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#kcfhedit#unrealedit#pattison#quinn x rachel#femslash#kevin can fuck himself#kevin can f himself#kevin can f**k himself#unreal#patty o'connor#rachel goldberg#allison mcroberts#quinn king#tvedit#sine's gifs#q#last time it was tht now it's unreal#which reminds me i need to do a tht/unreal set#gotta stick to the messed up girlies
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im just once again scared my social anxiety will become like smth so obvious n worse yet now bc it's such a small group of ppl if tht makes sense as opposed to like a classroom or uni setting also aldjdjfjfjfjfj im in the scurity dept. so oof boy are they like observant bc duh it's actually kinda funny but yh. n also the interns hv like ugh resume writing n interview workshops n stuff with hr which yh def very not looking forward to there are 4 i dont remember them but those 2 esp like omg i. hv. done. so. many. no. more. plz. cri. and aside from tht yh the social anxiety part 🥲 bc otherwise we dont hv any big group things like tht sigh
#oh tht also reminds me im supposed to get my certificate from my uni for the job prep thing i did#huh#gotta check it back n see#oof i wonder if i did in fact miss a session oops cri#sigh#oh well#cloud nonsense
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It's so funny to me that it's so obvious when I get a new hyperfixation because everything everywhere for example tis blog suddenly turns to what ever hyperfixation I have. . .
NOW I WANNA TALK ABOUT HUSK AND MY HEADCANONS FOR HIM BECAUSE THAT SILLY GRUMPY OLD-MAN CAT IS TAKING OVER MY BRAIN (contains a bit of huskerdust and bad grammar because english is not my first language but I have no respect for it so /j)
So I fully headcanon that husk has the most un organised and dirty room for some reason, like he never even bothered decorating it.
He hates baths and oils and stuff like that because it's really hard to take off from his wings and fur.
He refused to wash his hands with water and he cleaned his hands like cats do before eating food or serving drinks so charlie forced him to at least use wet wipes (idk how to write tht but hope you understand it)
He loves old fashioned love songs, usually mumbles some lyrics he still remebers while working and the others like to hear his singing.
The fluffies fluff ever, he doesn't really use any products (only dry shampoo from time to time) AND STILL HIS FUR IS EXTREMLY FLUFFY.
He got extremly bad body dismorfia when he arrived at hell.
The others tease him alot whenever he does any cat sounds.
Instead of a glass of water on his nightstand he had a bottle of whiskey or any other alcohol.
If he's in the mood (and charlie asks nicely + a day off) he might do some magic tricks to entretain the other guests.
Whenever he speaks spanish he always calls evryone pendejo (as a mexican that is also my favorite curse word I gotta add that). Like him and vaggie are fighting and she desn't know he speaks apanish so she starts insuting him in spanish and he goes "CALLATE LA PINCHE BOCA PENDEJA TUERTA" (traduction: SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU FUCKING ONE EYED WOMAN) and she shuts up because she didn't expect that. (Now they speak in spanish together sometimes)
One time Sr. Pentious gave him catnipp because angeldust dared him to and husk went WILD. Like everyone was laughing nd half th hotel was filled with cat scratchs while husk followed Sr.Pentious who was escaping with the catnip in hand from him kind of wild.
He wants hugs and he won't admitt it.
Used to be a bit to proud as an overlord which is also half the reason why he lost to alastor.
Fucker cries a lot and won't admitt it because he already stablished to everyone that "I don' give a shit about anything and fuck y'all" and now he just can't.
He falls asleep a lot during work because he is drunk.
He owns a phone but uses it like a grandma, he puts on the glasses to read and everything
He once had a very bad night and got EXTREMELY DRUNK and ended up doing a karaoke with charlie and Sr Pentious.
Alastor would ocationaly take him to the Overlords meetings as his "body guard" and he would get extrembly embarrased because everyone recognised him and he knew they all thought of him as a failure for being an Overord who lost his own soul to Alastor and was now forced to obey him.
Thanks to loser,baby I think Husk may be a pet names man (affectionatelly both romantic and just with friends)
Husk reminds me a bit of "No surprises" by radiohead (i don't really know how to explain it but yeah)
I think his relationship with angel (romantically speaking) would be really gentle like, cuddles, hugs, little kisses, cause he wants to show that romantic relationships don't always need to have sex included (angel appretiates that)
I feel like they told each other their felling for the other but bth came to the conclution that maybe they are not in the best mental state to get into a relationship at the moment so they asked charlie and vaggie to help a bit.
I have more but this is getting a bit long so I'll make a part two!!!!!!!
(Have some photos of the silly 70 yr old grumpy cat-man)
#hazbin hotel husk#Husk headcanons#husker#Hazbin hotel#alastor the radio demon#vaggie#charlie morningstar#Sr.Pentious#He became my comfort character so quick damn#hazbin hotel headcanon#Huskerdust#Angelhusk#loser baby
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WIFEY. | EPISODE SIX (6.4)
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[PRESENT DAY]
[TEXT] (DAISY): Here’s the info. She’s in cunch and she’s got a nokia so the phone signal might be a bit shit. I set her up on gmail though, might be easier to reach her there. My gran’s got a laptop.
[FLASHBACK #1]
(CHRIS): I know it's shit but you gotta be strong Max. I’ll be out of here before you know it.
[PRESENT DAY] [EMAIL]
Hi, I’m Max, Chris’ daughter. Your niece Daisy is a friend of mine and said it would be better to email you. I’d really love to meet and I’m glad to hear that you are too|
[FLASHBACK #2]
(MAX): Did I do something wrong?
(SIMONE): Of course not Max! Your mum is just- She loves you so much. It’s killing her not being able to be with you all the time, and every time we visit it just reminds her of um. Of what she’s lost, you know?
[PRESENT DAY][EMAIL]
Hi, I’m Maxine, but I go by Max. My pronouns are They/Them Hope that’s not too confusing for you! I’m Chris’ daughter. Your niece Daisy kindly gave me your info and said it would be better to email you. I’m glad to hear that you’re up for meeting as it’d be great to hear about my mum from you. Unfortunately, before her passing I hadn’t seen her in quite a long time|
[FLASHBACK #3]
(MAX): [Sobbing loudly]
(SIMONE): [Emotional] I’m so sorry sweetheart. Let it out.
[PRESENT DAY]
[TEXT] (AISH): u free this eve? was thinkin we cld do tht movie night. srry ab last wk - had lots goin on.
#cunch is slang for countryside#*max kyle#*simone haywood#*danielle haywood#*christine 'chris' kyle#chris kyle story debut baybeee#simone is literally the most loyal caring woman ever I want the world for her#em: stories#*daisy mei li-thomas#*aish desai#em: wifey#*wifey#*part 1#*ep 6#ts4 storytelling#ts4 stories#sims story#sims 4 story#ts4 maxis mix#sims of color#lgbtq simblr#black simblr#sims community#tw grief#grief tw#prison tw#tw prison
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hi alfie im gonna ramble to u abt my stupid fuckass job tonight
so i work at a thrift store right and for the most part the customers r all like rlly old women or drunk men, sometimes alt teenagers who hate u, sometimes rlly rich fucking women who hate u even more
theres this one guy who always comes in on saturdays when i work alone (i usually work with 1 coworker) the only things he buys r ties, formal shirts, and suit pants. ive heard rumors tht hes a lawyer and a huge misogynist and that he burns all of the shirts he buys at our store after having worn them Once. and recently he actually told me that himself. he also came in kinda drunk i think and asked me if i have a boyfriend to which i replied 'i dont know'
theres also this one lady whos rlly obsessed with buying things from expensive brands, especially bags and purses. she often argues abt the prices and has called our higher ups to complain multiple times and shes always yelling at everyone and picking fights with ppl which is a little funny
ive also learned that old ppl have a very soft spot for stuffed animals that r very realistic they love saying 'oh mi gosh it looks just like a real puppy!' they also like when u tell them tht a piece of clothing they picked is Unique and Something Different i think it makes them feel special but its kinda sweet
working here is also great bcuz its alwyas funny overhearing 2 old ladies trying to decipher my gender before they come up to me to ask sth
HELP
Ohh that sounds so interesting.. I love old ppl tbh. I volunteered at a non profit pop up shop thing for clothes last month and a pair of little old ladies came up and they'd grabbed these cute little crochet scarves. I'm working the counter (basically all we do is take note of what was taken and if anybody left clothes to be sold later) and they're smiling about the scarves so I tell them they have great taste, the scarves compliment their hair and such and they're like Aww. Pinch my cheek and are like "You're so cute you remind me of my grandson" and instead of freaking out about being gendered correctly I ask if they want a candy before they leave (we have a little candy basket for people to take a piece) and they're like Oh No I Couldn't. And I'm like ma'am you gotta treat yourself. This is the good stuff. And I hand em a little chocolate bar and they giggle and walk off
Guhh I need a job I am so good at that shit
Also I need to know more about Mr shirt burner what is his deal
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I gotta say, one of my favorite anidala falling apart bc Anakin is openly (to everyone but himself and Obi-Wan, at least) realizing he’s in love with Obi-Wan tropes in fics that include that is when Anakin says some Not Platonic Bro shit and/or directly compares his relationship with both of them only for Padme to kind of have a record scratch moment of like you.. think it’s the same? 🤨
i LOVE this trope so much because i really really adore unreliable narrator anakin; not even in a 'omg he's dumb way' but in a 'this is from his perspective which is skewed and this is a biased account' way
so i love narrating from anakin's pov these objectively wild things like him thinking huh this questionnaire has a question tht sorta reminds me of my relationship with my wife thats so interesting i wonder what her answer would be haha NO silly angel not you and your relationship with my master the very idea makes me physically ill and capable of great crime. oh but how you feel for me is definitely similar to how i feel for him. we're not gonna address it though <3
and padmé just there beng like.
what.
#asks#couples counseling au#i just really like anakin who doesn't know a lot about love but he loves his master so much#but knowing he has to hide that platonic love so it being romantic love never even occurs to him??#but it is it is it is#if that makes sense
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If you like music like that tiktok, do you have any recs?
I'm not gonna stick just to the ~sensual lady singer, wolfish male "rapper" songs but I guess I can give recs of the sort of same energy music from that era, like music that puts you in the headspace to accept that into your heart.
But if you want artists that fit the "sweet lady/sexy man" dichotomy, just listen to Aqua or Toybox. For aqua, fuck Barbie Girl, try "Roses are Red" or "Lollipop (Candy Man)" and for Toybox "Tarzan & Jane" or "Best Friend"
Or just look up DDR music
This list goes from closer to the request and then kinda hits scatter shot of just "90s and 2000s dance music... or songs tht remind me of 90s and 2000s dance music" so... whoops
"Dream a Dream" Captain Jack
Vengaboys. Come on now. I shouldn't even hae to tell you which songs
"Beijo" Morandi
"Electropop" Jupiter Rising
"Bumble Bee" Bambee
"Perfect (Exceeder)" MAson, Princess Superstar
"I see Girls (Tom Neville Radio Edit)" Studio B
"Distance (M-Flo Remix)" Hikaru Utada
"Candy Pop" Heartsdales
"What is Love" Haddaway (it's a meme but also it still fucks)
"Be My Lover" La Bouche
"Just About Enough" Sarina Paris
"You're my Angel" or "Heaven" DJ Sammy
"Kylie" Akcent
"Ike Ike" Hinoi Team
"Summerlove" S-Connection (also try the Scorccio Edit)
"Butterfly" Smile.Dk
"Chocolate Disco" Perfume
"Hit My Heart" Benassi Bros
"Come... (Into my Dream)" Foggy
This one is a stretch but it's one of my faves of all time "Starlight" The Supermen Lovers
"Temptation" Harisu
"House Baby (Verano Radio Edit)" C-Bool
"Daddy DJ" Daddy DJ OR "Dota" by basshunter (OR "boten anna" by basshunter)
"Time to Rock (Roberto Molinaro Radio Mix)" Gabry Ponte or "80s Stars" by Eiffel 65
"Mr. Saxobeat" Alexandra Stan
"At the End" or "Rapture" iiO or "Pressure (Alesso Radio Edit)" by Nadia Ali
"Believe" Nami Tamaki
"Somnambulist" BT
"Anima Libera (Sweet Edit)" Emi
"Bad Boy" Cascada
"Call on Me" or "Generate" Eric Prydz
"Out of Touch" Uniting Nations
Obviously, songs like "Better off Alone" and "Sandstorm" don't need to be said here
"I Could be the One" Avicii, Nicky Romero
"Gotta Get Thru This (D'N'D Remix)" Daniel Beddingfield
"Destination Calabria" Alex Gaudino
"Fancy Footwork" Chromeo
"Angels (Love is the Answer)" Morandi
That was jus ta fast skim through my music and whatever reminded me of ~that era but again it's a veeeery scattershot look
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okay, i breathed.
holy shit kami.
first of all, “a tinge of angst” is a MAJOR understatement. my heart was pounding, my head was reeling, and my knuckles were turning white from gripping my phone. YOU KILL ME, KAMI.
i always understood the Gojo delulu, but holy shit. i’m sure this isn’t the last time we’ll run into him, but the way that last kiss felt so permanent made my heart shatter. THIS MOTHERFUCKER SAID HE’D THINK ABOUT KIDNAPPING THE READER and you have the audacity to write him so well that i was okay with it for a brief moment so long as it meant that we’d still have him around 😭😭
that Sukuna passage was ominous from beginning to end 🥹 something is coming and i know i’m not ready for it. just talking to him gave me major anxiety again. it was like a reminder that while the list is over, the consequences of that list are still revealing itself. i’m overanalyzing that whole passage to see what it could be foreshadowing to. i have a few ideas, but every one of them is making me go crazy. oh my fucking god. while the Sukuna scenes have been so great, considering his relation to Choso i’m slightly going insane from the possibility (guarantee?) that Choso will find out about this. UGHHHHHHH
speaking of Choso… that motherfucker. Kami i don’t know if i mentioned it before, but i wasn’t a Choso girly before your fic came along. i never even watched JJK. to me, this is my JJK LMAO. but the amount of parallels from what the reader is currently experiencing with Choso with what Choso is now making the reader go through is karma not giving our girl a break 😭😭 if this ends up with Choso pulling a “there’s someone else” i think i’m going to bite off a piece of drywall 😭😭😭😭😭 CHOSO I’M ROOTING FOR YOU!! WE WERE ALL ROOTING FOR YOU!!!!
also you’re revealing red flags in me that i never realized before bc why was i jealous over Choso’s interaction with Yuki 🥲 it makes no sense bc like… Yuki is so fine. i’d usually be like “FORGET CHOSO, I WANT HER” (i’m still kinda like that hehe) but the fact that they’re hanging out makes me civisjndjdjcjdnfbdbvbennfjenf AAAAAA. like yeah, he has a point when he mentions how he’s not tied down in a relationship, but holy shit. Choso feels like the reader’s karma that she lowkey doesn’t deserve since the situation has been out of her hands from the beginning 😭 KAMIIIIIIIIII
the cliffhanger. i’m about to rip out my hair. KAMI PLEEEAAAAASE WHO?????? A CRUMB OF A HINT. JUST A CRUMB. THAT WAY I CAN AT LEAST HAVE AN IDEA OF WHO I’M GOING TO GO IN A SPIRAL OVER FOR THE NEXT COUPLE OF DAYS. the fucking possibilities 😭😭 the thing that would kill me considering the mention of the nightclub proximity my brain was immediately like “oh god, Nanami???” but i was also like “hold on… Naoya…” but then i remembered that the reader met Naoya at a bar and not a nightclub (and he doesn’t seem like the type to be at a café 😭). KAMI YOU’RE DRIVING ME INSANE AND YOU HAVE ME JUMPIN TO ALL SORTS OF THEORIES AAAAAAAAA
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Gotta be one of my fav anons fr, I seriously love these long rants sm😩😩
ALRIGHT LETS UNPACK
Hi my name is Kami & welcome to my podcast😉
Lol jkjk, honestly I didnt think the angst was tht bad?😭 There were no tearssss but I SUPPOSE I’ll change the warning😔
Guys Sukuna’s just a silly lil guy, I gotta include everyone again SOMEHOW before the story ends y’know😹
As for the Choso & Yuki situation…
ANYWAYS !!
Guys I promise the person tht she sees isn’t tht bad💀 well, it can be but uhhhhhh yeah lemme shut ip before I spoil everything😭
Like ik the cliffhanger is spooky bc like… it’s me writing it BUT BUT it’s nothing y’all needa worry abt fr
TRUST ME !! Do NOT trust me
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Ello \(*꒪ヮ꒪*)\ 💙
[uhh idk if i'm using tumblr correctly-]
I wanted to ask,
If Desmond and his main ancestors or generally any Assassin's creed character [+anyone you want to add], were part marine creatures , what would it be?
[Since i am not tht creative and not really an expert and deeply hands on in Assassin's creed franchise]
I'm just interested in your and anyone's opinions really-
Plus since it's May and I just found out about the mermay challenge aaand I am currently havin the biggest art block ever [help me], maybe I could take somethin out of this idea and draw it :D
[cuz I could feel myself slowly becomin restless- srsly help me--]
[and i don't even know if you had answered this qns before. [sht, srry if you did alr]]
I haven’t exactly been asked about what marine creature would Desmond and the others would partly be before but I had been asked about a merman!Desmond before and my mind got away with me in this one
From there, there’s the selkie AU from @twitcherpated that brought to life this little Ibn-La'Ahad Selkie AU
Now, as for my thoughts on which marine creature they could partly be:
Desmond:
A part of me wants to say angel fish because he’s our angel (awwww) and also because angel fishes have bright colors. But, I know this might be a bit ‘wtf?’ but, how about an anglerfish? (and no, this is not an "I can be your angle..." joke) I know they have a bad rap for being, well, not really pretty, but if it’s a human top-fishy bottom deal, look at this photo of an angler fish and focus on the bottom half.
It’s a distinct look, for sure, which worked well with how ‘special’ Desmond is to the eyes of the Isus and the way its fin glows is a nice-ish callback to how the Reader glows in AC Valhalla. You can even make the latern-like antenna be part of his bottom part as some kind of tail.
If the angler fish is not to your liking, how about the Mariana Hadal Snailfish? They’re known to be strong enough to withstand lots of ‘abuse’ and they have wing-like fins as well (they don’t glide/fly though as they’re in the deepest part of the Mariana Trench).
Honestly, for me, marine animals that glow are a good match for Desmond. (Glowing marine animals in the deeper parts would also work well for the Isus and making Desmond be one of them would show his ‘deep’ connection with them)
Altaïr:
Altaïr’s probably the easiest to think about for me. Since his name doesn’t just mean eagle but ‘soaring/flying eagle’, it’s gotta be the flying fish (even if they just glide).
If you want him to have fuller wings though and don’t mind basing it on extinct animals, the Thoracopteridae is usually described like this.
Ezio:
Okay, let’s get this out of the way. Ezio would be one of the prettiest ones out there, like a beautifully patterned goby or, if you really want to make him fabulous, a betta fish and, honestly, any of those fishes would work. I am a sucker for koi though, especially a white and red patterned koi that would remind us of his mentor robes in Brotherhood.
Alternate suggestion would be a Leafy Seadragon because, goddamn, just imagine Ezio swimming like he’s sashaying with that kind of bottom. It’s definitely eyecatching.
Ratonhnhaké:ton:
Ratonhnhaké:ton would make an awesome orca. It’s one of the best predators in the ocean and their closeness with their fellow orcas will be a good show of how much Ratonhnhaké:ton treasure his people. An apex predator that deserves respect is definitely a good combination to a part-marine Ratonhnhaké:ton.
My alternate suggestion would be a Lionfish though. Mainly because it’s beautiful and metal af. They move with grace but a certain deadliness to them that reminds me of Ratonhnhaké:ton.
#so i’m basing the aquatic creatures mostly on their bottom half#because i am imagining they’re like mermen#i love how i gave each one two possible ideas#one that’s more ‘conventional’ and one that’s a bit ‘???’#then you have desmond’s choices which are either ‘wtf’ and ‘seriously teecup wtf????’#esama drew a cybermermaid!desmond a few weeks (months?) before based on a goldfish#and that worked really well too#ngl#i only learned about mermay challenge because of the merman desmond artworks here in tumblr XD#i hope this was helpful for your art block :)#even if it’s already been asked#i’d either try and find the post or maybe answer it differently if i get a new idea#so just asks away XD#ask and answer#assassin's creed#desmond miles#altaïr ibn la'ahad#ezio auditore#ratonhnhaké:ton#connor kenway#does this count as#teecup analyze more than necessary#or#headcanon: assassin's creed#idk i'll tag both#if it seems like there's quite a lot of aquarium fishes (sorta)#blame my childhood friend
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me? listening to an ep when it comes out rather than hours later? a rare occasion for sure (shit's gonna go down isn't it?)
~spoilers for s2 ep47~
"crunchy munchy refuge"? HENRY'S BACK? PLEASE
"they must deal with the loss of a team member" WELL- YEA. THEY BETTER TALK ABOUT IT
hi um... what song is this? why? oh- no reason... not sobbing at all [screams]
we did it boys... Hermie finally got his show stopping number, his final performance, the entire cold open to himself.
"this same podcast dungeons and dragons" PART ?? OF WILL SAYING IT DND INSTEAD OF DNDADS (it makes me giggle so much every time)
every time Matt opens Link's fact by reminding everyone that the teens are spouses, it returns to me the life Anthony takes away whenever he hurts Hermie
OOOOOO PROPS? Love Will bringing in the props- THE LOVERS? REVERSED LOVERS- OH SHITTTTT
loving the energy in the room
oh? Lark and Sparrow are with them?
OH YEAH- NORMAL WASN'T CONSCIOUS OH SHIT-
HIDE HERMIE??? YEA LISTEN TO SCARY, DON'T TOUCH HIM-
idiots- the lot of the- WAIT WHAT- ANTHONY
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Lark just trying to leave-
Normal doesn't see Hermie? wow, ok, i'm already crying- ok
LARK AND SPARROW FUCK OFF- LET HIS SAY BYE-
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK F U C K K K K
"this heaven has one less spouse, but heaven has one more angel" I love Hermie but, that boy is not going to heaven
Anthony sounded so inspired when he said "garages" I aspire to be that inspired in my life lol
Hi Will, let Normal go feral please :) Merci <3
NORMAL CASTS COMMAND
ELDRITCH BLAST ON THE DOOR
YES FREDDIE FUCK YEA
"I want to pull the pin on one of them and then throw the whole box at them" to that I raise you, wasn't it Darryl who threw the ENTIRE bag of beans in s1? Wilsons and throwing full containers of dangerous stuff, I tell ya-
"the shrapnel does a cool, like right over my eyebrow? y'know, cool scar, y'know?" SCAR SCAR SCAR SCAR ON LINKKK
Pennies? NAT 1 NOOOOO
"they haven't made pennies in years Normal" oKAY
GENTLE REPOSEEE
FUCK
NORMAL AND THE NAT FUCKING 1S JEEZ-
I just saw 2 ppl's names who are coming up and i am now so terrified-
ANTHONY NO PLEA- THAT'S THE SEGUAY? HOLY SHIT
how did I fucking know that that would be the knock- whAT?
Henry has a portal to old earth?
jumping = falling upward
Oakvale? man with bracele- iS THAT BARRY?
why does he have old Erin O'Neil's voice
HENRYYYYYYY HENRY HENRY HENRY HENRYYYY!
ok. who said Henry would be like "i'm still alive cause of my healthy vegan lifestyle" to the other dads? i'm giving you a pat on the head and a cookie
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
SEX FURNITURE? yea, ok.
MERCEDES IS DEAD? NOOOOOO (the second Will said "jar of Mercedes Oak-Garcia's ashes" I dropped my phone-) WHY IS TIME PROGRESSING IN THIS PODCAST ABOUT GENERATIONAL TRAUMA AND HOW IT CAN EFFECT PEOPLE OVER TIME AGHHHHH-
"can you go wait outside" oH NOOOOOO
HERMIE ARCANA CHECK- FUCKING 3- WILL CHANGE YOUR DICE PLEASE GOD NO
FUCK NO NO NO N O O O
"if none of you guys can help him and none of you guys understand how this works then we gotta go to the one guy who can!" THE WAY I JUMPED OUT OF MY FUCKING SEAT WHEN WILL SIAD THT- SCAM ACTUALLY IS BACK TOOO BOIS
YOU TELL THEM NORM. YOU FUCKING TELL THEM
Scary's voice- oh gosh-
THE SIMPSONS?
"I'm here when it's sad, I'm here when it's fun. Did somebody do something to my son?" NEW SCAM OPENING RHYME AHHHHHH
SCAM ACTUALLY ACTUALLY CARES
"he's just a goof, goofs never die" WHAT IF I DIE?
NO SOUL?
hey, Anthony. fuck you <3 /j well... /hj
YES NORMAL PUNCH HIM (can you guys tell i love scam?)
"bad girl, i'm a bad girl i do what needs to be done. sometimes people fuck with my friends and i fuck with them back"
"you feel like home for some reason" WHAT IF I CRY?
TELL HIM SCARY- OH NOOOOO
one thing i have learned is when Will's character(s) start crying, i cry. and well... Normal's crying, and gUESS WHAT?
OH GODDDD THE TWO-FACE TREE FOR OUR TWO-FACE BOY-
NORMAL AND HENRY <333
THE SEX CANDLES-
HENRY'S FAVOURITE SHOW IS BACK!
THE EMOTIONAL WHIPLASH OF THE EP GEEZ
CHAPARRAL ON 3? OH SHI- yeaaaa
THE SUN IS BACKKKK
"Normal goes to the sort of fresh mound of earth, where Hermie is buried, and he kneels and he says, 'I liked you too.' He puts his hand on the dirt and he says, 'goodnight sweet prince.'" OH GOD OH FUCK- I LITERALLY COLLAPSED ON THE GROUND AND WHEN I GOT UP SLIPPED AND SLID DOWN THE WALL FROM CRYING- OH GEEZ- "GOODBYE SWEET PRINCE, SWEET PRINCE" OH GOSH-
WE'RE DOING THE MEMORIES NOW???? GOD-
i'm sorry- they're teaching Hero AND NORMAL
DADDIES HQ
FREDDIE WITH THE SAVE- OH CMON ANTHONY-
what. the. fuck.
NO. DON'T END ON NORMAL BEING YELLED AT. FOR THE SAKE OF MY MENTAL HEALTH DON'T. PLEASE-
love that Normal at 6 years old had the intelligence to lock the door. no one at daddies hq did that. like, the door was unlocked when Normal got there
In conclusion:
HERMIE NOOOOO-
#HEAD IN MY HANDS#fuuuuuuuuuuuuckkkkkkkkkkk#this. episode. is. giving. me. so. much. emotional. whiplash.#dndads spoilers#dndads#whispers of the raine#edit: cant believe i forgot the in conclusion#that's like this things whole brand (imo)#other than being essentially a giant shitpost that is#anyway#time to go study for my psychology test tomorrow
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heyyy no idea how much this will help you but: your art is lovely ! and i get sometimes you just hate it no matter what, but instead of thinking of it as a detriment, see it just as a certain bump in the road in your journey as an artist. sure, its easier said than done, but i will assure you better days are coming where you will be prouder of your craft and more at peace with it. its just a time where things don't feel right, but i'm sure they will sooner or later !! once again, your art is great and sometimes your brain is just mean to you for no reason. good evening :D
HII wow wtf hope u know this msg simultaneously killed n healed me anon ur soso sweet n im eternally indebted to u for this lovely reminder- I tend to always have a negative outlook on stuff (esp my art) but this is a v great reminder tht it can be positive I just gotta try harder n not always like. rag on myself for evrything yk? anyways, all tht to say thank u soso much n I hope u have an amazing rest of ur day🫂♡
#cosmobrain asks#dabbing my eyes n trying to act like a normal functioning human being rn like this didnt just make my night
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dad heard nana talking n asked if some1 was here n i said 'no she has her call remember. no1s here.' n he got kind of snippy n said tht if some1 were here, theyd b able 2 round the corner n see him naked (he wasnt wearing clothes) whereas they cant if nanas on call. n i was like '? ok'. bc i didnt care why he asked. but i told him/reminded him tht her call is from 3:30-5:00 (jic so tht he doesnt walk in front of her computer w/o a shirt on or if he jus wants 2 kno) n he immediately started going off on me n 'OH RIGHT *SORRY* i asked u a question [mocks bowing repeatedly n w a weird almost-stereotypical servant/slave tone] SORRY master SORRY 4 asking a question i 4GOT' n started speaking as if id jus demeaned him 4 aasking a qestion n saying tht anytime he asks a question i get snippy n i was jus standing there confused n pissed off bc? i answered his question? w no snark? i jus gave him an answer n stated the time jic hed like 2 kno? n i told him as such n he was like 'YEA WELL when theres some1 like u, i/we/u gotta brace urself cuz ur prob gonna respond nastily. if u kick a dog every time u see it ill-' n i was like ok but literally none of what i said had snark or malice. i jus had an even tone. not even anything passive-aggressive. n i think he agreed w me n i was like well then why r u going off on me whats wrong w u [2 which he tched or w/e as if i was being crazy] dont ask me a question then i wont give u answers anymore (n i called him a cunt but quietly, as i left, so he prob didnt hear me)
#im tired of being treated as if im a ticking timebomb. im told off 4 literally nothing like everyday n im fucking tired of it.#am i pissy a lot of the time Yes but if i havwent even said anything yet im still treated like shit? or if i try 2 b positive n they act as#if its an amazing feat tht id Do anything like go fuck urself. they hav the lowest possible fucking opinion i guess. 'u dont suck!' n yet i#made out 2 b some fucking horrid person jus bc im cold or retort weird n am a lil hater sometimes. i should stay in my room 4ever. fuck the#dad tag#delete later
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yeagh :[ thamku for giving advice tho u did remind me tht i gotta hunt down my tamari before they does anything nefarious. methinks ive been writing more cuz i can just do thst while laying down. also how 2 overcome plot blocks that have trapped me for ages im very bad at writing
errrrrm. watch pmvs of warrior cats and get random plot ideas (that's what i do)
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I HEAR AN ANON FELT BAD ABT SOMETHING!!! 🤸🧍
Oooohhh imma just say anon, i believe sometimes we hear things the other person doesn't really means, I'm not sure how your friend has treated you in the past or if she's said tht to you consistently so maybe that's why it made you feel bad when she mentioned her 'bf' and that's totally fine trust me I've had frnds too tht out of nowhere bring it something I rlly don't want them to mention. But hear me out, you gotta enjoy your life to the fullest!! WITH YOUR KPOP BOIS AND MANHWA DRAWINGS!! I bet you're soulmate is out there rn, wanting to find someone perfect for him...and then here you are and you hv no idea. Believe in the universe, Destiny literally never plays. anyways where cn i read tht fic-
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AND NOW ABT MISS BAEKS...YOUR NAME IS KIRA?!?!? Lmfaooo I've seen those memes where they say trash + trash and trash no 1 is soveishu and trash no 2 is rashta.
Hehehehe you thought I'll make only for San??? BWAHAHAHAAHA *devil laugh*
OMG UNDERCOVER EMPRESS AND THIEF SAN??!?? IM- 🤌🤌 GURL YOU HV LITERAL GEMS!!! DIAMONDS!!! :00 NOT THE YSL PERSONA 😭😭
But marques falhan..😧 I'm gonna give them the title of yunho (kosair) and jongho (falhan) although I'm still not sure but Hey it works. HOLY BANOLY WHAT IN THE FRICKITY FRACKITY FUCK IS WRONG WITH THIS RASHTA?!?!?! THE AUDACITY, SHE HAS TO CALL NAVIER INFERTILE INFRONT OF HER AND KOSAIR?!?!?! kosair buddy, unleash yourself...kill her. When soveishu realises the big mistake he made, how rashta never loved him, how all she ever desired was the riches and power, he's gonna....he's gonna regret it so much I hope he gives up his title. "The empress said I was worthless first"
OHMYGOD IM- 💀 WTF IS WRONG WITH THIS EMPEROR HE BELIEVES EVERY THING THT TRASHTA SAYS? (this is so soap opera coded tho) Ok forget I said this soap opera coded it reminds me of the crown. There.
The way I feel so envious and so boiled up every time I see any scene of rastha and soveishu...it makes me think if navier was real, what would she be going through? My girl is crazy strong, soveishu really lost a gem, Heinrey was right. [Omg I just saw McKenna transform frm his bird form to human form and OH MAN- 🛐]
I feel like Duke ergi is basically fooling rashta and she's following him, digging her own grave Bcz she in the end has no intellect whatsoever, she's blinded by power and she'd do anything to achieve it, which will eventually lead to her downfall.
no fr dad's are literally so confusing??!?; the other day, I was eating my breakfast while watching TV and my dad comes into the living room, watches me for a while, like he literally stared at me while he stood in front of me so I stopped...obv thinking what was wrong and then i slowly took in the spoon filled with cereals and he went "what's tht way of eating??" AND I WAS LIKE WHAT?! 😭😭 he said "why can't you eat normally??" And I was like bro u caught me off-guard?!?! Then he just patted my head, gv out a chuckle and left?!?!
OMG GURL THE BL'S UPDATE IS HERE!!! IMMA GO READ IT!! AGHHHHHHHHHHH HAEBOM APPEARED SHIRTLESS AHHHHH ...girl his not even wearing his bottoms- wow the confidence to show up almost naked infront of sungho and just a towel hanging down here like?!?! 😭 SUNGHO NOWS NOT THE TIME TO BE THINKING ABT WHAT U JUST SAW 😭 oh thanks god he's clothes omg..
HAEBOM HAEBOM JUST ASKED HIM FOR A SLEEPOVER AT HIS HOUSE AHHHH OMG THE EXCUSE WAS "SINCE THE BABY'S ALR ASLEEP" OH YOU SMOOTH MF!! Aw they're washing the dishes together 🤧 just get married alr ok, we're having some deep talks.
Haebom has a sad past...his mother was a kind soul but the villagers took advantage of her kindness and set their house on fire when he was a kid....hah no wonder he doesnt trusts anyone easily.
Lol he changed back to his persona 😭
OHHHHH SUNGHO GOT DISH SOAP IN HIS EYES I THINK IK WHATS ABT TO HAPPEN AHHHHH HAEBOM'S HELPING HIM BRO THEIR PROXIMITY ALL WHILE WHEN HAEBOM HIS SHIRTLESS 😭😭😭
....I bet sungho has realised something just now.."he has blue eyes I never noticed" BOI-
BRO HE JUST KISSED HIM!!! I REPEAT SUNGHO KISSED HAEBOM 😭😭😭 OMG IT HAPPENED :0 "my bad" 💀 pls-
"His lips are so soft" both of them thinking the same thing...while haebom is standing frozen in his place not moving an inch and sungho awkwardly ran off 😭
"Is something wrong with me? Am I dying" 😭 why is he like this??? Your heart is beating idiot YOU'RE IN LOVE HAEBOM!
tough man cried. ykw I bet he's just a baby inside with all that muscles and intimidating aura he has and I bet only sungho can calm that baby down who suffered the trauma of being all alone.
WOULD YOU BELIEVE THIS MAN CRIED?!?! 😭 I'm so soft for big men embracing their vulnerable and sensitive side.
Look tho I found some pictures of remarried empress and it has come to my attention THAT THIS IS A NOVEL AND THE FIRST PIC IS BASED ON THE NOVEL DESIGN LIKE DAMN-
Ohhh a bollywood movie?? No Bcz u were the reason I watched my first Bollywood movie AND ILL WATCH ONE AGAIN!
Life at work has been boring. Nothing new, no new interactions, don't even abt my uni tho, there is not one single person tht I like ��💨 anyways, manifesting for all the hopeless romantics a ff typa love story!!
exactly!!!! & HELLO
YES IT IS HELLO 😭😭😭 jVCNDBWK NO SERIOUSLY SHE REALLY IS TRASH IM SO EXQUISITELY DISGUSTED BY HER 😭😭
PLEASE. OH MY GOD. KAUFMANS ENTIRE PERSONA IS SO MINGI IM ACTUALLY SCREAMIMG THE PICTURE—i ran around my room a little just now— he also sometimes reminds me of rm like this combo is gorgeous
CALLING NAVIER INFERTILE IS A DIRECT INSULT BC TO SOVIESHU BC WE ALL KNOW WHOS THE REAL ONE i just know heinry is gonna be all smirky when navier and he have a kid and rashta’s burning (did a little digging and looked up that they do in fact have kids 😭😭 and both r twins, lari & kai) navier is so mother
IT REALLY IS SO SOAP OPERA-ISH, it got all the dramatics of indian serials, turkish shows, telenovelas, kdramas and more like this combo is insane
yOOOOO MCKENNA IS A UNDERRATED BEAUTY !!!!!
no bc im also convinced, his eyes have this little glint of mischievousness,,, he & heinry are the duo, just like woosan 😭😭 i want him to lead to her downfall honestly
no bc dad lore is so fun???? LMFAOOOO THATS SO CUTE 😭😭😭 my dad looks very scary irl but i saw him yesterday w a cap on jumping to 50cent having his hands doing hang signs and i just “????”
oh to be sungho and see those muscles bfwmjdka “SINCE THE BABYS ALREADY ASLEEP” OKAY SIR OKAY OKAY TAKE US WITH, why are they so married couple core already
omg haebom 😭😭😭 WDYM “my bad” ????? YALL KISSED HOW IS IT MY BAD FHWNDJKSDKSL,, he really is a grumpy with his brightest sunshine 😔😔
HES SO HUGE STOP IT CHAERSSSS
LMFAOOOO THAT MEME FRHWKHDKW NAVIER JUST THERE JVDMSJCK
yes it is!!!! super controversial at that time but honestly a pretty good topic, it’s a 2000’s movie and yea worth a watch!!
no bc felt, everything’s boring these days maybe it’s the seasonal depression ya’know,, all we can do is manifest a love story with a man like wi ha joon in the worst of evil 🥰🥰
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Hi there,
I'm feeling a bit anxious about my relationship as some new life changes are coming up.
For background, my boyfriend and I have been together for three years and met in college. We were both clear with our serious intentions and seem to be on the same page about the future. However, my career path (actor/performer) and his mental disorder (adhd) seem to be major stressors when we talk about our timeline. We've talked about getting engaged for a while, but part of me is constantly afraid he's going to forget to do it. I have expressed this, but even with his reassurance, I can't seem to shake the concern. When we discuss the future, my career always comes up as a concern for him because it may cause us to be away from one another often. Our first real time apart is coming up as I'll be away on contract performing for six months.
All of this is to ask two questions:
- What can I do to ease my boyfriend's concern about my career?
- What can I do to feel more secure about our eventual engagement, or how can I express to him that I need more concrete evidence that he's serious about getting engaged?
Thank you in advance! Hope this wasn’t too long.
Hi! Ok. So first I’d talk to him about his concern with your career. What does he think? Would he be able to do ldr when needed? Is he truly willing to do it? Most importantly, are you? Long distance is not that easy aNd it’s a great thing you’re doing it for the nect six months so you can feel how it is and if you want thT for your future.
I know it’s scary to think of your life being completely different from what you’ve dreamed in the past, but you do have to be honest with yourself in regards to what you really want. It’s difficult. We can’t have it all. But if this 6 months go by and you guys are going even stronger, then there’s your answer. So time will tell.
About your questions.
1- it’ll be easier after the first 6 month tryout cause it’s really not something you could guarantee. Life happens and we change and distance is really not that easy so I guess you could always remind him of how much you love him, but he either has or hasn’t got what it takes to have ldr his whole life. I guess you never know until you try.
2-again, no certainty there. Because people change and life happens. The only thing we have as guarantee is the present, so you can cling on to what he tells you today and especially how he treats you today. About being serious, you could just plain out ask him how serious he is about it and talk about what he thinks your life together will be and hears what he has to say. Because even with the ldr issue a d everything, if he’s serious, he’s gotta have a plan. Even if he won’t act on it as of now, you both have to plan your future together if you’re serious about getting married. So I’d ask him that.
Hope I could help! Write me again if you need.
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THE L GOT YASSIFIED N GHANDI IS AT 14TH ST UNION SQUARE!!!!!!?!??!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
the L stawped being a cunt on the weekendz w it’s fuckin delays n got individual seats that don’t clap back when u sit down ! Altho i am a “clap back “ advocate (Let ur cheekz Speak if they must ) i do wonder why
why is it always so awkward to hit on someone on public transit ?
we sit across each other staring each other down n i wish u were clumsy enough.
to leave a bag or your phone or wallet on the seat so i could say something to you but nothing is scripted here on this island of a city. there are only real moments. and this includes the pain in the people watching cuz sometimes we just end up watching them live their lives so much so in admiration we watch them leave.
I wrote dat ab some rly long white person with a maroon jumpsuit. N i don’t hav the energy to post a misc connection on Queer craigslist /LEX soooooo. Whut eve.
Dis week i hav been severely depressed n isolative besides for the day that the pilgrims decided to say it wuz the day that wuz gonna b ab slaying n giving . i ate sum dead bird n made sure even their bone marrow life mattered n cartilage cuz post veganism n peta rites advocate type beat a life is a mf life . Hoe .
Mi boss at union square Market s@id she saw her nekked neighbur whilst walkin around the duck truck. whut wuld u do if ur nekkid neighbor came to ur place of werk n every1 sais he is a rly nice person but he had a big SSHLONG. Now i kno whut ima wish 4 on my wishlist. No this isn’t 4 other bitchez . Nor is it for sshlong reveal. I wish some1 wuld notice meh as the nekkid neighbur at the union Square holidey market.
I whuhz almost in luv w a gurl who luved big patty wattyz n raised awareness for autism via tiK tok last yr n also i hate lex now!!!!!!!!!!! 2 many ppl wanting to give out their used sheets n Service tops who dont wanna Host . But i do thoroughly enjoy when Ppl wanna give their free concert tickets out . So lex gonna b the new ticketmaster to me but anarchist - community fridge version Without the food . Smfh . Y it gotta take watching perks of being a wallflower to realize we regret picking the boy w the eyebrow piercing when we culdve picked the 1 who got hit by a car butt still ended up pullin up to bossa limpin .
Im in luv with club E n gave them my tiara cuz they r a tucking princess and cuz their music reminds meh of myspace era sheit. Also they name is ren like me TWOOOOOO. twinnem:-] <3
As car seat headrest sayz in its only seggs i think bc of his demisexual cusp of asexual self .
“
OK, so I've been reading all the sex blogs
And they all talk about how OK it is to be gay
And straight and bisexual and asexual
And have sex however you like
But I don't care about hundreds of hypothetical people
And their hypothetical sex deals
I care about me, and my sex deal!
What about my problems?
Baby, my body
Constantly betrays me
I try to betray it
I only hurt myself
Yeah, yeah
I can't tell you if I like it, I like it
What happens if I don't like it? I like it
I can't tell you if I like it, I like it
What happens if I don't like it? It's only-
It's only sex
It's only
It's only sex
C'mon, sexual desire, speak! “
My brain is too fried from vyvanze dependence to decipher n explain it all right meow . I jus kno i luv those lyrics n i luv when post club - post party we all come back to mi lil floor mattress in mi tiny room n we kuddle puddle!!!!!!
Saw a Zyn nicotine ad omw to my lobotomy apt at callen lourde this mornin n i miss the dude who gav tht to meh while me werkin this japanese restaurant once n holy sheit i wuz shaking n shitting n crying my entire shift . I miss werking there cuz i made $400 a shift n lowkey I could get any vacation hours i wanted. Now im like a finance bro who goes to reggae bars in the city N gets pussy on hinge . v_v RIP!!!!!
i havnt been to saint vitus penus yet but thts Ok cuz i heard someone saw pee pee juice n eyeball juice on the bathroom mirror once n ill just stick to duffz if i wanna find a punk goth giorl to destroy my Third hole . Im crying a lot these days super fragile as well as today being a significant date for me N i missh ketamine so damn much butt i refuse to sniff anymore cuz i nvr kno how to dose w the diff german strainz n i always get sickie or khole n see myself on a train n being someone’s mutha . Weird!!!!!!!!!!’
Idek if i givin up on life or life givin up on meh but im just mf done . N i kno dis cuz im in my candle era yall . Where i lie n say i’m “running errands “ but sniffin diff candles at target n burglington ALONE . all dis for some mf seratonin biotch ????!!!????? Alsoo last randomo thot but i luv one of my good friendz from nyu n they were ganged up on bc of some DUMB RUMORS n i gots to say i kant stand a fucking bully or ppl who kant extend grace to others cuz it just feels v cliquey n stupid . Lik if we rly gonna believ rumors n gossip n not see someone’s character or try to understand i don’t see how ppl can b ok wit the ppl they hav to be with when they r alone with themselvez at nite . We r constantly evolving and it’s wrong to hold things against people esp in this age and this goes for me as well. I hope to receive the grace and love and empathy that I extend .
Soooooo many more fuckin thots n ramblingz like how i wish there was a poll i could start somewhere outside of instagram ab who wuld fuck G Eazy post halsey (Cmon , “tumblr girls”was an AMAZING song!!!!!!) N how much i luv egg by the garden but. Til nxt wk Babez.
Xx , ketaminechic NOT CHICK who doesn’t do ketamine anymore but kant put the energy into changing it then changing it on all platforms cuz omfGGGGGGGggg who cares that deeply ab this social media Bullsheit anywayzzz , Renny baby <3 :-] visit me at union square market Booth c20til Xmas eve !!!
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