#tiktok replies

[ayavanni]

Arknights 3/2* textposts and stuff PART 8

[ultrasillygirl5]

[amethystsoda]

so tiktok is suggesting replies in dm’s now

Tag urself I’m “💋 Gorgeous look ”

[tatiannanorman]

🥹♥️

[chloesimaginationthings]

Mike’s got that sopping wet cat boyfail rizz.

Mike either makes people love him or hate him instantly, there’s no in between

[morganbritton132]

Eddie’s live-streaming from the front porch where he’s sitting on their porch swing, playing guitar. So Eddie did not bring his followers into their neighborhood drama. Steve did.

You can see Steve pass in front of the camera a few times before you hear him loudly ask, “What?”

There’s a pause and then he’s like, “I can’t hear you!”

Eddie looks up and over towards the yard but he doesn’t stop playing. He doesn’t seem to have any interest in the conversation going on at all. His chat on the other hand are thrilled to be able to hear Dan say, “Got myself a ring camera. It records the porch and the driveway and sends the video to my phone if it detects movement. So if any vandalism happens…I’ll know.”

Steve: Okay…? And I have a gun

Eddie: *experiences twelve different flavors of ‘what now?’*

Dan: Is that a threat?

Steve: No. I thought we were both just stating facts about home security no one cares about.

Steve: You can go now. Bye.

Eddie, stopping Steve before he goes back inside: Babe, you don’t actually have a gun, right?

Steve:

Eddie: Stevie, you once almost took my head off with a baseball bat full of nails in your sleep. You did NOT buy a gun.

Steve:

Steve: Are you stupid? Why would buy a gun when I could borrow one from Nancy?

Steve: *goes inside*

Eddie:

Eddie: That didn’t answer my question, Steve!

[livwritesstuff]

Hazel posts a TikTok filmed in Steve and Eddie’s bedroom that starts as she says, “So, Pop has basically been moping–”

“I’m not moping,” Steve interrupts from somewhere off camera.

“He’s been moping all day,” Hazel continues, “Because Dad isn’t wearing his ring.”

She flips the camera and zooms in on a ceramic dish on one bedside table to show that it’s currently housing a small pile of rings, including the silver band matching the one Steve is wearing on the ring finger of his left hand.

She pans over to Steve, who’s sitting in bed with his iPad.

“Your dad is a grown man,” he says, not looking at the camera, “If he wants to pretend to be single for a day, that’s totally fine.”

From even further off camera, Eddie can be heard saying, “Alright,” and he appears in the doorway a moment later.

“Enough with the slander. I took my ring off because someone,” he pauses to look pointedly at Steve, “conned me into doing yard work with him this weekend and there was so much dirt under there it could’ve grown its own weeds.”

The TikTok cuts to Steve saying, “Hey, no judgment from me. If you want the world to think you're available to see what happens, more power to you. I personally don't get it, but–”

“Oh my god.”

The video cuts again to Eddie putting the ring back on.

“Happy now, princess?” he asks.

Hazel pans the camera back over to Steve in time to catch a smug nod.

Later, when both the camera and Hazel are gone, Eddie says, “I really don’t know what you’re worried about, man.”

“Uh, do you really not have any idea how good-looking you are?” Steve replies, “I’m not worried about you. I’m worried about everyone else.”

“Steve, when I see someone as old as us who is both hot and not wearing a ring, my first thought is to wonder what’s wrong with them.”

[frownyalfred]

love all the tiktok folks following me on here because they saw a screenshot of one of my posts on some fuck ass Minecraft video and are shocked and horrified to find out that I’m one of those god awful “pro shippers” who doesn’t exclusively post about gen/platonic topics

[nappingpaperclip]

y’all we r not beating exorsexism and misogyny by calling every transmasc that pisses u off a ‘theyfab.’ Idc if they are annoying or have dumbass opinions, literally using someone’s agab as an insult is wrong and treating transmascs as annoying little afabs is deeply misogynistic and transphobic. What happened to just calling people fucking idiots

[jewishrizahawkeye]

so i saw this stupid video on twitter (first mistake was opening the app i know)

but i saw genuinely the best reply ever that i was to have on a billboard and have it pop up on peoples phones like that one president alert

[slttygeto]

you post a tiktok filming hanma flirting with you and saying his best pick up lines and there’s a comment that says “this is OUR man now” but before you can even reply or block the user, hanma’s already replied with “you smell like shit”

[spenglerstwinkie]

30 days to train aka 30 days for kars to cyber bully joseph

[where-does-the-heart-lie]

https://vt.tiktok.com/ZSYaSGyJH/

Hey! I saw someone repost one of your comics, and they didn't give any credit, so I thought I should let you know..

:C is this how I get a tiktok. To ask someone to take down my art.

This guys page is chalk full of stolen art, fuck this guy >:(

Everyone go to this person’s page and say please take down the art.

This person forced me to do something unforgivable.

Create a tiktok account.

Go follow me or whatever

Thank you so much @amaris-d-akagami for making me aware of this, but also i feel i would be better in blissful ignorance. Before… i was happy… and now i have a tiktok account. My moral bragging rights are rescinded. Thank you though.

[damsel-loves-machines]

Random Bible Thumper: I was an atheist, until I saw Jesus in my living room.

Concubine!Reader (covered in ebony lipstick stains and fresh bite marks): And I was a virgin until I was kissed on both pairs of my lips. Do you want a fucking cookie?

[98chao]

truly i love all of you and i'm so grateful for all the support i get on my vanilla milkshake posts here because i've just seen the way people talk about vanilla milkshake and mysticao on twitter and its genuinely taken 50 years off my life. now i've been reminded as to why i should never join the crk fandom on twitter

[morganbritton132]

Eddie’s live streaming one night in his studio and Steve’s there in the background, reading a magazine because Steve is the type of guy to still buy magazines. Eddie’s just finished giving his opinion on the Grammy when Steve asks, “If you could marry any celebrity, who would it be?”

Eddie: Well, seeing as I’m already married. None of them.

Steve: If we got divorced.

Eddie: If we got divorced, I’d dedicate my life to winning you back.

Steve: Okay, I died then. You’ve grieved, you’ve mourned, you’re ready to start dating again. Who would it be?

Eddie: Yeah, no. I know a trick question when I see one, Stevie. If I name someone then you’ll get jealous and every time we watch tv and they’re in it, you’ll say “oh, there’s the guy you’d leave me for” until the day we die.

Steve:

Steve: So, it’s Pedro Pascal?

Eddie: He’s the Mandalorian!

Steve:

Steve, picking his magazine back up: That’s interesting

Eddie, just barely not rolling his eyes: Same hypothetical, who’d you marry?

Steve: Jeff