#tiktok replies

[ayavanni]

Arknights 3/2* textposts and stuff PART 8

[project-diva]

[amethystsoda]

so tiktok is suggesting replies in dm’s now

Tag urself I’m “💋 Gorgeous look ”

[bloody-1518]

When one of your all-time-favorite content creators comments under one of your videos:

[tatiannanorman]

🥹♥️

[chloesimaginationthings]

Mike’s got that sopping wet cat boyfail rizz.

Mike either makes people love him or hate him instantly, there’s no in between

[morganbritton132]

Eddie’s live-streaming from the front porch where he’s sitting on their porch swing, playing guitar. So Eddie did not bring his followers into their neighborhood drama. Steve did.

You can see Steve pass in front of the camera a few times before you hear him loudly ask, “What?”

There’s a pause and then he’s like, “I can’t hear you!”

Eddie looks up and over towards the yard but he doesn’t stop playing. He doesn’t seem to have any interest in the conversation going on at all. His chat on the other hand are thrilled to be able to hear Dan say, “Got myself a ring camera. It records the porch and the driveway and sends the video to my phone if it detects movement. So if any vandalism happens…I’ll know.”

Steve: Okay…? And I have a gun

Eddie: *experiences twelve different flavors of ‘what now?’*

Dan: Is that a threat?

Steve: No. I thought we were both just stating facts about home security no one cares about.

Steve: You can go now. Bye.

Eddie, stopping Steve before he goes back inside: Babe, you don’t actually have a gun, right?

Steve:

Eddie: Stevie, you once almost took my head off with a baseball bat full of nails in your sleep. You did NOT buy a gun.

Steve:

Steve: Are you stupid? Why would buy a gun when I could borrow one from Nancy?

Steve: *goes inside*

Eddie:

Eddie: That didn’t answer my question, Steve!

[livwritesstuff]

Hazel posts a TikTok filmed in Steve and Eddie’s bedroom that starts as she says, “So, Pop has basically been moping–”

“I’m not moping,” Steve interrupts from somewhere off camera.

“He’s been moping all day,” Hazel continues, “Because Dad isn’t wearing his ring.”

She flips the camera and zooms in on a ceramic dish on one bedside table to show that it’s currently housing a small pile of rings, including the silver band matching the one Steve is wearing on the ring finger of his left hand.

She pans over to Steve, who’s sitting in bed with his iPad.

“Your dad is a grown man,” he says, not looking at the camera, “If he wants to pretend to be single for a day, that’s totally fine.”

From even further off camera, Eddie can be heard saying, “Alright,” and he appears in the doorway a moment later.

“Enough with the slander. I took my ring off because someone,” he pauses to look pointedly at Steve, “conned me into doing yard work with him this weekend and there was so much dirt under there it could’ve grown its own weeds.”

The TikTok cuts to Steve saying, “Hey, no judgment from me. If you want the world to think you're available to see what happens, more power to you. I personally don't get it, but–”

“Oh my god.”

The video cuts again to Eddie putting the ring back on.

“Happy now, princess?” he asks.

Hazel pans the camera back over to Steve in time to catch a smug nod.

Later, when both the camera and Hazel are gone, Eddie says, “I really don’t know what you’re worried about, man.”

“Uh, do you really not have any idea how good-looking you are?” Steve replies, “I’m not worried about you. I’m worried about everyone else.”

“Steve, when I see someone as old as us who is both hot and not wearing a ring, my first thought is to wonder what’s wrong with them.”

[stealingyourbones]

Hey, I found one of your works on TikTok. Remembered in my FYP you don't want your stuff on TikTok? Anyways, here's a screenshot.

Thank you for letting me know! I don’t have TikTok so could you reply with the posts link so folks can report this post?

Xx_Dc.Fam on TikTok appears to steal a lot of popular Danny Phantom/DC posts including ones from @nerdpoe and I think I saw a @faeriekit post in there too. Tiktok requires you to have an account so I’m unsure how I can report them myself but please, anyone who does have an account, report as much as you can.

[spenglerstwinkie]

30 days to train aka 30 days for kars to cyber bully joseph

[slttygeto]

you post a tiktok filming hanma flirting with you and saying his best pick up lines and there’s a comment that says “this is OUR man now” but before you can even reply or block the user, hanma’s already replied with “you smell like shit”

[frownyalfred]

love all the tiktok folks following me on here because they saw a screenshot of one of my posts on some fuck ass Minecraft video and are shocked and horrified to find out that I’m one of those god awful “pro shippers” who doesn’t exclusively post about gen/platonic topics

[princyvish]

sonic's showing shadow a funny tiktok

[dearreader]

so i saw this stupid video on twitter (first mistake was opening the app i know)

but i saw genuinely the best reply ever that i was to have on a billboard and have it pop up on peoples phones like that one president alert

[rainbow-neko-artblog]

I'm sorry if I am pushing you, that is not my intention, but I wanted to ask about the Poppy Playtime comic you have made.

Is there a draft of the continuation? Or that you have stopped all completely

Ah yes.

One week.

Since I haven't updated in one week I must have abandoned the story.

Nevermind that I have college classes, homework, I got sick over the weekend, my friends want to play games with me, commissions, keychains to sell, and that I need to diversify my drawings to more than just poppy playtime so I don't go crazy-

None of that matters. Because I didn't update for a week. Must have abandoned it.

When chapter 4 came out I immediatly planned out how the rest of the updates were gonna go in a document. That's my draft. That's what you wanna hear right?

[damsel-loves-machines]

Random Bible Thumper: I was an atheist, until I saw Jesus in my living room.

Concubine!Reader (covered in ebony lipstick stains and fresh bite marks): And I was a virgin until I was kissed on both pairs of my lips. Do you want a fucking cookie?