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hii. eswao guy here to ask for a ficlet. it was hard to think of an idea without incorporating outright spoilers so.
just asking for a simple little kathpearlgem date fic throw in a bit of gem's curse shenanigans, maybe a bit of kath's healing kiss shenanigans. what is important that they are all on a little date ! and they are happy that is all ty bye
kathgempearl the beloved <3
Katherine made good sandwiches.
That was what Pearl had decided, basing her judgement upon the sweet bread and raspberry jam that constituted the half-eaten sandwich in her hand. She’d have preferred meat, but since that was pretty much a no-go in Dawn she just took what she could get. And what she could get was definitely worth the lack of meat.
She glanced up, hoping she hadn’t missed something said. She’d spaced out quite a few times already, and she’d rather not have to ask one of her girlfriends what they’d said. She was supposed to be listening to them, wasn’t she? That was what girlfriends did, she was pretty sure.
Her eyes were immediately drawn up to their faces, and she raised her sandwich slightly to hide her blush. She’d thought she had dressed up for the date, wearing her cleanest cloak and tunic. They had gone overboard—at least to her; technically they both wore dresses as a casual fit anyway—Katherine had a clean dress on, with ruffled sleeves and a drooping collar that showed off her pretty skin. Gem wasn’t any less gorgeous, rocking one of her dresses with the wider skirt and her hair tied back in a braid.
Perhaps Pearl loved her girlfriends a bit too much. Then again, they were her girlfriends. Maybe that was normal.
The old Scott hadn’t been like that.
She shook her head to clear her thoughts. He wasn’t here, and he didn’t matter, anyway. The new Scott was nice, at least, and Katherine and Gem were far better than he ever could have been anyway.
She takes her next bite of her sandwich, almost aggressively tearing into it. The sweet taste helps to distract her mind and her eyes flutter closed for a moment.
They snap up when she realizes the conversation has reached a lull, just in time to catch the rest of Gem’s sentence. “You look almost grumpy, Pearl,” she laughed with that pretty, pretty laugh of hers, Katherine joining in with a tinkling chuckle. Gem leaned forward a bit, reaching a finger to smooth Pearl’s brow. “What’s that about?” Pearl becomes speechless when she meets Gem’s eyes—probably a good thing; her girlfriends didn’t quite appreciate it when she talked with food in her mouth.
“N-nothing, really. Just… thinking.” Pearl stammered out. She figured Gem wouldn’t let it go without a better answer, so she decided to switch the topic to something safer. She’d rather not talk about… that now, not on a date with the two people she loved, loved them the way love was supposed to be. She was pretty sure, at least. She’d never quite experienced that, so she couldn’t be sure. “How’s your kingdom been going?” Pearl had learned early on that her girlfriends took a special sort of pride in their kingdoms, delighted to watch them grow and more than willing to talk about them for hours.
Pearl was proved right when Gem’s expression cleared, the ginger leaning back to talk, resting one of her hands on Katherine’s leg. Her face fell soon after, though, and for a moment Pearl worried that Gem had caught on to her.
“Oh, it’s terrible. I asked Jimmy the “Life God” for help restoring my kingdom—would you believe he killed nearly the entire thing? All the grass is dead. The plants are dead. The crops are dead. The sheep are dead. The castle is dead! It couldn’t be worse, Pearl, it couldn’t be worse.” Gem bemoaned, shaking her head in misery. She tugged at the sleeves of her dress, eyes clouded with worry.
Katherine’s eyes filled with sympathy, leaning towards Gem to plant a kiss on her cheek. “I’m sorry, honeybun,” Katherine worried, searching Gem’s eyes as if she’d find something there. “Do your people need food? I’ve always got enough if you need any—"
That wasn’t supposed to happen. Gem was supposed to go on a rant about how cute sheep are, how well the sheep farm was doing, and maybe a bit about the new buildings she’d added… not this.
Pearl wasn’t sure she could deal with that. She should, though. That would be a good girlfriend thing to do, wouldn’t it?
She leaned over suddenly to reach Gem, knocking over the tea in her haste. She flinched at the burn now spreading where the hot tea touched her, gently moving the tea cup aside. She ignored the pain, cupping Gem’s face in her hand. “Really?? Jimmy did that? How dare—say the word and I’ll beat him up for you! He won’t come around after that!”
Gem pushed Pearl back until she was sitting again, taking Pearl’s hands in her own. “It’s alright! Well, it’s not, but… I can’t fix that, and you can’t either. I’ve told him not to come back, and he seemed sheepish enough to actually follow that. I’ll set you on him if he doesn’t obey,” Gem joked with a small smile. “I’ve got a… plan going to hopefully fix the curse, but… It’ll be fine.” Gem sounded unconvinced, but the kind of unconvinced that meant she needed to believe it and please don’t screw this up.
“I’m sure,” Pearl agreed, equally unconvinced and disgruntled with it. It wouldn’t do well to attack Jimmy anyway, though—Katherine wouldn’t approve, for starters, and Gem wouldn’t be happy Pearl had gone behind her back.
There was a beat of silence before Katherine leaned toward Pearl. “You spilled the tea,” Katherine accused, sounding more amused and exasperated than angry.
“I did,” Pearl admitted, glancing down at the stain on the picnic blanket. “Sorry. I’ll clean it up—I’d offer to make new tea, but I don’t think that would go well…” Her voice trailed off as Katherine leaned closer, her soft lips close enough to kiss.
“Darling, I’m less worried about the blanket and more about the fact that you burned yourself,” Katherine reprimanded gently, cold fingers pressing gently on the burn and earning a hiss of pain.
“Oh.” Pearl still forgot, sometimes, that they cared like that. That they loved her enough to care if she was hurt—he had, too, but only because it hurt him as well. He’d been mad at her for that—her trip to the Nether where she kept getting set on fire.
Katherine wasn’t mad at her, though. Gem wasn’t either. They looked at her with this strange, strange look in their eyes, one Pearl still couldn’t comprehend yet, but she knew what it meant, in the vaguest sense of knowing.
And then Katherine leaned forward all the way, planting a soft kiss on Pearl’s lips.
A tingle spread through Pearl’s body, warm in the way that the sun was, gentle and soothing but enough to make you want to lay down and never get up. She gasped when it reached the burn, so much warmer but still the same gentle caress as Katherine gave, the same love behind it as she felt when Katherine told her she’d be sick if she ate anymore of that delectable cinnamon bread.
She nearly whined when it was gone, as if it had left her—left her like so many others had. But when she opened her eyes, Katherine was still there, her same sweet smile and deep eyes and oh, that same love Pearl had always craved so desperately and was now finally hers.
“Hey! I want a kiss, too,” Gem complained. “I’m cursed! I deserve a kiss as well! And I want one from Pearl too. Y’know, they say kissing is like medicine!”
A laugh escaped from Pearl’s lips at that, and she tilted her head back, an unstoppable bark of pure joy spilling out with emotions she couldn’t begin to name or control. Katherine joined her laughter in a second later, rocking them back just enough to see Gem’s face spread in a smile as she chuckled.
#eswap#kathgempearl#eswap katherine#eswap gem#eswap pearl#they <3#gem is currently passed out rn so this takes place vaguely sometime before or after#but also not before or after#bc i don't know what happens After#but they're not dating Before#and also pearl is gone#so#timeline's fucked
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"just as I did, in 1983."
you'd never know my favourite parts of the show are the fucked up insane bits when my first instinct is to draw the cheesiest thing imaginable
#my art#interview with the vampire#iwtv amc#iwtv#armand iwtv#daniel molloy#armand#armandaniel#devils minion#drew this before the finale but idk maybe this is during the unspecified amount of time between armands divorce and daniels press tour#the titian painting doesnt fit at ALL with the timeline btw#i THOUGHT it did bc i assumed 1508 was when armand was turned into a vampire BUT upon reflection thats more likely the year he was born#and even then the painting was made in like 1510 so fuck me i guess. also im foggy on when armand was taken to rome#idk man i havent read the books and i failed art history on two separate occasions i cannot endeavor for accuracy#anyway as much as i love 70s/80s devils minion i have equal love for old man daniel#his cynicism has been tempered by time... refined like a diamond... he dont gaf and bullies his loser vampire and its hilarious#like ''sure yeah fine all these old italian renaissance guys saw ur ethereal otherworldly beauty but literally anybody can see that''#''IM the only mf who gets to experience the incandescent joy of seeing you be a messy idiot''#sidenote trying to make armand look unflattering is impossible u can blame the show for casting the worlds most beautiful man
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Do you think covid existed in the Season? Do you think that for 2020-2021 Zeus couldn't host two Seasons. He had to wait until 2022 when restrictions finally lifted?
I'm gonna assume that covid didn't exist for my own sanity
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we won but at what cost
#Maybe we both die. Probably. But maybe not. Maybe maybe everything works out and we end up somewhere else.#this is mag 200 all over again#i can’t fucking believe they find each other in every timeline#arcane#arcane spoilers#arcane season 2#arcane s2#jayvik#viktor arcane#jayce talis#arcane s2 act 3#league of legends
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I don't know
#does this make sense#i was very sleep deprived when i came up with this#doctor who#sutekh#dw#dw spoilers#doctor who spoilers#nuwho#new who#15th doctor#dw memes#rtd didnt think about the implications smh#russell t davies#rtd2 era#the guy who didn't like musicals#(technically)#okay wow this blew up#i feel the need to clarify for the people in the notes: this post does not reflect my personal opinions on sutekh or RTD#i wasnt such a fan of the last two parter but thats just a me thing#the dw timeline is so fucked up already and i love it
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FUCK IT TRANSITION TIMELINE
10 months ago
Vs now after 8 months of hrt
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fym “PROBLEMATIC” the only problem is going to be you trying to walk tomorrow. go get pegged
#actually screaming holy fucking shit#they made them fuck in EPISODE 3 i am SCREAMINGGGGGG#also the implications of their changing relationship for glintshore aNNNYWAYS ill stfu for now#kinda wild switch in the timeline but we'll see how it goes#critical role#vox machina#tlovm#the legend of vox machina#the legend of vox machina spoilers#tlovm spoilers#tlovm season 3#tlovm s3#percy de rolo#vex'ahlia#perc'ahlia#cr1
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The reborned Kronos and her overprotective baby that the Justice league haven't figured out how to calm down.
Especially when the angry head of the Cultists who were around the sacrifice alter in a circle started shouting at one on the left, which caused the lil baby clinging to Kronos newly form female body to stiffen up and wailed, causing the large glowing spike of ice to emerged and quickly freezes every single one of the cultists.
Martian man has confirmed that Kronos is going through a Major psychic backlash to even move or even speak, point that just taking a peak in her mind, gave Martian man a near concussion from the emotional sensitivity overload and several hundreds of whispering self reflecting thoughts cluttering her consciousness.
The Justice League and the Dark Justice are trying to figure out how to get close to Kronos and her screaming bloody murder child without going through what the cultists went through, especially when the Frozen ice was still spreading slowly widening.
Shazam is going through the worst-case headaches as several voices were screaming, yelling at him to destroy the Mad Time God while Two sounded like they eating popcorn and enjoying the drama. Constantine was about to suggest something until a unknown voice that sounded hoarses spoke.
"...Danny..."
That when the Flash rather quickly saw Kronos's hands twitch. Motioning the other heroes as they all began to watch and wait as Kronos slowly bringing the baby closer to her chest.
"..World is covered by our trails, Scars we cover up with paint.... I would rather see this world through the eyes of a child, , Darker times will come and go..... Times you need to see her smile and mothers' hands are warm.... When a human strokes your skin,That is when you let them in, I would rather feel alive with a childlike soul, with a childlike soul.." Kronos whispered softly to the wailing baby that was slowly calming down. Superman can hear the lullaby even if he couldn't understand what she was saying to the child.
"...it's been a long while I'd entertained the living." Kronos said in a rich soothing voice as she had slowly open her eyes revealing a mesmerizing deep purple color with what seem to be a tiny thousands of clock gears ticking surrounding her pupil, turning to justice league
Part 1 << >> Part 3
#dpxdc#dc x dp#danny phantom#dp x dc#dp x dc crossover#dc x dp prompt#dcxdp#danny is the ghost king#de aged danny#kronos is now a women#Aurora song references#the justice league is shooken#Danny is scared until he not anymore#cause his ghost dad is here#kronos pateranl instincts turn into maternal instinct#don't fuck with his child and he won't destroy your very existence into dust in every timeline
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Monster hunter au part 3
Also known as “Drift is a giant fox beast” comic ahah
I like to think these trails are really important as a safe space for Deadlock. This is his home, these are his favorite routes and his familiar and safe space.
So when he shows his paths to Ratchet it's a big gesture of trust. Because they're what makes the forest his home and he's willing to let Ratchet into that home:)
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Also. This au exists in the same world as my Spellbound au. Just in case you wanna break your heart a little bit
#maccadam#transformers#dratchet#ratchlock#drift#deadlock#ratchet#Orion Pax#Prowl#Shockwave#Senator Shockwave#monster hunter au#yea so uh#monster hunter au connects to spellbound au#monster hunter au is happening in the past#so Shockwave is still alive and well#ai think you can consider this being a tiny bit of his backstory as a knight and teacher#I wonder how many people will care understand this fucked up timeline lol#Pax being a menace eheheh#I love Pax being a menace
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adrien in the dad-villain!au is going thru a special kind of bullshit in 100% knowing what marinette's situation feels like, and not being able to tell her so.
#dad villain au#my art#adrien "i know what you feel and also im in love with you but you're a marinette from a new timeline' agreste#is really FUCKING going through it right now
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Wrong Door…
@akanemnon a thing popped into my head and I am very impulsive. ❤️
#yeah I think it would be fucking hilarious if all humans could see ghost Chara.#it's in my au's world... but while theyre still in college haha#bread#deltarune chara timeline#twin runes#art#deltarune#my art#sketches#asriel#chara#boring tags are usually for me lmao#omg that one unfinished sketch comic monster and human cameo?? yes :)
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2.12 Chimney Begins - 2.09 Hen Begins - 2.16 Bobby Begins Again - 7.04 Buck, Bothered and Bewildered
Tommy's family arc
#911#911edit#911 abc#911 show#911 spoilers#911 season 7#tommy kinard#evan buckley#evan 'buck' buckley#kinley#bucktommy#kinkley#tevan#pick a ship name you guys and thanks for picking tevan the most correct name#anyway analysis time!#looking back with Modern Knowledge tm about why tommy acts the way he does in the past... babygirl you were so closeted I'm so proud#babygirl was back there getting into narnia#he was so resistant to letting go of the pseudo-family he'd found at the 118 in chimney begins#even tho it was a good old boys club that he knew he really didn't fit into he was making himself fit because at least it was something#but then he let chimney in and then hen came around and he saw a very queer person being openly queer and not giving a fuck what they think#and I think his behavior in that episode was trying to support hen as much as he could without outing himself#because like. how do you give up years of relative safety with people who do care about you they just won't like you anymore if you're *you#then he meets buck in s7 which is like 10-20 years later timeline is fake and he's like oh. this is what unconditional family is#and he's like oh. maybe I can come back. maybe I can be part of this again somehow. maybe we've both grown enough#or at the very least he'll be close to something he never believed would really happen for him#rant over tevan my beloved tim minear pillow cold both sides god bless#my edits
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POV u weren't invited to the P4 Ultimax grand prix
Bonus:
#persona 3#persona 3 reload#persona 3 portable#p3#fanart#ryoji mochizuki#kotone shiomi#hamuko arisato#minato arisato#“roach shouldn't you tag makoto yuuki for reach” Its about Principles.#Roadtrip Trio#Freed from the binds of atlus at least#This is what they're doing in the canon timeline while everyones doing fuck all#aigis#aigis persona 3#narukami yu#hamugis
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#yellowjackets#yellowjackets spoilers#taivan#oh my GOD#yeah there are other photos too sorry I just grabbed the tai and van of it all#but JESUS I am so excited#taissa with the GUN#taivan all snuggled up in the adult timeline#teen van looking truly just the absolute hottest#I am frothing#I SEE THOSE CARDS BABY#I SEE ‘EM#give me all the fucked up shit I am READY
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hey guys, what the FUCK? I’m gonna need sister Daniel to cleanse my entire brain the way none of my thoughts are holy
#I had just finished todays spooky video and I was having a great time and then THIS hit the timeline holy fuck#HOW is he getting more attractive HOW#dan howell#dan and phil#phil lester#phan
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hurt my heart why dontcha.
#adventure time#fionna and cake#fionna and cake spoilers#simon petrikov#BMO#this is seriously fucked up u cant do this to me im so sadSNSSN#IMAGINE BEING BMO#just one day finn and jake say they'll brb and they're going on a important mission...#and BMO after this and them being gone for awhile just see's the world go into peril#death everywhere. no sign of his friends expect remnant's of the past..#and the only survivor is them...#no other's expect the thing who released hell upon this once lively and colorful world in the first place.#and BMO just accept's this...tells themselves that they're still around...cosplay's as they're old friend's...this is fucked up#in the current timeline all his friend's are gone to natural circumstances.#but for this one? it was too early. too sudden. atleast in this one BMO will remember they're name's but...man.#this poor lil robo cant get a BREAK.#AND THEY FUCKING DIE IN SACRIFICE AT THE END TOO SHUTUPPPDPDPDPD#and the fact BMO also consider's “jerry” a friend...not knowing...that the same person caused all this.#this is...SO FUCKED UP#WHY MUST THE SHOW WRITERS DO THIS TO MY HEART.
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