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[chrispineofficial]

Sam is just a better person than Dean. Full stop. He actually cares about people, whether or not their monsters, he doesn't think anyone needs to die. It's really telling that Deangirls excuse Dean of any wrongdoing, ever, because it's so obvious that's how you see the world. Just like Dean, you can't put yourself in anyone else's shoes, so, you can't imagine what it feels like to be Sam, who is struggling so hard with something he can't control. But Sam puts himself in everyones' shoes and that's why he's always hurting. He cares so much in a way Dean is never capable of.

this is the funniest ask i’ve ever received thank you so much. anyway sam murdered dean’s child

[hillerskas]

The Woes of a Professional Matchmaker (ao3)

‘Mr Clare-‘ Henry almost chokes when he lays eyes on the man in the waiting room. ‘…mont-Diaz.’

‘You’re about to do a deep dive into my personal life, pretty sure you can call me Alex.’

Henry clears his throat. ‘Uh, quite. Alex. I’m Henry Fox.’

Alex beams at him and stands up, adjusting his burgundy blazer as he goes. Christ. The air between them clouds with the smell of Alex’s unbearably tasteful cologne as he moves past Henry into the office.

He’s fucked. Absolutely fucked.

Or, Henry runs a matchmaking business. Alex is his newest client.

[spoopyandtired]

Finally getting to posting a commission sheet!

If you're interested, please dm me for my PayPal information!

[insufferablemod]

yall got any dave centric fanfic recs??

[vetteldixon]

[jaynovz]

Well apparently this whole time nobody could read what my header said on mobile so I repositioned and fixed it!

[transgender-catboy]

Ayo, who else is barely hanging on???

[zenlesszonezero]

Join Zenless Zone Zero with Tsukishiro Yanagi, the deputy leader of Hollow Special Operations Section 6! Beneath her ordinary office lady exterior lies a meticulous, emotionally intelligent big sister to the team.

[yepthatsacowalright]

Fun fact: With a bit of water, communion wafers stick to each other really well

Like REALLY well

[lord-of-the-weird]

thought i was gonna avoid getting a headache today but nope

[chrispineofficial]

it was admittedly exhilarating to vote in a state where it actually counts not only for harris but for reproductive rights

[maykr]

There is a god somewhere, bc after today I will see her face once every two three weeks. My nephew does not even say hello anymore either so no lost feelings. Goodbye y'all.

[honey-bee111]

"I killed Uther Pendragon and all i got was this lousy t-shirt"

What do you mean? Dragoon has a great fashion sense. (+a template)

[transmascs4ethel]

having a psychosexual parasocial relationship with a micro-celebrity is fine because this time i’m going to overcome my obsessive tendencies i swear!

[littlewitchbee]

Inauguration Day

[leylinelesbian]

so far this morning:

- a spider fell on me while I was getting ready for shower (i.e. naked, early morning, no coffee yet, no clothes, touched by spider)

- I survive and move on

- coffee machine broke

- Google quick fix

- no coffee from coffee hole but it does start oozing from machine cracks

- open lid

- it belches coffee ground sludge (lit. coffee ground emesis) out of machine

- still no coffee in me, just on me (not naked)

- still spider-touched (I was naked)

- still have to go to work (it's Monday)

- still I must survive and move on

[somekindafairy]

so i have apparently reached the stage in life where my mom heavily implies she wants grandkids as if I'm not gay, single and depressed.

like where does she think these kids are going to come from??