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sereneabyyss · 2 months ago

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While I'm glad my classes are giving me more fun ideas for fucked up science in a world created by a man who doesn't know fuck all about science. Can my classes please give me the time to write said ideas please begging on my hands and knees I want to write Shen Yuan yelling at Airplane about his bad science.

Like please I just want

Sy: why the fuck did the nectar turn pink

Airplane: oh the dirt's acidic.

Sy: what

Airplane: yeah, that flower is used as an indicator of poisons, it turns pink when in the presence of acids... Word of warning, most poisons in this world are acidic.

Sy: WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU NEED ACIDIC POISONS DO YOU NOT KNOW WHAT POISON IS

Airplane: BRO BRO I NEEDED A WAY TO INDICATE THERE WAS POISON! THE NECTAR HAS PHENOLPHTHALEIN

Sy: ... YOU HACK THAT'S NOT EVEN HOW PHENOLPHTHALEIN WORKS?!

Significantly later

Sy: why does my soup smell like mac n cheese cooking

Airplane: you remember what I said about poisons being mostly acidic?

Sy: .......... I'm going to go kill a coward, and then you're next

#svsss #scum villains self saving system #shen yuan #shang qinghua #airplane shooting towards the sky #disclaimer: theres a possibility that boiling pure concentrated hydrochloric acid on its own actually doesn't smell like cooking macncheese #that smell could have been because of the reaction between HCl and the base not just the HCl #but that matters not #what matters is the comedy #(also the original poison only smelled like that because airplane was craving macs when he wrote it in)#obviously #i might be slightly delirious from all that titrating earlier #but what matters is airplanes scientific inaccuracies

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