#time to shitpost but like seriously

[j4zzyh4nds]

The average ninja actually only gets kidnapped once every few seasons. The Green Ninja Lloyd Garmadon, who gets kidnapped roughly every single season, is a statistical outlier and should not have been counted

[ping-ski]

thanks for hosting the magma @flowysgonemad !!

it's always fun to draw and chat with you :3

[groovygrub]

[xxrat--punkxx]

In light of uh... Recent trigun events on twitter, here's a tihylttw and trigun crossover

[veinsfullofstars]

You can't tell me their first meeting didn't go something like this.

(ID: Kirby series fanart of Dark Meta Knight and Daroach in a recreation of the Princess Mononoke "You're beautiful" meme. Original screenshot below the cut for comparison. Top panel - DMK hovers against a starry sky facing forward, his wings breaching the edges of the panel and spread to make himself look more intimidating. He glares down, one angry glowing eye visible in the visor of his mask, gripping the handle of his sword in both hands as if to stab downward, subtitled "I'll cut your throat! That'll shut you up!" Bottom panel - Daroach lies on his back at a slight angle on a nighttime grassy plain, his body and cape breaching the panel in places, his paws palm-up at his sides, his wand dropped beside him. He looks upward, unperturbed by the several sharp points of DMK's sword hanging over him, eyes half-lidded and brows lifted in interest, mouth drawn open in a smile and blushed at the ends, subtitled "You're beautiful..." Of course, every metal and/or shiny surface is lightly touched with rim light and sparkles. END ID.)

Started 03/26/24, finished 03/29/24.

Original: Princess Mononoke (Hayao Miyazaki, Studio Ghibli, 1997)

[madbard]

You know what? Screw it.

Draw Error wearing glasses.

Draw Epic with the full Dust shadow over his face.

Draw Killer biting his knife.

Draw Dream looking like he could arm wrestle God.

BE THE CHANGE YOU WANT TO SEE IN THE WORLD.

[charcubed]

oh everyone and their DISCLAIMERS about how “lokius will never be canon because disney and marvel are awful, but”........ well I have nothing to lose so. fuck disclaimers! this is my idea of fun! what if it CAN and WILL be canon, huh? what if the story is gonna go where it seems to be headed. what if I say they’re going to kiss on international streaming television. who’s gonna stop me

[raging-tackeydios]

time is a flat circle

[hasarjunadoneanythingwrong]

im barely kidding when i say this is what chiemon and jancer are like

[veryaren]

here.... Take this bwforei go..... (To bed)

[lunarriviera]

cannot get over this description of wu xie from the fandom wiki, like npss truly out here putting the bare minimum effort into his female characters (translation: no effort. absolutely none). wu xie's mother literally still alive, he visits her and his dad for new year's, but no one can be bothered to give her a name. couldn't even let bai ma wake up for five minutes. a-ning, su nan, don't get me started. huo xiuxiu barely squeaking past his indifference. tomb raiding gonna die out in another generation bc there are no women*, go king give us nothing

*except for liang wan who is, as someone recently pointed out, a total himbo; and bai haotian, who miraculously escapes notice maybe bc of the bowl haircut and overalls. they are both adorable and non-negotiable and if npss ever does anything to them i will kword everyone in this room and then myself him

[havockingboo]

I’m severely Normal about this rp arc bro I swear.

@officialpapyrus @sansofficial @gasterofficial

[kuzann]

Reasons I have a hard time taking canon Vlad 100% seriously:

His nemesis is a freaking 14 year old this is self-explanatory

Keeps getting beaten/outsmarted by a gaggle of teens

Blew up his own house because he couldn't be bothered to do general maintenance on a piece of very valuable and potentially explosive lab equipment

Got bodied by Jack that one time and decided to never fight him again, Jack is canonically 1-0 in a direct 1v1 fight against Plasmius and that is too funny

Gets bodied by his own idiot schemes

Somehow couldn't figure out how to hire a hitman to take out the guy he's hated for years and sends the one thing Jack is supposed to be good at fighting to do the job instead. Are you trying to fail, Vlad?

Got eaten by a monster that one time. Embarrassing.

Did not do his homework when it came to how strong a ghost was at least twice and endangered the entire world and Ghost Zone because of this

In the bad timeline he caused the apocalypse because he is that bad at parenting and somehow didn't think to just send the kid to therapy and grief counseling instead of jumping straight to the mad scientist shit

There's probably more but these are the ones I can think of at the moment. Like he's absolutely done horrible things, no question about it, but then I remember the above and I'm just. All I can do is laugh.

[perse-idit]

I doubt there is a demand for Legacy of Kain shitposts but I'll dumb these edits I did here anyway for my own amusement. Inspired by frustration.

[pan-magi]

Titus: I've never lost a magic battle.

Me: You are a little baby, I'm sure this is your first magic battle.

[fishareglorious]

By the end of Reverse 1999's live service, our beloved yuri square has grown into a whopping yuri hectogon, with relationship dynamics so fucking convoluted with how many people are in there and how everyone's interactions interlap with each other to the point spaghetti looks more comprehensible than this