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does anyone have that fuvking vid where its a ditty.it thing and the background is franklin the turtle and it goes "hey guys wats up lol"
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in the cambrian period the ocean was shallow and the sun never set. every day was sunday morning and there was never any dark. the world was a watery wonderland and air didnt exist yet. animals had just invented eating eachh other and it was really funny. having eyeballs was all the rage









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the thing that bothers me with 7 deadly sin based characters is when they cant decide if they embody the sin by suffering from it or by drawing it out of others. ie. if your gluttony demon is a guy who loves eating then your lust demon should be a gooner sex pest. and if your lust demon is a seductive girlboss then your gluttony demon should be a 5 star chef. does this make sense.
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whys combat and military gear always got to look so fucking cool when the people wearing them just objectively arent. thats unfair
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Bibi. DO A FLIP!!!! (/ref)
Day 96. Bibi’s gots this
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I try to microwave Mickey Mouse to make a statement on corporate greed but I accidentally grabbed the Kingdom Hearts version of him out of my unethically small Cage of Mickeys and now he's flipping around dodging the beams like Yoda fucked an ant
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happy weddell seal wednesday!

photo: Daniel Costa, National Geographic Your Shot
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