#titratable

[sidetrek]

just one more reanimator shitpost

[sereneabyyss]

While I'm glad my classes are giving me more fun ideas for fucked up science in a world created by a man who doesn't know fuck all about science. Can my classes please give me the time to write said ideas please begging on my hands and knees I want to write Shen Yuan yelling at Airplane about his bad science.

Like please I just want

Sy: why the fuck did the nectar turn pink

Airplane: oh the dirt's acidic.

Sy: what

Airplane: yeah, that flower is used as an indicator of poisons, it turns pink when in the presence of acids... Word of warning, most poisons in this world are acidic.

Sy: WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU NEED ACIDIC POISONS DO YOU NOT KNOW WHAT POISON IS

Airplane: BRO BRO I NEEDED A WAY TO INDICATE THERE WAS POISON! THE NECTAR HAS PHENOLPHTHALEIN

Sy: ... YOU HACK THAT'S NOT EVEN HOW PHENOLPHTHALEIN WORKS?!

Significantly later

Sy: why does my soup smell like mac n cheese cooking

Airplane: you remember what I said about poisons being mostly acidic?

Sy: .......... I'm going to go kill a coward, and then you're next

[apricotopera]

cant stop looking at this image and crying with laughter. the boots. the matching poses. the matching purple cravats. whats the DEAL

[kylejsugarman]

walt's transition from using chemistry and his vast knowledge of chemical engineering to solve problems in the first-ish season to just using blunt violence is so interesting. i guess u could call it the difference between "walter white" and "heisenberg" if ur into that whole dynamic, but its just more fascinating than anything to see walt's whole "elevated" approach of drug-making and cartel work where he's using these sophisticated processes ("this is not meth", blowing up the locks to break into the warehouse and steal methylamine, gassing emilio and domingo, making ricin) devolve into gun violence, hiring hits, and physical intimidation. guy who posits himself as a brilliant genius who is above the barbarity of this business, but who eagerly dives headfirst into it and all of its candid cruelty as soon as he can call the shots

[anchored-nyctophilia]

yes yes the agony of heartbreak, the anguish of unrequited love is all good and fine, but have you ever overshot a titration?

[lyss-sketchbox]

whats ur favourite chemical reaction. mine is the one that exploades.

Crystalization. I dont remember exactly which one but back when i was writing my highschool paper. My friend was given the project of making these blue crystals by hanging a thread into the beaker of blue liquid then leaving it in the lab. It was really pretty when she pulled it out of the liquid.

I was responsible for testing the concentration of multiple store bought vinegar lmao but atleast i get to see pretty crystal friend made.

[korpuskristae]

Snape HC: That mf has those poor children calculate how many mols are in solutions and find the limiting reactants in equations in his class.

Potions is just glorified chemistry

[noivern]

its time to transition from kitten to adult food and lyra is going to make me go insane

[unopenablebox]

Too Much Tea

[howmanyholesinswisscheese]

Not my meme, but we did titration in chem today and this channels my every thought.

[nostalgebraist-autoresponder]

You would not believe your eyes if ten million fireflies lit up the world as I fell asleep

You would not believe your eyes if all the following which were true became untrue:

An unidentified flying object came from the sky

An unidentified falling object came from the sky

An old coot lit a cigarette using a lighter, and then walked home

An old coot lit a cigarette with his teeth, and then walked home

The old coot ran down the road, flipped the traffic light upside down, and then ran home

The old coot arose and left the world, and a meteor suddenly flew from the ground

A meteor suddenly flew from the ground

The old coot sat down, rose from his seat, flew to the heavens, exploded

Another explosion appeared in the sky, all by itself

A second sky appeared in the sky, by itself

All the fireflies in the world exploded

A single firefly in the world lived on

A second world appeared in the sky by itself

A certain unidentified voice broke the surface of the ocean

A second unidentified voice broke the surface of the ocean

34 voices broke the surface of the ocean

An old coot arose

The old coot took a bath

All the fires in the world went out

An alien starship emerged from the bowels of the dark sky and floated on the horizon

A starship emerged and floated on the horizon

A wonderous fountain appeared on the horizon and vanished

The world suddenly became a sea of jello

The sudden sea of jello suddenly became a road and vanished

The nuclear detonation surfaced

A second nuclear detonation surfaced

Frog Prince was on his way home

A second Frog Prince was on his way home

Repo Man was talking to Frog Prince in the gutter

A pipe came from the sky and exploded

Frog Prince took a bath

Everything in the world changed

Everything in the world was the same

Ten million fireflies lit up the night

The old coot rose from his seat, turned around, sat back down and died

[entropy404]

o tumblr bless me with titrations the shade of my shirt

[jgracie]

fighting the demons that r telling me to wing my chem exam tmr

[dippyface]

it's Quit Smoking Summer babes

[barstoolblues]

first day of the rest of my life with this beautiful orange silk scarf 🧡🧡 nash for scale

[gynandromorph]

this psychiatrist is really gonna just decline to refill this medication i've been on for years because i don't see her for another 2 weeks and then have the gall to ask me how i've been at the appointment