#ticking tim

[vannys-pizzaplex-askblog]

😧

[happynewyear-99]

[ouppypioreblog]

watched chezzkids and only came up to one conclusion

[beetlejuice-fan-zone]

Every expression he makes is perfect 💚🖤🤍🖤💚

[ohgreat-moretapes]

Hey, you're the one who asked. Why the fuck would we lie to you? We aren't crazy. And quite honestly, I don't think you are entirely either. Shit happened to you and then you blocked it out. Is it so crazy to believe that someone from your past is back? Sure the eldritch part is wild, but dude, shit is fucking happening and the hooded man who hacked your account is speaking in codes for half of it.

Maybe trust in the people who were fully conscious when you ran into the woods with a mask on.

Listen, I'm trying really hard not to get locked up again here. I'll figure it out and I'm sure there's a logical, grounded-in-reality explanation for everything...

You're wigging me out talking like that...

-Tim

[violent138]

I love the idea that Bruce takes the Batfam on hikes outside of Gotham, and puts up with the arguing over who goes in what car, packs everyone's favourite snacks, will race with the other car if enough passengers in his egg him on. Bruce generally stays ridicuously quiet while the kids jabber enough to alert everything living in the woods near them but will weigh in once the kids debate who's strong enough to wrestle a bear, chime in on unsolved hiker cases, build fires, and carry anyone that gets tired, all while sneaking awful pictures of them.

[mamawasatesttube]

it shouldve been ives........... man.......

[orchestrel]

can’t let them know I’m feral for a man trying to figure out his place in the world

[mrmanbat]

Chat it’s mid December and you know what that means~

Batfam 2025 Halloween costume headcanons.

Alfred- Charles Carson. No one noticed.

Bruce- Dracula. Can’t beat tradition. (If tradition means Bruce being an emo shit.)

Kate- Wanda. From the marvel comics but specifically from WandaVision. Are you getting the vibe?

Helena- Joan of Arc. But like not slutty Joan of Arc. Helena would pull up in historically accurate battle armor. Go ahead and try to convince me I’m wrong.

Babs- it can only go one of two ways. Clifford, the big red dog, or Galinda. I think we both understand this on a spiritual level.

Dick- Dean from supernatural. That or Harley Quinn. Basically- ether something slutty or a greaser. Maybe both.

Jason- he goes as Luigi. Yk the healthcare ceo shooter? Take a moment to think about this bc I literally can’t list all the reasons this makes sense.

Steph- Jinx from Arcane. You can’t convince me she didn’t rope Duke or Tim into binging season 2 with her. (Cass was there willingly, no trickery involved.)

Cass- purge makeup. Bro doesn’t have the time to be creative. She does have a baseball bat with her so extra points for effort ig.

Tim- “think, think, brain blast.” No other comment.

Duke- green lantern. Same costume as last year. This bro also ain’t got the time to be creative.

Damian- he probably got invited to go trick or treating last minute so he just cuts out a ‘M&M’ from printer paper and taped it on a green sweatshirt.

(Ik I missed a few people. My bad, but I’m really tired and know next to nothing about Azrael or Maps. I’ve been meaning to read more of them but I’ve been unbelievably busy.

feel free to add characters -Batfam or not- in the comments or reposts or something, idk.)

[shirks-all-responsibilities]

I'm fkn hypnotized right now 😵🥴.

[horror-ful]

the indicator ticking in the final entry of mh is such a beautiful, poignant moment where a character is deciding his own future and we as the audience don't get to see what he chooses, what he's already chosen, just know that neither path is a happy ending

and the fact that it wasn't planned makes me insane

[whalehouse1]

Tim, absolutely being done with everything that day, stares straight into Poison Ivy’s eyes and takes out a salad, “Not ethically sourced, pesticides all over it, non recyclable container and I hate cucumbers,” takes out the cucumbers and stomps on them as he tears into the salad as Bruce and Damian hold back Ivy who is willing every plant in Gotham to strangle this kid.

[flashfuture]

idk I'm kinda rocking with 14 year old Damian. A bad hair cut and a goth gf he is living a real life. put him in a mall

[the-mighty-toast-wizard]

All of my bg3 characters have been given one personality trait in my head

Here's all the ones I remember

Arnold, my first, a crazy bard who just wants to beat the shit out of people and pet his pet creatures

Tim, a tiefling wild magic sorcerer, he just, tries to blow himself up, and it keeps defeating his enemy's

Kassel, my dark urge, aside from dark urge resisting stuff, he just gives off revolver ocelot mgs3 vibes, but somehow, even LESS badass

Tick, my druid, he is the owlbear cubs dad, you cannot stop him, he will break your bones if you hurt his fucking baby, then he will turn into an owlbear and eat you

[tiger-grace]

headcanon that after Dick Grayson being Robin all of the batkids interchangeably use “holy ____ batman” even at the worst possible moments

Steph, staring down at Tim in the medbay cot: holy common cold, batman

Tim: please stop

Steph: holy spleenless sillybilly batman

Tim: steph please

Jason Todd on the floor, bruised and bloodied: dad?

(The timer ticks down to three seconds)

Jason: well holy shitballs batman I’m going to fucking di-

KABOOM

[mamawasatesttube]

why are half the jokes people make about timkon just gay versions of boomer-style "i hate my wife" jokes. did you know... they actually are supposed to like each other (shocking but true!!!!)