#this will be steddie

[withacapitalp]

No Upside Down AU where Steve still acquires his seven little nuggets.

El is the daughter of a cult leader (Brenner) who runs away the night Will gets taken by the cult. They all help to rescue Will ala season one and Steve still gets his shit kicked in by Jonathan- Concussion #1

Season two Billy is billy so Steve gets his second concussion protecting the kids from him. After the first one he had some tinnitus he was struggling with, but after this one he's officially deaf in one ear and HOH in the other.

Season three there's no Russians just a fire in the mall. Robin and him get close during their time working at scoops ahoy together, and she loves to learn languages so she starts to learn sign and teach him (Autistic Robin whose special interest is languages no I will not change my mind) and so after he saves her and the kids from the fire and is even more HOH in his one good ear, he pretty much sticks just to sign when he can.

The kids are the kids and they love him and they take it as a challenge to learn sign to be just as good at it if not better than Steve is at his own language. Most people do not realize that Steve is Deaf/HoH because he was never dethroned he just became very isolated past sophomore year and everyone thought that he was doing a too cool for school above it all type thing.

I have many many more thoughts

[2btheanswertothequestion]

Can I get three lines from fleabag_ask_steddie_angst? :3c

Yes! Heads up, though, it will have next to nothing to do with Fleabag. Mainly because I haven't watched the show yet. I should get on that; it's not very long. This part also isn't very angsty. Anyway.

"Suzie is freaking out."

Steve looked up from the seating list to see Eden stomping inside the dining hall, clutching an enormous package of napkins. She hadn't changed into her heels yet, though her Doc Martens paired quite well with her lilac dress. They certainly helped put that extra frustration into her step.

"How so?" he asked, placing another name card in its spot, next to the crystal glass.

Eden huffed. "She's getting cold feet."

"Wait, how cold?" Steve asked, eyes narrowing. If he'd have to tell Dustin his wedding was off hours before the ceremony...

"Not that cold," Eden hurried to say. "It's the napkins. Two weeks ago, they were perfectly beautiful and everything she wanted. Now, she's convinced they're too blue to match her bouquet and she lost her mind over it. Mom and the others are trying to tell her they're fine and no one will notice if the shades aren't identical. I figured getting these out of her sight," she held up the napkins and wiggled them, "would help."

Then she slammed the package on the table hard enough for the centerpiece to rattle. Glaring at it, she shook her head and sighed.

"I'll never be a maid of honor again. It's too fucking stressful."

"Don't you have at least two more sisters?"

She clamped her lips together, chin jutting, as she visibly swallowed the first and second responses. In the end, what she spat out was "They're on their own."

Steve laughed. "Fair. I'll probably be Robin's best man, too, but then I'm done."

"As if Robin will have anything but a quick courthouse wedding." Eden picked open the plastic packaging with her nail; pulling out a napkin, she began folding it. "How's Dustin holding up?"

"Okay. The kids had the foresight to distract him with science all day. Last time I checked, Erica was debating quantum mechanics with him."

"Great. Good." She sighed again, rubbing her fingertips around her eyes. "Soon, the worst is over and then we can enjoy the party."

He snorted. "Ah, yes. The dry, Mormon party."

She perked up then, a glint of mischief in her eyes. Obviously and suspiciously looking around for spectators, she then leaned down and pulled the tea-length skirt up her thigh, revealing a flask strapped to it.

Steve gasped, theatrical but genuinely pleased.

"Just come find me after," she said with a grin. "We deserve this."

"You're a pearl. Keep this up and the next wedding will be ours."

She cackled. Dropping the skirt, she finished folding the napkin and held it up for inspection. It was the shape of a duck.

"Cute," Steve said.

She nodded thoughtfully. "Clashes with my style, though. If anyone asks, I'll say you made it."

In response, Steve took his own napkin and folded it into a simple flower. Still rather nice-looking considering he hadn't done it in ages. The lilac was especially nice in the middle of the white and gold plates. He gestured to it with a flourish; Eden was kind enough to (sarcastically) applaud.

"That is better," she admitted. "Let's do that instead."

WIP game

[bloodbruise]

the bitches traumatized by saltburn would never survive the fics in my ao3 history

[mentallyadinonugget]

[seths-rogens]

i like to call this ‘popular mlm ships with freakishly similar name dynamics’

this means absolutely nothing i’ve simply been observing this for a hot sec

[sporelium]

truth, dare, spin bottles you know how to ball, i know aristotle

[lazylittledragon]

if i had a nickel for every au spawned from twitter that i SWORE i was going to be normal about

[cuntyarmand]

*looking into the camera like i'm on the office*

[arelliann]

Continuing my slutty 80s crop top agenda

[stervrucht]

[marvelousmoony]

fanfiction is so beautiful because what do you mean i can read the same characters falling in love 92737389 times in different scenarios and not get tired of it.

[lekhajhoka]

it's just me and my gay fanfics against the world

[mister-anomaly]

starting off my return strong with a classic: itty bitty bat eddie

[bebx]

“this ship is not canon” babe, they’re fictional characters. they’re not real. they’re literally dolls we play with. we don’t care about whether or not these fictional characters’ love story is canon in this piece of media that is also entirely based on fiction. I mean, sure, canon would be lovely, but it’s a bonus. it’s not necessary. what we care about is the fun of talking about these 2 idiots being in love.

we don’t give a fuck if they didn’t kiss in “canon”. they had raw sex in thousands of fics about them though. and I’d say that’s more than enough to make people who ship them happily ship them even harder. happy shipping!

[outromoony]

Me when the slow burn is slow burning

[ladylokilaufeyson5]

“this ship isn’t canon” to YOU. I, however, am delusional