#this would be perfect

[pankiepoo]

bot's bantastic beatures

[via01lactea]

Hey

I’ve seen this before

I don’t know where tho

[arwenkenobi48]

Somebody really ought to commission Landon McDonald to read out the entirety of Go The Fuck To Sleep as Enmu bc that would not only be utterly hilarious, but would legitimately help me fall asleep

[plathfiles]

I need someone to make a Spencer or MGG edit with Juno by Sabrina Carpenter! Please 😩

[cantstayawaycani]

Hozier is doing Pop Up shows for Eat Your Young! I have another chance to get tix tomorrow @10AM PT!!!!

Y'all PLEASE PRAY FOR ME.]

[cosmixsaystoast]

i just sat in the shower talking to myself for about a hour and a half about who would win in these fights

omni man vs sissifies prime (or minos prime)

omni man vs V1 (or V1 AND V2)

the whole ultrakill cast vs omni man

something wicked and how omni man cause turn him into a basketball and dunk his ass so hard he splatters like V2 in the second fight in less than 5 seconds

V1 is strong but what if we gave him perks?

fr these need answers

[jisungshotfirst]

seunghwan should move to wake one and debut with woonggi sungmin haruto and hanbin and then taerae can join them once he's done zb1-ing and the world would be so perfect

[underlings-cave]

shark teeth arrow. shark teeth arrow. shark teeth arrow!!!! SHARK TEETH ARROWS

<— always struggles to get enough gravel for arrows

<— also loves sharks

i couldn't reblog this gem so here you go

(donations)

[daftpatience]

slow down for your disabled friends. thats like a bare minimum kindness that we shouldnt have to ask for. i love that youre so quirky and walking fast is a cool personality trait to you and all that but i bet you can count your physically disabled friends on less than one hand

[shrubsparrow]

It's in the eye of the beholder

[ratt-teeth]

my grandma sent me a picture of my dog with his new xmas present and i need a fucking inhaler LOOK AT HIM

oh to feel a fraction of the unbridled joy he is experiencing

[humming-fly]

I love how Gerald was trying to keep Shadow from spoiling anything about the future meanwhile literally everything Shadow says and does around Maria is the biggest death flag ever

[lavendervirgos]

Let's just cuddle naked and if it slips in, it slips in

[dolphin-writer]

Dan/Dante definitely getting confused as Ares. And everyone is worried. Like Ares is a WW enemy so there is definitely concern.

Hero EMT/Field Medic Danny Au

Like maybe due to all his scraps and bumps as Phantom, Danny ends up getting EMT and Field Medic training or starts studying to be one. Cause hey this will be helpful later he just knows it. Plus he could go into medical engineering (or what ever the field is called that invents medical devices) with hi Fenton Mad Scientist smarts and hyoerfocusing on healing others instead of hunting Ghosts.

A few decades or centuries down the line, Danny is now ghost king and retired from Phantom. His advisors believe he needs a vacation. And ooh look what Clockwork found- a universe with heroes. So off he goes to DC universe.

Except, his core is demanding he help some way..but there are so many heroes. Perhaps instead of being a hero, he could help the heroes.

Que Danny slapping on domino mask, tying his hair back, grabbing his old modified Fenton field medic uniform and the Patented Fenton Medical Bag (which is like the Mary Poppins bag but for medical supplies). And h doesn't even bother going Ghost. He can use his powers in human form but he does so sparingly- like lifting a building off a trapped hero or civilian, icing a wound to stop the bleeding until h can get them some where safe and duplicating himself to help in disaster relief. Suddenly there are reports of a mysterious masked meta field medic showing up at big villain battles or the aftermath of another invasion and running disaster relief and helping civilian and hero alike. Many young heroes tell their mentors of a masked medic who helped patch them up. So on ad so forth.

[gayrudeboys]

yesterday i was ringing up an old man at work and he asked if i wanted to see his pride and joy, pulled out his wallet, and in the place where you’d keep a picture of like your family he had this