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3gremlins · 4 hours ago

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omg i can't believe it took me all the way to play through number 2 to realize that bellara is actually a MAGE and they are reprising that "this? this is a bow? i'm definitely an archer" elf keeper joke with her (i also only clocked it b/c of banter with her and emmerich where he offers her a position in the mourn watch to come write academic papers with him and he refers to her as a mage and i was like WAIT WHAT lol)

#bellara #dragon age #dragon age the veilguard #the veilguard #veilguard spoilers #i think it's because i didn't watch any of the promotional material after that first trailer #like nothing #and the game doesn't really mention it that much and she's kinda styled like a rogue #sometimes i'm just slow too tho lol #datv #fen plays datv again #fen plays datv #text post #datv spoilers #im not a mage #like any magical weirdness could be her artifact arm? idk that's really funny tho

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joejhang · 10 hours ago

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every insane thing in arcane season 2 act 3

ep 7 was a masterpiece truly took me out

lowk really funny the way they cut from the happy, (almost) perfect world au to jayce hallucinating and eating raw meat

TIMEBOMB CANON????? lowk didn't see the appeal of it UNTIL NOW WTF WAS THATTTTT

au powder MY GIRLLLLL

dude they yassified silco in the au too. i'm hearing y'all out this time.

HEIMER???? he was such a real one bro

jayce hallucinating mel and viktor and the two of them being interchangeable/intertwined in his mind. which could mean nothing.

also on that note i KNEW everyone was too quick to judge my boy jayce GOD what an interesting character

the "pretend like it's the first time" thing kind of killed me a bit i might've cried a little

it really just proves WE COULD'VE HAD IT ALLLLLL

killing IS a cycle

jinx w her hair out was something i didn't know i needed

caitlyn and jinx's dynamic is SO YUM i need more of their tense interactions

caitvi argument like five mins into the episode lowk gave me life I LOVE ANGST

jinx and vi continue to kill me slowly

everyone who ever said vi gave up on jinx or was a bad older sister i hope u guys CHOKE on ur fucking words

caitvi sex scene...in a jail cell...bro they were wildin

"i saw someone" "i don't fucking care" SUCH A VI THING TO SAY GODDDD I LOVE THEM

they have sm chemistry god

somehow they made mel's character design even more gorgeous than before tf

viktor was lowk wildin but i don't really care i love that man

ngl i was kinda like "viktor baby what ru doing" somewhere in there but i knew they'd work it out

"i'll miss our talks" "no you won't" HAHAHAHHA SKY'S A REAL ONE

jinx boutta khs and then ekko stops her FOAMING AT THE MOUTHHHHH THEY DESERVED MORE SCREENTIME TOGETHER

i knew maddie was sus.

jayvik canon jayvik canon jayvik canon jayvik canon

honestly it would've been less gay if they kissed

everyone is DOOMED oh my god

jinx swooping in to save the day WHO ELSE CHEERED

lowkey i miss her twin tails but i get why she cut them

JINX AND VI FIGHTING TOGETHER AGAIN UGH SISTERHOOD

"i'm always with you sis" IT REALLY IS ABOUT THEM IT WAS ALWAYS ABOUT THEM

i actually don't think jinx is dead that scene w cait and the air vents isn't there for no reason

not mad about the open ending tho

SO impressed how they managed to tie so many loose ends together arcane creators you will always be famous

again love the fast pace it does it for me

also cait was looking SO FINE in that last scene i actually gasped when i saw her on screen i love women oh my god

shoutout to caitvi for being the ONLY couple that gets a happy ending in this fucking show

ekko MVP GIVE MY MAN HIS BREAD

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sneeb-canons · 3 months ago

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Fine and Mayday look SUPER similar. And have VERY similar wardrobes. It's so bad that only Jouse can reliably tell them apart, and he does that by scent. Mayday will use this to fuck with the rest of the Jashverse because "oh hey it's Fine :)" no that is NOT Fine. The biggest thing that sets them apart is their cadence! Mayday usually talks way faster than Fine (154 and 82 bpm respectively) BUT when Mayday slows down purposefully to seem more like Fine he's a little too slow! (halved speed is 77 bpm) So if he talks for too long and someone's paying very close attention they can notice "huh, that's not how Fine talks"! Also if he gets excited he slips back into going really fast which makes it very obvious lol (Fine also speeds up when excited but not near as much) [btw I'm not saying they talk at like. 154 bpm and whatnot. Just that's the song bpms which I used as inspo lol]

Headcanon #751

#chonny jash #submission #cj fine im fine #cj mayday #cj cjph #ooooo i like this one :0 #tho i like the idea that fif talks faster as lyrics are faster in the song #same for like count eleven #the both speed through talking cos theyd talk/sing their song fast as well #i mainly just say that cos itd be very funny for like CiD to talk INSANELY fast cos alone with my thoughts has a bpm of 178-180 #tho again that is kinda funny i like that #like bro u take like 5 measures to say the word Mayday and yet u talk like an auctioneer how

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elsecrytt · 3 months ago

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okay but jjk somnophilia is like

gojo "please please pleaaaaase let me put it in while you're sleeping PLEASE i swear i'll make you cum i proooomise please let's try it once pleeaaase. YOU can put it in ME whenever you want!!! any time any place anything you want in any of my holes!! wake me up with it!! it'll be soooo hot" satoru

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nanami "i have kink charts for both of us and they have sliding scales and notes section for each one. we can mark hard boundaries for what state of consciousness we want for ourselves or our partners, giving or receiving, what sex acts, etc. we'll set up a safe word and a safe gesture and then we can start trying things out" kento

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geto "sorry i fell asleep while eating you out, it will happen again. no, i won't stop eating you out when i fall unconscious. just tear me off your pussy if you don't like it" suguru

#jujutsu kaisen #jjk #jjk imagines #satoru gojo #kento nanami #suguru geto #gojo x reader #nanami x reader #geto x reader #gojo smut #nanami smut #geto smut #i am NOT a nanami girlie do not start expecting nanami content from me. however he is very funny and i love his contrast with gojo LMAOOO #to be clear gojo would not be bugging you about this unless he'd already confirmed you were into it #gojo is probably off putting for some people here but i frankly think he'd just be that desperate and pleading and thats super hot to me #geto tho. geto's just hilarious #again if you're not into somno just don't read this it aint for u. gojo will sound really pushy and creepy #tw: somnophilia #honestly i think nanami would pass out during/before sex just like geto but a lot of the nanami girlies aren't ready for that #the man is like 27 and he looks 40 AND he looked like this when he was??? 23 or smth??#nanami can definitely go super hard during sex but sometimes he will pass out on your lap while eating you out. man is tired.#lemon #sorry for the excess of tags this is such a short little thing and i kinda like how smol it is so i have to ACTUALLY tag tag it lol

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bacchuschucklefuck · 4 months ago

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and! barbarian!fig! its her

#fantasy high #dimension 20 #figueroth faeth #fh class quangle #if u look at the junior year design and think tifa lockhart: yeag #I already thought the cleric!gorgug junior year design kinda is very aerith so. lol #but! I do feel like these designs maybe portray the clearest arc out of all of them so far. I like that #some of it came from a bit of necessity which is really fun that mirrors the actual play format thats cool #(necessity being freshman year riz is pretty much a huge block of red flannel lmao. kinda stole figs canon color coding for a bit)#(and he's got the owlbear jacket from taping the games in sophomore year... so I cant give fig the big red blocking until #junior year lmao. coincidentally this forced me to be a bit more dynamic with her concept which is great)#her second pair of shoes very sonic tho. I kinda enjoy that lol #tbh I really love that canon gorgug is like in a pair of chucks 24/7 that is SO funny for a barbarian I hope to keep the energy going #with class swap fig I think a barbarian who wears like collector sneakers is awesome. the foot support is so important to their work #the general idea of a hyperfem girlypop barbarian still ticks for me tbh. idk enough abt the zeitgeist to know if thats passé now or not #but doing Fashion on ur job of bodily tearing ur opponent apart with the least flourish possible is just a hit for me #her knee brace is from like an injury back in her cheer days that she got by overexercising in hope of being good enough that #the team couldn't let her go. the team then used that same injury as a pretext to let her go #I think abt her arc tbh... fig's thing in canon junior year abt the point of her rebelling. I feel like a lot of it can also apply to rage #both knocking things over and holding onto things don't like. make anything new. destruction without at least a glimpse of a vision #of the after is ultimately a cynical defeatist point of view... strategic barbarianism for fig babeyy #yay! once again its time for me to Fucking Sleep. but hopefully I can hammer out a proper ref for riz and gorgug both in the #following week inbetween doing my job. its that time of da year lads (<- fully seasonal worker)

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reineydraws · 11 months ago

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wanted: marine hunter takanome mihawk

#shanks: oh i want him alright #dracule mihawk #takanome mihawk #one piece #one piece fanart #op fanart #i accidentally went way extra on this than i intended to 💀 i got bored waiting for my brother + my phone was charging #it was just supposed to be a b&w sketch with his eyes yellow or red but it got out of hand when i was like 'maybe i'll do skin for funsies'#ah well. im really starting to get into painting with this one brush. one day i'll merge it with the style i use more #cuz rn i tend to break out the painting only when i wamt smth a liiiiittle👌 more realistic.#i stress that 'little' bc calling my style 'realistic' in any sort of way feels inaccurate lol #i digress #i love imagining marine hunter mihawk being some teenage punk between the ages of 17 and 23 #idk when he became a warlord but if he had this epithet even before roger's death that would put him in mid-to-late teens #since at roger's execution he was 19 amd already had yoru #so it's kinda funny to imagine the marines being hunted by some teenager with dramatic sideburns and an even more dramatic sword #last post of the year! :)#i had no chill this month. pls dont expect anything on my blog again till march lol.#(im half-serious; im going on vacation for all of february and i have some prior pieces i need to focus on in jan haha. we'll see tho!)

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xxplastic-cubexx · 24 days ago

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your fridge-build , original-red-and-purple-oufit magneto showed up in my dream yesterday and i was so unprepared it woke me up

reading this made me cackle for like a solid minute gjAELKGJAK he just wanted to say hi ....

leaving you with a fridge-magnet-sized magneto. so hopefully he can say hi again but less intimidatingly

#fave #i have to fave this i need to be reminded that this happened once in a while this is so funny #xmen #magneto #snap sketches #PLEASSEE THATS SO SILLY JVLKAJLKJ IM SORRY/YOURE WELCOME???#i dont think anyones ever dreamt of my art thats so silly and flattering #what was he doing ... what he just floating in the corner ..... please im still not over this its so funny ...#on that note tho im so bad at remembering dreams i never have them really #i used to have dreams a lot as a kid/teenager but they were mostly- if not all now that i think of it- nightmares #HOWEVER. i will say that like. a lil bit after i rewatched first class for the third time #i got a dream or two one with mcavoy and the other with film charles #the mcavoy dream was just that i met him in greece or something and i think the charles dream was at the school #they were both nice dreams so Am I Complaining absolutely not #just reminds me of the time when i binge watched an actor's movies and i had dreams of him for a whole week #in one of them he was making fun of me but it was in whatever semblance of japanese my brain could bs so it wasnt that bad #but it kinda was cause Since It Was A Dream i understood what he said but anwyays .... not important #THE OTHER DREAMS WERENT BAD THO he was my dad in one. aaand the other uhh.. i forget ...#i must stress me dreaming is such an oddity so these were so like. Oh Yeah Im Capable Of Dreaming JVLKAJK #very weird feeling waking up from a dream is what im tryna say .. i think ...#very funyn .... anyways i hope magneto visits you in your dreams again whether hes built like a semi or like a bug #just for the cosmic comedy of it all

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herman-draws · 1 year ago

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fuck you *posts cringe on main (again)*

#most of these are old again #im kinda busy lately #i love drawing them tho it's like therapy but free /j #quirrelhollow #hk gijinka #hollow knight gijinka #hollow knight #the hollow knight #quirrel #btw the third pic is like one of the first my arts with them i still think it's a funny one

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kimquatz · 3 months ago

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i'm always grateful that tumblr still has fully customizable profiles bc there are little else other places i can still get the joy of putting page dolls on my profile LMFAO

#also hi i changed my icon #first time i have in maybe like 5 yrs LOL #might change it again in the future tho who knows this one's kinda temp but funny

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wu-wakfu-undertale · 21 days ago

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Re-watching wakfu for the first time in years and s1 Yugo was so silly???

dude discovered he could make portals at will and his first thought after actually acknowledging it is "i can do so many cool pranks with this"

#he was just a kid..... guys he was just a kid....#HE WAS SO SILLY #also the fact that after eva told him they used to call amalia princess gobball he just laughs at it ☠️#was he 12? i think he was in s1 #why dont they ever celebrate characters bdays tho #thinking over it now there was little to no chill time for these guys #sure there was a good amount of non plot stuff to get to know the characters but like #idk? ummm like in the first ova they gave them some chill time and i wish they had done that more #s4 was an amalgamation of “FUCK NOT AGAIN JFC”#OH ACTUALLY #there was (1) episode with chill time and i loved it #despite having gone thru alot of effort to be like look!!! chibi and grougal!!! theyre bros!!! yugo spent like. 5 minutes of screentime #with them. like actually being their brother.#and like it was kinda funny because imagine like the world sorta blowing up a little and then ur child comes back just to say #'dad im rlly fucking upset. ive been to the house of the gods btw. and i met my mom.'#alibert mustve been so fkn confused hdhdbd #then again. its like. average shit for his son #alibert went from gay dad with his lil guy from a species he does not know of who basically works a farm inn to like #a literal demigod. he def has made some enemies #i remember the most abt yugo bec the hyperfix was strongest on him #current thoughts on the others in the brotherhood:#tristepin: yugos nickname did not translate well into en lmao. also my guy pls stop harrassing women?? he gets an arc ik but like. my guy.#yes specifically s1 them #amalia: i mean. she does in fact act like a spoiled 13 yr old. but like. girl they did u kinda dirty.#eva: they also did you kinda dirty. love that your the only one just sick of everyones logic defying shit.#ruel: yk what. no notes. that is the most realistic old man ive ever seen. hes hilarious #az: this mf gets his ass in trouble every five seconds. u can tell he grew up with yugo. also according to s4 he gets bitches so XD #wu's rewatch notes #thats what im calling this #wakfu

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whereismyhat5678 · 5 months ago

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Man, ngl I haven’t drawn those two gay Italiens in a while-

Think this a good warm up? ✨✨

#Pizza Tower #This is for the funnies #They’re swapping spit like regular ol Italien’s do dw!#they look kinda bad tho I need to get back in the groove again 😵‍💫#Peppino x Gustavo #I’m putting this on the actual tag oh god #Peppino #Gustavo #Sketch

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quirkle2 · 9 months ago

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this is technically a screenshot redraw but it got outta hand at the end. wanted to try out one of those giant pixel LED screen effects

#qkdraws #id in alt #finished the feb redraw just in time <3a singular day to spare #i like gettin funky w these it's fun. glad i got to experiment even if i was tight on time #kinda wanna do the screen effect again but Different . soon ...........#mob psycho #mob psycho 100 #mp100 #mp100 ritsu #ritsu kageyama #eyestrain #ritsu <3im holding him like the bug he is in my hands #ilike him a lot. he's sillay #these aren't all going to be ritsu redraws. as if u could stop me if they were tho #in my beautiful mind he's fighting somebody in times square. bc that's rly funny to me #whys he there . who put him there. who brought him to america why would they do that to him #pause i just googled what the NYC screens r actually called and they are named ''spectaculars'' and ''jumbotrons''#which is . so dumb. i love it

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triglycercule · 20 days ago

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hhhhidea...,,,, CUTE idea (kinda?) dust reading to phantom papyrus during night to lull him to sleep,,,, but really its just a way for him to pretend that everythings not really that shit (as if phantom paps isn't just dust's denial incarnate) and to help him NOT wake up because of a nightmare again or something

(and just because i can't resist now im imagining this with mtt. not that dust stopped reading to paps in place of killer and horror (because he wouldnt he simply wouldn't) but now the two join them for storytime. horror knocks out pretty damn fast and eventually dust falls asleep too after he makes sure that paps is satisfied with the amount he read and then killer's just left to sit there. maybe he tries to fall asleep maybe he doesn't,,,, maybe he picks up the book and continues reading but EITHERWAY,,,,,, this scene in my head so 💥💥💥😇😇😇)

#sweet soft mtt taking OVER triglycercule's brain has been invaded with them.........#horror probably sleeps like a rock man. dust is a very very very light sleeper. killer doesn't sleep at all and when he does #its just like that half asleep state. better than nothing tho....... those weeks of not sleeping probably leads to the most delicious naps #now in an ideal world killer learns to get a proper sleep schedule even if he can't feel his exhaustion #however in MY mtt dominated world killer doesn't fix his sleep habits and instead just takes a shitton of naps everywhere #they killerfied the house (made everything softer to sleep on) and killer always has 2 walking pillows to sleep on #sure he might not get 8 hours of sleep like during night. but he got that over the day so its ok TRUSY #this surely wont have any bad side effects but whatever its the mtt since when do they care about PROPER habits. if it works it works #ik i aaaaalways say hrkl wouldn't like phantom paps and find it weird but also now im considering #like. them being jealous of dust for always having kinda papyrus with him #like damn..... horror fucked up his brother permanently. he will never get the old paps back #and killer doesnt want to see his papyrus again because then he thinks hell just ruin everything again #but dust gets to talk and laugh and joke with his paps all the time!!! he got it better than them and thats just cus he hallucinates!!!! wt #i mean phantom paps isnt a 1:1 version of papyrus but hes close enough in my eyes #another idea....... horror (and maybe killer if he warms up to it) hanging out with dust JUST to talk to phantom paps #dust could easily just lie about what phantom paps says (although unless he had a reason he wouldnt risk upsetting paps like that methinks)#but theres something there. something something toxic mttpoly dynamic or whatever idc man. im in the mood for FLUFF!!!!!!!!!!#i think it would be funny if phantom paps says dusts deepest thoughts about hrkl. and then if he wants to say it dust has to filter it a LO #they could be sitting near killer and phantom paps would provide a detailed description of why killer has the mannerisms of a cat #and then dust would (hesitantly) agree to everything paps said (he was thinking it too) but when killer looks back at him #(he's been staring at killer for the past 10 minutes to see if what paps said was right) dust just says like. you remind me of a cat #OR BETTER YET he doesn't wanna admit that he thought of that so he just says paps says you remind him of a cat #insert horror version of this moment here. and killer quickly realizes that dust's just using papyrus as an excuse for why he says stuff #like that sometimes. horror just thinks dust's a weirdo freak (but unlike killer he takes the little observations to heart. loser)#killer sans #horror sans #dust sans #murder time trio #utmv #tricule hc

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angelpuns · 1 month ago

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Me when I realise I literally am in the exact same situation as I was when I lived in the apartment and am in fact being taken advantage of haha why does this keep happening :)

#i think have been a lot actually #thinking about when I basically was a live in maid for my parents cause i didnt have a job #haha #yeah #cries #anyway that sucks but i 'owe them' so ig i cant really so anything bout it :/#tw vent #it is kinda funny tho #like damn im really out here just letting people take advantage of my inability to rrlaz again huh #idk i am also probably just being dramatic #blowing it out of proportion #ahahahahaaaa #ugh

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carnivalcarriondiscarded · 8 months ago

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i love haircuts. i cant stop petting the back of my skull

#ITS SO FUZZY!!!!#ITS BEEN SO LONG SINCE IVE BUZZED THE BACK!!!#im so smooth and streamlined... like a Seal...#Yes my head is cold. oh but i feel so so free #and! AND! it will make wearing hairnets so much easier & more comfortable #it was very funny tho #the stylist gave me the rundown on what she did #and added that she kept it kinda soft looking to give it a more Feminine feel while still being a masc haircut #as i stood there. in my pin-covered vest. Not Giving A Shit lmaooo #like thank you??? i am going to make it look masc as fuck anyway #i Do appreciate her attention to detail tho! she was very thorough!#it should grow out nicely until i trim it again #absolutely unprompted #tho i miss my lil' sideburns... i let her buzz the sides/back a bit too short...#when will they return from the war...#man i love getting my hair cut tho #i usually Hate it when anyone is in my space bubble but... sigh. its nice #i can just sit and space out while my hair gets cleaned up <3 #its odd. i dont like being touched Except for when its my hair - which i am extremely particular about. i contain multitudes #SIDE NOTE TONIGHT I HAVE HEARD MY FIRST FROG SYMPHONY #opened the back door and!!! Frogs!!! whoa! there's Creatures out there!

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fallen6253 · 7 months ago

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The Stars Have Fallen to Earth, Can You Imagine That?

Tanned skin. White hair. Dark eyes. Their gaze moves slow, steady, makes its way to the window of a subway car. In the brief moment it passes by, a small head with black hair peeks through.

There was no eye contact. But they knew the other was there. On some subconscious level, as if their very essence were attuned to one another.

A rumble. The car trembles. Then it shakes. Suddenly it's been thrown off the course of eternity and into a place of being known.

The subway crashes into solid ground.

A dreaming boy wakes up.

Miles away, a priestess known for denying god staggered in her footsteps. Another migraine. Another message.

Accompanied, for the first time, by an earthquake.

Huh. New.

The priestess picks up a pen and paper and rushes to a place hidden in darkness.

A young man, hair and eyes as dim as night alight with stars, is waiting for her at the door to a beautiful home. He walks her to a sitting room, tables set to the tone of a business meeting as if that was what this was.

Business as usual.

Of course. It is.

He has a message about this world’s newest arrival. And…a request.

She says this looking towards a man known for his wit and wile. Brown eyes saturated to a dulcet red. Blood red hair. Clothes fitting and comfortable.

He was on vacation.

Was.

The note warned first and foremost that nobody would hear from the god for a while. Apparently bringing stars down from the sky costs quite a bit. Well, that was what the note said, but the one reading it did not know its meaning yet.

The note then told them that the epicenter of that earthquake was near his home, and the damage to the forest should not be too drastic, since the cause was made of stardust and dream remnants and memories far too old to recall anymore. It should fade with time, as all memories do. By then it will return to creation and merge with the forest. Again, the reader did not know what that meant. He could only guess some things.

But the last lines caught his attention. For two reasons.

The first being the mention of a child. Far too young and far too ancient for all that it has seen. The second reason being that this god made a request. Not some mission with a reward. Not some threat or warning with a clue as to how these mortals would react. A genuine request he could choose to ignore completely without consequence since the god was indisposed. A sincere gesture for help that does not involve favors or world-blaming calamities.

This being known for death asked a single mortal to save a helpless existence.

And for once the person reading it did not think about rejecting it at all.

He could be annoyed about it, something crashlanding into his forest, but…

There’s a kid that needs help first, we can yell at god for throwing him here later.

Do you think the plotting protagonist kept a library with stories of others like him? Of dying worlds and forgotten names and tired heroes who made too many mistakes?

Edited, bc I have had a title for it and I just didn't change the post for some reason.

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