#time to shitpost but like seriously

[astro-nomaly]

The average ninja actually only gets kidnapped once every few seasons. The Green Ninja Lloyd Garmadon, who gets kidnapped roughly every single season, is a statistical outlier and should not have been counted

[dreamsy990]

textposts (and also things my friends said) as epic nonsense except i got too real with at lest one of them i hope you enjoy the suffering of my favorite sopping wet cat of a man

[ping-ski]

thanks for hosting the magma @flowysgonemad !!

it's always fun to draw and chat with you :3

[groovygrub]

[xxrat--punkxx]

In light of uh... Recent trigun events on twitter, here's a tihylttw and trigun crossover

[lonecentaurion]

i had a vision

[veinsfullofstars]

You can't tell me their first meeting didn't go something like this.

(ID: Kirby series fanart of Dark Meta Knight and Daroach in a recreation of the Princess Mononoke "You're beautiful" meme. Original screenshot below the cut for comparison. Top panel - DMK hovers against a starry sky facing forward, his wings breaching the edges of the panel and spread to make himself look more intimidating. He glares down, one angry glowing eye visible in the visor of his mask, gripping the handle of his sword in both hands as if to stab downward, subtitled "I'll cut your throat! That'll shut you up!" Bottom panel - Daroach lies on his back at a slight angle on a nighttime grassy plain, his body and cape breaching the panel in places, his paws palm-up at his sides, his wand dropped beside him. He looks upward, unperturbed by the several sharp points of DMK's sword hanging over him, eyes half-lidded and brows lifted in interest, mouth drawn open in a smile and blushed at the ends, subtitled "You're beautiful..." Of course, every metal and/or shiny surface is lightly touched with rim light and sparkles. END ID.)

Started 03/26/24, finished 03/29/24, updated for color correction 11/02/24.

Original: Princess Mononoke (Hayao Miyazaki, Studio Ghibli, 1997)

[madbard]

You know what? Screw it.

Draw Error wearing glasses.

Draw Epic with the full Dust shadow over his face.

Draw Killer biting his knife.

Draw Dream looking like he could arm wrestle God.

BE THE CHANGE YOU WANT TO SEE IN THE WORLD.

[charcubed]

oh everyone and their DISCLAIMERS about how “lokius will never be canon because disney and marvel are awful, but”........ well I have nothing to lose so. fuck disclaimers! this is my idea of fun! what if it CAN and WILL be canon, huh? what if the story is gonna go where it seems to be headed. what if I say they’re going to kiss on international streaming television. who’s gonna stop me

[moralleets]

the new helluva boss episode????? HELLO?? I WANT TO DIE???? BUT LIKE. I MEAN IT IN THE MOST POSITIVE WAY POSSIBLE???? LIKE I WANT TO END MYSELF BUT LIKE IN A GOOD WAY?£!?#?£!£?#?#

[raging-tackeydios]

time is a flat circle

[veryaren]

here.... Take this bwforei go..... (To bed)

[hasarjunadoneanythingwrong]

im barely kidding when i say this is what chiemon and jancer are like

[katyspersonal]

Bruuuhhhhhhh I constantly forget that when I see environment and read descriptions that shed light on horrifying mad experiments of Seath/Aldia/Micolash/Maria or Laurence (uncertain whose experiments Research Hall was) I am supposed to feel "disturbed" and "disgusted" and "acknowledge it as horror", not be excited and like I'd wag my tail if I had one -_- Having "intended experience" in Soulsborne games is too hard for me smh

[dont-hug-me-its-yuri]

Briefcase and her decades old death goddess girlfriend

[lunarriviera]

cannot get over this description of wu xie from the fandom wiki, like npss truly out here putting the bare minimum effort into his female characters (translation: no effort. absolutely none). wu xie's mother literally still alive, he visits her and his dad for new year's, but no one can be bothered to give her a name. couldn't even let bai ma wake up for five minutes. a-ning, su nan, don't get me started. huo xiuxiu barely squeaking past his indifference. tomb raiding gonna die out in another generation bc there are no women*, go king give us nothing

*except for liang wan who is, as someone recently pointed out, a total himbo; and bai haotian, who miraculously escapes notice maybe bc of the bowl haircut and overalls. they are both adorable and non-negotiable and if npss ever does anything to them i will kword everyone in this room and then myself him