#through the teeth
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unfamiliaris Ā· 7 months ago
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I found your heart. and it was still beating.
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brainrotcharacters Ā· 4 months ago
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When irl pisses me off, I rewatch the Honda Odyssey scene to relax
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anna-pineappel Ā· 6 months ago
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Writing really goes one of two ways:
1. Write 3k words in 30 minutes
2. Takes 3 hours to write 3 sentences
There is no in between
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bisexualpercyjacksons Ā· 1 year ago
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pjo tv show episode 5 alignment:
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revvetha Ā· 1 year ago
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I am loved! šŸ˜Š [white knuckle gripping the sink unable to meet my own bloodshot eyes]
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tvuniverse Ā· 4 months ago
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EVAN BUCKLEY WEEK 2024 Day 5: Buck + bi disaster moments (x)
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wuzeio Ā· 3 months ago
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maybe..if neil was blind in one eye after the lola attack
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3liza Ā· 2 months ago
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House MD depicts an autistic who has gotten insanely good at reading people and is just in too much pain to use it for social engineering much beyond his weird little pranks and machinations. my dad is this type of autist, i think of it as the Frasier Crane type as opposed to the Star Trek type. you know. capable of being jocular, jovial, charming, even seductive, but it requires so much bandwidth its still extremely taxing. i have been telling you on this blog for ten years that it is in your best interests to become jocular. it will stun you how much better you are at reading people than the majority of neurotypicals. there's no reason for them to get good at it when they dont even know what there is to get good at. microexpressions are real and i can see them
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unfamiliaris Ā· 5 months ago
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I think it's kind of hilarious the way tobias describes the person who portrayed copia in the dancing portions of the rats video as a "body double" because even though that's semantically accurate, that dancer is like. visibly smaller than him. to the crew in charge of finding dancers that could pass as tobias under a mask, no twink was too small
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pluviatrix Ā· 2 years ago
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ive been thinking about how the first game in the timeline begins cuz he couldn't catch her as she fell from the sky and the last game ends because he could catch her.
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yugsly Ā· 29 days ago
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More GREAT GOD GROVE concept art!! My fav lady... Lulu ExtraƱo...
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claitea Ā· 6 months ago
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capcom i'm not fucking calling him that. i hope you know that
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arandomidiot Ā· 5 months ago
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I hate them I hate them I hate them I hate them I hate them I hate them(Iā€™m lying)
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Sorry for white background the text I took from Google was white and the grey looked weird
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jedi-starbird Ā· 7 months ago
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The JA books and subsequent woobification of padawan Obi-Wan have people overlooking a key fact, which is the innate ability of all 14 yr olds to immediately lock onto your deepest insecurities and fucking eviscerate you. You look at TCW Obi-Wan's bitchiness and tell me he did not have this ability but dialled up to 11 cause he's also a psychic force-sensitive.
I fully believe padawan Obi-Wan was terrorising Qui-Gon, the reason that man's always running ahead and leaving his padawan behind is because he's avoiding having to explain his life choices to the galaxy's most judgemental teenager. Initiate Obi-Wan is aggressive, padawan Obi-Wan is passive-aggressive.
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machveil Ā· 25 days ago
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Maybe Konig and a very tired reader?..... someone who just needs him to help her get up in the morning and lay back down in the night. In return, she's the most affectionate towards him.
I also love (I mean obsess over) your works with him thank you so much<3
I am Sleepy!Reader, Sleepy!Reader is me - I feel them in my tired bonesšŸ˜”āœØ
Kƶnig adores slow mornings with you - even if itā€™s a weekday, heā€™ll pause and hold you before needing to get up. his heart flutters when you ask for, ā€œJusā€™ a couple more minutesā€¦ā€, squeezing when you tug the covers up over your head. he doesnā€™t have the heart to disturb you so he gets up, abandoning the warm sheets. heā€™ll get started on his morning routine while you doze, prepping breakfast, reading a couple pages from his latest book
Kƶnig who gently stirs you from sleep, one big hand cupping your face, thumb smoothing over your cheek. his mama always woke him up like this as a kid, cooing softly that itā€™s time to start the day, opposed to his father who would just knock loudly on his door. he wants you to wake up relaxed and happy, rubbing the sleep from your eyes as you yawn. you look so soft, pillow lines on your face and hair a little messy. his own Briar Rose, and heā€™s your Prince Charming bringing you something to drink - be it coffee or tea, water or juice, it doesnā€™t matter as long as you like it
Kƶnig really shines with you after a deployment. achy and sore, heā€™ll collapse on the couch, tugging you down with him. early morning? midafternoon? dusk? I hope youā€™re ready for Kƶnig, human furnace that he is, to cuddle up to you. heā€™s in a state of exhaustion and hunger after being in the field, half asleep and eating something. he runs incredibly warm, and being tucked against him? itā€™s nearly guaranteed to have you drifting off. the combination of his steady heartbeat and the warmth radiating off of him is wonderful, he takes his job as a pillow very seriously. if you fall asleep on or next to him he wonā€™t move. does he have to use the bathroom? he can hold it, he doesnā€™t want to disturb you
once itā€™s time to actually get ready for bed heā€™s making sure youā€™re nice and relaxed. are his hands rough and calloused? yes they are, but if he puts a little lotion on them and gives you a massage? oh, itā€™s lights out for you. if you let him, Kƶnig will work his hands from your shoulders to your feet, concentrating on making you go boneless. heā€™ll get you a cup of water in case you get thirsty in the middle of the night good luck getting to it if he has you locked against his chest. he lives for pampering his sleepy little Maus, tucks you against him while playing with your hair. combing through your hair with his fingers, gently scratching your scalp, it soothes him as much as it soothes you
Kƶnig absolutely adores how clingy you get when youā€™re drowsy, butterflies fluttering in his stomach when you seek him out. he doesnā€™t have the heart to push you away, he never will. his lap is always available to you, whether you want to use his thighs as a pillow or straddle them and lay against him. heā€™ll let you absentmindedly toy with him, enjoys the feeling of your hands messing with his hair or kneading his muscles. he lives for the way your eyes droop, eyelashes hanging low as you fight off a nap. if you want, heā€™ll let you dumbly suck on his neck or fingers, the soft repetitive feeling relaxing the both of you - he doesnā€™t mind a little drool, donā€™t worry Schatz
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CW: Fem!Reader, safe, sane, consensual somno, sleepy sex, cockwarming, fingering (fem!receiving), handjob, no condom - wrap it before you tap it, manifesting needy gentle big guy Kƶnig (my heartā€” [explodes])
Kƶnig loves soft sex before going to bed or early in the morning when you wake up. if you need a little extra warmth, other than his body enveloping you, heā€™ll gently prep you before sinking into you. it always feels better when youā€™re both relaxed, Kƶnigā€™s barely-there thrusting and your halfhearted grinding. delightfully full, warmth pooling in your gut, sometimes you both fall asleep before anything really gets going. itā€™s not something you can really escape in the middle of the night, Kƶnigā€™s thick arms secure around your waist, his face pressed to your neck. he can get a little twitchy, lost in his dreams and breathing against you, he canā€™t help the way his hips jolt a little every once in a while
heā€™ll make it up to you in the morning if youā€™re in the mood, soft groans and choked moans leaving him as he gently works himself into you again and again. between your sleepy moans and how warm you are against him he doesnā€™t last long, overstimulated from being snug inside of you. heā€™ll go until you orgasm, muffling his whines against the crook of your neck. helps you clean up, sweetly kissing your thighs while gently cleaning up your slick skin. heā€™ll help you to the shower, both your heads a little fuzzy from a blissful morning. heā€™ll shampoo and condition your hair for you if you want, careful not to be too rough. it makes him smile when you yawn, leaning into his touch as your eyes flutter shut - warm water lulling you back into a comfortable headspace
Kƶnig whoā€™s apprehensive about touching you purposely in your sleep - even when you tell him itā€™s okay, that youā€™d like him to. he just doesnā€™t want to hurt you, doesnā€™t want to ruin your beauty sleep and accidentally wake you up. ā€œYou donā€™t have to, you can if you want, Kƶnig.ā€, your tired smile easing his nerves. nothing happens for a couple days, business as usual as you go about the normal routine. until one night, the cold air outside forgotten with the temperature of your room, the blankets draped over you warm and cozy. Kƶnig stares at the ceiling, aching cock restrained by his boxers. five minutes, five horrible minutes of waking up and not moving, thinking about taxes and deployments - anything to get his early morning wood down. when you shift beside him he glances at you, heat rushing up his neck to his face
heā€™s quiet when he tugs his underwear down, wincing when the mattress dips as he shifts. his gaze lingers on your face, soft and calm as you breathe out. he doesnā€™t think he can properly fuck you, not like this, but heā€™ll make it work. careful as he shimmies your underwear down, breathing a little heavier as he runs his index finger across your slit. heā€™s a little mesmerized as he works his digit into you, gaze switching between your cunt and face whenever you make a small noise. his middle finger slips in too, coaxing you open as you sleep. honestly, he gets a little caught up in it, momentarily forgetting about his weepy cock. youā€™re just so pretty like this, body limp and relaxed, letting him touch you like glass. pulling his hand away, the moves a little closer, slowly rubbing his tip against your clit
heā€™s carefully, a little nervous as he presses himself to you. shuddering when he bullies his head into you, little, controlled bucks of his hips making him whine softly. he doesnā€™t want to push his luck, stilling himself as he breathes out. he can do it, heā€™ll make sure you donā€™t wake up. swallowing thickly, he moans quietly as he pumps his cock, shallow little movements as he fucks his tip into you. you feel so warm, slick around what heā€™s worked into you. just a little faster, heā€™ll be quick - jerking himself off with his leaky tip snug inside of youā€” youā€™ll wake up with him leaking out you. thatā€™s what you want, right? your half-lidded eyes looking up at him when you told him, voice low and raspy from the nap you had taken, sleepy smile on your lips. itā€™s okay if he uses you a little, liebling, heā€™ll make it up to you when the sun rises, eat himself out of you if you want
the thought alone has Kƶnig shuddering, his hand gripping himself a little firmer as he works just a little more of himself into you, nerves searing up his spine as he gasps. itā€™ll keep your tummy nice and warm, maybe youā€™ll thank him with a dopey little smile, soft spoken praise for doing a good job. heā€™s quick to pull out afterwards, gently tugging your underwear back up. chest raising and falling, he sits back, eyes glued to the little damp spot on your crotch. you were so good for him too, sleeping through his depravity and dreaming. heā€™s careful as he settles back under the covers, tucked himself back into his boxers. heā€™ll worship you in the morning, kiss you like porcelain and handle you with care. his sleepy girl deserves to be comfortable
bonus thought because the voices wonā€™t shut up
CW: still Fem!Reader and sleepy sex, stuffed animal
Kƶnig buying the softest, cutest stuffed animal. he knows you like them, and he thought itā€™d be a nice gift. itā€™s good to cuddle with at night, especially when Kƶnig is on a deployment and canā€™t be there for you. itā€™s hardly a replacement for the behemoth of a man, not nearly as warm and firm as he is, but the little stuffie does itā€™s job. and, oh, is it worth it to come home to you padding around with it, tired little yawn leaving you as you hug it to your chest. heā€™s tired too, kicking off his boots as you happily approach him, a little lethargic and dreamy as you hug him, your precious little stuffie squished between him and you
itā€™s not his fault you look adorable, taking his hand before leading him to bed. resting sounds amazing, compared to the piss poor cot he had to sleep on while deployed, your shared bed is a luxury. but he isnā€™t lulled to sleep when he gets into bed, and itā€™s not too long until youā€™re moaning prettily for him. eyes fluttering closed and clinging to your gift from him, you look so soft. heā€™s a little rougher than usual, murmuring soft apologizes that are in one ear and out the other. heā€™s filling you up so nicely, his pace is still comfortable - a consistent rocking that leaves you dizzy and blissful. youā€™re sure that youā€™ll be drifting off as soon as youā€™re done, mind already foggy. content, his chapped lips pressing a featherlight kiss to your forehead as you moan, stuffie held close to your chest as you nod off, Kƶnig slowly pulling out and petting your hair
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ofswordsandpens Ā· 2 months ago
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im just now thinking about the comedic implications of Luke canonically keeping a diary as a young teenager because it becomes even funnier to imagine him maintaining that habit into his adulthood and angrily writing in it every time he got his ass beat by a 12 year old
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