#ticking tim

[vannys-pizzaplex-askblog]

😧

[happynewyear-99]

[ouppypio]

watched chezzkids and only came up to one conclusion

[scintillyyy]

if i'm honest i do think part of the reason tim gets fanonized so heavily is that his extroversion and popularity are generally considered characteristics of people fandom doesn't like. however they want to like him and so he must be 'fixed' into an amalgation of 'better' traits.

[beetlejuice-fan-zone]

Every expression he makes is perfect 💚🖤🤍🖤💚

[ohgreat-moretapes]

Hey, you're the one who asked. Why the fuck would we lie to you? We aren't crazy. And quite honestly, I don't think you are entirely either. Shit happened to you and then you blocked it out. Is it so crazy to believe that someone from your past is back? Sure the eldritch part is wild, but dude, shit is fucking happening and the hooded man who hacked your account is speaking in codes for half of it.

Maybe trust in the people who were fully conscious when you ran into the woods with a mask on.

Listen, I'm trying really hard not to get locked up again here. I'll figure it out and I'm sure there's a logical, grounded-in-reality explanation for everything...

You're wigging me out talking like that...

-Tim

[violent138]

I love the idea that Bruce takes the Batfam on hikes outside of Gotham, and puts up with the arguing over who goes in what car, packs everyone's favourite snacks, will race with the other car if enough passengers in his egg him on. Bruce generally stays ridicuously quiet while the kids jabber enough to alert everything living in the woods near them but will weigh in once the kids debate who's strong enough to wrestle a bear, chime in on unsolved hiker cases, build fires, and carry anyone that gets tired, all while sneaking awful pictures of them.

[mamawasatesttube]

it shouldve been ives........... man.......

[used-sharps-disposal]

DAY TWO, LITTLE MASKY. :)

[shirks-all-responsibilities]

I'm fkn hypnotized right now 😵🥴.

[whalehouse1]

Tim, absolutely being done with everything that day, stares straight into Poison Ivy’s eyes and takes out a salad, “Not ethically sourced, pesticides all over it, non recyclable container and I hate cucumbers,” takes out the cucumbers and stomps on them as he tears into the salad as Bruce and Damian hold back Ivy who is willing every plant in Gotham to strangle this kid.

[flashfuture]

idk I'm kinda rocking with 14 year old Damian. A bad hair cut and a goth gf he is living a real life. put him in a mall

[the-mighty-toast-wizard]

All of my bg3 characters have been given one personality trait in my head

Here's all the ones I remember

Arnold, my first, a crazy bard who just wants to beat the shit out of people and pet his pet creatures

Tim, a tiefling wild magic sorcerer, he just, tries to blow himself up, and it keeps defeating his enemy's

Kassel, my dark urge, aside from dark urge resisting stuff, he just gives off revolver ocelot mgs3 vibes, but somehow, even LESS badass

Tick, my druid, he is the owlbear cubs dad, you cannot stop him, he will break your bones if you hurt his fucking baby, then he will turn into an owlbear and eat you

[mamawasatesttube]

why are half the jokes people make about timkon just gay versions of boomer-style "i hate my wife" jokes. did you know... they actually are supposed to like each other (shocking but true!!!!)

[closedcoffins]

on the subject of favorite novel covers i REALLY like the slash. i'm actually wondering if the number of panels due to the cuts in the front are what the chapter names are referencing when they have up to four items in them.

[tiger-grace]

headcanon that after Dick Grayson being Robin all of the batkids interchangeably use “holy ____ batman” even at the worst possible moments

Steph, staring down at Tim in the medbay cot: holy common cold, batman

Tim: please stop

Steph: holy spleenless sillybilly batman

Tim: steph please

Jason Todd on the floor, bruised and bloodied: dad?

(The timer ticks down to three seconds)

Jason: well holy shitballs batman I’m going to fucking di-

KABOOM