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#found this in my drafts š#I am perchance#interested#those chocolates are so good#twst#twisted wonderland#twst wonderland#twst jade#jade leech#twisted wonderland jade#twst crack#twst memes
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Happy Valentines, Akira. Happy Valentines, Asshole.
If you canāt read what Akechiās secondary inner-dialogue says cause I obscured it too much behind his regular dialogue, hereās a transcription in panel order: Hello, you fucking- Ah- Hello, Akira! Fuck off, why should I tell you- Just a soda- thereās a new flavor.
I donāt want your shitty gift. Oh- haha! Youāre so sweet.
I hope I choke. Theyāre lovely, thank you.
Like hell. Likewise. Thereās no way itās just a coincidence. Still though, itās a funny coincidence.
#p5#akeshu#akechi goro#kurusu akira#wow- me?? posting a valentines comic... actually on?? valentines????? wack. absolutely wack#it's a short one! I purposefully tried to keep it short. it was a challenge and it still ended up being 3 pages. but i blame my canvas size#also in case u can't see what akira is holding out to akechi: theyre chocolate covered strawberries on sticks!#i saw them irl and was like oh god i want those. i am going to project that feeling on my favorite characters so help me god#and now! here we are! but my shitty-ass coloring & line quality make it hard to discern them so. sorry about that lmaooooo#ANYWAY i don't do enough post-maruki stuff so. i made this one a little bittersweet. :)#why did i put akechi's scarf in a bow? honestly i dont know! i think i saw some art a while ago that did that too and i thought it was cute#well. plus i guess there's the symbolism of 'akechi being alive and reciprocating your feelings (however involuntarily) IS a gift' part#hence that hes wrapped up in a bow. like a present. :)#also god. the first panel is supposed to be akechi's reflection in a vending machine window. I could NOT get it to look right#so for reference!!! just so you guys understand!!!!!! thats what that panel is supposed to be!!! he is NOT in fact a ghost. (sigh)#hope you enjoyed and had a lovely valentines!! for my part i have eaten nothing but sweets today and hoo boy will that have been a mistake#ALSO in terms of the audience-participation comic...hopefully coming soon. if i can ever gain the will to draw it.#but at least tumblr has polls now so i can do the audience-choose-y bit without needing to use a separate website! so thats good i guess#anyway anyway anway thanks for listening to me ramble if you made it this far! have a lovely rest of your day and hopefully see u again soon
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Here is your daily Nick Robles Jason Todd post you thirsty thirsty thots
Art By: Nick Robles
#batman#batman wayne family adventures#jason todd#red hood#batfam#tim drake#dick grayson#jason#red robin#bwfa#nightwing#iām thirsty#weak for this man#iād ride those thighs all night long are you kidding me#fuck the autopsy scar#the autopsy scar i canāt#who beat this poor baby up#I bet that the coffee is FILLED with milk and sugar#like more milk and sugar than actual coffee#or it could be hot chocolate#the happy trail are you kidding me rn#I bet that he smells so good#I bet that he tastes even better#nick robles
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that would be such a wild meet ugly w bkg, like you're crying in the bathroom like you said n the groom barges in n you both start fighting loudly again n bkg tells him to leave you alone n tells his groomsmen to take him away then he tells everyone to go home bc the wedding is over n everyone is like wtf is going on?? n your bridesmaids are like "should we stay n help" n bkg is like "no i'll take care of it" n suddenly it ends with you in your mascara tear stained face, wedding dress all a mess n so dirty at mcdonald's with a pro hero sitting in front of you just staring n making sure ur okay n everyone wondering what went on lollll
RIGHT?!?!
And It's sooooo not Bakugo's bag but for some reason he feels so... not exactly obligated but... that it's the right thing to do to stay, buy you food, and help you pick up all the pieces.
He even helps you out of your dress, lets you wrap up in his spare coat and some pajama pants a bridesmaid left in your get-ready room. You cry when you see the empty venue and all the wilting flowers, but he helps you through that, too, holding you like he's known you for years, mumbling about how "you're never gonna get over it unless you do the work yourself."
He even picks out one of the nicest remaining flowers of your bouquet to send home with you that night, not to remember the day by, but to remember the good that came out of it: you were spared from marrying a "fuckin' loser extra," and you met him, and that can't be all bad, right?
(I think it's a little cliche to say you fall in love that exact night and he leaves you with his number... but you see him again, for sure, maybe dropping off some of your, now unneeded, wedding favors as a thank you gift for him to share with his staff at his agency (which was NOT hard to find, nor to gain entrance to)...
And there you are walking into his office only to be met by a whole handful of little sidekicks, going, "look, guys! It's the bride! It's Dynamight's bride!" as they're all so excited to finally meet the person in the pictures that were taken for the paper, of you and Bakugo sitting in that McDonald's, crying.)
#bakugo#definitely a 'WE'VE HEARD SO MUCH ABT U SITUATION' and ur like.. u have?????#and they're already come up with a whole love story for you guys that makes both u and bakugo heat up like OVENS#trying to deny the connection#its so funny tho bc bakugo refuses to eat any of the little chocolates and champagne with your ex-fiances name on it#and u catch him trying to get rid of those pieces and it makes ur heart kinda hurt in a good way#so maybe u leave ur number with HIM#and he goes nuts trying to work up the nerve to call u#and its all so EMBARRASSING LOL BUT I LOVE IT#but ur def dynamight's bride like thats ur pap name for the rest of time#ur wedding announcement in some tabloid is the picture of u sitting together next to your official photo for the public#IDK I HOPE THIS IS OKAY#caitie things#anon#gen
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Rereading any of the multiple parts of TCY where Japeth is just. actually going insane and being a loser feels like this sometimes. yknow what i mean bro was STRUGGLING
#alternative caption: japeth's celestium live experience#but there is at least one scene in every book he's in where someone beats the shit out of him and it's so??? brother what are you doing#he gets put in a fucking bag in book 4. he later almost gets incinerated#in book 5 he gets scalded by boiling hot chocolate (funny as hell by dot btw)#in book 6??? ?? ??? ? hort literally almost kills him. sophie literally almost kills him. tedros you know what you did#and then he like. actually does get killed#Soman CLEARLY didn't intend for the reader to sympathise with him until book 5/6 and it SHOWS#sigh. why is he like this#its worth saying that i do think the Japeth Spiral Of Decline does actually start after like. book 1 + aric stabs rhian#which is largely why i think he's like That in TCY. but he is a still a massive loser for those books and it's REAAAALLY funny#and is also why i would Like more book 1 japeth content i need to see what he's actually like??? ? ?#we only Really see that in F+B and near the end of book 5 (not when he's killing rhian there is a difference)#sge#tsfgae#school for good and evil#the school for good and evil#sfgae#japethposting#this is one of my many posts where the tags are very much an important part of the post lol#does this make sense to anyone but me? let's find out
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Fuck yeah egg day
#happy passover and Ramadan as well to those who celebrate#i got 2 chocolate eggs this year so im very happy#a galaxy and a cadburys mini eggs#which also means i got a new mug#good egg day all round#easter
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Hi Wifi!
I had this idea, since Easter is coming up where I'm from we're gonna be decorating easter eggs (or pisanki as we call them in Poland, tbh I'm not too sure if easter eggs and pisanki are that much different but they've been quite culturally significant to us so anyway) and I thought about doing just that with FL (and Ajax too of course).
Just imagine him trying not to crush a wydmuszka (emptied out egg shell) or just a boiled egg and we take pity on him and find some egg shaped rocks or sth for him to paint/scratch designs on. And after that somewhere in the house there're multiple pisanki that we, FL and Ajax (gotta include him as well) made on full display because they all came out so beautiful (even though the ones FL made may be a little more crude) <333
Anyway I just thought that since Snezhnaya it's based on Slavic countries in general it'd be fun to see since of my own traditions y'know
OHHHH this is SO CUTE!!! i don't personally celebrate Easter but i will say the eggs (and chocolate) are very lovely
it'd be so sweet if Ajax was the one who taught you how to make (in terms of the emptied shells) and paint the pisanki- it's something he did with his family every year! at least, before Harbinger duties took up all his time. but now he's got you, who just happens to live right where he's stationed, so why not give it a shot? he has to fight back a snicker when you accidentally crack a shell, then absolutely loses it and starts laughing his head off when you break a whole raw egg by mistake- which quickly turns into an undignified squawk when you smudge raw egg whites on his face... you end up with a few more broken eggs than painted ones, but still, he teaches you some traditional patterns and techniques, and soon you have a good cluster of painted eggs, a few even with Liyue-inspired styles that you came up with
Foul Legacy finds it a little more difficult to paint the eggs with such big claws and hands- he has to hold the eggshells just right so they don't immediately crack, and the tiny paintbrush is slightly unsteady at best and a straight up nuisance at worst. still, he does his absolute best to draw little patterns dotted with stars and ocean waves and glassy fragments, even making two eggs with constellations, one for him and one for you. his favorite part is helping you find a good place to display them, picking you up with a cheerful chirp so you can set them somewhere high enough. you sit on his shoulder afterwards, looking at the eggs that you, Legacy, and Ajax all decorated, feeling your fluffy Abyss monster rumble in delight as he trills at the sight, a fanged grin stretched across his crimson plated face
you decide that you rather like this tradition <33
#genshin impact#childe#tartaglia#foul legacy#foul legacy childe#genshin tartagalia#genshin childe#genshin tartaglia#EGG TIME#RIGHT IT'S ALMOST APRIL#THE PASSAGE OF TIME IS INEVITABLE#there's a chocolate and candy shop semi near my house that sells hazelnut chocolate easter eggs#and oh my god#those things are so good#haven't had one for a while but i sort of want to get some this year#short scenario#other's stuff#chit chat#i learn things everyday heheheheh#good evening
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Iām still kinda hungry but I donāt have good snacks and itās 10pm so i donāt wanna make something :/
#Just gonna go to bed and have big breakfast#Oh I have graham crackers#I got those for something specific that now I canāt remember#I wish I had those chocolate drizzled rice cakes those are so good I could eat a whole bag
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bye bye july Źįµį“„įµŹ š¼š±š«§šøš¦š»šŗšØ you were lovely
#queue š¦#let me tell yāall something about those gambas and that fucking chocolate milkshake#exquis!!!!!!!! as theyād say in france#i thinkā¦ idk#ive never had a milkshake so rich and thick before i thought i was gonna choke on it#like it was gonna get stuck in my throat#donāt even get me started on the gambas šš AND NEXT TO THE BEACH TOO???#i almost creamed my pants#im not sure what kind of sauce it was but#it had me clutching my chest in disbelief and pleasure#SO GOOD#DELICIOUS#scrumptious#best meal ive had in my life probably#i had a peach iced tea with it too#im salivating#anyways it was such a lovely month :(#it was so wonderful to be able to go on a proper holiday after ages and ages#im gonna cherish that time forever and ever#and weirdly#it taught me a lot about myself#like not to get romantical but#itās trueeee#okay. thatās all <3#it was a very uneventful boring year but July swept in to save the day!!#i hope august is good.#ā” dear diaryā¦#i hate my face in selfies i always look so uncomfy#and also i forgor what movie i watched š#okay BYE!!!
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it is a little funny to me that zach valenti is a vegetarian and seems generally health conscious, considering that doug eiffel is... not that. the opposite of that, even. eiffel would say french fries should count as a vegetable. eiffel thinks ham & pineapple pizza covers all necessary food groups. eiffel has a meat & carbs & grease based diet, sustained by a quick metabolism and an iron stomach. and he is like aggressively american; eiffel is the guy they make novelty fast food items for. there is nothing in this world he wants more than a burger that is also a pizza. doritosĀ® locos tacos and baja blast. that radioactive looking flamin' hot cheetos mac and cheese? he would eat that. no question. that guy loves koolaid flavors that don't even resemble artificial fruit.
#wolf 359#w359#doug eiffel#a little while ago horus captain-lovelace said like. 'guy whose favorite flavors are colors' and that made me laugh so much#literally. men will eat nothing but taco bell and bang energy and still ask for a . well you know#eiffel looks like zach to me with a few key differences and one of those differences is that he does NOT take care of himself#triple white chocolate mocha with whipped cream ... disgusting sweet tooth on that man. he loves the slop#anyway i love that in character AMA zach did but some of the answers are so funny because it's like. don't lie to me#that was a zach valenti answer. doug eiffel has never even eaten an artichoke in his LIFE i wouldn't count on him to identify one#eiffel knows good bbq though and has a surprising tolerance for spice i believe this is true. he is not eating vegetables.
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I think the biggest challenge of integrating my feedism with the rest of my life
Is staying somewhat productive at work no matter how big of a lunch I eat, when I'm already burnt out at my job and struggling to stay motivated.
#Today I got the Baconator combo meal with a chocolate frosty and maxed out the sizes on everything#And I added a side of the garlic parm nuggets because those are so good and who knows if they'll be a permanent part of the menu#That's 2340 calories on top of my regular breakfast and a double dose of my pre-work donut order#I should start a sideblog that's just my Wendy's food diary
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Actually I kind of like having no journaling stuff at my moms it makes me forage in the wild. That basil label saved this
#you donāt get to see my writing thanks turtle. and I will fill the rest with words now. goodbye#also those matcha chocolates suck they could have been so fucking good if they werenāt white choc. sad
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I'm javing a good time up front all things considered However I think i made the mistake of mixing hot chocolate and french fries
#pk;m gangleš#um. our stomach does not feel good!#IN MY DEFENSE i wanted hot chocolate. & our mom was like 'hey do you want my extra fries?' tf was i supposed to say? no?? absolutely not#so anyways now our stomach hurts but it was worth it i think!#those fries and hot chocolate were both Really Good.
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y'know how people say dogs need food regulation because usually if there's any in front of them they'll just eat it and they can't comprehend the concept of being full so they will literally eat themselves to death.. that is the way that i act around redvines
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cus im feeling shitty im gonna eat ice cream fuck it
#just realised its been so long since ive eaten ice cream damn#its just vanilla ice cream we have but im gonna add chocolate sauce and peanuts#its so good with those added to it
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fuck yeah banana bread
#i forgot to double the eggs in the first batch. so those two loaves are not........ structurally sound. they fall apart pretty easily.#the second batch i made correctly but.. well. the chocolate chip one got stuck in the pan so its in shambles.#idc they tasted good so im not complaining. currently waiting for em to cool before wrapping them in foil to put away.#hey mutuals im telepathically sending each of u a slice of warm banana bread. plain or chocolate chip ur choice :3
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