#those are just because im pretentious

[bmpmp3]

sorry to be a bit of a hater but i do wish youtubers weren't so scared of making their videos just like, "reviews", whys everything gotta be a "video essay" all the time. every day my recommendations are filled with 40 minute videos titled "_____: An Underrated Masterpiece" where the first like five minutes are reading the wikipedia definition of "masterpiece" in a somber voice with dramatic themed text on screen. please just tell me how good or bad you think something is and use the rest of the runtime to explain why. you dont need to put on all these airs

[just-wublrful]

not to be obnoxious on main but classic literature is not global literature. it's western literature at best

[thedevilsoftruth]

WHY DO ALL CHARACTER PLAYLISTS HAVE TO HAVE MUSIC FROM MOTHER MOTHER, MELANIE MARTINEZ, MITSKI, PENELOPE SCOTT AND FUCKING CAVETONE.

RENGOKU KYOJURO IS NOT LISTENING TO BURNING PILE OR MY ORDINARY LIFE ( especially) WHO TF ARE YOU KID

[mbat]

sorry for the james somerton jumpscare but im finally getting to finish hbomberguys video and the fact hes wearing this hat is painful to see. YOU DID CRIME. AGAINST YOUR OWN COMMUNITY! THATS NOT WHAT BE GAY DO CRIME MEANS!

[im-still-watching-anime]

rip my mom casually asking me what the worst shakespeare take i’ve ever heard was and unlocking a two hour rant at 3 am

[demiel-kheiv]

Душу в зарю приковали к фонарю

[gibbearish]

namewise how do we feel about zane/zayne

[recents]

dude ok why are there are so many viral text posts on here complaining about zombie fiction that doesn’t call the zombies zombies in-universe? like first of all you can say the last of us it’s fine, there’s really nothing else recently majorly relevant you’d be complaining about, second of all who gives a shit? it’s such a minor worldbuilding detail and such a weird thing for people to fixate on and be like personally bothered by. i wouldn’t even be posting about this except i’m watching an old playthrough of the original tlou and i remembered how there’s like multiple vague posts in this vein and i just really don’t understand why people give a shit

[dearest-lady-disdain]

leigh bardugo, ma'am, are a virgil and dante from the divine comedy slasher

[unusualshrimp]

i hate mental health content like "heal your inner child 🥺" what if i HATE that thing and want to beat it to a pulp. is that allowed because i think that would fix me

[arsenicflame]

hi <3 while im propaganda-ing u on my music taste can i recommend u not known at this address from the distant voices project? it's an album of songs by small scottish artists and it is so so good- some tracks id recommend in particular are 'rendezvous with war paint' , 'dining room hospital' & 'i wont follow him to the grave'

[feral-and-or-horny]

Cotton candy and cookie dough!✨

cotton candy— do you prefer savory or sweet food more?

I almost said sweet for this, but tbh as I was typing I realized that's not actually true anymore, lol. I still have a major sweet tooth, but I've started leaning more towards savory food lately.

cookie dough— do you prefer jewel tones or earth tones? (so, do you like cool toned colors more or warm, earthy colors more)

I usually prefer cool tones, but my general preference really just boils down to "I like black"

[pricklepines]

no 3 least favorite op fandom member gotta be the dudes who comment "oda said that zoro would kill any of the straw hats if luffy told him to ☝️🤓" SHUT UP

[ranvwoop]

not to be a tumblr user but For M IS one of the poems ever . and i have read some poems

[fakeosirian]

getting my parents to watch succession has been a morbidly fascinating experience. theyre both very smart people whose opinions i respect BUT. when it comes to tv specifically. they watch so much stuff that's shoddily made and have such low expectations for the medium/the level of artistic intent that can be behind it as a result that my mom was just telling me "i can't tell if the show wants me to hate them or wants me to feel bad for them" Jennifer. I know if this was a book you would not be asking me this question like there's actually a chance this show is actually the shittiest possible version of itself when its like that

[graph100]

being a horror fan is actually still eating in the kitchen even though its got windows and its midnight and half of the lights are off and youre watching a video about undertale, a game that may be wholesome but still carries an eerie vibe, which gives you a tinge of distress, ever looming in the background of your emotional buffet. as the video plays an upbeat tune you pretend to be not scared by the dark like a child and dance along. you remember to not be an ass and clean up after yourself, but the visualizations approach in the windows. the possibility of some terrifying creature or even just a vision occuring is slim, yet it still gets to you. you walk, almost on your tip-toes back to your room, acknowledging the silliness of your childish irrationalities. this always occurs, every time you do this, not with the exact scenario, but almost every night. each time slightly raising your heartbeat.

damn i started writing a y/a novel in there somewhere, sorry.

another option is you thinking beetle fighting is cool even though you hate bugs