#threw on the radio

[jokest3r]

Vulpes: Meet us if you want the platinum chip

My Six: *shrugs* okay. *goes to the Fort by himself*

Caesar: I'd like you to work with me- *Sniper shot to the head*

[minhtblue]

VBS fashion 3/?

[nerdynuala]

@radioroseweek day 6, on which I spent more time than intended:

Date

Sugar, spice and everything nice

Stupid ideas go brrr in my mind

[skitskatdacat63]

Please take my low effort shitpost of our two Aston flopboys

Basically:

[ef-1]

"Omg Will Buxton GO OFFFFFF"

[skelebellie]

wanted to practice dancing poses, and who else who be better than two traumatized mixed kids.

! the alastor x reader tag on these posts refer to platonic/qp relationships only !

transcript:

a1) I didnt know the Radio Demon Could pick up a knew dance.

a2) Well, it was a little hard with your horrid teaching.

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b1) Now dear- THIS is how you dance. You look better with a smile!

b2) Oh- *HIC* - this is kind of fun!

more info on these two goofy guys friendship below

cecil and alastor did not start on good footing. being the one and only employed sinner not under alastor means that alastor had no control over cecil other than fear. and unfortunately for alastor, cecil is only afraid of butterflies. so, the two squabbled quite a bit at the begging. however, cecil did enjoy the gruesome and disturbing, one of the few things alastor and cecil could bond about. especially since cecil gave a vibe similair to nifty. a sinner who’s disturbing nature didnt exactly match their personality.

give or take enough drunken nights, the two end up bonding over their love of dancing. cecil grew up in a small conservative town in southern texas, just along the border. despite being raised catholic, their grandparents kept their culture alive and taught them about jarabe tapatío dancing as an art form. alone, they would dance as their sole form of entertainment (other than monitored books). since alastor is from the roaring 20’s, an age of jazz, I thought it would be fitting for him to enjoy Lindy Hop. the two keep their distance (luckily, jarabe doesn’t need much contact), and alastor finally gets to see a side of cecil that isn’t annoyed or unbothered.

[mchi22]

brown hole

[holoship]

TV Times, January 1989

[mihotose]

[dreamlogic]

aye can i get a fuckin uuuhhhh

break. on my burger

[izercharo]

[Alterna Statues] An idea I've had for a few days!

What are they?

Why do they exist?

These 'statues' are not really statues, technically they are the remains of a human, covered/replaced by the liquid crystals from the fake sky! Like fossils! But...more ominous.

The statues were created as a result of the failed rocket launch that ended most life in Alterna!

As we know, the energy from the rocket boosters overloaded the crystals causing a massive cave in and debris to rain down upon humanity.

The crystals themselves serve as a way to record and/or display human desires and memories(?).

So, in this idea, during the tragedy, crystals that fell onto people would sort of flash freeze them and envelope their entire bodies. Then, the liquid would solidify and absorb the person's memories, desires, personality, etc.

This whole process is the reason as to why EVERY single one of the currently found statues seems to be frozen in time, with a mortified expression in their faces, as if running away from their end. It effectively "kills" the person, but at the same time doesn't.

The body is dead but everything that made the person, themselves, that made them human, are all recorded in the crystals. The statues 'soul' is alive, but they aren't.

That person isn't a person anymore, they are the crystals resembling what they once were, unmoving, unable to express emotions.

It is unknown whether or not the effects can be reversed. Agent Neo 3.5, codenamed L1, an expert in the preservation of the mind/ anything human, HEAVILY PROHIBITS touching the statues with bare skin.

Current hypothesis for what might happen in this case are:

-The one that touched it will have everything the statue recorded transferred into their brain, most likely killing them from the overload of information in the process.

-Everything will transfer to the new host of the information, but it will most definitely cause some sort of identity crisis (or more) as the subject is unable to decide who they are due to having 2 extremely detailed and real lives in their brain. They would be more like 2 people in one body, fighting for control, an unperfect fusion.

-Crystals will spread immediately upon contact, flash freezing the subject too, and condemning them to live out eternity together with all the other statues.

Further analysis from the previously mentioned L1, proposes the possibility of transferring the information onto a digital medium. If such is true, then it might be possible to create a new body from DNA samples and dump all the information into it, as had already been done with her, reviving whoever the statues were.

Or perhaps not.

Research into this phenomena is still ongoing, and the possibility of giving whoever these eternal monoliths of sadness and despair were, a second chance at life, is still low.

Who knows how many still sit inside their dome shaped cage, forced to never be able to see the blue sky, buried beneath tones of debris and water? Hundreds? Thousands?

We do not know.

All that we do know is that our Agents, along with some outside help from a certain octoling engineer/idol are doing their utmost to research this phenomena and crack the code to it's inner workings.

More updates on said research will be given out.... whenever I want to write.

END OF LOG 1.

THANK YOU FOR READING! :D

[Little thing! "L1" is a short, kinda acronym version of "Last One" . This is used to refer to my oc Violet L. Alterna ('octoling' in the picture) whose backstory involves her cloning her own mind and Orca inserting it into a new body thousands of years later.]

[yakourinka]

wow macklemore's palestine song (hind's hall) is actually really good. i knew about it but hadn't listened to it because i'm not particularly interested in the mack

yeah you're right man honestly.

[sentientforest-orb]

if one more small thing goes wrong today i am going to cut my arms off and force feed them to a rich white man

[netscapenavigaytor]

my jet set radio vidoe

[mermaidstede]

be kind to grocery store employees this season. we are dealing with the stupidest people walking the planet :-)

[sayyestoheavensayyestome]

the best you ever had. The best you ever had is just a memory and those dreams.