#that smell could have been because of the reaction between HCl and the base not just the HCl
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While I'm glad my classes are giving me more fun ideas for fucked up science in a world created by a man who doesn't know fuck all about science. Can my classes please give me the time to write said ideas please begging on my hands and knees I want to write Shen Yuan yelling at Airplane about his bad science.
Like please I just want
Sy: why the fuck did the nectar turn pink
Airplane: oh the dirt's acidic.
Sy: what
Airplane: yeah, that flower is used as an indicator of poisons, it turns pink when in the presence of acids... Word of warning, most poisons in this world are acidic.
Sy: WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU NEED ACIDIC POISONS DO YOU NOT KNOW WHAT POISON IS
Airplane: BRO BRO I NEEDED A WAY TO INDICATE THERE WAS POISON! THE NECTAR HAS PHENOLPHTHALEIN
Sy: ... YOU HACK THAT'S NOT EVEN HOW PHENOLPHTHALEIN WORKS?!
Significantly later
Sy: why does my soup smell like mac n cheese cooking
Airplane: you remember what I said about poisons being mostly acidic?
Sy: .......... I'm going to go kill a coward, and then you're next
#svsss#scum villains self saving system#shen yuan#shang qinghua#airplane shooting towards the sky#disclaimer: theres a possibility that boiling pure concentrated hydrochloric acid on its own actually doesn't smell like cooking macncheese#that smell could have been because of the reaction between HCl and the base not just the HCl#but that matters not#what matters is the comedy#(also the original poison only smelled like that because airplane was craving macs when he wrote it in)#obviously#i might be slightly delirious from all that titrating earlier#but what matters is airplanes scientific inaccuracies
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