#this would be a gen fic ofc

[pinep-ne]

I will never stop exploring absurd aus........ I need to redraw + expand on 70s Charthur and Space Arthur and 1930's Marythur. I need to draw Beach Episode Charthur. And a rdr2 Top Gun au. Circus au (ringmaster Dutch). Medieval au. SPACE OPERA. Jurassic Park. Formula 1. 1917. Fucking.Everything. Let's be miles out of left field from canon. Put my boy in a space suit NOW!!!!!

[insufferablemod]

yall got any dave centric fanfic recs??

[maraudersidk]

The next gen era has sm potential but people just don't wanna see it. Like what i love about them is there's not alot of canon and even CC is usually ignored so u can literally write whatever.

And they don't have a war looming over them unlike their parents and grandparents they can enjoy their childhood (unlike their parents) and their adulthood (unlike their grandparents)

Also i feel like because of this it's such a nice area to represent neurodivergent characters because i feel like even tho most characters were not neurotypical they didn't get the chance to have the freedom to understand that part of them because they were well yk dying

I have so many hcs and if i could write i would so many fics but my pacing is so bad, but lwk this makes me want to write oneshots for my rair pairs.

Also i may or may not have made post of them gay but like who's gonna stop me😝🤷🏻‍♀️

[cryinggirlnamedhelen]

hiii can you do bllk boys pulling a prank telling you they're gonna shave their head off 🥀

food 🍰🧁🧃🍪🍡🌮🍟🍨🍵

yeyeyeyeyyeyeyeye ofc! also to anyone who’s curious, 2000 event fics are 100% coming! still just planning n trying to find motivation.

𝐛𝐫𝐨 𝐢𝐬 𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐨 𝐢𝐠𝐚𝐠𝐮𝐫𝐢💀

𝐂𝐇𝐈𝐆𝐈𝐑𝐈 𝐇𝐘𝐎𝐌𝐀

“i’m shaving my hair off.”

you stare at chigiri, eyes constantly flickering from his hair to his eyes. “you wouldn’t.”

“i would.”

“you wouldn’t.”

“i would.”

“have you spent a little bit too long with the bald guy at blue lock?”

he sighed. “are you just going to keep going on like this until i comply?” he didn’t need you to reply to know the answer. you nodded.

“hyoma, you would never cut off your long and beautiful and precious and perfect and amazing and glorious and luscious and soft hair. you’ve spent too long maintaining it, and you’ve used too much of my hair oil to cut it.” you muttered. he sent you a quick glare.

“you give me hair oil, i give you the princess treatment. isn’t this a fair deal?”

“not at all. plus, i’m the one who always ends up giving you princess treatment.”

“it’s an excellent deal.”

you sighed. “that was a waste of time. i know damn well that you’d never cut off your precious hair. if our house was burning down, you’d run out immediately even if there was a chance to save me just so your hair wouldn’t get burned.”

“you know me too well.”

𝐌𝐈𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐄𝐋 𝐊𝐀𝐈𝐒𝐄𝐑

“I’m shaving my hair off.”

“oh, thank god. finally, i don’t need to see that ugly ass rat tail the first thing in the morning anymore.” you said, not even sparing him a glance from your phone.

kaiser’s jaw dropped, raising an eyebrow. “is this really what you think of my hair?” he picked up the blue strands of his hair, caressing them as if they were his children. you gave him a side eye.

“yes.”

“this is breaking my heart so much. i can’t do this anymore.”

“obviously, you’re not actually going to cut off your hair.”

this time, kaiser gave you a side glance. “of course i’m not going to.” you signed, finally truly looking at him.

“you looked better with natural and long white blonde hair.” you muttered. “like the type you had when you were 16 ish.”

“what, you want me to take a trip down memory lane or something?” kaiser murmured, a few blood vessels popping out of his temple. you sighed; he would 100% get ragebaited by 12 year olds n the internet.

“yes, i do. and i want you to remember the time when your hair wasn’t a fucking rat tail. this shit is not tuff. no point in trying to cosplay as ratatouille.”

“i hate you.”

𝐈𝐓𝐎𝐒𝐇𝐈 𝐒𝐀𝐄

“i’m shaving my hair off.”

“what?! nonononono—my beautiful, magnificent, wonderful, amazing, perfect, glorious king sae; whenever i complained about your hair, i only ever wanted you to let your bangs down, not shave all of it off entirely!” you cried.

“it’s—“

“please, i’ll get on my knees and i’ll go to every single one of your matches and never pretend to get sick again and i promise I’ll do anythinggggg!”

“it’s a prank. and you were pretending to be sick just to skip my match?”

oh.

oops.

“oh, so like, about that…” you managed a shaky grin, fiddling with your fingers. “just a joke. ha ha. ha ha ha.”

sae’s eyes went downcast, staring at you as if you just admitted to using gen alpha slang. “liar.”

“okay, maybe once. actually, maybe twice. uh, just kidding. buuuut it’s only 3 times! and i promise i’ll neverrrrrr do it again.” you exclaimed. “but do let you bangs down once in a while.”

“no.”

[luxcuriousao3]

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[irisintheafterglow]

blood moonlit, must be counterfeit

summary: a guy at a party has a really good dynamight costume, and you two get to talking about your favorite heroes. (pro!bakugo x you)

wc: 1.68k

cw/tags: swearing ofc cuz it's bakugo, mentions of drinking and alcohol, halloween party, first meeting, emotionally constipated katsuki and reader is kinda oblivious lol

note: NEW HALLOWEEN HEADER BABY also this idea had me by the throat so i needed to write it down before it consumed my entire psyche. i'm back to writing for bakugo again because iykyk and halloween fics are giving me a lot of motivation right now. hope you enjoy!

likes, reblogs, and replies are always appreciated <3

“I have to admit–your costume is pretty damn good.”

“Yeah? Just ‘pretty good?’”

“Mhmm. Almost looks like the real thing,” you remark, taking another sip of the dangerously sweet jungle juice in your cup. It's an unreadable mix of bad ideas and bold flirtation, perfect for a Halloween party of barely 21 adults. The blonde guy beside you on the worn leather couch tilts his head slightly like he's re-affirming what you just said in his mind. “I think the real Dynamight would be impressed.”

“Would he, now,” he huffs under his breath, mouth curling into an unreadable smirk. He exhales a quick breath of what you think is amusement through his nose, eyes flicking over your body for the umpteenth time since he sat down with you. It makes your face heat up and you casually avert your gaze downward, catching more details of his costume that you didn’t notice before. 

The gauntlets were obviously the star of the arrangement, covered in numerous scratches, burns, and dents that attested to their “battle” usage. The boots were impressive, too, and you wondered how long it took to place every individual orange eyelet over the front of each calf. The cinder block rectangles sitting on his broad shoulders truly looked like real stone, solid like the toned muscle holding them up. It was the domino mask that threw you off the most, though. The guy must have been wearing bright red contacts, or something, because to look so similar to the actual Pro should have been considered a crime. 

“Who’d you come to the party with?”

“Just some friends,” he replies, shrugging an infuriatingly sexy shoulder. His entire look was putting the real Dynamight to shame, in your opinion. He nods upward in the direction of a guy in an equally accurate Deku costume standing with a very convincing Shoto lookalike. “They dared me to wear this and I lost the bet.”

“Must have been some bet, if you’re moping over here like a toddler.” The shrewdness of your words escapes you until they’re already past your lips; thankfully, he just smirks again and leans his head back, resting an arm on the back of the sofa.

“I’ll ignore that you said that, 'cause you're clearly intoxicated” he mutters, shooting you a brutal side-eye. Thanks to the alcohol, though, you’re far from deterred. 

“How gracious,” you chuckle and his smirk gets a little more arrogant. “What was the bet?”

“Some dumb drinking contest. That asswipe in the green can put down more shots than he looks.” He scowls and you fight down the urge to giggle at his bitter expression. He was the only guy you’ve ever seen that could make a grumpy face look hot. The only guy besides Bakugo himself, of course. “I wouldn’t have worn this shit to a party to save my life.”

“What, Dynamight isn’t your favorite Pro?”

“I’m more of an All Might guy,” he replies nonchalantly. He appreciates the classic heroes. Good sign. “If I had to choose a different one, I’d probably say Jeanist.”

“Jeanist is pretty cool. My best friend had a cardboard cutout of Eraserhead in her closet growing up.” He barks out a laugh and it startles you, but a mysterious feeling in your stomach wants to make him do it again. “What do you think of the current gen of heroes?” He hums thoughtfully, running his tongue over his top lip and you swallow back your drool.

“Red Riot’s a good guy. Deku pisses me the fuck off, but he’s got a good head on his shoulders. Same thing with Pinky and that Half-and-Half asshat. Chargebolt…” His expression turns into a frown so deep you’re worried that Chargebolt killed his family or something heinous like that. 

“What about him?”

“He’s just dumb. If given the choice between his life and a grain of sand, I’d take the sand,” he deadpans and you choke unexpectedly, wincing as your drink travels up the wrong tube and into your nose. His eyes widened in concern, reaching out to pat your back but deciding against it at the last moment. His glove-covered hands hover around you like you’re radioactive matter, carefully watching as you regain your composure. “You good, nerd?” Uses the same vocabulary as the real guy, too. Kind of weird, but I guess we all have our idols. 

“Yeah, I’m good. I just didn’t expect you to badmouth him like you two were friends from high school or something,” you joke lightheartedly and the guy blinks at you twice before computing what you said. 

“It’s whatever. They’re super fuckin’ easy to read, in any case,” he states with an air of finality and you down the rest of your drink, the dim lighting starting to blur everything around you into a single greenish-orange blob. “What about you? What are your thoughts on the new gen?”

“I can’t make such bold judgments as you, but I do think Dynamight is pretty cool,” you admit, suddenly feeling a little bashful when having the same question turned on you. The truth was, you followed the lives of the heroes a bit too closely than the average person should. It fascinated you so much that you were majoring in Quirk-specific journalism, studying the social and economic consequences of being a Pro. “I think his public persona is an interesting case when compared to other heroes.”

“How so?”

“Well, I’d like to imagine that he’s not always the loud, arrogant, obnoxious piece of shit that the press shows,” you start and narrow your eyes in confusion when he flinches at your description. You continue anyway but choose your words a little more carefully. Probably isn’t good to upset the guy who might have fashioned functioning gauntlets, if the costume truly is accurate. “There’s a side to him that I think the public doesn’t know about and doesn’t care to know about, since it’s easier to understand him as a loudmouth with no sense of manners. I just wonder who that guy is under all the yelling and testosterone.” His silence is deafening and you worry that you somehow offended him, but his tone is so gentle that your assumption becomes an impossibility.

“Seems like you’ve given this guy a great deal of thought,” he says lowly, voice barely audible over the sound of the blaring house music. 

“Well, he is my favorite,” you add quietly, not expecting him to catch what you said. He does, though, and that mischievous smirk returns to his face. Somehow, you two had inched closer together over the course of your conversation, and you were now close enough to smell his cologne. It was something deep and smoky, with a surprise note of sweetness, like caramel. “I’ve been following his hero career since I was in high school.”

“I didn’t take you for a superfan, but I do appreciate your support,” he chuckles and your eyebrows furrowed in confusion. “You seriously haven’t figured it out?”

“Figured what out?”

“That I’m Dynamight, stupid. This is my actual costume and those are my actual friends. Hell, I'm paying for this whole shitty party,” he says incredulously, genuinely shocked that you didn’t come to that conclusion already. Your skepticism, however, rears its head and you burst out into rude laughter. 

Dynamight? Yeah, right. More like Dyna-maybe. 

“Excuse me?” He stares at you like you’d grown three heads and your heart drops into your stomach. You must have said your thoughts out loud. Fuck! “You’ve got some nerve, testing the patience of a Pro.” His words, under any other circumstances, would have cut down your pride like a knife. However, his eyes were conveying a different story, one of lust and want and holyshityouwantedhim. “Got anything to say, sweetheart? Or are you gonna just keep gaping like a fuckin’ goldfish?” You abruptly snap your jaw back into place, leaning your head into your hand and smiling in triumph when his gaze again uncontrollably rakes over your body.  

“I’ll believe it when I see it.”

“See what, gorgeous?”

“That a Pro kisses better than a normal person,” you murmur and his pupils blow to the size of pool balls. He wastes no time, gently but firmly grabbing your chin with two fingers and pulling your mouth onto his. His lips are ridiculously soft and you muster up the courage to bite him softly, heartbeat racing when he groans into your mouth. One arm drapes itself over the back of the couch, the other pulling you as close to him as humanly possible without practically sitting on him. Your hand combs through his hair and the other keeps him on you by the back of his neck.

Right when you run out of breath, he pulls away and swears colorfully at the phone buzzing in his pocket, answering it with one hand while his forearm is still pressed against your lower back. You absentmindedly trace his jawline with a finger while he curses out the person on the other line, eventually chucking the device over his shoulder like it was the last thing he was thinking about. “You need to go somewhere, sweetheart?” He lightly pinches your side at your mockery and you jump, flicking his forehead in defiance. 

“Nah, that was a job for Dynamight. Right now, I guess I’m still fuckin' Dyna-maybe,” he rasps and leans back in to kiss you again but you push his face away, giving him as sober of a look as possible. “What?”

“If you need to go kick ass, then go kick ass. I’m just some random makeout at a party,” you remind him, painfully aware of the sting if he was to leave you alone. His expression contorts into indignancy again but you still try to convince him to alleviate whatever situation he was called in for. “Your job is more important than a hookup.”

“I don’t do hookups, dumbass. I’m interested in you,” he states plainly and your face is set on fire. The Pro, who you just insulted to his face, was interested in you? “So, let’s get out of here, yeah? I can make you dinner that isn’t shitty pizza.” His mouth breaks into a devilish grin and you’re already grabbing onto his hand like your life depended on it. 

“If someone messes with us?”

“It’s a good thing I’m already in costume.” 

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[the-moon-files]

Man, I love the trope of aliens being terrified of humans, and I've seen some fics of human!reader reacting differently to stuff like posions/plants in hyrule, but this is in another level! We are indestructible! I mean, I could live on Death Mountain! With the Gorons! It's literally a dream come true!

Also, the urge this would give me to give them all the hugs and piggy back rides whenever it gets cold/windy/whatever extreme condition.

If Hylians would be surprisingly light, would they be light enough for me to pick up Time? Just get that big ass man with a bunch of armor on my back? Because new need unlocked.

NEW NEED UNLOCKED INDEEEEDDD. (touches my fingertips together like a villain up to no good)

CREDIT FOUND!! (Who did it first!):

IDK who it was but someone mentioned in a rlly old 2023-2022? LU x human reader post abt the hylians being lighter in comparison to humans!! If i find who it is, or if u recognize u wrote abt smth similar pls leave a comment so I can @ you!! /gen

@wayfayrr :D ive been in humans are space orcs fandom (is it a fandom? More like endless AU idea ppl wrote abt on tumblr) for Years, and ofc i never thought to put with Loz this past year or 2 getting into this fandom dammit - UR WORKS AMAZING THANK YOU SM FOR MERGING MY 2 FAVS AND LIKING/REBLOGGING THIS HOT MESS 😭😭

GOD i NEED to play TP bc u can hold cats like this?? and u get to see LINK do it??? 😭😭

Sun: technically Masc! Reader but not explicit (you/he/him), coule be Gender Neutral, Human Reader

Orbit: headcanons-ish

Stars: The Classic Chain of Links

Comets & Meteors: Content: in Four’s desc. mentioned “diving into chest”, & Triggers: none known.

Please comment if I missed any. /gen

☆

A kinda 2nd part/expansion to this post!

no bc the “i can live wherever tf i want” was secretly part of why i wrote that post (so sue me, i wanna be able to follow wild around his hyrule w/o getting nuked)

OMFG SO GLAD SOMEONE WANTS TO TALK ABT HOW AFFECTIONATE YOU’D GET BC OF THIS TOWARDS THE LINKS (anduseitasanexcusehahai mean what? whatd i say??)

There’s only 2 types of Links in this hyrule(s):

Who’s already down with being cuddled at the slightest/not so slightest inconvenience??:

Wild

(unsurprisingly, also if anyone teases him he just teases right back that not only is it “for survival”, but also look he’s “getting Guide Cuddles™️ and You’re Not” lmao,

would sleep right up against ur bedroll every night if u let him, likes when you commit to the cuddle (even if he goes a little red), like wrapping arms + legs around him, adores fireside cuddles, has said on multiple occasions that nothing makes him feel safer than holding onto you, and how he can’t go back to doing things like this on his own anymore 😭😭😭

his favorite cuddle is whatever you give him LMAO u can always count on Wild if your ever feeling like u need to cuddle smth blonde and cute lol - he constantly offers or initiates it himself <33 )

Sky

another unsurprising one, his favorite time to cuddle is when it’s cold outside, or windy, and he can just get under a blanket and take a nap with you,

esp if it’s both and he can convince you to lay partially on him for heated + weighted human blanket purposes, he’s literally staring at you with sparkles in his eyes as soon as a breeze goes by lol

his Loftwing/Crimson wasn’t rlly able to fly u long distances u find out!! :( Hylians are just so light that ofc that explains why they can ride these pelican/ostrich creations for hours, whereas the bird can only rlly manage 20 minutes of low flying with you (+ Sky) on its back, but that’s fine, bc u figured out how to “shield surf” rlly fast down slopes to keep up with Sky flying low, and by “shield surfing” i mean, shocking Wild into jaw-dropped silence as he watches you fly by completely barefoot 👍

(after all, ur skin has to be pretty tough/thick to be able to handle the weather/environmental conditions, and finding out u can withstand lava? yeah this is nothing turns out)

secretly loves piggyback rides, but never asks, u just see him get this look in his eyes, and shuffling in place just behind you lol

Wind

touch starved, but what Link isnt lol

his favorite is piggyback rides, since he was raised by his grandma, and there weren’t a whole lot of close, young adults to pick him up as a kid

so now, he takes FULL advantage of u being able to easily pick him up lol

one time u guys were going uphill while a pleasant breeze was blowing-

actually it was gale force winds.

but ur you, so it took Wind flying backwards into you to realize. he also screeched at you for “ABANDONING ME- YOURE GONNA MAKE ME, A LITTLE GUY LIKE ME, CRAWL UP THIS?? HOW COULD YOU-” you give him piggy back rides whenever it’s windy.

will treat u like his own personal ship whenever ur both in the water, which consists of him yelling sailor terms like “turn starboard! raise the sails!” while sitting on ur shoulders while u get slammed (gently buffeted, really) by waves

Hyrule

shy, shy, shy, shy-

the quintessential:

“👉👈 🥺 is it okay, if we maybe hug rn?? I'm just rlly cold, and i know u said you didnt mind, and I saw Wild and Sky just laying on you, sorry if this is weird-”

Hyrule, sweets, you literally love him more than life itself, of course you’ll cuddle the fairy boy

the more excited he gets = the more likely to jump on ur back/wrap his arms around ur waist happily, esp since he’s an extra cutie patootie and will subconsciously seek u out if the environment gets a little rough

Sets an Amazing example for the other Links, not too clingy when ur busy, great at latching onto ur back when things get tough for him, asks politely and thanks you everytime he gets down <3

Hyrule is eternally fascinated by whatever u do, u just walk thru flood waters like it’s nothing and while the rest are used to it by now, he’s the only Link looking at you like your some kind of god 💗💘💖💕🙈

accidentally squeezed ur arm muscles one time when he saw u doing that thing where u curl ur arm and Wind/Wild were able to hang off of it,

you both just stared at each other for a solid minute before his ears turned down and he went completely red and apologized profusely for 5 minutes, before you just scooped him up too lmao (his face after tho)

Four

depending on the cuddle he gets shy sometimes, even worse if more than 1 Link is looking at you two, in which he will attempt to escape ur arms.

keyword being attempt.

you just wrap ur legs around him and trap him instead lol

likes to cuddle you somehow where he’s not in the way but you can keep doing whatever it is you were busy with

if he splits, then u can fucking bet Red is the first to dive into ur chest- unless there is literally, actively, a threat right in front of him, he’s going for it lol, Green loves to wrap his arms around one of yours and just hang off u all day, Blue will wait until ur sitting somewhere and flop on ur legs to purposely trap u there, the little shit, and Vio just likes hugs. he’s such a sweetheart, he just loves being wrapped up and wrapping you up 🥺

And who must be Convinced. (most to least)

Legend

fully expected,

silly man thinks he’s above love and cuddles, and all the good things in life LMAO came for ur throat again

it'll be below-freezing temperatures, in a cave with a barely there campfire, a blizzard outside, the other heroes complaining at him to just get under the blanket so you’ll get under the blanket,

bc you two are just doing that thing where 2 characters have like a table between them and are fake-out dodging left and right to try and catch the other lmao

is most susceptible to cuddles when he’s tired/injured/sick/sleepy.

it’s a cold morning and u just scootch the Links into a pile and use him as a pillow lol, and as long as no one, not even gods, perceives you two, he’ll let you stay

ok but you definitely caught him from falling into lava one time while on Death Mountain, and had to bridal carry him across half a lava lake back to shore, hehe,

Legend swore everyone there to secrecy on their own graves and favorite items

also refuses to let Ravio know of ur human advantages lol

he just wants the attention on himself as much as he can in between the other Links, no need for more competition

Time

silly man just doesn't think of his needs including affection/emotional comfort,

he only rlly initiates when the circumstances are dire, like gale force winds that he can barely walk thru/starting to slip, desert heat getting to him thru his armor and needs ur cooling touch, etc.

he keeps it as professional as he can, like wrapping an arm around ur shoulders, but you just snatch him by the waist and pick him up half the time, was surprised at first, chain giggled at him, then complained lightly, finally just accepted his fate anytime he touches you lol,

YES you have given him a piggyback ride, when a flood of water burst a dam during a battle/the other Links got out but Time didn't bc of his heavy armor,

so u yoink him up and just stood ur ground against the raging waves and climbed a rock until u weren't submerged anymore, poor guy was so worn out from the battle + the flood that he just let you carry him all the way until u camped for the night, and secretly took a nap 😭

like Legend he can be convinced to rely on u when he’s already vulnerable like sleepy/tired/injured/sick, but he does find himself secretly appreciative someone in the group can just lift his heavy ass in full armor/or someone else if it gets bad enough,

got converted and no longer has to be convinced usually, he just doesn't initiate much so u have to lol

Warriors

YET ANOTHER SILLY MAN!!

whats with all these idiots neglecting themselves, both physically and emotionally??

like boy u cant stand the heat of a desert or blizzard, just let in the cuddles 👹

similar to Time, just more vocal abt how appreciative/advantageous it is to have someone to be able to carry comrades out of harsh conditions or battles easily.

Did Not think abt this applying to himself until you literally swept him off his feet like a classic damsel in distress- mans let out a shriek after taking a second to process everything LMAO-

Loudly and Dramatically complains abt u coming to cuddle him, both just to love on him, and to heat him up in a rainstorm, but hugs you back and holds onto you anyway hehe.

Became the 2nd person to find out you’re immune to lightning.

See, everyone heard Legend talk abt u getting struck in a storm in Wild’s hyrule, but no one really came to full terms with it bc they didn't see it. Warrior is now a full believer. He actually got the closest to pissing his armor he ever has in all of his battles bc he forgot abt the metal in the storm = bad idea, until it was too late and u guys were trying to retreat to regroup, bc there were too many black-bloods, only to get full body tackled by you to avoid getting hit by lightning.

You had to bridal carry him for a minute after bc u just got back up after being hit, (it just felt like you rubbed ur body on the carpet and touched a metal wall, like a full body small static shock) bc he was in such a state of literal horror/shock,

Wars saw your life flash before his eyes 💀

Twilight

HA HA HA- HE NEEDS THE LEAST AMOUNT OF CONVINCING LMAOOO

goofy wolf man has wolf instincts that help ur case as to Why You Need to Pet Twilight’s Hair and Hold His Hand at All Times if Possible.

main reason Twi’s here is bc he thinks his height + weight = him not needing u to hold onto/cuddle as much, and he would be proven wrong HA

actually gets all blushy/shy anytime u pick him up, freezes like a puppy who’s gotten scruffed too lol

likes a lot more casual touch/cuddles, like arm around ur shoulder or his, sitting with legs touching, leaning against u when he’s cold, etc.

omfg funniest thing abt Wars/Time/Twi is that they’re the tallest out of the Links, so they make for extra fun when picking them up, cuddling etc.

but the best thing ever happened one time when Twi was still recovering from the Shadow’s wound, it got reopened/ached so bad he couldn’t run, but u all were trying to retreat at the moment bc Big Boss,

and u just snatched him up into a piggyback ride, his legs comically sticking out, but the best part was that Hylians are light.

so you were able to run full tilt adrenaline powered run, to the point you surpassed the other Links ahead, and had everyone laughing and simultaneously trying to conserve their breath to keep running LMAO

Twi grew up tall/bigger than kids his age, and is another victim of “no adult figures to pick him up when he was younger”, so he gets this little giddy smile when u pick him up lol <3

the first time u put him in a bridal carry for smth like river rushing waters, mans blushed, stuttered abt smth the whole time, and then didnt let go after you tried to put him down, u didnt have the heart to insist, so u just carried him around half of the day 😭

☆

sorry some have less than others, its nearly 2am I'm just riffing kicking my feet and shit, so I'm not being very thorough

i hope u liked my spiral into blonde twink insanity (well theyre kinda on a spectrum of twinkness)

anyway goodnight, and have a great weekend!!

to the 2 other ppl who sent asks, ill get to you soon and thank you sm for sending stuff :’)

Please feel free to send asks for requests or just to chat :)

Peace out,

🌙

[redr0sewrites]

HI YEAH I AM BEGGING YOU TO ELABORATE ON THOSE TWO THINGS FROM THE SUB VOX HEADCANONS⁉️⁉️

RAHH OFC!!! IM ELABORATING ON THE DRY HUMPING HERE LMAO THE SOUNDING IS LINKED HERE FOR ALL OF YALL TO ENJOY AJSJ

🥀Cw: smut, sub!vox, dry humping, pillow humping, thigh riding, little bit of somno

🥀minors dni

when it comes to dry humping, vox gets SOOO humiliated

he gen enjoys it more than actual sex, theres just something so achingly desperate about grinding against someone, too impatient to even take off your clothes

vox is soooo sensitive, but he would rather die (again) then admit that

he can't even sit on your lap without squirming, he just can't stay still, not with the "accidental" pressure you're applying to his already hard cock

he would probably try to subtly (not subtly) bring it up in a conversation once, he thinks hes soooo slick about it but in reality you can see right through his bravado

when you pull vox onto your lap to make out he audibly whines, his legs wrap perfectly around your waist and his hips r already squirming as you kiss him stupid

hes practically a bitch in heat when you both r grinding against eachother, after a long day all he wants is to he put in his place and fucked out of his mind, and loves battling for dominance while humping against you likes hes in heat

its pathetic really

sometimes he'll glitch out and truly be unable to stop himself, his mind is just so pathetically blank and fuzzy that he just can't help it, his body has a mind of its own as he ruts against you in a frenzy, small, plessurable sparks spreading across your skin

sometimes you'll come into his office while hes working and straddle him, he gets a hard on in seconds and can't help but buck his hips up against yours while he shields his face in shame

vox has a wild imagination, i mean, he has access to the entire internet at any given time, IMAGINE how filthy his wet dreams are

he def humps you in his sleep, whimpering your name and grinding down against you

he has the sweetest little unfiltered whines when hes sleeping, and more often than not will come in his pants just from rutting against you

vox def likes riding your thigh while working too, you can't help but tease him and start bouncing your knee as his claws dig into the desk, his mind going absolutely fuzzy from pleasure as he desperately tries to stay composed

he gets off on how humiliating and humbling the position is, the fact that one of hell's strongest overlords is grinding on his partner's thigh in a semi-public place where anyone could walk in? it only turns him on more

vox's preferred form of masturbation is humping something, you can't tell me otherwise

sometimes he'll be laying in bed, missing the warmth of your body, and he can already feel himself going painfully hard and horny. vox can't even get off on his own without you, its just so pathetic but his hand never feels like yours and no sex toy could imitate your perfect hole. so, vox opts for hugging the nearest pillow to his chest, slowly dragging it down to his crotch, not even bothering to remove his clothes as he drags his hips against the material. vox'll moan you name, the movements of his hips growing more sporadic as his head clouds over with pleasure until hes fully straddling the pillow, grinding down against it and panting as he cums in his pants. he's exhausted, yet he finds himself still impossibly hard, unable to stop desperately humping the pillow below him like a bitch in heat while thoughts of you swirl in his fuzzy mind.

he has the most delicious, fucked-out look on his face as he grinds deliriously for what feels like hours, until his body finally gives up and collapses, the pillow still clamped between his legs as he takes deep, shuddering breaths as his lust begins to calm down

what if i wrote a full fic about reader walking in on vox humping a pillow, and instead of helping him, forces him to continue and just gets off while watching him struggle.... haha.... jk.... unlesss....

in will prob make this into a scenario later heheee i love putting this man in situations

[paranoiddreams]

Random Headcannons: Yuji✰

ღ Warnings!! - Sukuna is a whole tw, some of them are a little suggestive but in a goofy way (?), me just yapping tbh, explicit language, mentions of Drake😖, marijuana use🍃, ADHD mentions, he’s kinda brainrotted okay?

ღ A/n!! - Some may be ooc to yall but this is how I see him in my head tbh😭 I’m just going off of vibes. Lmk who you want next! Requests for any fandom on my navi are always welcome!! I’m also working on a longer fic rn, so to that anon who sent a Sukuna request (yk who you are), it’s coming soon🫵🏻😈

Masterlist | navi

Was so invested in the Kendrick Lamar vs. Drake situation Imao. He knew everything that happened from when it started to when it unofficially ended.

Yaps about it to anyone who will listen, and let’s be honest, everyone will because he's such a charming guy

Might just be me, but I feel strongly that Yuji had an emo phase in his middle schools years. I'm talking My Chemical Romance kinda emo, yk, the freaky ones

Not speaking out of experience or anything haha😶‍🌫️

Does actually love J law, and will watch compilations on YouTube at 3 am. What can he say? He's a loyal man.

He watches CaseOh 100% and does have notifs for him on

Chronic iPad kid, it's bad

And to make things worse he can't eat without watching anything (like most of us let's be fr)

He uses the excuse that "kings have always had entertainment while they feast back in the day, what's the difference?”

Sukuna literally couldn't be more ashamed to be in this gen z brainrot teenager's body.

DOES NOT play around when it comes to a Roblox tycoon. Don't cross ma boy in his tycoons.

Actually talks to Sukuna telepathically(?) sometimes. Like when he's bored he'll just-

"Sukuna, do you actually have two dicks?"

"Shut the fuck up."

Most likely listens to Tame Impala, Cuco, Suicideboy$, maybe even a little Pierce the veil time to time. Also loves K-pop and girl groups like BTS, New Jeans, and ENHYPHEN.

His biases are Jungkook, Hanni, & Jake :3

Considered using his hand mouth thing to jerk off one time, but was swiftly turned away from the idea when Sukuna heard him think of it and told him he'd kill him instantly : (

Smokes 🍃 every once in a while when he has a weekend free

He’s a talker when he’s high fs

Will go off about conspiracy theories, and this sounds cliche, but istg he would do this shi

He’s a genuine conspiracy theorist when he’s sober too tbh

But Indica gets him talking🤝

I kinda wrote abt this in one of my requests, but I think that Yuji is a huge fan of getting scared and just having that thrill

Haunted houses, scary movies, music, stories, he loves all of it.

I mean, Gojo made him watch like one million bajillion (real) movies, so ofc he’s grown a fondness for anything over the top disturbing/cheesy

He’s one of those people who’s annoyingly good at everything he tries on the FIRST try.

He doesn’t mean to, but he will one up anyone he’s in the room with😭

Yuji DOES NOT fuck with Xbox, he’s a PlayStation girlie✨

He has a thing for chubby girls 😶‍🌫️ just dropping this here bc I may or may not have smth in the works…

He’d be able to make friends with a roach in the corner of the room, he’s such a caring, compassionate guy, but we already knew this.

Gives ADHD realness

Has definitely called Gojo ‘dad’ by accident a few times before.

Strikes me as the type to flirt and not even realize…

F2L &/or grumpy x sunshine vibes all the way!!!

[agendabymooner]

lucky charms, qatar and all that romance fiasco ! oscar p. x ofc (filo!gen z!ofc)

summary: in which, paloma san pedro is oscar’s lucky charm. OR the mclaren driver forgot to mention to carlos sainz about his relative being in the race— but the rest of the sprint days were something of a history.

content warning: use of explicit language, spoilers for qatar gp 2023 sprint, carlos sainz x ofc mentioned (magda) carlos sainz x in-law!ofc, funny banters, briefly mentions pato o’ward and mark webber (multi 21 joke incoming), one filipino word (“itik” = “duck” = “pato”), mclaren admin x ofc, crack fic, affectionate!oscar mentioned

a - n masterlist

o - z masterlist

THE DAY CARLOS SAINZ FOUND OUT

3 + 3 = P6 (QUALIFYING)

PALOMA = LUCKY PAPAYA? (QATAR SPRINT)

tagged lomisanpedro, landonorris, mclaren

liked by ninojames, patriciooward, aussiegrit

mclaren my girl is always dressed for the occasion 😇🧡

patriciooward congratulations!!! 🥳🥳 liked by oscarpiastri

ninojames he just put nine gyal on a sprinter 🙌💪 liked by oscarpiastri

landonorris 🙏🙏 liked by oscarpiastri

landonorris but why is she kissing lewishamilton instead 👀

user1 i would too tbh

lewishamilton 🤣

monamagdalena WOOOO CONGRATS OSCAR!!! (carlos is still mad you didn’t tell him about paloma going) liked by oscarpiastri

oscarpiastri am i still allowed in madrid??

carlossainzjr your other half is.

user2 he just dedicated his win to her 🥺🥺

user3 bro is straight simping

aussiegrit proud of you lad!!! liked by oscarpiastri

lomisanpedro 🧡 proud of u pastry liked and pinned by oscarpiastri

oscarpiastri no u 🏆

user4 he can’t even say ily or sumn 😭😭

bonus !!!

[confusedmothboy]

really loved ur post about javis thought on traveddie + travis is a history bluff and u cant tell me anything else!!!! but two questions

1. travis saying "dads not around to tell me it's wrong"...oooh...you wanna elaborate on this so bad 🌀🌀🌀🌀

2. how was eddie involved in the hunt during s2/his reaction to javis death BONUS if you include his dynamic with nat hahaha ok bye

(PS pls tell me eddie and misty nerd out together)

aa thank you yes i DO wanna elaborate on it!!! under the cut ofc ^^

its not a stretch to assume that coach martinez is a pretty traditional guy. and it's the 90s, there's no way in hell he'd accept travis is he came out. since travis (and eddie, and everyone else) would've been raised with the mindset of gay = unnatural, dangerous, ect, i don't think it would easily deconstruct itself. eddie's KNOWN he's gay for years and he has a "if i go to hell, i go to hell" additude about it. he feels comfortable to express it once van and tai become open about their relationship, but he still doesn't really think it's right. in the fic, he and travis have like two conversations about it, mostly cause i thought it would be really corny if i projected my gay trans 21st century perspective onto these guys from a small town during the end of the aids crisis. in between scenes, travis and eddie probably have many more in depth conversations about it. because travis is relying on eddie to help him deconstruct his own internalized homophobia, he ends up mirroring a lot of eddie's additude towards being gay. which, again, isn't really a way most people would look at it in this day and age.

when travis gets asked by javi about him and eddie, he immediately assumes javi's asking out of hate or disgust, so he tries to shut it down as quickly as possible. travis doesn't tell javi that it's normal, because eddie's not telling travis it's normal. eddie's telling him to fuck what the people back home would say, because they're not home. so travis tells javi that what their dad would say about gay people isn't important, not because travis knows it's wrong, but because he's just not there anymore to keep saying it.

(also yes, eventually they deconstruct that mindset too, but that's definitely a post-rescue thing)

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eddie's involvement in the first hunt oh boy

nothingburger. that's what it was. i'm just gonna paste parts of the rewrite here so i don't have to type all of it out because by god i have been WRITING these last few days

“Wait.” Nat choked out. She turned to face Shauna. “If you're gonna kill me, you're gonna look me in my fucking eyes.” Her voice hitched, but she looked dead on at Shauna, a cold determination on her face. 

Shauna’s lip quivered, and she shook her head almost imperceptibly. “Don't. Don't do that to me, Nat.” She whispered, barely audible over the fire. Nat refused to move back. Shauna closed her eyes as she raised the knife to Nat’s throat. 

Eddie jumped at Shauna, knocking her away from Nat. The girls rushed to grab him off, but Travis joined in, trying to keep as many back from freeing Shauna. Nat was able to scramble away, flinging the door open and sprinting away into the woods. Shauna tossed the knife over to Melissa, who immediately held it to Travis’s throat, giving Mari and Robin the space to pry Eddie away. Tai led the charge after Nat, leaving just a few in the cabin. 

Mari shoved Eddie against the wall, next to Travis. Her lip quivered as she kept him in place with a small knife to his neck. He couldn't believe that this was the same girl who had been too squeamish to kill a rabbit, that day in the woods ages ago, that day that made him think they were friends. 

“Mari. Don't. You don't have to.” He whispered, pleading with her for something. He didn't even know what. She shook her head. “I won’t even run. Please. Please just let me go.” He met her eyes. 

“I can't. You’d find her. I can't-” Mari’s voice broke. Eddie glanced over to Travis, who was struggling against Gen and Britt. Eddie gulped. “Just stop moving. It's safer.” Mari urged him.

-

eddie's reaction to javi's death is. it's also kinda hard to just explain without telling you to go read my stuff so yeah im just gonna copy a few parts from the rewrite so you get the gist

Eddie had to keep himself from screaming with a hand over his mouth. He could barely look at what was in front of him. Travis frantically cut away the ropes that bound Javi’s hands to the branch. Blood roared in his ears. It was like Eddie himself had frozen over. He looked around at the girls, whose heads were bowed in shame. They filed into the cabin, allowing Travis the opportunity to say goodbye. 

Eddie kneeled by Travis. There wasn't much of a goodbye to say. Javi was dead. Travis closed his brother’s eyes gently. He pulled the body to his chest as his shoulders shook. Eddie couldn't bring Javi back or say something that would make it okay. So he did what he did when he didn't have the chance to do anything; he started thinking, explaining, rationalizing. They said nothing about how he had died, but Javi had definitely fallen in the lake. He wasn't hurt anywhere else. His hair was stiff, frozen, as Travis ran his hands over it, and Eddie had a horrible memory of doing the exact same thing when he had found Jackie’s body; like mumbled apologies would make them come back to life. Eddie felt the ice that had formed on Javi, cracking frost away from the cuffs of his pants. He saw the red pattern of his own pajama pants that had been layered underneath. He looked at the kid’s shirts. He had Eddie’s jacket, one of his t-shirts wrapped around him like a scarf, the gloves Eddie had mended, that Nat added onto just a few days ago. 

Travis glanced back at him as Eddie concluded something awful. Or at least, guessed something awful. If Travis was thinking the same, he didn't say it. He returned his focus on Javi, thankfully sparing Eddie from the pressure of having to speak.

-

There was a pause where Eddie had to fight back bile in his throat. It was shocking how callous she was being. Eddie wondered if she had been so cold when they found Javi’s body in the lake. “You should be ashamed.” Travis said, eventually. 

“Well, I’m not ashamed.” Van crossed her arms.

“The fact that you can even say that is-�� Travis’s voice shook. 

“I’m not ashamed, Travis, I‘m glad I’m alive. Just like you are. And I don't think that any of us who are still here should feel ashamed of that.” Travis seemed to dissociate completely with a visible breath. 

Eddie stood up, taking off his raincoat and wrapping it around Travis’s shoulders. Van stepped back through the doorway, before Eddie got closer, leaning down and getting in her face with a glare.

“I know Lottie’s got your brain rotting with her wilderness bullshit, but I don’t know how you can live with yourself, saying that. You have no fucking clue what it’s like.” Eddie hissed, intentionally shoulder-checking the redhead as he walked away. 

-

There was a pause as Eddie waited for Travis to say something.

“It fucking sucks. It hurts more than ten times what you thought it would. And I know that. Blaming yourself and lingering on what you coulda said different won’t do anything. That’s all I have to say about it. It’s all I think would'a kept me from spiraling after Jackie died.” Eddie finished his tangent with a sharp exhale. He knew it was harsh. He knew it couldn’t all apply to Travis, or at the very least, the circumstances were different. He wouldn’t have said it if he didn’t believe it, though.

“Why do I need to be indifferent?” Travis asked, agitated. 

“It’s not indifference, it’s practicality.” Eddie answered.

“Why the fuck do I need to be practical right now? What the fuck does that even mean?”

“Because- Shit, man- People rely on you. And that’s not going away, as much as you might hate everyone out there right now.” Eddie sighed. He knew the painful feeling of keeping his emotions from affecting his responsibilities. Because if he didn’t, then he was just as expendable as Jackie. And he didn’t know what else he could say. 

Travis rolled away, his back to Eddie. “Ed?” He started, and Eddie hummed an acknowledgement. “Shut the fuck up.”

yeah sorry this is a lot he just has a lot of nuanced emotions that i really don't know how to explain outside of the way i wrote the story

PS to your PS: he and misty don't nerd out together. misty gets a teensy bit infatuated with him after he's the only one who defends her when she cauterizes ben's leg, and goes all misty on him. in season one, she almost nerds out with him, but goes in for a kiss while he's very much uncomfortable. in season two, she drugs him with tea and gets WAYYY to close while he's asleep. and then in season three, she's kinda over it but still gets told off for trying to hold his hand while they're looking for mari. big yikes. yeah i wanted to make them friends, but then i realized that misty's the type to get really obsessive when guys treat her like a human being. poor girl. kinda. oh mysterious quigley they could never make me form an opinion on you.

[anotheroceanid]

Please do tell us more about your Percy is Maria reincarnated, it has so much potential! 🥹 What did Hades think the first time he saw Percy? What about Nico and Bianca? Did Percy save Bianca in this AU? Is it still a Perpollo fiction? Since Hades really loved Maria, is he really protective with Percy? I have SO MANY questions!!

Idk as many things about this au as I now of the others, but I don’t think I’d make Hades recognise her as Maria in their first meeting back in lightning thief.

And I don’t think Percy would remember it all for a long time. Maybe in the events of SoN when she drinks the gorgon blood to retrieve her memories, and retrieve a little TOO MUCH.

Unfortunately, I don’t think Bianca would survive. Which would ofc hurt Percy much deeper than it should, and Nico running away just as much.

And Nico wouldn’t be able to find his mom’s soul in the underworld for… obvious reasons.

Idk if it’d be Perpollo, probably but I can’t say 100%. Maybe just a cute gen fic.

But I like to think Hades would become protective of her after he finds out, specially considering all the things that went between them (he wasn’t the nicest person around her, so…)

[strewwwberry]

Okay so I reblogged

This post (go check I out 😋)

And started having ✨gossip girl shen yuan✨ thoughts

And now they won't stop so

Here's the reblog for context obvi, an now to continue lmao

So like shen yuan is like nice in a sorta Mean way ykwim, tsundere vibes galore (at least when he not fearing for hi life but that's a different pile o brainrot so I digress)

So like I also have feeling that he would just give money away to complete strangers as his "compensation" for well gossiping about them! Or at least he tells himself that he's doing it to basically have an "even trade", when the truth is he just feels really guilty and bad for them

(He's a rich kid this mans cability of empathy Is pity until his character growth)

(He's nice but refer back to his reaction to shen jius past, he nice but he has bias like crazy, he ain't changing his opinion unless its literally rammed into him, literally.)

So like he wouldn't feel badd but he would still feel badd, ykyk

So like he's gossiping about maybe someone who got their heart broken or someone who got kicked out, got sent to juvie etc etc

An all of a sudden he gets home and Is like, hmm well maybe I'll give them like a 5000 yuan or something (aprox £540) which for him is pocket change - rich second gen - just to "help out" and then boom!

More gossip about a mysterious guy on the internet just giving away tons of money to random people in relatively to extremely shitty situations for seemingly no reason

And ofc SY 's reaction is hmmmm I wonder who that person could be 🧐🧐

So yay! Sy is now spreading gossip about... Himself

This guy has a lovin family but goddamit this Neto baby had some drama in his life one way or another, but no he defo peaked in high school an then just fell off, it's why he became a Neto shut in 😍

Hope you enjoyed my 𝔀𝓸𝓻𝓭 𝓶𝓪𝓰𝓲𝓬

[teh-nos]

a fic list for my tumblr blog

hello, here is a Fic Masterlist post but i have a lot of fics so i will just do a selection from Current Fandom (MCU) for now. they are sorted by pairing.

Gen fics (no pairing):

one (1) returned item, practically gift-wrapped (G, 200 words) Sylvie's Thor comes home <3

A Wild Variant Appears (Teen, 1200 words) Pikachu is a Thor variant. Or Thor is a Pikachu variant. Sylvie swears a lot.

Forget-Me-Not (G-rated, Frigga & Loki, 5k words) Frigga repeatedly mindwipes her son to stop him finding out The Truth about himself.

She should have known that this would happen. She did know, and then pretended not to. For all that the boys have been told that the kitchens are off-limits because of sharp knives and open fires this has been the real reason all along – when they assume that they are unobserved there is nothing to stop servants talking carelessly. And Loki, alas, is the sort of child who does his best to listen to conversations that were never meant for his ears.

Rarepairs/Oddities: 

Cockroboros (M-rated, OB/OB, 169 words) With everyone about to die of the Loom, OB has a great idea about time travel. (SPOILER: It is not about how to save everyone.)

along came a spider and sat down beside her (Teen, Sylvie/Natasha, 1700 words) In a corner of the multiverse where Loki won in the first Avengers movie, Natasha Romanov meets a mysterious woman in the woods.

“I’m quick and I’m strong and I’m wearing black and green and I have horns on my head. I’d give you three guesses who I am, but I don’t think you really need that many.”

Fair Alfrida (E, Loki/OFC, 12k) Anglo-Saxon AU. Thor goes to war and leaves his pregnant queen in Loki's care. This does not go well. Unless you have an adultery kink, that is!🔥

Loki runs a finger across her palm. “This line, here, see how straight it runs? And this one, the curve of it…” His finger travels towards her wrist, stopping just before the edge of her sleeve. “A mother of many sons, I think. Strong ones, and tall as well.” “Oh, that’s an easy guess,” she scoffs, “Thor’s practically a giant, and so are you.” She’s smiling now, though, and her hand is still in his, small and pale and soft.

Five Times Loki Tried to Fuck (With) Someone (M, various pairings, 6700 words) Exactly what it says on the tin in the title.

He knows exactly what the Grandmaster wants from him, and he has no qualms about offering it – offering himself – in exchange for position and influence here. His stay on Sakaar will be far more comfortable if he spends at least some of it in the Grandmaster’s bed.

Love in a Boeing 727-100 (E, Loki/Flight Attendant, 1400 words) Flight Attendant Your Name (that's her name) is seduced by the mysterious 'DB Cooper'.

“It’s not because I have a grudge against your airline,” he was saying now, in his deep, sultry voice, “it’s just because I lost a bet. I understand that this must be quite a stressful experience for you, though.” He opened the bag on his lap and took out a handful of the ransom he had demanded for the plane and its passengers. “Take this. Buy yourself a new hat, or whatever kind of garment you prefer.” He smiled at her and she felt her womanly core instantly lubricate with desire.

Loki/Sif: 

pressed flush against her scalding skin (Mature, 1400 words) Angsty sifki porn that fits into the first Thor movie.

If he can warm up somehow and shake this lingering chill then he might feel a little more confident that the shifting of his arm’s appearance meant nothing, that it really was just some elaborate illusion, an unfunny joke that he can laugh off and perhaps even add to his own repertoire of mischief. And so in search of such saving warmth he goes to Sif and invents an admission of affection to win her favour for the night.

Out of Sight (E, 1200 words) Sif and Loki fuck while invisible.

“You know that I can conceal us, but can you trust that I actually have?” He leans even closer, and into her ear he whispers, “How far are you willing to trust me, Sif?”

The Serpent's Queen (E, 12k) A two-part series where Sif marries King Loki and has herself a corruption arc <3

Sif can play the seductress if she has to; he’s not the only one who can lie to gain a lover for some advantage less obvious than sex, and if she had a ready excuse for it all she could act out old fantasies, ones that didn’t quite flee from her mind as they should have when Loki took the throne. She could fix him, if he’d let her, and could no doubt manage some improvements even if he didn’t.

Loki/Thor:

but your lips are venomous poison (M, 1200 words) Thor kisses his brother. 😱

i don't wear scarlet well (E, 2k) Thor/Loki mutual non-con. (Problematic AF!)

older, not wiser (E, 2k words) Thor takes his brother to a brothel and things go downhill from there.

“Can we go out tonight? To the place we went last time?” Loki knew that he was pushing it but sometimes he couldn’t help himself; he liked to watch fireworks, just as anyone else did. Most people would prefer to be further from the explosions when they happened, and they wouldn’t feel the need to be the spark that lit most of them, but it was a common enough source of entertainment, wasn’t it? 

Loki/Thor/Sylvie:

Here's to You, Mrs Laufeyson (E, 12k) In an AU where Thor and Loki are unrelated and also lawyers, Thor tries to seduce his boss only to find that the boss is married. Threesome time!!!

Mr Laufeyson is smiling at him now, leaning back in his chair, looking relaxed and - to Thor’s racing mind at least - rather slutty. He runs a hand through his dark hair, making it instantly less neat and more bedraggled. The key part of that word being ‘bed’, which is where Thor is now expecting the two of them to end up.

Loki/Mobius: 

so pure in thought and word and deed (they didn’t quite succeed) (E, 1.4k) Loki and Mobius in a cupboard. Repressed but wholesome!

When Loki demands, “Tell me what you want,” Mobius is unable to find an answer to that seemingly simple question. He doesn’t know what he wants; he is not even sure what is available to want, so sheltered (confined) has he been by the TVA. 

sweet indifference (E-rated, Loki/Mobius, 2000 words) The hideous-looking green pie is an aphrodisiac. That's it, that's the plot.

Mobius was not aware that the pie was drugged.  At least he was not aware initially. Not before it had shown itself to have a variety of effects, related - or so he would later theorise - to biology in some way. Species, perhaps – it made sense to him that a drug might affect different species in different ways.

Loki/Sylvie: 

Match Three (E, Loki/Loki/Sylvie, 4100 words) A wholesome selfcest threesome.

Sylvie claims a place on the bed, right in the middle, leaning back on her elbows as she asks, “So, how are we going to do this?” It’s a good question, because it’s one that three competitive hedonists can think of a thousand answers to and that’s just far too many.

Fine Midgardian Pleather (M, 800 words) Sylvie buys an AliExpress 'Sexy Loki Costume' for roleplay purposes.

‘Guest accommodation provided, to a limit of one bed per person’ (M, 2600 words) THERE IS ONLY ONE BED!!!!

Variations on the Theme (E, sylki, 4k) Post-S1, Sylvie bangs the Lokiverse. (Featuring Virgin!Loki, until he isn't.)

“What makes you think I need a distraction?” she asks, curious. “Everyone else is celebrating, and you’re not. You’re not dancing, you’re not drinking, but you don’t have anything better to do or you wouldn’t be here.” He frowns. “Actually, I think the person you remind me of is me.”

A Taste of a Poison Paradise (E,, 4300 words) The Grandmaster is determined to make some hot (/problematic) Loki-on-Loki action happen. Dubcon.

Love is a Danger of a Different Kind (M, sylki + frostmaster, 9k words) Problematic dubcon fic. Loki and Sylvie try to keep each other safe and the Grandmaster takes advantage of that. And of Loki.

Loki’s so much better at this than she is, at keeping on the right side of the Grandmaster. Loki has the manners of a prince (literally) and she wasn’t a princess for long enough to learn how to pretend to like people she despises. Both of them can lie, but he can lie politely, can lie purely to massage someone else’s ego and to make them think that he’s impressed by them. That’s diplomacy, she supposes.

Towards a New Theory of Variant Entanglement (E, 9k) Kind of an S2 fix-it. Instead of time-slipping and a Loom there is quantum entanglment. But it's sexy quantum entanglement.

Annoyed, Loki taps on the pages in front of him. “You wrote the bloody book on this, OB! Literally! Are you going to tell me what’s going on here or not?” “Sure! How much do you know about quantum physics?” “Where I come from we do everything with magic.”

Convenient (E, 21k words) Once upon a time Sylvie's dad brought a human boy home from the war. Some time later she needs to marry someone to avoid having to marry someone else. Only she didn't think to check whether this would get that someone into any kind of trouble.

“I’ve got a plan,” she said, trying to stay calm as she prepared to draw him into her plot. “I can’t marry the prince if I’m already married.” She said this with a significant raise of her eyebrows, trying to get her point across without having to spell it out. 

Drive Her Home (E, 28k words) Semi slow-burn Modern AU where Sylvie is a gangster's moll and Loki has to make sure she gets home safely. You will never guess where that leads! (SPOILER: They fuck.)

His fingers tapped out a nervous rhythm on the steering wheel. “I’ll watch you from the car tonight, if that’s alright,” he said, hoping she wouldn’t argue with him about that. “What did I do?” she asked; the last word was plaintive, drawn-out, and heart-wrenching. She deserved an answer to her question and reassurance that she was not the problem in this vehicle.

The Winter of Our Discontent (E, 32k) Thor dies on Jotunheim, leading to his brother marrying Jotun Sylvie to keep the peace. She's the one who killed Thor. Oh no! Enemies to Lovers!

“I hope you plan on actually participating this time,” he says, and with that he reaches for the ties on her bodice, angrily attacking the fastenings as though the lacing had personally insulted him, though most likely he’s just annoyed that things have already progressed this far. “I do,” she snipes back, “but whether you pay enough attention to your bedmate to notice is another matter.” With her gown hanging loose she takes over the task of undressing herself, pulling at fabric until she stands in her shift, one shoulder bare and an eyebrow raised in challenge.

Sex Magic(k) (E, in progress) Satanism AU. Yeah.

"So what brings you to the Devil's Sacrament?" asked Loki, picking up a muffin.

An Heir and a Spare (The Extended Version) (E, sylki, 46k(!)) [& the original 500 word version] Queen Sylvie needs to have a kid and her husband may not be able to help her. But his brother might. A decade of adultery ensues!

“If he does have some sort of… issue,” she says, getting back to the point, “there’s not much I can do about it anyway.” She takes a sip of wine, a glum expression on her face. A child would give her the power she so desperately wants, and keep her safe on her throne for the rest of her life, pushing any fawning rivals away indefinitely. Providing an heir is the one thing that’s expected of her as queen, and if she can’t do that because her husband isn’t capable... Loki leans forwards in his chair and lowers his voice to a more conspiratorial volume. “Oh, but then it’s easy. All you’d need is a man you trust completely. One who knows how to lie to his king.”

[slytherinshua]

yeeaah, and look where that got him, poor sweet baekjin :((

tbh i don’t really read fics about idols, so i don’t know which fandom has the best ones. do you have any fic recs for nct and svt tho? i feel like reading some today. Hahahah i love you freaking out over Bambam it’s so cutee, he is a truly special, one of a kind person. i knooow right, ever since their comeback i see yugyeom in a whole new light he is stunning. ohh i see, they remind you of your ex friends, right? if you still love their music how about you try and make new memories for it. not sure how that would work but if you start connecting their music to some more pleasant memories and people you’d maybe get into them more again.

i mostly stan “older” groups, i don’t really keep up with the newer ones anymore. a 3rd gen group i forgot to mention but love is bap, my god those guys mean so much to me. sf9 too🥺🥺 i listened to the songs you recommended by onf, i really liked the realist, itilu (i love ballads!!! - so if you have any ballads you love please share them with me) and moscow moscow.

ofc you will!! <33 i’ll make sure to start slow and when i have time and i’m in the mood to actually sit down and learn. thank you so much 🫶

i def have some for nct and svt as theyre rly active fandoms esp on tumblr !!

weather the storm by @planetkiimchi for winwin

petrichor by @welcometomyoasis for joshua (can you tell who my svt bias is lmao)

lights out by @hhaechansmoless for haechan

now unashamedly recommending like half of the fics @wheeboo has ever written even tho i havent read ALL of these fics. but rania is like the best writer on this app actually ill take no other opinions !!! so linking a bunch of her other longer fics for svt that i am SO POSITIVE ARE LIFE CHANGING (even the ones that i haven't read but they WILL change my life too as soon as i get the time to read them)

tell me that you love me for joshua

candy for jeonghan (sobs cries screams haven't had the time to read yet)

psycho for jun

pulse points for jun (haven't read yet sobs)

hi (i love you) for minghao

ukiyo for minghao (READ W CAUTION OMFG)

caught in bloom, caught on you for minghao

wilted for mingyu

bluetooth hug! for mingyu

catnaps for wonwoo

paging dr. heartthrob for dino (haven't read yet :((( )

so um yeah !!!! as a former super active member of caratblr i met a lot of carat moots in my days but no one writes like rania istg !!! my life mission is to be the biggest wheeboo promoter 😁😁😁 also this reminds me i need to read a little more for nct <//3 and get more nctzen moots as well !!!

ahhskdfjsk im glad u liked those songs!!! my other fav onf ballads are 86400, cactus, thermometer, summer shape, traveler, and wind effect (cough thats like more than half their ballads but anyway THEYRE JUST RLY GOOD SONGS onf make such good music)!!!!! hyojin is like THE vocalists istg i will never get over his vocals

wishing u all the best for ur musical journey!!! even if its just learning to read sheet music that skill is a valuable one and can help so much with singing or really any instrument u might end up learning to play <3

[midnight1nk]

In your goop!four fics, why do you call the goo “Horus”? /genq

oh that's new, I didn't think someone would ask me about my fics /gen

Where do I start? Hmmm. Well, when I first contributed into the goop!4 theory, I was curious about the designs for the black goo, that being one of the parasites. Ofc being the theorist that I am, I picked one each of the symbols it had, and this one in particular was one of my faves researching: the Eye of Horus

I actually talked about this one in a QnA session a while ago, so go ahead and check it out here!! Essentially, I believed that the Eye of Horus is a significant symbol to include, in terms of the themes IGBP was exploring and the other connections it's attached to the rest of the theory. Oh yeah, it's all connect :)

(but that lighting symbol's gonna be the end of me istg)

Anyway, I always had the ep concepts as a sort of multiverse sandbox so I figured I should take the opportunity to write a version of IGBP 2. When it came down to writing the goo itself, the tagline I've always stated for myself was that the goo was SMG4's version of "the symbiote"/Venom. So, taking some parts of the theory itself and the said tagline, my version of the goo was an experiment subject in need of a selfless host. (<- I'll be keeping that short bc no spoilers ^^). Ofc, with every experiment, there's a catchy name so I went with Horus for 2 reasons: (1) to obviously reference the theory, and (2) it brings in another view in perfection, in terms of the cost for mortality and power.

And this is also where heterochromia 4 hc came from!!

I do hope that answers it, it's mostly just me taking creative liberties. I mean, from the fics and theories, you could tell that I'm a fan of ancient mythology. And also of Spider-man but like, c'mon why else would I have my saviors in blue list.

"you're a nerd" aren't we all? :) Plus, I wouldn't know how I'd feel if I have to go with "the goo" every time. It would be hilarious if I called it "Goopy" tho ADHJ;LK

thanks for the ask!