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So I have a question? You know that song lyric “Would you still love me if I’m no longer young and beautiful?” By Lana Del Rey. Okay so I’m gonna give you a scenario I’ve been thinking about adding to my story (as a draft for the next interlude after I finish the next reaction chapter)
So it goes a little like this:
Let say Percy who was a goddess (like in the last ask) got cheated on by Cu and, in her despair, killed herself.
(This is just a draft but I do plan on starting the chapter with her suicide note to her children first. Then to each of the yans individually. And maybe a couple to the friends and family she made on the way. So like a note to Shiva and his wives, Adamas, maybe Hercules and Prometheus, and…Ra(surprise! 🤭) honestly, I plan on making his a mixture of kinda funny/sarcastic, but also nostalgic and sad.)
Everyone finds out of course. And Zeus, devestated by the loss of his favorite neice, incensed by the disrespect shown to the Greek Pantheon by the Celtic Pantheon, spurred on by his son, brothers, and pantheon’s devestation and righteous anger at Percy’s death, along with the Egyptian, Norse, Abrahamic,Hindu, etc. Pantheons’ anger with what Cu did, obviously, declare war. The heavens are split and in utter chaos as the two sides form and each side is gathering allies for the upcoming war (it’ll be known as the “The Divine Schism” later on.
So, as u can imagine, this results in a lot of death, a lot of emotions flying around, and it isn’t even just the gods fighting other gods. Or Percy’s children fighting her other children(wish she begged them in her letter not to do, but she’s gone now; and her children are just as unhinged as their dads) . It also causes the humans to fight too because she was friends with a lot of them and a lot of them blame the Celtic people for 1)encouraging the views that made Cu think it was okay to do that (which is hypocritical because they still believe or once believed and would have done the same thing just due to the time period they were raised/born into, but a lot of them liked Percy so she was the exception) and 2) for not trying harder to keep him under control back when he was still a human on Midgard (Papa Adam is REALLY disappointed).
ANYWAY!
At this point, the war has gotten bad enough that the Fates, the Morrigan, the Norns, and all the other gods and goddesses related to fate and destiny realize that sooner or later the gods are going to end up fighting each other into extinction (with the humans in Vallhalla doing the same) and so they do some research (through their powers which were given to them by “the-Powers-that-Be” (which I actually mentioned in a chapter already but basically that’s the power that created them, their universe, and all the other universes that exist or will ever exist) and find out that, while Percy did die when she killed herself, for whatever reason, she didn’t end up going to Niflheim and instead got reincarnated into a different universe and nope🤭🤭it’s NOT the PJO universe. Which universe it is, I’m going to keep that a secret for now but I wouldn’t mind doing a poll to see which universe everyone would WANT her to be in. It might even help me decide. (just know it’s gonna be an anime universe. So either One Piece, Bleach, Naruto, or something else. It’ll have to be one I’ve read or watched before tho.) but it’s a secret, even to me, until I actually sit down and write this chapter.
Anyway, they find her reincarnated soul (in this I think I’m going to make it so that she only remembers SOME of her past life as a goddess and a demigod and it comes to her in her dreams) and, in order to stop the godly war that threatens the very foundations of their universe, they sit the Pantheons down (what’s left of them anyway) and tell them about what happened and where she is now. This, of course revitalizes the yans (ESPECIALLY CU!!!) because they see it as a second chance to get her back and make SURE she NEVER leaves them EVER again. (I’m talking they might actually lock her in a palace where they watch her every move 24/7 for the rest of eternity)
So they come up with a plan to basically kidnap her from this other plane. In this other universe tho, she’s lived a full, happy life. Sure it had some challenges (if she’s in One Piece I’m gonna make it so that she was Ace’s sister so she def fought in Marineford (love interest: Shanks), if in Bleach I’m making her the Captain of one of the divisions (Love interest:Sosuke Aizen 🤭🤭), if in Naruto ( I honestly can’t see her as an assassin/killer which is literally all ninjas are trained to do when u get to the crux of it so maybe like a political figure of peace? A daiymo maybe? Idk I’d have to figure it out (love interest: Kakashi Hatake, Itachi Uchiha, or Madara Uchiha depending on what time period I want her to be reincarnated into)
I plan on having her influence a lot of stuff, fall in love, have children with said Love Interest, and be an old lady by the time they start looking for her ( might have to write this in three parts since I do want to dedicate a chapter to her life in that other universe).
I’m still trying to figure out all the logistics since I want it to be believable and not just super random and unorganized because there are a lot of moving parts.
But my question to u is what do u think the yans will think (at this point in time) or do about an old, grandma version of Percy? Will it matter to them? She won’t be the same Percy at this point. She might remember some things about them but for the most part she won’t remember them and tho she might have the same morals as the last Percy, because of the stuff she went through in this new universe, she isn’t just physically different (old) but mentally too.
EVERYTHING HERE IS PERFECT BUT I JUST HAVE ONE CORRECTION:
"while Percy did die when she killed herself, for whatever reason, she didn’t end up going to Niflheim and instead got reincarnated"
it's niflhel!!! niflhel (or oblivion, nonexistence, whatever) is where all gods and mortal souls (after dying in the afterlife) go to when they die!
anyway.................
AIZEN SOSUKE????????? AND KAKASHI????????????
dude i genuinely don't know who to vote for, kakashi has been my anime crush SINCE I WAS A LITTLE GIRL, and aizen's so fucking daddy too omg why would you make us pick between them that's so cruel 😭😭😭😭😭😭
as for your question, age wouldn't matter much to them cuz they can just forcefully revert her back to her prime or back to whatever age/appearance they last saw her as!
the issue is the mentality 😞 if she's too different (like if she's not the same sweet, cheery, uwu, and infuriatingly annoying and troublesome girl that they know, then they might actually feel defeated. it's percy.... but at the same time it's not THEIR percy
tbh they'd probably try to find a way to revert her back to the percy they know, but if that doesn't work or they can't do it, then it's back to despair and anger 💀
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Fine and Mayday look SUPER similar. And have VERY similar wardrobes. It's so bad that only Jouse can reliably tell them apart, and he does that by scent. Mayday will use this to fuck with the rest of the Jashverse because "oh hey it's Fine :)" no that is NOT Fine. The biggest thing that sets them apart is their cadence! Mayday usually talks way faster than Fine (154 and 82 bpm respectively) BUT when Mayday slows down purposefully to seem more like Fine he's a little too slow! (halved speed is 77 bpm) So if he talks for too long and someone's paying very close attention they can notice "huh, that's not how Fine talks"! Also if he gets excited he slips back into going really fast which makes it very obvious lol (Fine also speeds up when excited but not near as much) [btw I'm not saying they talk at like. 154 bpm and whatnot. Just that's the song bpms which I used as inspo lol]
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#chonny jash#submission#cj fine im fine#cj mayday#cj cjph#ooooo i like this one :0#tho i like the idea that fif talks faster as lyrics are faster in the song#same for like count eleven#the both speed through talking cos theyd talk/sing their song fast as well#i mainly just say that cos itd be very funny for like CiD to talk INSANELY fast cos alone with my thoughts has a bpm of 178-180#tho again that is kinda funny i like that#like bro u take like 5 measures to say the word Mayday and yet u talk like an auctioneer how
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when everything is confusing, and then u see a familiar face
#vanishing skyward the experience#love and deepspace#love and deepspace fanart#lads zayne#lads fanart#love and deepspace zayne#lads#fanart#lads mc#love and deepspace mc#when everyone seems deceitful u can always believe in zayne#tbh i have been having so much fun with how funny conversation with rafayel is#and i am in awe with how soft recent xavier 5 star cards are; even tho i didn't manage to pull all of them#the birthday; the traditional clothing; the piano#man the developer really loves xavier#with how different zayne eng voice now; i kinda lost my feelings for him#but i started to swap him to his chinese voice; i can finally listen to how soft his voice can be; and i feel for him again#he can be dull sometimes but he always feels like home#tho i can't tell if i feel like he is dull bcs of his changing voice or literally the scenario#bcs i love to savour his old voice so slowly; it is just so calming; all the domestic things feel heavenly with him#i see that actually the recent Stacked Pulses 4 star card is voiced by his old eng va; and other 4 star card like Doomsday is also him#the staff does keep him; somewhat ; ~ ;#but i wish he would just consistently voiced every event; every 5 stars cards; and every main story event
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okay but jjk somnophilia is like
gojo "please please pleaaaaase let me put it in while you're sleeping PLEASE i swear i'll make you cum i proooomise please let's try it once pleeaaase. YOU can put it in ME whenever you want!!! any time any place anything you want in any of my holes!! wake me up with it!! it'll be soooo hot" satoru
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nanami "i have kink charts for both of us and they have sliding scales and notes section for each one. we can mark hard boundaries for what state of consciousness we want for ourselves or our partners, giving or receiving, what sex acts, etc. we'll set up a safe word and a safe gesture and then we can start trying things out" kento
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geto "sorry i fell asleep while eating you out, it will happen again. no, i won't stop eating you out when i fall unconscious. just tear me off your pussy if you don't like it" suguru
#jujutsu kaisen#jjk#jjk imagines#satoru gojo#kento nanami#suguru geto#gojo x reader#nanami x reader#geto x reader#gojo smut#nanami smut#geto smut#i am NOT a nanami girlie do not start expecting nanami content from me. however he is very funny and i love his contrast with gojo LMAOOO#to be clear gojo would not be bugging you about this unless he'd already confirmed you were into it#gojo is probably off putting for some people here but i frankly think he'd just be that desperate and pleading and thats super hot to me#geto tho. geto's just hilarious#again if you're not into somno just don't read this it aint for u. gojo will sound really pushy and creepy#tw: somnophilia#honestly i think nanami would pass out during/before sex just like geto but a lot of the nanami girlies aren't ready for that#the man is like 27 and he looks 40 AND he looked like this when he was??? 23 or smth??#nanami can definitely go super hard during sex but sometimes he will pass out on your lap while eating you out. man is tired.#lemon#sorry for the excess of tags this is such a short little thing and i kinda like how smol it is so i have to ACTUALLY tag tag it lol
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and! barbarian!fig! its her
#fantasy high#dimension 20#figueroth faeth#fh class quangle#if u look at the junior year design and think tifa lockhart: yeag#I already thought the cleric!gorgug junior year design kinda is very aerith so. lol#but! I do feel like these designs maybe portray the clearest arc out of all of them so far. I like that#some of it came from a bit of necessity which is really fun that mirrors the actual play format thats cool#(necessity being freshman year riz is pretty much a huge block of red flannel lmao. kinda stole figs canon color coding for a bit)#(and he's got the owlbear jacket from taping the games in sophomore year... so I cant give fig the big red blocking until#junior year lmao. coincidentally this forced me to be a bit more dynamic with her concept which is great)#her second pair of shoes very sonic tho. I kinda enjoy that lol#tbh I really love that canon gorgug is like in a pair of chucks 24/7 that is SO funny for a barbarian I hope to keep the energy going#with class swap fig I think a barbarian who wears like collector sneakers is awesome. the foot support is so important to their work#the general idea of a hyperfem girlypop barbarian still ticks for me tbh. idk enough abt the zeitgeist to know if thats passé now or not#but doing Fashion on ur job of bodily tearing ur opponent apart with the least flourish possible is just a hit for me#her knee brace is from like an injury back in her cheer days that she got by overexercising in hope of being good enough that#the team couldn't let her go. the team then used that same injury as a pretext to let her go#I think abt her arc tbh... fig's thing in canon junior year abt the point of her rebelling. I feel like a lot of it can also apply to rage#both knocking things over and holding onto things don't like. make anything new. destruction without at least a glimpse of a vision#of the after is ultimately a cynical defeatist point of view... strategic barbarianism for fig babeyy#yay! once again its time for me to Fucking Sleep. but hopefully I can hammer out a proper ref for riz and gorgug both in the#following week inbetween doing my job. its that time of da year lads (<- fully seasonal worker)
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Quicky little question *clears my throat* Magneto in some Fire Emblem inspired armor? (Askin' because your Zephiel art is beautiful & I'd love to see Mags with a Rudolf-esque/Edelgard-Esque design)
i keep coming back to this ask with genuine intent to do it but i just devolve into joker laughter when i open my refs cause like.. what else do i do here... Corporate Wants You To Find The Difference theyre the same pic...
w/e i tried anyway please enjoy !!
bearded ver under the cut
#xmen#magneto#erik lehnsherr#snap sketches#the funny thing is i was actually Not gonna do this and just post the ref side by side and be done with it#but then i just got an itchy feeling and i was like... ok try a BIT... so i tried pulling some edelgard elements#namely just the cape and the hip guards- i had them. 'descend' in shape like her dress#if you take the cape off he Also has a heart cut out in his back like her actually !!!!#idk how to feel about this like its Ok i guess but WHATEVER never drawing it again#if i made the crown red i'd just think of walhart so im forcing it to stay purple. gold looked weird too so#it was fun tho... ive been feeling kinda downlow as of late ngl and idk why#idk what it is - like sometimes even when i try to draw i just dont want to and i just want to do Nothing in general#hopefully my mood picks up soon - maybe it is idk this was a nice way to start crawlin outta that funk#this ask was sent a couple weeks ago atp so UHMMM hope you enjoy.. if you see this... lol ...#ty for enjoying my old zephiel art... that thing OLD old good lord JVLEVJALKJV#but its nice people still enjoy my. Really really old fire emblem stuff 😌
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this blog is 11 years old now 🎉
I drew the siblings ever to celebrate as usual
#loz#wind waker#legend of zelda#toon link#aryll#I wasn't gonna draw anything but then I sketched link real quick and I was like okay wait i can do this#and then my brother dragged me outside ☠ but i still got it done today!#the anniversary is today. tumblr sent me a notification like ravio is 11 years old now! ravio the character is actually 11 years old.#albw released in2013. i received two reminders this morning. ravio drawing soon maybe. coming this year definitely. maybe#arylls like big brother use a damn fork#<- that was the tag when I first started drawing them in 2018#also i noticed when I draw aryll i always draw her in her blue dress so i decided to change it up. i only play 2nd playthroughs of wind wak#r because fun fact: i hate link's green tunic and hat. i finished a first playthrough years ago with a finished nintendo gallery#and then when i want to start a new playthrough i fight ganondorf again go through the credits cry and then BAM new game no-plus#i miss link's green tunic now though. its been so long. im so sick of champions garb...............idk the green is iconic idk#im not a huge fan of it but i think his base form should be green again. with the hat. let him look doofy as a default again#he was green in echoes of wisdom but i need them to follow through after again.#i didnt finish echoes of wisdom yet (SOON IM TRYING IM STUCK I NTHE SONIC ADVENTURE 1 WEB HELP) but what I saw of Link there?#he was kinda terrifying lmao its always funny to see that link is so extremely competent because i am not. that boy efficient#im stuck in the sa1 web because everyone is always talking about how good it is. so i played the pc port and. its apparently awful idk it i#thats just what sa1 outside of emerald coast plays to me tbh. but the dreamcast is supposed to be better. and i own a dreamcast. free me#i played on gamecube too. 12 years ago. it made me sick. maybe one day i'll install some mods that make it play better#why does it feel like the month is over when its only january 6#i played sa1 as a kid btw. just emerald coast tho. ALSO I DIDNT BUY A DREAMCAST FOR THIS I ALREADY OWNED ONE
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fuck you *posts cringe on main (again)*
#most of these are old again#im kinda busy lately#i love drawing them tho it's like therapy but free /j#quirrelhollow#hk gijinka#hollow knight gijinka#hollow knight#the hollow knight#quirrel#btw the third pic is like one of the first my arts with them i still think it's a funny one
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wanted: marine hunter takanome mihawk
#shanks: oh i want him alright#dracule mihawk#takanome mihawk#one piece#one piece fanart#op fanart#i accidentally went way extra on this than i intended to 💀 i got bored waiting for my brother + my phone was charging#it was just supposed to be a b&w sketch with his eyes yellow or red but it got out of hand when i was like 'maybe i'll do skin for funsies'#ah well. im really starting to get into painting with this one brush. one day i'll merge it with the style i use more#cuz rn i tend to break out the painting only when i wamt smth a liiiiittle👌 more realistic.#i stress that 'little' bc calling my style 'realistic' in any sort of way feels inaccurate lol#i digress#i love imagining marine hunter mihawk being some teenage punk between the ages of 17 and 23#idk when he became a warlord but if he had this epithet even before roger's death that would put him in mid-to-late teens#since at roger's execution he was 19 amd already had yoru#so it's kinda funny to imagine the marines being hunted by some teenager with dramatic sideburns and an even more dramatic sword#last post of the year! :)#i had no chill this month. pls dont expect anything on my blog again till march lol.#(im half-serious; im going on vacation for all of february and i have some prior pieces i need to focus on in jan haha. we'll see tho!)
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omg i can't believe it took me all the way to play through number 2 to realize that bellara is actually a MAGE and they are reprising that "this? this is a bow? i'm definitely an archer" elf keeper joke with her (i also only clocked it b/c of banter with her and emmerich where he offers her a position in the mourn watch to come write academic papers with him and he refers to her as a mage and i was like WAIT WHAT lol)
#bellara#dragon age#dragon age the veilguard#the veilguard#veilguard spoilers#i think it's because i didn't watch any of the promotional material after that first trailer#like nothing#and the game doesn't really mention it that much and she's kinda styled like a rogue#sometimes i'm just slow too tho lol#datv#fen plays datv again#fen plays datv#text post#datv spoilers#im not a mage#like any magical weirdness could be her artifact arm? idk that's really funny tho
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i'm always grateful that tumblr still has fully customizable profiles bc there are little else other places i can still get the joy of putting page dolls on my profile LMFAO
#also hi i changed my icon#first time i have in maybe like 5 yrs LOL#might change it again in the future tho who knows this one's kinda temp but funny
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Re-watching wakfu for the first time in years and s1 Yugo was so silly???
dude discovered he could make portals at will and his first thought after actually acknowledging it is "i can do so many cool pranks with this"
#he was just a kid..... guys he was just a kid....#HE WAS SO SILLY#also the fact that after eva told him they used to call amalia princess gobball he just laughs at it ☠️#was he 12? i think he was in s1#why dont they ever celebrate characters bdays tho#thinking over it now there was little to no chill time for these guys#sure there was a good amount of non plot stuff to get to know the characters but like#idk? ummm like in the first ova they gave them some chill time and i wish they had done that more#s4 was an amalgamation of “FUCK NOT AGAIN JFC”#OH ACTUALLY#there was (1) episode with chill time and i loved it#despite having gone thru alot of effort to be like look!!! chibi and grougal!!! theyre bros!!! yugo spent like. 5 minutes of screentime#with them. like actually being their brother.#and like it was kinda funny because imagine like the world sorta blowing up a little and then ur child comes back just to say#'dad im rlly fucking upset. ive been to the house of the gods btw. and i met my mom.'#alibert mustve been so fkn confused hdhdbd#then again. its like. average shit for his son#alibert went from gay dad with his lil guy from a species he does not know of who basically works a farm inn to like#a literal demigod. he def has made some enemies#i remember the most abt yugo bec the hyperfix was strongest on him#current thoughts on the others in the brotherhood:#tristepin: yugos nickname did not translate well into en lmao. also my guy pls stop harrassing women?? he gets an arc ik but like. my guy.#yes specifically s1 them#amalia: i mean. she does in fact act like a spoiled 13 yr old. but like. girl they did u kinda dirty.#eva: they also did you kinda dirty. love that your the only one just sick of everyones logic defying shit.#ruel: yk what. no notes. that is the most realistic old man ive ever seen. hes hilarious#az: this mf gets his ass in trouble every five seconds. u can tell he grew up with yugo. also according to s4 he gets bitches so XD#wu's rewatch notes#thats what im calling this#wakfu
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Man, ngl I haven’t drawn those two gay Italiens in a while-
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Think this a good warm up? ✨✨
#Pizza Tower#This is for the funnies#They’re swapping spit like regular ol Italien’s do dw!#they look kinda bad tho I need to get back in the groove again 😵💫#Peppino x Gustavo#I’m putting this on the actual tag oh god#Peppino#Gustavo#Sketch
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this is technically a screenshot redraw but it got outta hand at the end. wanted to try out one of those giant pixel LED screen effects
#qkdraws#id in alt#finished the feb redraw just in time <3a singular day to spare#i like gettin funky w these it's fun. glad i got to experiment even if i was tight on time#kinda wanna do the screen effect again but Different . soon ...........#mob psycho#mob psycho 100#mp100#mp100 ritsu#ritsu kageyama#eyestrain#ritsu <3im holding him like the bug he is in my hands#ilike him a lot. he's sillay#these aren't all going to be ritsu redraws. as if u could stop me if they were tho#in my beautiful mind he's fighting somebody in times square. bc that's rly funny to me#whys he there . who put him there. who brought him to america why would they do that to him#pause i just googled what the NYC screens r actually called and they are named ''spectaculars'' and ''jumbotrons''#which is . so dumb. i love it
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#sometimes i wonder if sex is a thing that's more enjoyable in my mind than irl to me#because im not a big fan of being touched at all#maybe im just telling myself this because im not having sex and that also kinda sucks cjnxnxjx#and im way too anxious to go out there and actively seek out a partner#it's also funny cause with most irl crushes i've had i would never want to have sex with them#but like..... the idea of sex is fun you know?#writing and reading and fantasizing about sex is fun#?????#i'm wondering if this is just how i work or if it's tied to shame#sexting is fun too !!!#idk about doing it irl tho jdhdjdjd#flirting is fun#flustering others is fun#and i guess touching others is a lot better than being touched#am i..... a stone top#i'm kidding....... i think#jdhdjdnxnbdnxjxjxx#then again there's also a huge sub sitting inside me so like..... even more ??????#i mean i also have HUGE trust issues so there's that too#ugh#anyway sorry for the rambles jdnxjxjx#i just felt like typing this out somewhere cause i've been thinking about it a lot#and i felt like a smut blog with 2k followers is just the right place to share deeply private thoughts about my relationship with sex jdndnx#so yea if any of you have been wondering.... this smut writer here is not getting ANY jdbdjxnx
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Me when I realise I literally am in the exact same situation as I was when I lived in the apartment and am in fact being taken advantage of haha why does this keep happening :)
#i think have been a lot actually#thinking about when I basically was a live in maid for my parents cause i didnt have a job#haha#yeah#cries#anyway that sucks but i 'owe them' so ig i cant really so anything bout it :/#tw vent#it is kinda funny tho#like damn im really out here just letting people take advantage of my inability to rrlaz again huh#idk i am also probably just being dramatic#blowing it out of proportion#ahahahahaaaa#ugh
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