell??

like?

[chris-prank]

So... does that mean Jacce wants to be treated like a bitch? But how far how u say his sadomasochism runs? Does he feel like he would cum unless he is treated like a worthless bug of would he be happy with a pleasure dom with a praise (giving & receiving) kink?

*Totally not exposing myself with this ask*

CW: NSFW, sadomasochism, bottom yandere and top reader

It all depends on the context!

If you don't like Jacce and hurt him, he won’t be excited about it. He'll just be sad and become even more desperate to make you like him. But if he knows that tormenting him, for example by spanking his ass, turns you on… oh boy will he have a hard on. The simple idea that you like seeing his face twists in painful pleasure and tears roll down his cheeks make him go crazy. Smile sadistically at him with a flushed face and he’ll cum undone.

For his personal preferences, he would rather degrade himself while you praise him. He is a filthy disgusting mutt, but he is your good filthy disgusting mutt, right? His insecurities are truly showing in that regard. So Jacce likes getting tormented physically, but only uses terms like “bad boy” if you’re really mad at him. That doesn’t mean he doesn't like a pleasure dom! He loves it just as much! Like gently caress his tummy while ramming into him, and he’ll cum so hard it will end up on his face.

He just wants you to love him or at least love his body, so he’s happy with anything as long as you're interested in him.

[seasononesam]

Mystery spot episode is absolutely insane because everyone else is acting like they’re in a crackfic or comedic homage to Groundhog Day but Jared is fully giving psychological horror. He’s acting like he’s in a Saw film. And he’s right. And he gave the fic community such a gift. Because now we can read ten million fics about the immense trauma that he lived through watching Dean die every day for like 4 months. And then the 4 months after when Dean died and he just kind of had to continue. 10/10 legit one of the saddest episodes in the show. Everyone say thank you Jared

dean eating his 400th pig in a poke

sam

[arisewanekosuki]

travelers helper AU where is the reason why S/O is oblivious to all the men liking her is because every single time she showed an interested in a hot guy. They turned out to be gay, so she’s convinced herself that all of the men are gay and possibly even dating each other. (Couples she thinks are real are Alhaitham x Kaveh Cyno x Tinari Zongli x Childe Kaeya x Venti Nuvilet x woirthslie ) and I watched their reactions to finding out that she thinks they’re all gay

Ok this idea is funny xD But to anyone who like those ships, pls don't take it as some kind of hate towards those ships or something. --------- The guys are devastated after learning you think that they are into... each other. All of them wondering where did they make a mistake? Kaveh found it ridiculous, him and Alhaitham?! He wondered if you think so because they live in the same house? But there are many people who are friends and share homes… You even invite all your friends to live in your Teapot!! He really couldn't understand from where this idea came from… Is it because they bicker so much? But it didn't make sense to him!! Kaveh was anxious… do you not see him as a man or something? He is overthinking this whole thing. At this point he is debating whenever to show you his plans of the house he wants to make for you both in future.

Alhaitham was more clam about it, analyzing from where this idea may come. It's not like he and Kaveh were affectionate to each other and he couldn't recal any moment that could make you think like that about them. He will state that, no, he is not interested in Kaveh in such way (or anyone else, both guys and girls, that are not you) And yet you still say "That's okay! I won't judge! I will support whoever you love!" At this point Alhaitham may confess his feeling to you but the problem is that there is always someone by your side…if not Aether then other guys. And the worst thing is Kaveh always appears too, making the misunderstanding even worse.

Cyno at first thought this is some kind of joke. But after seeing that you're not joking he was bewildered. Why would you think so? "You two sometimes look like parents of Collei" Parents? But when they were in Mondstadt he was sure you heard how he and Tighnari bickered who would be the 'older brother'… right? Cyno was silent. Trying to come up with something that will make you believe him that he is interested in you. Because whenever he would say that, you would be "ah Cyno! Please don't joke like that!" he would never joke about things like this... The General Mahamatra for now tries to avoid talking to Tighnari when you are close…

Tighnari only furrowed his brows. Him and Cyno? Big nope!! Just imagining that he would hear more jokes from Cyno if they were together already gives him a headache. The Forest Ranger was getting more and more irritated that you for some reason don't want to accept when he says that there is nothing between him and Cyno. So he started to approach this in different way. Thankfully Cyno already was avoiding him when you are close. So he can now start to be even bolder with his affections towards you. If you still refuse to believe that he is attracted to you, then you may expect to hear a confession soon.

Zhongli asked you if you can repeat yourself. Oh? Him and Childe together? In romantic relationship? Zhongli was thinking where this came from…Is it because he often uses Childe's mora to buy things?But that was only that… and that Childe often bothers him so they could spar. Ah. Maybe this was the reason, maybe you think that 'sparings' are something different. Humans are truly interesting. He will ask you why you think so, patiently listening to your explanation. He is amused by this.

Childe laughed, but after seeing you are not laughing he stopped and said "Wait...are you serious?" He will say that there is nothing between them, even says that he prefers girls (to hint that he likes you) but you responded with "It's okay! You don't have to hide it! I accept you and I'm sure your family will accept this as well!" You're cute…. but why don't you want to believe him?! Should he shower you with more gifts? It would be better to invite you for a date but with Aether being around it's not that easy….

Kaeya was amused, but he didn't expect that you will think that Venti is his boyfriend. One part of him wanted to joke about it but other part was worried that you will take it too seriously and he will lose his chances with you. The cavalry captain doesn't worry about it too much. He will simply tell you that you're wrong and he will continue showering you with affections.

Venti was a bit hurt by this. Were his love songs and poems dedicated to you not enough? Or maybe this is your way to tell him that you're not interested in him? He can't really understand this… he never was affectionate to anyone else like he is towards you. But after learning he is not the only one that you think is into guys, he felt relieved. At least you didn't think that he and that block head are into each other.

Neuvillette was confused by this. There are already many things that he can't understand about humans. But he was sure that you will realize that he is trying to court you… not the Duke of the Fortress of Meropide… After that for some days it was raining in Fontaine. He decided to tell Furina about it, hoping for some advice in this situation. But she only started to laugh. After she calmed down she promised to help him to clear this misunderstanding.

Wriothesley already knew how oblivious you are but he never expected that you might be this oblivious. He will say that there is nothing like this between him and the Iudex and if you still insist about that then well…if there will be a chance for you two to be alone you can expect him to kabedon you, making you look into his eyes and he won't let you go till you stop thinking that he is interested in anyone that is not you.

[simplydnp]

I always knew they were babe people

we've known this for years thanks to the radio show but 2024 is the year of dan and phil confirming shit and i will happily continue to collapse on the floor after every single reveal

[they-call-me-ricochet]

Hockey is better than lacrosse

How dare you!

[theminecraftbee]

Is "flesh eating snails: beware" a warning about the snails or for the snails?

it is up to reader interpretation, as all good warning labels should be.

[singforbloodau]

Hi guys! Your outfits kind of remind me of a dark chao. Do you like dark chao? Have you considered getting one? That'd be cute!

Her name is Chili (🌶️)

[canisalbus]

Timeline did a thing

I'm not exactly sure how to translate it, but in english it's "A fine thing, you can eat it without being hungry" as in "it's something light and pleasant [to eat]"

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[pseudophan]

just had gay sex w/ my gf and was wearing my tit hoodie and in the middle of things was like haha ok it’s kind of silly i’m still wearing this hoodie lemme take it off and they were like no babe the phoodie stays on during sex. they’re not even a phannie i rly bagged a good one. idk why im telling u this is just needed to tell an unhinged phannie

this is beautiful i hope you stay together forever

[dannymans66]

quick question do you know if the germa 66 siblings can bleed

They've bled a few times in the anime and manga

And Reiju was bleeding when pudding shot her leg.

So yes, they CAN bleed, it's just hard to make them do it because of how tough their skin is.

[seasononesam]

What if season 15 ended with Sam going to bed and waking up on Tuesday in the Mystery Spot. 🤭

that was the secret scene eric kripke was talking about when he said he would have added one thing to the finale